Mine phone is so old.... how old is it?... why it's so old that......the string keeps coming out of the paper cup!!

I'm serious, really.

look up techtard  and my picture is right there .....next to Silger's and PG's ( they just JOKE about it but I'm serious, really).

I need a new avatar too, my face is so annoying.......how annoying is it?......Who said that?

no punchline.... it is just seriously annoying. Really.

 * I AM the Rear Admiral and you MUST obey  *

    *** I am Renfield to Sigler's Dracula ***

Got fed up with trying to get one on my phone, so now when I get a call, I just shout out loud, " FEED US, WE ARE HUNGRY!"

Getting kinda used to the looks from my boss now.

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"

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