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Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 6:43AM 55 replies

I think there should be a voting mechanism that we can use to vote non-ojs into the ranks of the confirmed Church of Siglerism members...

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SynapticJam

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 6:47AM

Of course, to gain admittance you'd have to do something awesome for him, like throwing yourself in front of a bullet or a box of Julie Andres chocolates...

That would mean the OJ moniker would have to be awarded posthumously, but hey, we're all gonna die anyways...

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Twowire

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 8:43AM

ritual of the "Chicken Scissors" to consider.....I mean if you want it bad enough you'll do anything, right?

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SlackerQueen

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 8:51AM

but what about the female junkies? We don't have manly bits to chop off in the ritual. Guess we have to settle for being Julie Andrews-proof vests.

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SynapticJam

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 9:57AM

I thought you said Julie Andres Chest, not vest...

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gmanvsfreeman

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 10:51AM

G-Man

Are that you singing???

G-Man

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SlackerQueen

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 10:53AM

Bad Jam, bad!

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jtmanis

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 11:31AM

There may not be things to be cut off, but there are things that can be scooped out. From this point after, the female version of the chicken scissors will be an ice-cream scoop.

jtmanis

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 11:34AM

Do you even know what "OJ" means? ORIGINAL Junkie, not Came-to-the-party-late junkie! Though we should have a CTTPL-J status. Their symbol will be an orange dressed up like Mr. potato-head.

Wolf

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 12:40PM

Howsabout we nominate junkies(with a little j) and once a week or month or so, we vote for who we think has earned the Honorary status. I also feel tha we should be able to rescind the HOJ title of anyone who is proven to be too douch-baggy to deserve it.

WOOF, WOOF

SynapticJam

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 12:50PM

Junkie In Good Standing - we can make them dance for us!

EJ = Elevated Junkie - this would seem to make sense, as long as it's well known that OJ is the shiznit!

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Wolf

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 12:53PM

i really like the EJ label much better then HOJ.

WOOF, WOOF

Scott

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 1:14PM

I will find other tags to give to Junkies, but the OJ status is only for those who were there from the beginning. I will work on a new status for the "next generation" of Junkies very soon.

OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 2:25PM

your promo-voice-guy.... i heard u send him a shout out... and he was my inspriation for the idea...

"I have much respect for Delhome's douchbaggery"

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- Jim Butcher

cjstiffler

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 3:52PM

I'm just satisfied to be one of the lucky junkies that have found my way here.

I love small children... well done as opposted to medium rare.

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Dan652

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 4:33PM

Ewwwwwww...

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Scott

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 4:38PM

He's a Masta Pimp (see Pantheon page). His badge will be reflected soon.

OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 4:39PM

he deserves respect..... i just wanna make sure he gets it

"I have much respect for Delhome's douchbaggery"

-Scott Sigler

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

momma_dee

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 6:11PM

Second Generation Junkies. Don't Start Nothin' Won't Be Nothin'

Don't Start Nothin' Won't Be Nothin'

gmanvsfreeman

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 6:21PM

G-Man

Are that you singing???

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

Holly

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 22, 2008 @ 11:23PM

I don't care how I get labeled as long as the stories keep coming!

Gmork

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 6:06AM

orf maybe MMJ... for mini-me Junkies

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m_talon

Re: Honorary OJ

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 10:50AM

OJ status means you were here BEFORE the Holy Coming of Pope Siglericus to the masses via brick and mortar bookstores. It's a mark demonstrating who was responsible for making the FDO the evil dictator to-be that he is today. It's hard to retroactively assign that, unless you can demonstrate your pre-INFECTED junkieness in some fashion.

That said, I'm not an elitist. Ok, maybe I am. Still, we definitely need to recognize the non-OJs who have contributed as much or more to the rise of Siglerism. That's why I love the pantheon idea.