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DON'T POST HERE - Crack Hits II: The Saga Continues

GJ'S EDIT

A new Thread has been created as this one is slowing down the site.

The new thread is here http://www.scottsigler.com/node/5667

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ARIOCH'S EDIT: Hey Junkies,

I heard that

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today has not been kind to me, though getting some food in me at lunch seemed to help things out.

and you wanted to respond to it, you would put "Athanas said" in the subject line and "I heard that today has not been kind to me, though getting some food in me at lunch seemed to help things out." Easy enough? And you certainly do not have to respond to comments from the original Crack Hits thread. I simply thought some of you might want to so I wanted to give you a way to transition over.

Why are we doing this? The more comments in a thread the longer it takes to load. As you can imagine, the original Crack Hits thread is frakkin' HUGE. So hopefully this will speed things up. Have fun twacking, cracking, and generally having a good time.

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ORIGINAL POST by : Hello fellow junkies, ive been a junkie now for a year and 28 months! My problem is that i have no crack hits! So i'm here like a true a true junkie and i'm just gonna ask for some! i'm tryin to find out how this all works pertaining to crack hits so in the mean time i'll just beg for some!!!!

It is what it is....

athanas
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you came out ahead; I tend to see it going for $90 to $120 at times.
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GJ
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cmon mo fo

CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

athanas
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for the person who came up with the idea of adding peanut butter to celery.

You, sir or madam, are a got damn genius.
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coxbrother
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Smack those Junkies outta the way

 

Take no prisoners. Take no ....controlled spankings! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

 

CAPTCHA: cannot types - because I couldn't read the first two - I think Captcha is a smart ass

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coxbrother
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Starting to crap right now

 

Take no prisoners. Take no ....pant loads! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

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coxbrother
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Here is a virtual hug!

 

Take no prisoners. Take no ....realistic virtual farts! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

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athanas
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would be if you could keep that going unti the book launches.
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deltrimental
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But I am a little confused (and concerned?) about your signature. Were you virtual farting while we were virtual hugging???
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GJ
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typying gobbloldygook

CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

athanas
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coxbrother
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It's what I do before I VH people. A reminder of sorts to stop me from doing what randomly pops into my head before any virtual or real bodily contact. Example; I go to hug a lovely lady and I think "touch her boobs" I say to myself "dont touch her boobs don't touch her boobs" Or if I hear myself say "lick forehead" or "pull my finger" or "slap her on the butt and call her Alice" I have time to avoid the creepiness that would ensue. I feel better getting that off my chest.

Take no prisoners. Take no ....butt slapin alices! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

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deltrimental
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I would much prefer a virtual arse-slapping mid-hug, than a virtual fart pre-hug. Sure, a virtual fart might work in theory to control virtual wandering hands...but what if it's a virtual stinker? The virtual hug won't be half as enjoyable if I have to stop and virtual puke.
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Scaleslea
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Just like the rest of us.

 

Doc

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.
Scaleslea
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But also very, very disgusting.  And smelly.

 

Doc

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.
athanas
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but there are some things that are just simply so awe inspiring that their very existence is a thing of marvel and wonder.
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NeilColquhoun
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I'm sure you will have a great time so enjoy!

And be sure to have the camera ready for pictures - we wanna see.

Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

NeilColquhoun
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Well, I'm sure it'll be as good as you have said it is my man.

And congratulations, again, on getting the gig to do the artwork.

Tell me this, is he a slavedriver?

Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

Scaleslea
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... the old fashioned way!  Mindless drivel.  :D

 

Doc

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.
coxbrother
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To quote my Dad "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggnnnnn!"

 

 

Take no prisoners. Take no ....splatering scat! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

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coxbrother
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Once it cools off..... damn. I am a sick sick little boy

 

Take no prisoners. Take no ....sustained dumps! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

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NeilColquhoun
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because being serious all the time is too taxing!

Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

coxbrother
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It smells like slow roasted peanuts - I can fine tune to .... taste? no. To smell. yes. I'll go with that.

 

Take no prisoners. Take no ....days where all you can do is make potty humor - today seems to be one of those days!

Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

Drop your socks and grab your... Copy of Where the hell have I been! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

Scaleslea
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I'll be getting my hazmat suit and oxygen tanks...

 

Doc

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.
Scaleslea
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"sick sick little boy" is probably an understatement.

 

Doc

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.
Scaleslea
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This post makes 1000 Crack Hits.

 

Doc

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.
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