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Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 @ 11:00AM 208 replies

The Pantheon of Siglerism: This contains a running list all the elements of the mythos that is Sigler. I'll list what I have, you guys tell me if I'm missing anything.

The Evil (which is good)

The Good (which is bad)

General Siglerisimo
Pope Siglericus XXX
Jamingus the Butler
The Evil Queen™
The Evil Heiney™
The Eyebrow of Døøm™
The Lair of Døøm™
Plaid tanks
City halls replaced by giant buildings that look like Scott's ego-inflated bald head
Sigler Ascension Day - April 1st
Masta Pimp Pulsar: High Priest of Series of Tubes
Masta Pimp Capizzi: The Mullah of Design
Masta Pimp Arioch: The Minister of Audio Edits, aka A-Rock aka The Producer of Døøm™
Masta Pimp Gmork: Siglerpedia Czar
Masta Pimp MsInformation: Diva of Design
The Official Voice of Doom: Ranger Bob
Soupbone the Wonder Pimp (FDO™'s cousin)
Francis Donovan Olivieri (FDO™'s other cousin)
Tha Shiv (my editor)
The Director of Døøm™ aka The Bitch™ (my partner AlphaGirl)
Minister of the Holy Collection Plate (my agent)
Junkies
Pushers
SMOD™= Secret Mission of Death
The Three Amigos of Domination: Putin, Chazvez and KimJong Il
The Crack Pack (people who helped the FDO™ on his way) including:
Robbie: Mister I.T.
MaeBreakall: voice of the first Sigler FanCast.
The Secret Agents (experts who help the FDO™ make sure his books are full of accurate awesomeness):
     Joe Albietz
     Scott Christian
     Jeremy Ellis
     Chris Grall
     Bob Gilliland
     JP Harvey
     JC Hutchins
     Renee Jordan
     Tom Merritt
     Phil Plait

Julie Andrews, a.k.a. "The White Queen."
J.C. Hutchinssssss
The Amish
Hummingbirds
Meth Pigeon (he will cut you, no lie.)
Baby Bird Bladder, Scott's ROOKIE Tailgate Tour nemesis

What am I missing?

Mycroft

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 @ 7:02AM

KISS, MC, etc people in the groupings - not neccessarily by name.

Logistics General - he who brings patches and other parts of the material neccessary for the Sigler Acension! That would be me. (An Army goes nowhere without the supplies it needs....)

Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.

Mycroft

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 @ 7:18AM

The milllion tanks was no problem, got a great deal on combinations of US and Soviet tanks.

The problem is getting enough plaid paint for them. Do you know that the major paint manufacters tell me they can not deliver "plaid" paint?

I am having to resort to painting them by hand.

Send me more junkies to use as a work force to get this painting job done my FDO.

Thanks

Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.

billy_tal3nt3d

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 @ 7:50AM

A Supreme Painter of Tanks, i took an art class last semester...so i guess that make me quallified for the position!

"When i say your dumb name step forward and forsake all other before your new digital ruler..."

Mark "The Mangler" Wheeler

#1 Contender for the heavyweight title.

Wolf

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Mar 24, 2009 @ 1:50PM

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Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: May 23, 2009 @ 10:33PM

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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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Mycroft

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: May 26, 2009 @ 1:13PM

Is easy enough to get pre-applied to the tanks. All those excess Desert Storm tanks came that way.

We need feedback from the FDO and the minister of flag design to give us the plaid pattern now.

Then we will put the x-ray company patch logo on the turrets.

Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC. And now a pusher too!

Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.

Kevinesque

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: May 26, 2009 @ 5:56PM

Might want to make mention of that.

Twowire

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: May 26, 2009 @ 8:28PM

"Share the Pain!!"

"What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

sadock

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 15, 2009 @ 1:51PM

You'd best get him up there before he puts a hit out on you.

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sadock

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 15, 2009 @ 1:53PM

Not exactly sure what all her duties include, but I know what she does is important ;)

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 16, 2009 @ 12:05AM

Is missin' crack. Unless I missed the crack. Which is entirely possible. Love this idea, by the way.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

sadock

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 16, 2009 @ 2:54AM

Sorry, couldn't resist the double entendre there. Everyone already knows I live in the gutter anyways ;) We have our own little colony down here.

I suggested throwing the CRACK that we all love and NEED into the pantheon back in July 2008, but the FDO said it was "too basic." Le sigh.

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 16, 2009 @ 10:15PM

I mean, the gutter is a very fun place.

Too basic? Aw, man. That's just awful.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

sadock

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 17, 2009 @ 5:39AM

and we all get blind sided occasionally.

Hell, I'm as myopic as the next guy. The trick is realizing it and taking steps to counteract the effects.

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 17, 2009 @ 5:15PM

Oh well I guess. I'll just have to go crack crazy here to make up for it. :P

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 19, 2009 @ 12:12AM

when I first glanced at this post I saw "Top Fart Fairy." What the hell's the matter with me?

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Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 19, 2009 @ 2:49AM

The RDQ is still a MP and Spreads Sigelrism Most righteously... "Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ S. Sigler

sadock

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 19, 2009 @ 6:03AM

That is such a WIDE open question. I think ShadyGirl can answer it better than I ever could anyways, so I will defer to her on this one.

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Scott

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 19, 2009 @ 7:37AM

I'm still trying to think of the new title. Sometimes even creative types struggle to find just the right set of words ...

sadock

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Aug 22, 2009 @ 4:06PM

That one's already taken

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sadock

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Sep 17, 2009 @ 10:06AM

Simply must be added onto the Good (which is Bad) side.

It inconvenienced the FDO throughout the ROOKIE Tailgate Tour and made him late for several of the stops.

Maybe it *is* a transplant from Meth Pigeon.......

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SynapticJam

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Sep 17, 2009 @ 10:39AM

Baby Bird Bladder is an excellent addtion! Rock on!

hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!

hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!