You know how most people have that little voice in their head that says “DON’T kill the kid”? Yeah, when the shit starts to go down, my eyes roll back in my head and be it man, woman, or child, we’re goin’ to the Thunderdome.
I don’t trust some that faker won’t get uppity and try to claim a Body Maim title in the champ’s absence.
Here we go, baby! Time to get this year started off with a bang!
Soooo, I’m gonna need to see some boobage, or this thread is going to get shut down.
@BigJohn: yuck. Luckily in all the years of grappling the worst thing I got was a touch of athlete’s foot one or twice, (oh, and that jacked up shoulder,). Staph and MRSA scare the shit out of me.
Want to never sleep again? Google “Kevin Randleman Staph”. Looks like someone tried to take core samples out of him.
Glad to hear that you’re on the mend.
Hurray! LeBron’s going back to Cleveland!!
Yeah, this has nothing to do with football, but since the pundits think the whole world gives a shit about what this cat does, I figured I’d pass the good word on.
Can-NOT wait for next Saturday.
You may see me on the news come Sunday morning as I will probably end up buttstroking Zackery if/when I run out of ammo.
Felt this was an appropriate place to put this.
I have recently discovered shandies and by the sweat of Odin’s taint, are these a delectable drink.
That being said, it dawned on me that to this day, I have yet to try a Brass Monkey…so I made one. So you don’t have to.
The actual mix isn’t too bad, but the “drink the Olde E down to the label” portion of the show is pure shite.
An IPA and pink lemonade, on the other hand? You’ll think an angel bricked in your mouth.
**looks at hammock. Shrugs**
I’m a savage and a half. I’ve been in worse.
Hey, thanks, Kali!
**jumps into hammock**
Aaaaaahhh…still has my ass-groove.
I’m game for another taserin’.
And while it wasn’t the projectile spread hit, I have taken a full ride from a police taser since the zombie shop.
…and that was nowhere near as bad as the tongue lashing we took from his wife after she found out it happened. Needless to say, that was the last time any real stupid shit happened at the crawfish boil.
And goddammit, let’s do Body Maim this year!!
Do some tests like “who can keep their hand in ice water the longest” or “who can eat this Guatemalan Insanity Pepper and not shit dragons” or “who can fill this pint glass WITH THEIR OWN BLOOD FIRST OMGKILLRENDFRAGDESTROY!*!*!*”!!!!!!!
…’k, maybe I went a tad bit too far on that last one.