ogreoregon
The Official Laws of the Siglerverse
Here is the place that we can keep track of The Official Laws that the Future Dark Overlord has handed down to us groveling Junkies. We will post them, talk about them and memorize them, and OBEY them! 
SIGLER'S FIRST LAW: Any major holiday that falls on a Sunday negates that Sunday's status as a "day," and therefore, the following day shall count for the inunterrupted string of "podcasts in a row."
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
ogreoregon
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

SIGLER'S FIRST LAW: Any major holiday that falls on a Sunday negates that Sunday's status as a "day," and therefore, the following day shall count for the inunterrupted string of "podcasts in a row."
This is the First Law.... there will be more.  There are rules for the Siglerverse, Read, memorize, discuss, and Obey.
*I'm Rear Admiral but Siglers the BOSS*

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
n8man
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

I wonder how this impacts the infected and crypt's releases?
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SlackerQueen
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse
Does the Super Bowl really count as a holiday? Or is it just an extremely sacred day? OOOh I can feel the blasphemy I'm thinking.

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SynapticJam
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

You must remember that all episodes are released on Sigler-time...  Never late.  He is always on time and therefore the releases for all siglericious nuggets occurs at precisely the correct time...  And yes, Superbowl Sunday "IS" an official holiday... 

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n8man
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

So u think we're gonna get 2 episodes in one day? that would be awsome/terible!
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SynapticJam
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

All I said is that when the episodes come, they will not be late.  And you must remember that the Crypt is an unknown quantity in the Siglerverse.  the great one had officially denied all knowledge of its existence and therefore is not subject to any know Sigler Universal Laws. 

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ogreoregon
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse
I have adapted it to my personal lifestyle, especially at work.....who can argue with me when I site "Sigler Time" as my reason for disappearing for a week or two..Laughing
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Scott
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse
It trumps all others. It is the biggest holiday of the year.
treed
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

-since there is no OFFICIAL recognition from sigler (DAMN HIM) as to the existance of the crypt podcast (see another thread for sigler's confusion over our comments concerning this podcast) then this must imply that there is NO schedule release date (day of the week, month, year) for the release of said stories, if in fact they do exist, of course this could be a form of mass hysteria due to dealing with MAJOR withdrawals followed by a semi-regular dose of hits. IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?? (and if there is, would you really want a damned dirty junkie doctor treating you?? especially with infected coming out?)
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SynapticJam
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

I'm almost beginning to wonder if we're all experiencing some sort of mass hallucination... Sort of a shared bad acid trip sort of thing...  Are the walls bleeding in your world too? 

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BarbaraJ
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse
The walls aren't so much bleeding, but they're talking to my male clone twin Kilroy 2.0   errrr, wrong podcast eh?
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treed
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

-most irratating, don't you think? giving all those instructions, disliking ALL those people, and does anyone know where i can pickup an inexpensive chainsaw before April 11?
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

ogreoregon
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

...there is a special language often used in the Siglerverse...".no bout adoubt it"!
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*

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treed
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

ogreoregon
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

 we get some great words and images that highlight the obscure and bless them with new
meaning...ala  chicken sissors......what does everyone think?  (assuming you can still think after becoming a Junkie)
*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the Boss*

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
treed
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

-oops, nevermind, i said i'd back off of mumo00 for awhile
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

SynapticJam
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

I've got a few brain cells left and the synapses are firing - sorta... 

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ogreoregon
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
ogreoregon
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

My brain cells are going fast........

*I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
Wolf
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

i thought it looked right. 

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"

 

treed
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

SynapticJam
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

It seems like half the junkies around here don't know the difference between to and too, or no and know.  I'm cool with the acronym thing, np.  But for God's sake!  Learn to spell and use the language correctly, it makes you sound like a moron!  ooops... I suppose this belongs over in the rants forum, but that's currently occupied by rabid politicos.   

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SynapticJam
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

You don't wanna admit  you're an old guy with bad eyesight, so you over-compensated and set your screen resolution too high.  "leeetle itty bitty letters".....   

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n8man
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse
lol i know what you mean

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NeilColquhoun
Re: The Official Laws of the Siglerverse

Did they ever come into existence?

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