@Ma-Tweedy active 11 hours, 13 minutes ago
2. Oh, is that a lighter in your pocket? I thought it was a matchstick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahah – hey, *sniff sniff* does it smell like burning hair?
I don’t know where the field trip is this year. I bet the Harveys do. Should we kidnap them?
You know how I know this year of football is going to be screwy?
It’s week 4 and the last two unbeatens are the Cards and the Bungles.
Well, while that IS quite nice, Kali, those came in well past the due date.
I’m gonna need triple the boobage, now, or I’m afraid this place might get hit by lightening.
What? No, that’s not a gas can in my pocket; I’m just that happy to see the thread.
…but that is a lighter in my other pocket.
Come, now, John, give me some credit: we just cut that section of meat out and cooked the rest. We’re not savages.
And Kali, whatever it was I made, it would hit at a hefty D10 with +Fuck You to damage.
Also…we all hitting the porn museum this year?
I just keep thinking about those poor waxy short ribs. Such a shameful waste of delicious pig.
Anyone know the release dates for the paperback versions of Pandemic? I don’t care for Mass-Market Paperbacks but rather the Trade Paperbacks (bigger ones).
Already read this book, but want the paperback for my bookshelf
Thanks to A for switching around the site so the new posts show up first. Yay!!
@athanas I looked it up on urban dictionary and you actually made a shiv. A shank has to have metal in it.
I don’t want you to use the wrong term and embarrass yourself in prison.
I once made a shank out of a crayon, a piece of paper, and some Elmer’s glue that was able to penetrate a rack of shortribs just to prove a new teacher friend of mine that her pre-schoolers could kill her.
@Pondy You are so thoughtful. And can you stand close to JP so I can kill two birds with one stone? So to speak. Because I’ll probably actually use a shiv.