Scott
Pantheon of Siglerism

The Pantheon of Siglerism: This contains a running list all the elements of the mythos that is Sigler. I'll list what I have, you guys tell me if I'm missing anything.

The Evil (which is good)
The Good (which is bad)
  • General Siglerisimo
  • Pope Siglericus XXX
  • Jamingus the Butler
  • The Evil Queen™
  • The Evil Heiney™
  • The Eyebrow of Døøm™
  • The Lair of Døøm™
  • Plaid tanks
  • City halls replaced by giant buildings that look like Scott's ego-inflated bald head
  • Sigler Ascension Day - April 1st
  • Masta Pimp Pulsar: High Priest of Series of Tubes
  • Masta Pimp Capizzi: The Mullah of Design
  • Masta Pimp Arioch: The Minister of Audio Edits,  aka A-Rock aka The Producer of Døøm™
  • Masta Pimp Gmork: Siglerpedia Czar
  • Masta Pimp MsInformation: Diva of Design
  • The Official Voice of Doom: Ranger Bob
  • Soupbone the Wonder Pimp (FDO™'s cousin)
  • Francis Donovan Olivieri (FDO™'s other cousin)
  • Tha Shiv (my editor)
  • The Director of Døøm™ aka The Bitch™ (my partner AlphaGirl)
  • Minister of the Holy Collection Plate (my agent)
  • Junkies
  • Pushers
  • SMOD™= Secret Mission of Death 
  • The Three Amigos of Domination: Putin, Chazvez and KimJong Il
  • The Crack Pack (people who helped the FDO™ on his way) including:
         Robbie: Mister I.T.
         MaeBreakall: voice of the first Sigler FanCast.
  • The Secret Agents (experts who help the FDO™ make sure his books are full of accurate awesomeness):  
         Joe Albietz   
         Scott Christian
         Jeremy Ellis
         Chris Grall
         Bob Gilliland
         JP Harvey
         JC Hutchins
         Renee Jordan
         Tom Merritt
         Phil Plait
  • Julie Andrews, a.k.a. "The White Queen."
  • J.C. Hutchinssssss
  • The Amish
  • Hummingbirds
  • Meth Pigeon (he will cut you, no lie.)
  • Baby Bird Bladder, Scott's ROOKIE Tailgate Tour nemesis

What am I missing?

sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 I am humbled by you magnamity. I futzed with the MastaPimp page and got your awesomeness added to it. It's pretty well done except for Paul/Pulsar needing a page. Don't know if you feel up to that or if you want to let him write his own as the rest of us have. 

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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Prøducer øf Døøm, Høst øf Tuesday Terrør, Funky Name Brutha, Retired Gutter Brethren & Tangential Tyke

Gmork
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

If you check out the MastaPimp page it will link to a new page for pulsar

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly

BarbaraJ
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Sounds like Hutchinsssssssss to me.  Now I know what J.C. does when he's not fucking with Sigler.
Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

Scott
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Adding to the Pantheon now.
Gmork
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
I like the separate of the list into Bad and Good!
Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly
Grey_Wolf
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
........he ripped off your marketing tactics.......Jihad now!!!
Grey Wolf
BarbaraJ
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

I'm seeing Betsy Ross ... with Chicken Scissors.
*shudder*
Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

BarbaraJ
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Phil fucking Rossi!

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

BarbaraJ
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Can I watch while you fry him, boss?  Huh Huh?  Can I? Please?

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

Twowire
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 Can we take turns?

“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”


KISS'd by Sigler
. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

gmanvsfreeman
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
I do not see that on the list.

G-Man

Are that you singing???

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

Twowire
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 When I first saw this I thought he was talking about JP, Pjotr and myself. Lucky, Ned and Dusty.

“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”


KISS'd by Sigler
. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

SlackerQueen
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
  • http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/

  • Proud Member of GirlCo, Evil Incarnate, Member of the Gutter Sistren, and Pastry Princess

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flashman
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

to all the appointed Masta Pimps (MP) may you serve the FDO well!

 

http://www.scottsigler.com/wiki/index.php/Master_Pimp 

 

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Option Number Four

aka nilling everywhere else!
SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

flashman
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 <snigger>

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Option Number Four

aka nilling everywhere else!
Gmork
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

You can read the details about the prestigious S.H.I.T. award in the Siglerpedia wiki by clicking here

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly

sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
I suggested it back in July. Not sure if you decided that folks who found this page would already know about that or if you were having another TextTard moment....

 
"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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Prøducer øf Døøm, Høst øf Tuesday Terrør, Funky Name Brutha, Retired Gutter Brethren & Tangential Tyke

sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 That's awesome. I will do my humble best to help the FDO achieve global domination. btw, y'all don't know what Option #4 is yet, do you?

"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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Prøducer øf Døøm, Høst øf Tuesday Terrør, Funky Name Brutha, Retired Gutter Brethren & Tangential Tyke

Wulfy
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Don't know if they come under "The Good" or "The Bad", but you gotta have Ewoks. Every dark overlord has them and you don't want to be seen by other D.O's as a pussy.

On the one hand they're a very handy means of mobilising a mini FDO army of darkness, can get into small places (like cupboards, washing machines and lunch boxes) but on the other hand they're cutesy.

Of course their cutseyness can lull the "soon to be enslaved" majority into a sense of security, but then out come the mini chicken scissors!

Sigler ate my degree in Inglich Litritchure
SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Thanks Gmork, always lookin' after me...  You rock lovely lady!

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Congrats on the MP Dude!

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

Scott
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
People will discover crack as they muck about on the site.
gmanvsfreeman
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

G-Man

Are that you singing???

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

Wolf
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

you have been a Main Character in a Sigler story. And I am so jealous!

WOOF, WOOF

 

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