Hey Scott, I would like to throw in my resume for a position in your Dark Ascension. Position desired: Lieutenant General of the Rocktopi Army and Ambassador to the Mole People
• 4 years of listening to your podcasts while deeply embedded in a dark, damp cave in Mid-America.
• A willingness to sacrifice: I would have no problems sacrificing the lives of anyone I work with here in the caves to bolster the Rocktopi's blood frenzy or to gain the alliance of the Mole People.
• My last name sounds very close to Mt. Fitzyroy
• As Lt. General Mountjoy I will lead the Rocktopi to great victories and massive chaos. In preparation for my position I have already started training the Rocktopi found here in the caves of Missouri. The Rocktopi found here are intelligent and vicious.
• We have already started communications with the Mole People but the talks have been somewhat strained. Per my orders the Rocktopi are killing 9 out of 10 Mole Men during the course of each of our discussions. I believe that this course of action will convince the Mole People to join your Dark Ascension, if for no other reason than to keep their race alive for a few more months.
Thanks, MtJoy 'The Original 'Cave-Dwelling' Junkie