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Pantheon of Siglerism

The Pantheon of Siglerism: This contains a running list all the elements of the mythos that is Sigler. I'll list what I have, you guys tell me if I'm missing anything.

The Evil (which is good)
The Good (which is bad)
  • General Siglerisimo
  • Pope Siglericus XXX
  • Jamingus the Butler
  • The Evil Queen™
  • The Evil Heiney™
  • The Eyebrow of Døøm™
  • The Lair of Døøm™
  • Plaid tanks
  • City halls replaced by giant buildings that look like Scott's ego-inflated bald head
  • Sigler Ascension Day - April 1st
  • Masta Pimp Pulsar: High Priest of Series of Tubes
  • Masta Pimp Capizzi: The Mullah of Design
  • Masta Pimp Arioch: The Minister of Audio Edits,  aka A-Rock aka The Producer of Døøm™
  • Masta Pimp Gmork: Siglerpedia Czar
  • Masta Pimp MsInformation: Diva of Design
  • The Official Voice of Doom: Ranger Bob
  • Soupbone the Wonder Pimp (FDO™'s cousin)
  • Francis Donovan Olivieri (FDO™'s other cousin)
  • Tha Shiv (my editor)
  • The Director of Døøm™ aka The Bitch™ (my partner AlphaGirl)
  • Minister of the Holy Collection Plate (my agent)
  • Junkies
  • Pushers
  • SMOD™= Secret Mission of Death 
  • The Three Amigos of Domination: Putin, Chazvez and KimJong Il
  • The Crack Pack (people who helped the FDO™ on his way) including:
         Robbie: Mister I.T.
         MaeBreakall: voice of the first Sigler FanCast.
  • The Secret Agents (experts who help the FDO™ make sure his books are full of accurate awesomeness):  
         Joe Albietz   
         Scott Christian
         Jeremy Ellis
         Chris Grall
         Bob Gilliland
         JP Harvey
         JC Hutchins
         Renee Jordan
         Tom Merritt
         Phil Plait
  • Julie Andrews, a.k.a. "The White Queen."
  • J.C. Hutchinssssss
  • The Amish
  • Hummingbirds
  • Meth Pigeon (he will cut you, no lie.)
  • Baby Bird Bladder, Scott's ROOKIE Tailgate Tour nemesis

What am I missing?

Twowire
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 that is wierd...weird....were'd....Hehee

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 You love butter, Jello, mud, and pudding. Any other weird stuff you'd like to share with the rest of us?

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 Sigler powers activate!

......or something.

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JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
There's nothing weird about pudding. Back off of Gmork or I'll have to turn Jam loose on you. And that won't be pretty.

 

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SlackerQueen
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

-'Jam' and 'pretty' in the same sentence. Uh...well, sentences. Tongue out

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Semitheo
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 is that a story of killer hummingbirds pecking out peoples eyes?

 

SCOTT SIGLER'S remake of "THE BIRDS" 

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JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Unintentional mixing of words that don't belong together. I guess that's what makes it funny! Like that time I had a luscious case of kidney stones...

 

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 One more thing Gmork likes to get freaky with. Although I imagine between Jell-O, pudding, mud, and jam, there are damn few flavours (homage to SQ) or consistencies that she wouldn't be able to experience. Well, Gmork?

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SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

I'm right here ya know...  I'm a sensative guy...   My psyche just took a big hit so I would like my fragile ego to be stroked a bit...

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KristynaMae
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Innocent

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Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

don't drink the haterade! you're very pretty! all those other girls who pick on you are jealous!

 

"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ S. Sigler

SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

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Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ S. Sigler
JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
PRETTY BOY! Jam is a pretty boy! Jam is a pretty boy!...

 

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Wolf
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Somebody shoot that parrot! 

 

WOOF, WOOF

 

sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 Dirty innuendo in the forum? You don't say.....

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

  I prefer my humans a bit more, um, feminine. Can you handle stroking yourself?

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 We'll never get them out.

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SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

I'm so pretty it hurts!  I'm so pretty wallflowers wilt in the glow of my prettiness! 

 

You may think you'd rather be your ugly self, but you yearn to be pretty like me... 

chicks dig pretty...

And emo.....

Believe me, I understand.  I know it must be so hard for them, all the crap they have to put up with from idiots just because of the plumbing hey were given.  But they know they're better than that.  When it comes right down to it, they're worth 10 idiotic men falling all over themselves trying to be the biggest cock on the block.   

 

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treed
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

ya mean:

People Eating Tasty Animals?

lol#3
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JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Gotta add "Gmorkian."

 

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 ...but yummy too!


Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

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Space_Mouse
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
I would say the chicken scissors are an "element of the mythos that is Sigler".
Heil Sigler
MtJoy
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Hey Scott, I would like to throw in my resume for a position in your Dark Ascension. Position desired: Lieutenant General of the Rocktopi Army and Ambassador to the Mole People

Qualifications:
• 4 years of listening to your podcasts while deeply embedded in a dark, damp cave in Mid-America.
• A willingness to sacrifice: I would have no problems sacrificing the lives of anyone I work with here in the caves to bolster the Rocktopi's blood frenzy or to gain the alliance of the Mole People.
• My last name sounds very close to Mt. Fitzyroy

Special Considerations:
• As Lt. General Mountjoy I will lead the Rocktopi to great victories and massive chaos. In preparation for my position I have already started training the Rocktopi found here in the caves of Missouri. The Rocktopi found here are intelligent and vicious.
• We have already started communications with the Mole People but the talks have been somewhat strained. Per my orders the Rocktopi are killing 9 out of 10 Mole Men during the course of each of our discussions. I believe that this course of action will convince the Mole People to join your Dark Ascension, if for no other reason than to keep their race alive for a few more months.

Thanks, MtJoy 'The Original 'Cave-Dwelling' Junkie

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CAS_painter
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

A Propaganda Artist on staff to paint your ever larger Portraits and propaganda posters to spread the fear and awe!

I nominate myself.Yell

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