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Pantheon of Siglerism

The Pantheon of Siglerism: This contains a running list all the elements of the mythos that is Sigler. I'll list what I have, you guys tell me if I'm missing anything.

The Evil (which is good)
The Good (which is bad)
  • General Siglerisimo
  • Pope Siglericus XXX
  • Jamingus the Butler
  • The Evil Queen™
  • The Evil Heiney™
  • The Eyebrow of Døøm™
  • The Lair of Døøm™
  • Plaid tanks
  • City halls replaced by giant buildings that look like Scott's ego-inflated bald head
  • Sigler Ascension Day - April 1st
  • Masta Pimp Pulsar: High Priest of Series of Tubes
  • Masta Pimp Capizzi: The Mullah of Design
  • Masta Pimp Arioch: The Minister of Audio Edits,  aka A-Rock aka The Producer of Døøm™
  • Masta Pimp Gmork: Siglerpedia Czar
  • Masta Pimp MsInformation: Diva of Design
  • The Official Voice of Doom: Ranger Bob
  • Soupbone the Wonder Pimp (FDO™'s cousin)
  • Francis Donovan Olivieri (FDO™'s other cousin)
  • Tha Shiv (my editor)
  • The Director of Døøm™ aka The Bitch™ (my partner AlphaGirl)
  • Minister of the Holy Collection Plate (my agent)
  • Junkies
  • Pushers
  • SMOD™= Secret Mission of Death 
  • The Three Amigos of Domination: Putin, Chazvez and KimJong Il
  • The Crack Pack (people who helped the FDO™ on his way) including:
         Robbie: Mister I.T.
         MaeBreakall: voice of the first Sigler FanCast.
  • The Secret Agents (experts who help the FDO™ make sure his books are full of accurate awesomeness):  
         Joe Albietz   
         Scott Christian
         Jeremy Ellis
         Chris Grall
         Bob Gilliland
         JP Harvey
         JC Hutchins
         Renee Jordan
         Tom Merritt
         Phil Plait
  • Julie Andrews, a.k.a. "The White Queen."
  • J.C. Hutchinssssss
  • The Amish
  • Hummingbirds
  • Meth Pigeon (he will cut you, no lie.)
  • Baby Bird Bladder, Scott's ROOKIE Tailgate Tour nemesis

What am I missing?

JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
A damned dirty bird.

 

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
she knows how to motivate your ass. I'm sticking with Pop Tart Fairy, dammit!

 

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JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
I love it.

 

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 Originality is the way to go.

So neener!

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Kevinesque
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

because A thinks A's The Bitch... and that's good enough for me. Laughing

 

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JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
stop your bitching.

 

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 And I'm beginning to wonder if Donna was possessed at DragonCon. All the pictures I've seen that people took of her from that event she has horrid red eye.

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 As far as being a bitch goes, I think all women have the capacity to be a bitch. Just as all men have the capacity to be an ass.

And Pop Tart Fairy isn't actually a diminutive. It's simply a nickname. I don't think you can actually have a diminutive for A. What's shorter than one character? Although I must thank you for teaching me a new use of that word:

 

diminutive |diˈminyətiv|

adjective
extremely or unusually small : a diminutive figure dressed in black.
• (of a word, name, or suffix) implying smallness, either actual or imputed in token of affection, scorn, etc., (e.g., teeny, -let, -kins).


noun
a smaller or shorter thing, in particular
• a diminutive word or suffix.
a shortened form of a name, typically used informally : “Nick” is a diminutive of “Nicholas.”

 

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JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
if you shouldn't have a jersey that says "A Bitch" on the back... (rather than "The Bitch". Kind of captures the best of both. Hmmmm.

 

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 ....work even better?

Possibly even ' "A," The Bitch ' or ' The Bitch "A" '

Kind of like those last two, even if I did have to misuse quotation marks on them to get them to look right Wink

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JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
I think that's the proper English (vs. American) way. Either way, it looks cool. Hopefully we've given The Bitch some creative ideas...

 

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 I'll DM her so she actually sees it. 

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Gmork
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
ha ha! The Baby Bird Bladder made it to the list :) Awesome updates
sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
  1.  The Bitch is a done deal
  2. still need Pop Tart Fairy (this one just embarrasses him)
  3. Spam Assassin (I think they both like this one)
and I feel like I'm forgetting one......(or I could just be fishing)

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JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Look at the company I'm in! I'm truly humbled!

 

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Belladonna420
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
J.C. Hutchinssssss is on the Good List and the Evil List. Does that just cancel him out? LOL!!

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Gmork
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Ha! That's awesome!

He's like matter and anti-matter, like the two poles of a magnet!!  He both helps AND repels the FDO Tongue out

sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Listened to the D0M 2009 Year in Review episode a couple days ago. Realized that I should double check to make sure her efforts on THE ROOKIE were annontated here. Figured you'd have her up here already, but also knew that you're kind of a flake sometimes.

So get on that. Donna is an absolute sweetheart when you treat her right, but I imagine you don't want to cross her. I know *I* certainly wouldn't want to be on her bad side. Tongue out

No idea which category your infinite wisdom <snickers> will place her in.

 

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Scott
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 

 

MastaPimp MsInformation: Diva of Design has now been added to the Pantheon. 

 

Good looking out, A-Rock. 

sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 I know Pulsar is not going to be able to make it, but coming over from Germany would be above and beyond the call of duty.

No idea about Kevin. I know very little about him.

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infected_once
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Shouldn't the biggest, baddest, most awesome and most unholy second only to the FDO and his Archdeamons of awesomeness: the dear sweet OJ's be added?

Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

 

 

Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
And you've about nailed a great definition! Only thing is, although your high view of the OJs is appreciated, we're just one small segment of the greater evil mass that is the Junkies.

 

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

I second JP. Your sentiment is sweet, but too much. All junkies are rockin'! To put it mildly. ;)

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 There's no need to be elitist. We already have our shiny blue badges, after all.

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