Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 01, 2009 @ 1:45PM 53 replies

You know who you are. You come here and hang back in the corners. I see 66 guests online Right Now! We need 430 more junkies by New Year's Eve. You know you want it, come on -- it's Fat Free, Gluten Free, just plain Free. In return you get entertained by some of the finest warped minds available.

Please, do it for the Children!!!

Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

Belladonna420

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 02, 2009 @ 8:07PM

Join the party!!! Sign up! You won't regret it, we promise!

That's the last time I ask nicely...

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CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

Beth_Ailis

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 03, 2009 @ 6:37PM

Really, no sales person will call. I promise.

Go Steelers! Go Dawgs!

Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

Bob

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 03, 2009 @ 8:59PM

nope...just some junkies hanging around your neighboorhood slinging crack is all

:-)

Beth_Ailis

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 04, 2009 @ 6:10PM

Got some new junkies to come on board -- only 416 to go.

You!, Hey, You! Get with the program and sign up already.

Go Steelers! Go Dawgs!

Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

Beth_Ailis

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 05, 2009 @ 4:27PM

You are hereby invited to sign up and be an official junkie. One of us! One of us!

Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

Beth_Ailis

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 09, 2009 @ 6:29PM

Is this where we need to bring out the kids with Sigerlitis so that we can tug on your heartstrings and get you people to make the committment? Jerry Lewis is warming up, don't make us send him out here in tears.

Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

Belladonna420

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 10, 2009 @ 7:14PM

Just click here!

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CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

Beth_Ailis

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 23, 2009 @ 6:42AM

OK, here's the plan. Every junkie needs to get at least 2 people to sign up this week. Promise them untold hours of pleasure, free stuff, and the chance to have a cameo or even a starring role in a NY Times Best Seller! If that doesn't work, lie.

And you lurkers. Yes, You!! What are you waiting for? How can we sweeten this deal for you? What will it take for me to get you to put your name on the dotted line today?

Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

Wolf

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 30, 2009 @ 4:27PM

NOW, dammit!

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And Friend of MuchAdo, Twowire, I_AM, Gmork,

maebreakall, SlackerQueen, SynapticJam, KristenMae

& the Harveys

wallerdad

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Dec 31, 2009 @ 12:53PM

To get 315 people. Very Close

These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

da-professor

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 10, 2010 @ 2:36AM

Thats 19.8% of what we need to hit 7k and that's how many lurkers there are out there. Sign up already ladies!

Bob

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 17, 2010 @ 7:18AM

slow couple days for new junkies, but lots of guests as usual! sign up!!

Belladonna420

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 22, 2010 @ 3:38PM

If the 57 guests online right now sign up, we'll be more than 1/4 of the way there!!!

Come on!!! Do it!!! You know you want to!!!

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Pusher & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 22, 2010 @ 4:07PM

Now if only the numbers that we needed would sign up... C'mon guesties! I promise only to bite if you want me to. ;)

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

Bob

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 22, 2010 @ 4:35PM

hey wait, i didn't get the bite offer. no fair

richno3

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 22, 2010 @ 5:26PM

I don't think I have ever seen the count over 100. And that is just guest's. Come on people sign up now. Be a junkie like the rest of us.

OUT...

Wolfpack Quarterback

Bob

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 22, 2010 @ 5:35PM

granted...you're all going to be too far away, so i'll drink all five for you. but know this...i drink these in your honor!

Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 22, 2010 @ 6:10PM

Is always on the table for all the wonderous junkies.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

Belladonna420

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 24, 2010 @ 5:30PM

71 guests online?!?!?!?!? You really need to sign up!!! No need to hang out behind the scenes!!! Hang out with the cool kids!!!! Be one of us!! JOIN! JOIN!!! JOIN!!!

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Pusher & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

sadock

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 24, 2010 @ 5:42PM

That, or you are actually poly.

Or just messing with us.

Whatever. Important thing is that you're having fun. Cheers!

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A life empty of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

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sadock

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 24, 2010 @ 5:44PM

.......and they get published right away.

Isn't that worth taking 5 minutes to do?

You know you want to.......

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A life empty of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

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Prøducer øf Døøm, Høst øf Tuesday Terrør, Funky Name Brutha, Retired Gutter Brethren & Tangential Tyke

Belladonna420

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Jan 27, 2010 @ 9:37PM

That's just insane!!! Look guests, there's a link at the top of the page. It says *JOIN THE CULT!*. Click that, fill in some info and make it official!!!

SERIOUSLY!!!!

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Pusher & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

great_darklord_of_the_void_of_oblivion

Re: Final Push to 7000! Sign UP already, You Lurkers

Posted: Feb 02, 2010 @ 7:06PM

That's the truth !! even if you mostly just read the posts there just might be that one post you want to reply to really bad and then you remember DAMN I CANT FUCKIN RESPOND CAUSE IM JUST A FUCKIN GUEST and you dont want that to happen to you. Join and know the love of the great FDO bestows upon his ever grow horde of ever loving demonic murderous children !! or else ?

Nothing escapes my grasp motherfuckers !! Nothing !! Not demons,angels,saints,damned,not even god or satan,not even that sadist bitch called the angel of death. You're all my bitches because there aint no place to run and hide you stupid talking monkeys !

Nothing and nobody escapes my grasp you unworthy primitive talking monkeys !!