Scott
Pantheon of Siglerism

The Pantheon of Siglerism: This contains a running list all the elements of the mythos that is Sigler. I'll list what I have, you guys tell me if I'm missing anything.

The Evil (which is good)
The Good (which is bad)
  • General Siglerisimo
  • Pope Siglericus XXX
  • Jamingus the Butler
  • The Evil Queen™
  • The Evil Heiney™
  • The Eyebrow of Døøm™
  • The Lair of Døøm™
  • Plaid tanks
  • City halls replaced by giant buildings that look like Scott's ego-inflated bald head
  • Sigler Ascension Day - April 1st
  • Masta Pimp Pulsar: High Priest of Series of Tubes
  • Masta Pimp Capizzi: The Mullah of Design
  • Masta Pimp Arioch: The Minister of Audio Edits,  aka A-Rock aka The Producer of Døøm™
  • Masta Pimp Gmork: Siglerpedia Czar
  • Masta Pimp MsInformation: Diva of Design
  • The Official Voice of Doom: Ranger Bob
  • Soupbone the Wonder Pimp (FDO™'s cousin)
  • Francis Donovan Olivieri (FDO™'s other cousin)
  • Tha Shiv (my editor)
  • The Director of Døøm™ aka The Bitch™ (my partner AlphaGirl)
  • Minister of the Holy Collection Plate (my agent)
  • Junkies
  • Pushers
  • SMOD™= Secret Mission of Death 
  • The Three Amigos of Domination: Putin, Chazvez and KimJong Il
  • The Crack Pack (people who helped the FDO™ on his way) including:
         Robbie: Mister I.T.
         MaeBreakall: voice of the first Sigler FanCast.
  • The Secret Agents (experts who help the FDO™ make sure his books are full of accurate awesomeness):  
         Joe Albietz   
         Scott Christian
         Jeremy Ellis
         Chris Grall
         Bob Gilliland
         JP Harvey
         JC Hutchins
         Renee Jordan
         Tom Merritt
         Phil Plait
  • Julie Andrews, a.k.a. "The White Queen."
  • J.C. Hutchinssssss
  • The Amish
  • Hummingbirds
  • Meth Pigeon (he will cut you, no lie.)
  • Baby Bird Bladder, Scott's ROOKIE Tailgate Tour nemesis

What am I missing?

JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
The term that started it all: "Earthcrack."

 

 

- Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. (I have jerks like you for breakfast.)

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gmanvsfreeman
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

G-Man

Nine million terrorists in the world I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. - John McClane

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

ogreoregon
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
New law for the Siglerverse.. " December 30 is rapidly approaching. Forever shall this day, December 30, 2008, be known as "Sig-Day." Junkies, it is time to begin preparing for your role in Sig-Day, the day we launch the glorious Sigler Ascension and conquer the New York Times Hardcover Fiction Bestseller List." quote FDO on the Contagious release.
*Iam the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
The_Supreme_Narutard
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

the crypt winners, the exterminators, and the Minister of Flag Design, after you name the winner of that contest...

By the way, Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

 

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SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

You know, someday, I'll come up there and take you away from it all...

 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

Wolf
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Siglertude; the attitude of one bad-ass mofo! 

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

 

JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
having a "bad assitude."

 

- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid

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SlackerQueen
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
  • http://www.chasingthebard.com/

  • Proud Member of GirlCo, Evil Incarnate, Member of the Gutter Sistren, and Pastry Princess

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Scott
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Gmork has done some crazy mad work on the Siglerpedia. Many people have put in some kick-ass content, true dat, but Gmork is outta control on that thing. Therefore, Pope Siglericus officially declares Masta Pimp Gmork: Siglerpedia Czar
Twowire
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

All Hail Masta Pimp Gmork, The Siglerpedia Czar!

“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”


KISS'd by Sigler
. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
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Gmork
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

...my parents, my loving spouse, my job for letting me access this site at work... oh, and God....wait...

WTF!  The only friggin' person this junkie should be thanking is the FDO!!  Thanks FDO...the shit you write is so awesome that I am compelled to wiki it.  Oh and Gmork likely the Czar title (notice Czar with a capital 'C', bitches).

 

And in true Czardom fashion, I give you even more wiki-goodness.  Since this is the 'Pantheon of Sigler' thread, it only seemed appropriate to have a similar page in the wiki that would chronicle all the trademarked terms our fearless, heavy handed FDO breathes life into.

Click here to view the goodness.

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly

ogreoregon
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Mistress of the Wiki.. True dedication is well rewarded, look at all the stuff we would not remember, or even know in the first place, if it were not for our Gmork.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Yes, I am unworthy and must be punished....

punish me Mistriss Czar, Punish me.

 

And please, when you punish me, promise me the hoola hoop.  

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

BarbaraJ
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Stop reading my diary and posting my secret thoughts on the web!

MOMMMMMM!  Jam is readying my diary and posting my secret thoughts on the web again!
Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

treed
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

ouch, put that one back Jam....
#2
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

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SynapticJam
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Synaptic Pathways....

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

My guess is that General Siglerisimo has submitted the winning design for production and will not reveal the winner until it has been produced full size so that all Junkies may bask in its resplendent glory!


"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

Well, maybe. Jam, Toast.....hmmmm

And I remember you have a fetish for butter. So maybe you should.....


"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

I am often awed by you Wiki talents. I am a sixty watt bulb standing next to the sun.....


"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

I totally forgot you'd established this thread way back when. I kept looking at the MastaPimp page in the Siglerpedia and waiting for an email to see if you'd ratify my nomination of our sweet prickly butterfly. Doh! Fuckin' tard boy here....


"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
Okay, maybe a demi-god. Aren't pantheons reserved for deities? Like in Greek, Norse, and Roman mythology? Am I smoking too much crack? Fuck. Now I've got to go look it up.

 
"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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sadock
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

I suppose we're using definition #3; I was thinking of #5.

Pan⋅the⋅on

1. a domed circular temple at Rome, erected a.d. 120–124 by Hadrian, used as a church since a.d. 609.
2. (lowercase) a public building containing tombs or memorials of the illustrious dead of a nation.
3. (lowercase) the place of the heroes or idols of any group, individual, movement, party, etc., or the heroes or idols themselves: to earn a place in the pantheon of American literature.
4. (lowercase) a temple dedicated to all the gods.
5. (lowercase) the gods of a particular mythology considered collectively.


"They say it's better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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Gmork
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

 I grant your 60 watt bulb the permission to orbit my aweomeness

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne - Firefly

JP
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism
great and mighty Czar Gmork (with a capital C!)

 

- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid

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Scott
Re: Pantheon of Siglerism

#1 - doubting the FDO™

#2 - being conductive to electricity (which is related to #1)

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