Scott
Pantheon of Siglerism

The Pantheon of Siglerism: This contains a running list all the elements of the mythos that is Sigler. I'll list what I have, you guys tell me if I'm missing anything.

The Evil (which is good)
The Good (which is bad)
  • General Siglerisimo
  • Pope Siglericus XXX
  • Jamingus the Butler
  • The Evil Queen™
  • The Evil Heiney™
  • The Eyebrow of Døøm™
  • The Lair of Døøm™
  • Plaid tanks
  • City halls replaced by giant buildings that look like Scott's ego-inflated bald head
  • Sigler Ascension Day - April 1st
  • Masta Pimp Pulsar: High Priest of Series of Tubes
  • Masta Pimp Capizzi: The Mullah of Design
  • Masta Pimp Arioch: The Minister of Audio Edits,  aka A-Rock aka The Producer of Døøm™
  • Masta Pimp Gmork: Siglerpedia Czar
  • Masta Pimp MsInformation: Diva of Design
  • The Official Voice of Doom: Ranger Bob
  • Soupbone the Wonder Pimp (FDO™'s cousin)
  • Francis Donovan Olivieri (FDO™'s other cousin)
  • Tha Shiv (my editor)
  • The Director of Døøm™ aka The Bitch™ (my partner AlphaGirl)
  • Minister of the Holy Collection Plate (my agent)
  • Junkies
  • Pushers
  • SMOD™= Secret Mission of Death 
  • The Three Amigos of Domination: Putin, Chazvez and KimJong Il
  • The Crack Pack (people who helped the FDO™ on his way) including:
         Robbie: Mister I.T.
         MaeBreakall: voice of the first Sigler FanCast.
  • The Secret Agents (experts who help the FDO™ make sure his books are full of accurate awesomeness):  
         Joe Albietz   
         Scott Christian
         Jeremy Ellis
         Chris Grall
         Bob Gilliland
         JP Harvey
         JC Hutchins
         Renee Jordan
         Tom Merritt
         Phil Plait
  • Julie Andrews, a.k.a. "The White Queen."
  • J.C. Hutchinssssss
  • The Amish
  • Hummingbirds
  • Meth Pigeon (he will cut you, no lie.)
  • Baby Bird Bladder, Scott's ROOKIE Tailgate Tour nemesis

What am I missing?

gmanvsfreeman
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

G-Man

Are that you singing???

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Offical Creepy Fanboy...

"I have much respect for Delhome's douchbaggery"

-Scott Sigler

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

Wolf
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

our aim IS getting better!

WOOF, WOOF

 

sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 I suspect it was Lady Gmork

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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Gmork
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Dude, 

If I won the S.H.I.T award I would end each with post with "and oh, by the way... did you know I won the S.H.I.T. award?  Yeah, that's right. I won it because I am the shit, bitches."

Yup...every post would end that way!!!!

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly

Twowire
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 and Pulsars adding the new badges.

“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”


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Wolf
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

we all already know he's the S.H.I.T!

WOOF, WOOF

 

Vidurr
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

W00t! The only enemy of the FDO on the list I have any contact with would be the hummingbirds. I must formulate a plan...maybe put out feeders with saltwater instead of sugarwater...hmm yes yes... >=3 DIE BUZZING BASTARDS! The amish are next..MUWAHAHAHA

 

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Scott
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
I'm telling you, they are commando hummingbirds in this park in San Fran. They lurk. When you come close, they go for your eyes.
Wolf
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

take out Hutchinssssss, but I'll need to stock up on toilet paper first. That's a lot of shit, right there.

WOOF, WOOF

 

Vidurr
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Then I'll just have to bring out my BFS! Big Fucking Spatula! ...maybe a tennis racket..hmm nah I got it!  habanero peppers in the bird feeders. indirect assult then hit them with the spatula when they're suffering from extreme birdy heart burn!

 

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flashman
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 and that is why you are the wiki queen :)

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aka nilling everywhere else!
SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

And Gmork m'lady, you are most correct.  

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SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
The young ones need a place to be. A place to be introduced the the dark one's ways... For those that are a bit young for the more mature fare I humbly offer for your consideration: The FJA - Future Junkies of America or The FJS - Future Junkies of Siglerica

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all around uberjunkie! 

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

gmanvsfreeman
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

not the young ones like me who come for the violent stuff.

G-Man

Are that you singing???

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
at least you don't come for the weird stuff. (I hear it's better the second time.) You behave yourself, young man!

 

- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid

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Gmork
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

we do the weird stuff Tongue out

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly

JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 

- "I'm risking my life, for people I don't like, for reasons I don't quite understand." - Homer

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Twowire
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 the most famous weirdest junkie of alllll? Sorry coudnt help it! For some reason that kept running through my head.

"Get off... the nuclear... warhead."


KISS'd by Sigler
. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

Gmork
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Yes, it's Christmas but we're singing Dr. Horrible songs here!!!Tongue out

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly

JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
asks for Dr. Horrible by name now--he points at the "puueee" (computer) and says "horr-hay" (Horrible). That's my boy! He likes to sing along with the Bad Horse Choir.

 

- "I'm risking my life, for people I don't like, for reasons I don't quite understand." - Homer

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SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all around uberjunkie! 

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
sweaty. And I'm blushing.

 

- "I'm risking my life, for people I don't like, for reasons I don't quite understand." - Homer

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CBBC-Daddy

Wolf
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

that when General Siglerisimo takes over the world, we'll be the 'normal' ones!

WOOF, WOOF

 

Twowire
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 *hangs head* I just cant help myself sometimes.

"Get off... the nuclear... warhead."


KISS'd by Sigler
. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

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