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Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Jul 17, 2008 @ 11:00AM 208 replies

The Pantheon of Siglerism: This contains a running list all the elements of the mythos that is Sigler. I'll list what I have, you guys tell me if I'm missing anything.

The Evil (which is good)

The Good (which is bad)

General Siglerisimo
Pope Siglericus XXX
Jamingus the Butler
The Evil Queen™
The Evil Heiney™
The Eyebrow of Døøm™
The Lair of Døøm™
Plaid tanks
City halls replaced by giant buildings that look like Scott's ego-inflated bald head
Sigler Ascension Day - April 1st
Masta Pimp Pulsar: High Priest of Series of Tubes
Masta Pimp Capizzi: The Mullah of Design
Masta Pimp Arioch: The Minister of Audio Edits, aka A-Rock aka The Producer of Døøm™
Masta Pimp Gmork: Siglerpedia Czar
Masta Pimp MsInformation: Diva of Design
The Official Voice of Doom: Ranger Bob
Soupbone the Wonder Pimp (FDO™'s cousin)
Francis Donovan Olivieri (FDO™'s other cousin)
Tha Shiv (my editor)
The Director of Døøm™ aka The Bitch™ (my partner AlphaGirl)
Minister of the Holy Collection Plate (my agent)
Junkies
Pushers
SMOD™= Secret Mission of Death
The Three Amigos of Domination: Putin, Chazvez and KimJong Il
The Crack Pack (people who helped the FDO™ on his way) including:
Robbie: Mister I.T.
MaeBreakall: voice of the first Sigler FanCast.
The Secret Agents (experts who help the FDO™ make sure his books are full of accurate awesomeness):
     Joe Albietz
     Scott Christian
     Jeremy Ellis
     Chris Grall
     Bob Gilliland
     JP Harvey
     JC Hutchins
     Renee Jordan
     Tom Merritt
     Phil Plait

Julie Andrews, a.k.a. "The White Queen."
J.C. Hutchinssssss
The Amish
Hummingbirds
Meth Pigeon (he will cut you, no lie.)
Baby Bird Bladder, Scott's ROOKIE Tailgate Tour nemesis

What am I missing?

gmanvsfreeman

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 4:54PM

G-Man

Are that you singing???

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 4:59PM

Offical Creepy Fanboy...

"I have much respect for Delhome's douchbaggery"

-Scott Sigler

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

Wolf

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 5:02PM

our aim IS getting better!

WOOF, WOOF

sadock

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 6:04PM

I suspect it was Lady Gmork

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff." -Captain Hammer

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Gmork

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 6:35PM

Dude,

If I won the S.H.I.T award I would end each with post with "and oh, by the way... did you know I won the S.H.I.T. award? Yeah, that's right. I won it because I am the shit, bitches."

Yup...every post would end that way!!!!

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly

Twowire

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 6:47PM

and Pulsars adding the new badges.

“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

Wolf

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 6:50PM

we all already know he's the S.H.I.T!

WOOF, WOOF

Vidurr

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 7:13PM

W00t! The only enemy of the FDO on the list I have any contact with would be the hummingbirds. I must formulate a plan...maybe put out feeders with saltwater instead of sugarwater...hmm yes yes... >=3 DIE BUZZING BASTARDS! The amish are next..MUWAHAHAHA

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Scott

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 7:16PM

I'm telling you, they are commando hummingbirds in this park in San Fran. They lurk. When you come close, they go for your eyes.

Wolf

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 7:19PM

take out Hutchinssssss, but I'll need to stock up on toilet paper first. That's a lot of shit, right there.

WOOF, WOOF

Vidurr

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 23, 2008 @ 8:00PM

Then I'll just have to bring out my BFS! Big Fucking Spatula! ...maybe a tennis racket..hmm nah I got it! habanero peppers in the bird feeders. indirect assult then hit them with the spatula when they're suffering from extreme birdy heart burn!

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flashman

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 24, 2008 @ 2:19AM

and that is why you are the wiki queen :)

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aka nilling everywhere else!

SynapticJam

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 24, 2008 @ 6:24AM

And Gmork m'lady, you are most correct.

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)

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SynapticJam

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 24, 2008 @ 12:17PM

The young ones need a place to be. A place to be introduced the the dark one's ways... For those that are a bit young for the more mature fare I humbly offer for your consideration: The FJA - Future Junkies of America or The FJS - Future Junkies of Siglerica

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)

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gmanvsfreeman

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 24, 2008 @ 12:29PM

not the young ones like me who come for the violent stuff.

G-Man

Are that you singing???

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 12:16PM

at least you don't come for the weird stuff. (I hear it's better the second time.) You behave yourself, young man!

- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid

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Gmork

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 12:48PM

we do the weird stuff

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 12:54PM

- "I'm risking my life, for people I don't like, for reasons I don't quite understand." - Homer

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Twowire

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 2:54PM

the most famous weirdest junkie of alllll? Sorry coudnt help it! For some reason that kept running through my head.

"Get off... the nuclear... warhead."

KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

Gmork

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 7:17PM

Yes, it's Christmas but we're singing Dr. Horrible songs here!!!

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 10:40PM

asks for Dr. Horrible by name now--he points at the "puueee" (computer) and says "horr-hay" (Horrible). That's my boy! He likes to sing along with the Bad Horse Choir.

- "I'm risking my life, for people I don't like, for reasons I don't quite understand." - Homer

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SynapticJam

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 8:15AM

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)

S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all around uberjunkie!

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 9:20AM

sweaty. And I'm blushing.

- "I'm risking my life, for people I don't like, for reasons I don't quite understand." - Homer

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Wolf

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 11:38AM

that when General Siglerisimo takes over the world, we'll be the 'normal' ones!

WOOF, WOOF

Twowire

Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 11:58AM

*hangs head* I just cant help myself sometimes.

"Get off... the nuclear... warhead."

KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!