sadock
What to do when you see spam or advertising links

   The sad facts are that we now have spammers in the forums. Users who actually take the time to register, post, comment and then post a spam link. Odds are it was a phishing link. It could have resulted in a virus to whoever clicked on it, but we were not stupid enough to click on it and find out. Look out for shady links and use your head. They're fairly obvious. This one said something like "Apply for an Interest Free Loan UK"

   I consulted with Pulsar about the matter and we have decided to institute a zero tolerance policy on both spamming and commercial linking. If we see spamming or commercial linking from ANY user, there's not going to be any questions or arguing about it. That account will be deleted and all that users posts will be deleted as well. If in doubt, don't post the link. 

   This is no reason for panic by any means. Personally, I'm choosing to view it as a compliment to Scott's success. If spammers are beginning to target us, we have reached the big time, right? As far as the account deletions go, y'all have been fine so far. I doubt any legitimate user would do anything as tacky as post a link like we're talking about. So go ahead and carry on harassing one another and have fun.

   I do ask that you help us patrol the forums if you would. If you see a shady post, please report it to ARealGirl (∅) or Sadock. The FDO has designated us as the  Spaminators in addition to our other duties. We'll take a gander and annihilate the gorram bastich if it's warranted. Or send a Nocturnal after them. Whatever seems most appropriate. Hey, maybe we can feed them to Mommy? Whatcha think?

The protocol is pretty simple:

  1. Email A or Arioch (one of the Duo of Døøm/ Spammer Assassins™) at ak@scottsigler.com or arioch@scottsigler.com respectively
  2. Send us the link to the spam post. It helps to give us a direct link to the comment the spam is in if you know how to do that. Basically you click on the title of the comment.
  3. Do not click on the spam link.
  4. If all you can send is the overall thread link, describe where in the thread the post is, and reply to it with something like: POSSIBLE SPAM; ASSASSIN EN ROUTE.
  5. We will find it & kill it.

    I'm serious about #3. That's what the wankers want you to do. If you click the link, it might be a harmless advertisement, but it could also give your computer a virus, trojan, or other malware. Just don't do it. That's the other reason we want to kill these quickly (and label them until they're dead). Some folks aren't as experienced as others. They won't be able to recognize a spam post and will click on a dangerous link.

Thank you for helping to keep our community safe for everyone to plot world domination in peace. Cool

-Sadock

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sadock
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

Thus far the hole in my head has been of little help

<grumbles> So not looking forward to the merry old chase for brain tumors/cancer with an MRI et al ending in the doctor shrugging his shoulders and saying "Hell if I know what the fuck's wrong with you…" </grumbling>

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athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

you were almost down to the second page!

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BigJohn
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

Whatcha doin' way down there?

BigJohn

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Gmork
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

I'm here to help save the day, as well. Little buddy Smile
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athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

cause nobody likes spam.

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BigJohn
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

to keep the spammers at bay.

This public service brough to you by

BigJohn

and

The letter S and the number 4

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Gmork
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

Sliced thin, fried crispy, and drenched in ketchup....mmmm
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athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

you now frighten me.

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BigJohn
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

for a white trash party I threw a few years ago. It was surprisingly delectable!

BigJohn

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possumcowboy
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

Does Big John drive an Audi, by chance?

BigJohn
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

That was really just a coincidence; I was going for the whole Sesame Street sponsorship thing...picked S and 4 totally at random.

BigJohn

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athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

back to the top.

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athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

in a sweet-ass '83 GMC G-15 van?

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athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

TWICE the grabby action!

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

this bad boy was off the list!

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

 

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

Is the current plan still in effect, or am I just raping a dead thread?

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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BigJohn
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

Everytime I check it's not quite at the bottom. But I'm keeping an eye on it!

BigJohn

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

Isn't this thread pinned now, so it can't move down? Or am I completely misunderstanding? xD

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

BigJohn
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

But it keeps sinking. I don't think it's pinned. I bet athanas keeps unpinning it, just so he can pad his crack stats by pulling it back up.

That's totally something he would do.

BigJohn

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athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

and I believe we've been asked to keep it on the top 15 list, so I'm just doing my part as a crack whorin' junkie.

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Belladonna420
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

what do the Spaminators  do with the offenders?  Do they annihilate them, send a Nocturnal after them or feed them to Mommy???  Or is the fate of each decided randomly???

 

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athanas
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

Consider it yoinktificated

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BigJohn
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

BigJohn

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
Re: What to do when you see spam or advertising links

Huh. I guess, if it really isn't pinned, you guys are doing your job, cause I've never noticed it not at the top anymore. :P Keepiing it in the top 15 makes sense, though. I wonder if there could be another box for important (pinned?) topics and that way things like this would always be linked somewhere...

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

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