that is wierd...weird....were'd....Hehee

"Get off... the nuclear... warhead."

 You love butter, Jello, mud, and pudding. Any other weird stuff you'd like to share with the rest of us?

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

 Sigler powers activate!

......or something.

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

- "I'm risking my life, for people I don't like, for reasons I don't quite understand." - Homer

-'Jam' and 'pretty' in the same sentence. Uh...well, sentences.

• http://www.chasingthebard.com/
• http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/

 is that a story of killer hummingbirds pecking out peoples eyes?

SCOTT SIGLER'S remake of "THE BIRDS" 

gothguy720.deviantart.com

- "I'm risking my life, for people I don't like, for reasons I don't quite understand." - Homer

 One more thing Gmork likes to get freaky with. Although I imagine between Jell-O, pudding, mud, and jam, there are damn few flavours (homage to SQ) or consistencies that she wouldn't be able to experience. Well, Gmork?

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

I'm right here ya know...  I'm a sensative guy...   My psyche just took a big hit so I would like my fragile ego to be stroked a bit...

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all-around uberjunkie! 

don't drink the haterade! you're very pretty! all those other girls who pick on you are jealous!

"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ S. Sigler

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all-around uberjunkie! 

- "I'm risking my life, for people I don't like, for reasons I don't quite understand." - Homer

 Dirty innuendo in the forum? You don't say.....

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

  I prefer my humans a bit more, um, feminine. Can you handle stroking yourself?

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

 We'll never get them out.

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

I'm so pretty it hurts!  I'm so pretty wallflowers wilt in the glow of my prettiness! 

You may think you'd rather be your ugly self, but you yearn to be pretty like me... 

chicks dig pretty...

And emo.....

Believe me, I understand.  I know it must be so hard for them, all the crap they have to put up with from idiots just because of the plumbing hey were given.  But they know they're better than that.  When it comes right down to it, they're worth 10 idiotic men falling all over themselves trying to be the biggest cock on the block.   

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all-around uberjunkie! 

ya mean:

People Eating Tasty Animals?

lol#3
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

- "I'm risking my life, for people I don't like, for reasons I don't quite understand." - Homer

 ...but yummy too!

Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

Hey Scott, I would like to throw in my resume for a position in your Dark Ascension. Position desired: Lieutenant General of the Rocktopi Army and Ambassador to the Mole People

Qualifications:
• 4 years of listening to your podcasts while deeply embedded in a dark, damp cave in Mid-America.
• A willingness to sacrifice: I would have no problems sacrificing the lives of anyone I work with here in the caves to bolster the Rocktopi's blood frenzy or to gain the alliance of the Mole People.
• My last name sounds very close to Mt. Fitzyroy

Special Considerations:
• As Lt. General Mountjoy I will lead the Rocktopi to great victories and massive chaos. In preparation for my position I have already started training the Rocktopi found here in the caves of Missouri. The Rocktopi found here are intelligent and vicious.
• We have already started communications with the Mole People but the talks have been somewhat strained. Per my orders the Rocktopi are killing 9 out of 10 Mole Men during the course of each of our discussions. I believe that this course of action will convince the Mole People to join your Dark Ascension, if for no other reason than to keep their race alive for a few more months.

Thanks, MtJoy 'The Original 'Cave-Dwelling' Junkie

A Propaganda Artist on staff to paint your ever larger Portraits and propaganda posters to spread the fear and awe!

I nominate myself.