Scott
All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

You all rock the hizzy. No question. However, you hardcore commenters need to help us out a little bit. Some of you have shortened your footer to a single line, and for that, you're promoted to the second human wave. I want to make as many comments as possible visible at one time, which means I need you to tighten up your comments.

Here's what I need you guys (Treed, this means you) to do to help us out.

  1. Please make your footer a SINGLE line! Yeah, you have to edit and make it concise. Welcome to my world, I have to edit crap all the time. 
  2. Try not to use returns/line breaks as punctuation. I know you're seperating your thoughts, looks cool, but just takes up too much vertical space. If you want to get several thoughts into one commet, try using ellipses ( ... ) between them. The returns/line breaks are chewing up a ton of space on the page. 
  3. If you must use a line break or return, use a "soft" one. This site takes any return and makes it two lines of a break, not one. If you hold down shift-return, however, it's a normal one-line break. This will help out a lot.
  4. Make sure you don't have a return at the end of your footer. Some people (that means you, Admiral) have an accidental return at the end of your footer, which ads not one, but TWO lines. So go into the footer and make sure there is no return at the end.
That's it for now, you Damn Dirty Junkies!
mumo00
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!
i second that motion
Gmork
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

too much of pain in the arse so I am going Spartan and taking out my signature line ... wait, better stop with the talk of arses ... I can already hear jam getting excited for another spanking

SynapticJam
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

Spankings for everyone!!!!!! 

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Scott
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

Ladies & Gents,

First of all, the Ice Pirates is a hands-down classic. 

Second, only the most tested, dilligent (and insane) Junkies are reading this particular thread. So this is from me to you.

For the next 4-6 weeks, Crown is going gah-gah with media coverage and advertising. We're going to be drawing 1.4 metric pissloads of new people to this site. If I can lock in 25% to 50% of these new visitors, that will put the road to World Domination in sight.

So, for the next 4-6 weeks, please try to move secondary conversations into the forums. I want to keep the blog comments focused on the blog content, at least as much as we can. This is so new people can feel the excitement you all feel about the actual stories. It should also help to add more voices to the story-related conversation.

So, when the huge Ice Pirates thread comes up, just post a comment like "Ice Pirates is a classic! Here's a link to a forum post about the movie" then have at it !

Sorry to be a pain in the ass - world domination requires anticipating when new recruits will be lining up to swear allegiance, and making sure they don't chicken out and go get some McNuggets instead.  

wallerdad
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

Sorry Boss...BTW Ice Pirates IS a classic!!!! 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT
Scott
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!
No argument there. Space herpes.
SynapticJam
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

I must be one of the insane ones.  And for the record, you can be the proverbial hemmoroid in my ass any time... Just don't grow eyeballs and shit like that...  We'll do the best we can to police ourselves and try to hook the noobs as well...  

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wallerdad
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

I wonder where the anal fissure that's named mumo is

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT
SynapticJam
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

Sounds like a post to push over to another thread...

HA!  So....  I'll post a comment like "Yeah, Mumo is an anal fissure, Here's a link to a forum post about fixation with all things rectal!  http://www.scottsigler.com/node/931" now have at it!

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)

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wallerdad
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

 Very good Jam.

LOL 

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  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT
treed
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

-your wish is our command (or some such nonsense)
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

#
The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

Wolf
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

Nothing to see here. Lets all just move along now. 

"Just shut the fuck up and do yer job, asshole!"

 

treed
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

-and she burst out laughing "You have SPACE HERPES and didn't tell me?"
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

#
The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

mumo00
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!
I COMPLY
n8man
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

No prob just trying to do some good for the sake of the siglerverse 

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

n8man
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

lol its not as if that post doesnt have enough comments... 

Nate Dogg... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

Pjotr_NL
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

we WILL comply
[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

 

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

Gmork
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!
great hardcover version of Infected to read, newbies to welcome, and abuse....it's going to be so much fun!
Scott
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!
If they live, they live.
BarbaraJ
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!
Hurrah!  I'm first!
Tastes Like Chicken

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

BarbaraJ
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!
ogreoregon's sig line: *I'm Rear Admiral but Sigler's the BOSS*
I'm amazed the Mummoo and Wallerdad haven't focused in on that 'rear admiral' thing.  It just sounds like an easy opening can of worms.
Tastes Like Chicken

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

BarbaraJ
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!
Back when the Civil Engineers were rebuilding the runway at Lakenheath, they had an excellent party wherein you got a free beer if you stepped into their quarters and hollared, "Looked level to me!"
Okay, not as funny ... but still free beer.
Tastes Like Chicken

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

SynapticJam
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!

Wallerdad and Mumo may be all kinds of screwed up now, but they were raised right...  and nobody but nobody messes with Grandma! 

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BarbaraJ
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!
I once watched my Grandmother chase my little brother out of the house, around the yard and then up a tree.  She proceeded to whup his no-good ass right there in the top branches.  What was I doing? Laying the grass enjoying the show.
Never mess with a grandma.Tastes Like Chicken

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

bacabuck
Re: All you hardcore commenters and forum peeps - READ THIS!
Nice job with Nocturnal.  Your trading spots with JC on a monthly basis for number of hits on your websites.  I predict you'll pull ahead comfortably after April 1 and the book tour.
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