Junkies! I’m 35,000 words into the Secret Mission of Death (the beloved SMOD™.) I still can’t talk about details. Dishes are piled high in the sink. Dirty clothes cover the floor, and I can’t remember the last time I bathed. This ZZ Top beard is getting long and the Evil Dogs™ are looking at me like I’m a walking T-bone. But I peeked my head up for one second, and I discovered that Tee Morris has beed robbed.
Tee Morris is an author and a die-hard Krakens fan. He wears his #68 jersey to dozens of scifi conventions, including Balticon — where a thief stole it! Now this thief is making Morris jump through hoops to get it back. While horribly offensive, it’s also pretty funny, because Morris has to perform random and meaningless tasks, document them, and post evidence to the ‘net.
The funniest bit is the Krakens’ Thief Flickr Page. Fuck Waldo, where’s that damn Krakens’ Jersey!?!