Made of awesome: Ninja talks to Junkies

[img_assist|nid=1806|title=Ninja will kill you with this book|desc=Look for the Ninja Handbook in stores September 9|link=url|align=left|width=246|height=250]Click here to play The Ninja’s shout-out to Junkies

Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook is the world’s foremost guide to killing people. And monsters. And probably trees, too, but only if they get bitchy. And maybe rocks if you have a big enough hammer, and Ninjas do.

If you guys haven’t seen Ask a Ninja, you are missing out on one of the best things the internet ever kicked out. The show is absolutely brilliant and will make you laugh your ass off.

What’s more, Ask a Ninja is part of the reason I have a book deal. When the big publishers were wondering if this "podcasting fad" had any legs, they were looking at shows like Ask a Ninja and seeing the insane download numbers online media can create. All the J.C. Hutchins, Scott Siglers, Seth Harwoods and everyone else who’s dancing with the big publishers need to tip their hats to these guys for paving the way and showing just how big online media can get.

I’m buying this book tomorrow. I will definitely use it to kill someone. 

And for those of you who know THE ROOKIE, you know that Kracken’s linebacker John Tweedy quotes the Ninja when he meets opposing players. Like you need more of a reason than that?

 

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Comments

  1. sMUTgREMLIN

    hey Assassin, he has said

    that he does prefer Jell-o to tapioka, (ninjas and crazy people episode)

    and maybe he DOES have to piss, but hes saving it for a super secret ninja death move!

    P.S. read my Sig line (I know something about you, you dirty birdie.) ROFL

    Assassins do it from behind

  2. Twowire

    Maybe his father was Max Headroom??

     Just a guess. Could be all that pent up ninja energy waiting to be released.

    "Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”

  3. Assassin

    :-x

    I hate that wannabe ninja prick! and why is he so bouncy? he looks like he’s made of jello or has to piss really bad.

  4. podakayne

    CONGRATULATIONS …IT IS COMPLETE!

    well better late than never eh scott… just sayin’ I’m so very proud of you and your accomplishments. as an original junkie i’m hoping your journey to complete dominion is just beginning!!!

    all except for your’s truly that is

    and down one for the Ninja!!!

  5. Twowire

    Oh Yeah!!

    Maybe something along the line of "Solar Pons and the Cthulhu Mythos"? :) (hee hee shameless plug for me!)

    “Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won’t help.”

  6. Nelzone

    Wrong Ninja

    I dig the Ask A Ninja, Ninja. But I was hoping for the Nocturnal/Bryan Clauser version of the Ninja talking to us. But, otherwise, very good news. Bring it on.

    Taste is the Enemy of Art- Wm S Burroughs (or maybe not)

  7. Nuchtchas

    Let me tell you about ninjas…

    They’re awesome!

    Seriously though, that is way too cool! I have been a fan of the Ninjas for years, it makes perfect sense this cross promotion :) Next up Calls for Chtulu? :)

    PS: douchebags, stop wining and learn to be patient, you will get your Sigler fix when he is damn well good and ready to give it to you. You don’t want to rush good writing, then you end up with Salvatore crap.

  8. Vidurr

    I loved the ninjas

    I loved the ninjas explanation of "what is a podcast"  

     

    B14i>35 0/3r BI_I11375 B1+<I-I3Z!

  9. ogreoregon

    HIIIEEEYAAA!

    I like this guy, he is a real Ninja’s Ninja.
    *I’m Rear Admiral but Sigler won a PARSEC*

  10. OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

    Thanks…

    I really don’t wanna come across as ungreatful… but…. you left such a big fricking clifthanger……*twitch*

    "Freedom isn’t free." Virak the Mean

    North Carolina is where Sigler belongs….

  11. Gmork

    This should be required reading…

    …for all who profess to be a "Junkie".  How is the FDO supposed to efficiently achieve world domination if his troops don’t have a handbook for killing!  This book fits the bill

     

    —– He’s no good to me dead ——-

  12. mainframe

    “Infected” and “The Ninja Handbook”! Awesome Squared!

    The Ninja plugging "Infected" and "The Ninja Handbook"!  

    Two great awesomes that go great together.  

    Read several chapters of "Infected" then read a few from "The Ninja Handbook".  Kind of like eating a four star "steak and potatoes" meal followed by the best desert ever to cleanse the palate.  

    Knock back a few cold ones afterwards and make an evening out of it.

  13. Twowire

    Alright! I’m ready to open up a vein

    for an Intravenous dose of Nocturnal! 

    ["No matter where you go, there you are"] – And Sigler always knows exactly where there is!

  14. Scott

    Wednesday

    Back on the grindstone tomorrow morning at 8 am (pacific) to work out next episode of NOCTURNAL, then hopefully Wednesday, Sept. 10, we will kick out some more.

  15. OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

    this is cool…butt….

    is there any news about Nocturnal coming through the perverbiale pipe.  I am out o’ sigler goodness, and I’ve finished all of the Max Quick series tahts been posted so far…

    "Freedom isn’t free." Virak the Mean

    North Carolina is where Sigler belongs….

  16. gmanvsfreeman

    that is awesome

    i will definitely buy their book and being on ask a ninja is awesome.

    G-Man

    Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. – John McClane