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Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

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    So I notice that at one time or another we have all used a favorite one liner in our posts. So I thought we should have a place we can post the ones that we can’t fit into our regular conversations. TV shows, movies, books or even songs are all good here, lay out the scene if you want.

    Example: The show “Friends” Joey dances into the apartment then around it and goes back out the door. Ross says “I guess he musta gotten the part in that play. And Chandler says “Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.

    So come on Junkies I know you all have something to add to this thread! So in the immortal words of Kent from Real Genius “Ok god, let me have it!”

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    “This reminds me of my father’s last words ‘Don’t son, that gun is loaded!’” Lance Henriksen in “Stone Cold”

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    “I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum… and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

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    I’m betting I don’t have to source that one

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“Kick it in the guts, Barry” The Goose – Mad Max

Now whenever anything mechanical has to be started anywhere in Australia – somewhere someone will always say, “kick it in the guts …. insert name of key-turner here”

Junkie: Big Gavin “Some people are like Slinkies, good for nothing but fun to push down the stairs.”

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“Almost only counts in Horseshoes and hand-grenades!”

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WOORKSHED

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If it bleeds, we can kill it…

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you can’t fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it.”

Why aren’t you reading Preacher yet?

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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Hello, My name in Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

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“If I wanted your opinion, I’d beat it out of you.”

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He’s dug in deeper than an Alabama tick – or – “You’re bleedin’” – “I ain’t got time to bleed”

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That’s an awesome line/film

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It is like a finger pointing to the moon, don’t look at the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory

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“NO TICKET!”

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“Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras!”

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**Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

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One of the greatest action movies ever.

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I’ve built up a resistance to Iocain Powder…

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“Never trust a sicilian when death is on the line”

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Lets see if I can get both jokes right.

“So the other night Im going down on my wife and I say “Geeze you got a big pussy, Geeze you got a big pussy” and she says “why did you say it twice?” and I said “I didn’t”"

“The other night I told my wife “I’d like a little pussy” and she says “Ya me too, mines as big as a house!”"

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“I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!”

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“He was a journalist <snip> …a particularly fragrant piece of shit”.

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    “The bed is on my foot! The bed is on my foot!”

    That was a great sketch.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    “I came for you, motherfucker”!!!

    I scream this when I play video games now. it’s too funnylame not to.

    Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

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    “Balls!”
    and
    “do you think Bad Horse didn’t work on his whinny? … His terrible Death whinny…”

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    “If we construct a large wooden badger…”

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    LOOK AT THE BONES!

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    We are the knights who say…NI!

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    “Shoot him in the face. Put him down like a dog.’”

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    “You got me in a vendetta kind of mood, you’ll tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man that killed you.”

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    “It’s not enough to bash in heads, you have to bash in Minds!”

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    “No stems, no seeds that you don’t need, Acapolca Gold is Some bad ass weed.”

    For Belladonna420!

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    “The hammer is my penis!” – Captain Hammer

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    “WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE LATELY?!?” – Wesley Gibson

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    …wel I got his HEAD!” – Happy Gilmore

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    “Well you can kiss my ass. Not on the left side, not on the right side, but right in the middle!”

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    It’s a simple question of weight ratio: a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut!!”

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    “So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?”

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    “Have you ever shot your gun up in the air and yelled Ahhhh?”

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    “I know Kung-fu!”

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    “you’re saying I can dodge Bullets?” – Neo

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    “I reject your reality and substitute my own!” -Adam Savage

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    “But, Bill, those are historical babes

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    Thanks Jay!! I’m celebrating as we speak!!! LOL!!! Wink

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    Game over, man! Game over!

    M. Night Shot-his-wad

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    Not fair!! I haven’t in like 6 months! Im still in search of gainfull employment

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    Stop your grinnin and drop your linen!

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    “Somebody said “alien” she thought they said “illegal alien” and signed up!”

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    That rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide

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    and your father smelled of elderberries!

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    Shouldn’t need a tag for that one.

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    Fetcher la vache

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    but I got better

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    We are now the knights who say ecky ecky ecky fetang zoompoing zvzwww

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    “What is your favorite color? Uhhh red… NO BLUE! AHHHHHHH!!!”

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    3 is the number and the number ye shall count is 3. not 1 nor 2 as these are not enough unless you shall then follow the count with 3. 4 is too many and 5 is right out.

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    “nah…Pookie Borrowed my hula hoop” – Bryan Clauser

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    “This is a fair court”

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    Holy shit… are you nuking me??

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    …The Need for SPEED!” Ok so it’s Tom Cruise but its still a good line

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    …where I parked my Car!” Cooper from Euro-Trip

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    “Your “best”! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen”

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    fiona and me do it in my van every sunday!” Matt Damon in Euro Trip (Best Random Cameo EVER)

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    …Bull shit!” – The Green Fairy from Euro Trip

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    “Im your worst nighmare!”

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    …is no basis for a system of government.

    You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

    If I went around saying I was Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away”.

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    “Murdock…Im coming to get you!”

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    “you got knocked the fuck out, man”

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    “Yippee Ki-Yay, muthaf*cka!”

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    “They do Masara, like the mother of three hot triplets who just realized her jail-bait daughters are well into puberty and drawing the attention of the void-bike gang next door.”

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    “Otherwise the Krakens have about as much chance as a naked nun at a Purist Nation rapist convention!”

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    “Well grease me up like a well-used Sock monkey, Masara, that’s Quentin Barnes at Tail Back!”

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    “That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn, I find one more- just one- and I’m gonna catch him and staple his ass shut. “

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    “Look at that guy, he’s as wide-eyed-mad as a Brahma Bull getting a three-pound suppository!”

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    Nightmare on Elm street

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    “I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum”

    Not only a great quote (from a horrible movie) but also a motto to live by!

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    “you know what we need? Some Rope!”

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    “…looks like he was serial crushed by some HUGE frickin guy!”

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    “Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”

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    “Well fuck me they cleared it!”

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    “Whip me, beat me, take away my charge cards NASA is talking”

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    And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

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    ‘To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!”

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    “Yeah, well, I’m an expert in nameology”

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    “Where’s my cat?”

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    “Spider-pig, Spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!”

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    Homer: “I am so smart, I am so smart, s.m.r.t doh!, I mean s.m.a.r.t” or something close to that… :)

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    Richno3…….out

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    Not a heck of a lot of good came out of that movie, but I just love Riddler’s:

    “Joygasm!”

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    “If you can’t blind them with science, baffle them with bullsh!t”

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    “We deal in lead.”

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    “Look, nothing personal guys, but you look like the top half of an S and M wedding cake.”

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    “They’ve gone plaid!”

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    “Get off the nuclear warhead.”

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    “all we need to know from you is whether they can survive the trip”

    “Honestly, I don’t know how they survived the tests!”

    NASA approved!

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    I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with *ME*!

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    I’m surrounded by @$sholes!

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    “The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.”

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    No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry’ Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape… after I kill Count Rugen.

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    good drop!

    Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

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    we’re men in tights. YES!

    Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

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    I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

    -heavy metal is the law-

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    SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Not really what I’d call so much a one liner, but in my opinion one of the greatest sentences ever in a book from Josh Bazell’s Beat the Reaper:

    “When God is truly angry, he will not send angels with fiery swords; he’ll send Magdalena, and then take her away.”

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.

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    I’ve got a PHD in Horribleness…

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    AUSTIN POWERS!

    “When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset… people die!”

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    The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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    I have an even better idea. I’m going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

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    One… Hundred… BILLION DOLLARS!

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    No, this is me in a nutshell: “Help! I’m in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?”

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    Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
    Number Two: Sea Bass.
    Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
    Number Two: They’re mutated sea bass.
    Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
    Number Two: Absolutely.
    Dr. Evil: Oh well, that’s a start.

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    as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!

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    This is one of my favs:

    “Don’t bother arguing with an idiot, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience”

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    “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

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    Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

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    To borrow a quote from a very green and furry guy. Just watched Gran Torino again and that sums it up nicely. :)

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    The most common of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia!

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    Gotta love those high school girls … I get older, they stay the same age

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    “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    “Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    “There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.”

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    “They call Me…Tatersalad…”

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    “You can’t fix stupid!”

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    “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”!

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    “Why that”s too bad because I was gonna tell you your face looks like a hat full of assholes.”

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    I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

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    Dr. Marvin: I want some peace and quiet!

    Bob: Well, I’ll be quiet.

    Siggy: I’ll be peace!

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    “So how was the date?” “Two blind people a bottle of wine and a revolving door, How do you think it went?”

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    “In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.” – From “A Princess of Mars” (1917)

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    Recent knee surgery has left me temporarily “unavailable”.

    Great to be back, even in a someone limited capacity.

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    Bill: Roof roof roof grrr roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof roof

    (I asked her about this line once I stopped laughing and she said “Bill is a dog, what else would he say?”)

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    Tongue out

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    I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

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    “Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush”

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    “Jesus-Christ-bananas, some fuckarow this is turning into.”

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    Mongol General: “Conan! What is best in life?”
    Conan: “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    From every single episode of every single paranormal/ghost hunter show on TV.

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    No Bounce, No Play.

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    I say it all the time and people just look at me like “what the hell does that mean?”

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    “I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She’s a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape”

    Don’t know how we haved missed this one!

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    Chandler: “Funny, ha ha? Or funny…” *makes gun with hand and pretends to blow his brains out*

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    Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People’s Front?
    Reg: Fuck off! ….We’re the People’s Front of Judea.

    I’m gonna stir your brain like Skippy peanut butter!!!

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    Jack MacReady, upon watching Starla Grant impale one of the infected people through the head with a metal fence post:

    “Bitch is hardcore.”

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

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    Isn’t that a Hunter Thompson line? Probably from “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”

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    Jayguana

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    “I can kill you with my mind.”

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    “NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

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    “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

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    “You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that… and I don’t mean your legs.”

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    “I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smell like fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish.”

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    “I have not come for what you hoped to do. I’ve come for what you did.”

    Whole lot of excellent quotes in that movie!

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    “While the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth.”

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    “Cinderella boy. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”

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    “Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.”

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    “This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.”

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    “You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.”

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    “I don’t know what that is, but it sure as fuck ain’t no cow” is the best one-liner I’ve ever heard / read.

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

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    How could we have missed that line! Best line ever hands down absofuckinglutely! :)

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

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    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

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    I second that nomination (and I’m wearing the t-shirt to prove it!) Tongue out

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    Mike Rowe – Dirty Jobs

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    Head Coach

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    Jayne, upon seeing Inara escorting a female politician to her quarters:

    “I’ll be in my bunk”
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    that dude’s funny as hell.

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    “Sure, sure, I know… it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. “Whoops! I’m so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn’t my week.”"

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    “In stores tomorrow. Look for it in the “Im out of my fricking mind department.”"

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    Jayguana

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    gunga gunga galunga

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    *hits the ‘like’ button*

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    Do you smell something?

    –Ray Stantz

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    “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.”

    So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    Partridge: (begins to read from Yeats) “But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.” I assume you dream, Preston.

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    My car just hit a water buffalo.

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    where I hid that thing that time.

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    Dont remember the movie

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    Jayguana

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    My dog ate my stash, I had to follow him around with a baggy for a week.

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    Jayguana

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    I always liked: Never send a boy to do a woman’s job

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    One of my favorite movies!

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    “But again, truth be told, if you’re looking for the guilty you need only look into a mirror.” -V for Vendetta

    • Proud Member of GirlCo, Evil Incarnate, Member of the Gutter Sistren, and Pastry Princess
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    The Plague: There is no right and wrong. There’s only fun and boring.

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    Jayguana

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    Jayguana

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    “Oo, his hardware matches her wetware.”

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    Jayguana

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    Another great line!

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    for the forums here.

    “I hope you don’t screw like you type.”

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    one of the most important lines in the movie:

    “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

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    Which one??

    “I hope you don’t screw like you type.”

    or

    “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

    They both could work! Wink

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    But you’re right – they do both have a nice ring! Whatever happened to that Twitterific boyfriend of yours anyway…. Tongue out

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    they both could work! LOL!! I think I’ll go with “Mess with the best…” for now and use the other line situationally. Wink

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    “You look horribly familiar”

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    Jayguana

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    “Can you hammer a nine inch nail through a board with your penis?”

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    Jayguana

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    Kiss

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    “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

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    But I would still just like to say “Ow” to that one! Either “ow” or “why?????????????”

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    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

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    Anything said by Harold Shand (Bob Hoskins) in this movie is fantastic, these are some of my fav’s…

    Attendant. They kept it all incognito. They’re gonna collect the body in an ice cream van.
    Harold. There’s a lot of dignity in that, isn’t there? Going out like a raspberry ripple.

    “Nothing unusual,” he says! Eric’s been blown to smithereens, Colin’s been carved up, and I’ve got a bomb in me casino, and you say nothing unusual?

    Harold. Move to the car, Billy, or I’ll blow your spine off.
    Billy. That’s not a shooter, is it, Harold?
    Harold. Oh don’t be silly, Billy. Would I come hunting for you with me fingers?

    What I’m looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an ‘ot dog, know what I mean?

    I’m gonna stir your brain like Skippy peanut butter!!!

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    You, and you and Mostly Me! And you….

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren “But I’m always dreaming, even when I’m awake”

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    that song’s been stuck in my brainpan for the last 20 minutes or so.

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    “You shouldn’t hit your kids.”

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    Jayguana

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    …To be all crazy!

    “So I thank my girlfriend Penny. Yeah, we totally had sex.”

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    I’m poverty’s new sherrif! And I’m bashing in the slums!

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    King Haggard: You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous

    Schmendrick: It’s a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is

    Amalthea: But I’m always dreaming, even when I’m awake

    Schmendrick: There are no happy endings because nothing ends

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    You’re a bunch of scary, alcoholic bums!

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    Looney: “I got a bad feeling about this.”

    Totter: “Impossible! In order to have a bad feeling you must have at first had a good feeling. Therefore you have no frame of reference.”

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    And I thought “Legend” :-)

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    Stewie: “Well, I’d love to stay and chat… but you’re a total bitch.”

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    first time I saw it was in first grade where it was shown to the class because “hey, it’s a cartoon, cartoons are for kids”.

    Needless to say, we didn’t get to see the whole thing. :-p

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    Screwball: I vote we run like hell

    Brown Tom: I second the motion

    The Lord of Darkness: I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night. Sunshine is my destroyer.

    Of course, I only own one copy of Legend. At one point I had 4 of The Last Unicorn (one VHS, one regular DVD, and two special edition DVD’s – I think people know I heart that movie!)

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    Taggart: We’ll work up a Number 6 on ‘em.

    Lamarr: “Number 6″? I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that one.
    Taggart: Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a-whompin’ and a-whumpin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
    Lamarr: You spare the women?
    Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
    Lamarr: Marvelous!

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    Hook: Fly to the rescue, Pan. I’ll shoot you… right through your noble intentions.

    Peter: Oh the cleverness of me!

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    …ness problem that has plagued our city…”
    ———–
    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

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    I watched it with my daughter the other night and the second it finished she asked if we could watch it again! In the past few days she has watched it dozens of times and is listening to the soundtrack when she is not watching! (Guess putting it on her iPod wasn’t the best idea…)

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    Mongo only pawn in game of life.

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    Jayguana

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    Jayguana

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    “And they was right.”

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    Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

    Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

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    They say you get to do the weird stuff

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    … for every time I’ve heard that, I’d be a friggin millionaire.

    Why is that the response for everything I say…?

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    “When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real…”

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    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

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    “I gotta say something about that guy up there, and I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, metal, and G-U-T-S, guts! Why, Ted Striker has got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in out large intestine, including the colon!”

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    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

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    Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women.

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    When Bart and Lili first meet, after the lights go out and you hear Lili say “it’s twue! It’s twue!”, originally there was a follow up of Bart saying “Uhhh…..you’re suckin’ on my arm.”

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    “You know, Lake Erie actually caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it. I wish I could’ve seen that.”

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    Jayguana

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    “Abashed the devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is, and saw virtue in her shape.”

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    Thank you.

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    “It’s fucking Sunday. And I’ve got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours ‘cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I’m SO FUCKING ANGRY?”
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    ~Book nerd, boozehound, gamer, slapper, sandgroper, accident waiting to happen~
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    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    Take no prisoners. Take no ….! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

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    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    So, who the hell did you fuck to get this job?
    Myself… was easier than it looked.
    Yeah… fucking yourself always is.

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    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    Dirty dancing.

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    Can’t remember the movie name.. bit it was Australia and guy pierce was in it. A shocker of a line!

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    … one of the strangely disturbing lines of all time. What was that movie???

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    Aussie movie , late 90′s, I think.

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    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    He rides across the nation, the throughbred of sin.

    He got the application that you just sent in.

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    A heinous crime, a show of force

    (a murder would be nice of course)

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    Oh God, oh God, we’re all going to die?

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    … His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest.

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    (After standing on the roof shooting plates like a skeet shooter)
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    I repeat – I will offend again!!!
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    “This Land”

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    a complete waste of life to actually watch it as it’s a load of pants, but I think guys like it :) I’s just that line that has stuck in my head from the day I saw the movie to now.

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    Would you like to know more?

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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    just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it’s the only bang you’re ever gonna get, sweetheart!

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    Frank: Come on, fuck me. That’s it. Come on. Come and fuck me. Come on. Fuck me.
    *Bernadette knees Frank in the groin*
    Bernadette: There! Now you’re fucked!
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    …a cock in a frock on a rock. :)
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    …I’m gonna whip you silly and I’m gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.”
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    I’m afraid I can’t do that.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    the need for speed

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    Love this movie.

    Take no prisoners. Take no ….bad guesses! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

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    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    Do you know what “nemesis” means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.

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    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    Love it. The whole goes to 11 thing is over used. This one? Sweet

    Take no prisoners. Take no ….small bottoms! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

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    “The Druids: we don’t know who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy lives on.” (From “This is Spinal Tap”)

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    MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

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    Great movie! And the knockout punch that follows that line…totally justified!

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    Home of Wheel of Fish

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    If you bend the truth or I think you’re bending the truth, I’ll kill ya. If you forget anything, I’ll kill ya. In fact, you’re gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I’ve just said? ‘Cause if you don’t, I’ll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.

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    I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important! Valor pleases you, Crom… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

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    who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

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    I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

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    but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin’ at him.
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    “Every time I press one of these black buttons labeled in black on a black background a black light lights up black to let me know I’ve done it.”

    Doc
    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    “Aliens? US?! Is this one of your Earth jokes?”

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Just saw this one again after many years… classic!

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    So, it’s like, one louder.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    Your clothes, give them to me

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    “The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.”

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

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    kid: “go then, there are other worlds than these”

    man: -scratches head, thinks it through….then drops the f’n kid down a hole LOL

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    But you know what happens, don’t cha?

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

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    wish someone would use that little trick on Perry Dawsey

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    (my favorite ep.)

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    That is, until the latest series finale…which made me wet my pants (when all my favourite baddies showed up), then made me cry (I won’t say why, in case the US is behind us).
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    ‘Blink’ is probably still my fave episode…but that finale? Wow. Still in shock. I hope you guys aren’t too far behind us. :)
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    well dont say anything. i still have to watch ep. 12 and 13 and anything after that if there are more

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    Ok, I will keep my mouth firmly shut! (I was talking about the finale of series/season FIVE!) You’ve got an excellent few months ahead of you. Enjoy! :)
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    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

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    ….I’m assuming Unalive and I are talking about the same thing (I don’t know of too many other shows where angels take the phone box!) If we are, then it’s Doctor Who.
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    I’ve never seen it. I tried watching an episode with John Simm in it and thought it was terrible so I bailed out.

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

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    You’re from the UK and you’re not a Doctor Who fan? Seriously??? What’s wrong with you, boy?! I’ve been a hardcore fan since I was but a wee bairn!
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    don’t drink Scotch Whisky, or have ginger hair, or like Irn BRu etc

    LOL Cool

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

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    ….probably inherited from my Scottish great-grandfather (born Ferry Port On Craig, Fife). But I don’t drink whisky. :)
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    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

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    …and Australian tanned skin. Apparently, my English and German heritage cancelled out the freckles. :p
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    Best of both worlds then!

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

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    Is how much of season 5 is now Retconned?

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    I was in the middle of agreeing with you two on Blink – which was amazing – when I remembered the Christopher Eccleston episode “The Doctor Dances”. The last few minutes of that elevate it to my favorite episode.

    - It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

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    Just finished the Angels arc for season 5. Good to hear the finale is worth while. This new Doctor hasn’t completly grown on me yet. Tennant will be very hard to replace.

    - It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

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    i’m on season 5, just havent finished downloading all thw eps. yetWink

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    Anyone know from what? Anyone?

    Drop your socks and grab your… Copy of Ancestor! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

    Avatar of Justin Miller

    your stepfather Jamal in that home movie your mother keeps

    or am i thinking of another flick?

    Avatar of Meg Marshall

    but my fave Doctor of all time was Tom Baker and the writers have written sooooo much of him into Matt Smith’s Doctor. The more I watch him, the more I see Tom Baker. Most of this season’s stories have been really quirky and fun, too. ‘Old Skool’ Doctor Who.

    And yeah…the finale was awesome. Very clever (and an emotional rollercoaster). I’m sure you’ll love it!
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    I can’t remember to take out the trash, or what I had for dinner last night, but I can remember every episode of Doctor Who (and Torchwood) with absolute clarity!
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    but she’s our witch!

    **Just direct-a your feetza to Daddy Greene’s Pizza!**

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    Get off my mom seeings how I just got off yours!

    *maybe we should start a “yo mamma” thread*

    Drop your socks and grab your… Copy of Ancestor! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

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    I saw what ever movie this was when I was a kid and I can’t remember what it was

    Drop your socks and grab your… Copy of Ancestor! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

    Avatar of Meg Marshall

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    “…did Doogie Houser just steal my fucking car?”
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    i cant decide

    my youtube – http://www.youtube.com/user/SWGmovies something something. lol

    Avatar of steve libby

    Drop your socks and grab your… Copy of Ancestor! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

    Avatar of Doc Coleman

    And at least you’re good at the important one.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of Tony Koester

    Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed

    [Pushes the glass off the table. It shatters on the floor, and several small machines come out to clean it up]

    Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color.

    - It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Avatar of Justin Miller

    that may be my favorite in the movie. she so hot speaking that broken english Tongue out

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    Irene:Stay away from me, Hank! I know what you have planned, OK? I saw your so-called “supplies.”

    Hank: Oh… that! I wasn’t gonna just… ram it home, you know. I was gonna… lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.

    Irene: I was talking about the shovel and the lime.

    Or anything else from Me, Myself & Irene

    I’m gonna stir your brain like Skippy peanut butter!!!

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    “Mul-tee-pass!”

    “Yeah, she knows it’s a multipass! Anyway, we’re in love.”
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    i changed my mind. your fav is now my fav. you can have mine if you want.

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    “Bunch of ‘low-down, ho-down, well-then-there” motherfuckers!”

    **Just direct-a your feetza to Daddy Greene’s Pizza!**

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    it’s a great line as is, but he way he pulled it off was gold.
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    “Thrilled.”

    And

    “That’s the best show I ever did.”

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of C.J. Greene

    “What the hells a jiggawatt?!”

    “Shut the fuck up Donnie!”

    “My mistake, four coffins.”

    Thats alright… I still have my guitar.

    Avatar of Doc Coleman

    Are those all from the same source?

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of Justin Miller

    First is Back to the Future. Third is A Fistful of Dollars. Second?? have to google it i guess

    Avatar of Justin Miller

    me first: “not at the table, Carlos”Laughing

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    Walter Sobchak in the Big Lebowski

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    - It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Avatar of Tony Koester

    While I did really enjoy the movie in all it’s campy, gory, NPH glory, the book was monumentally better. Heinlein for the win.

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    - It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Avatar of Tony Koester

    “We’re on the express elevator to Hell…Going DOWN.”

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    - It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Avatar of Tony Koester

    “Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.”

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    - It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Avatar of Doc Coleman

    I thought I had the first one, but the others threw me. And then I was wondering if they were all from the same source, which would have made it even weirder.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of athanas

    Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery!”

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    How Tall are you boy?

    5’6 SIR!

    Holy Dogshit I didn’t know that stcked shit that high. Hell I like you, you can come home and fuck my sister!!

    oops…. I pooped

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    if I thought it would do any good.

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

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    Just started reading this book and twitter feed by Justin Halpern… funny crap. Here’s an example:

    “Look, we’re basically on earth to sh*t and f*ck. So unless your job’s to help people sh*t or f*ck, it’s not that important, so relax.”

    [flickr-photo:id=4730644738,size=m] • SciFiGeek2.0 • Artist for the Damned • Linebacker for the Mars Planets

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    I have to know. Because it is genius.

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    - It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Avatar of athanas

    Netflix stream that shit RIGHT. NOW.
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    Zorg: I know.

    Avatar of C.J. Greene

    Correct, correct and correct, I should have entered the titles but then it would have been no fun… after looking at some of these post I have decided we should make a dialogue with all of them. Then act it out, then post it on i-tunes in a podcast.

    Thats alright… I still have my guitar.

    Avatar of Doc Coleman

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of Jon Kaneshiro

    classic

    Avatar of Jon Kaneshiro

    Xenia, Ohio. Xenia, Ohio. A few years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people, left and right. Dogs died. Cats died. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. People’s legs and neck bones were sticking out. Oliver found a leg on his roof. A lot of people’s fathers died, and were killed by the great tornado. I saw a girl fly through the sky, and I looked up her skirt. Her skull was smashed. And some kids died. My neighbor was killed in that house. He used to ride bikes and three-wheelers. They never found his head. I always thought that was funny. People died in Xenia. Before dad died, he had a bad case of the diabetes.

    ~GUMMO

    I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right.

    Avatar of Tony Koester

    Now I just need to find time to watch it.

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    - It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Avatar of Justin Miller

    .

    Avatar of Jason Williamson

    Corn(what ever) says ” no, no mister willis.”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Avatar of Jason Williamson

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    … she’s gone away…

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of Gmork

    emoticons
    ———–
    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Avatar of Jon Kaneshiro

    Smile

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    Wear a seat belt

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    neighbor take warning

    Avatar of Patrick Aasheim

    I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum.

    Avatar of Jon Kaneshiro

    >>>slides in from Sex & Nudity>>> …:::NBK:::… >>>off to Dragoncon

    Avatar of Jason Williamson

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Avatar of Justin Miller

    .

    Avatar of Jason Williamson

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Avatar of Jason Williamson

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Avatar of Jason Williamson

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Avatar of Jason Williamson

    “So the Wife says “I’ve stabbed the son-of-bitch in the back plenty of times and he never died before!”

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Avatar of athanas

    is that it was totally improvised. The director told Roddy Piper “just come up with something” and the only thing he could think of was the bubblegum he had to spit out before they did the scene.

    Freakin’ genius.

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    What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.”
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    “My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.”
    Such a classic movie… and DEFINITELY the greatest Mel Brooks’ film…

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    Nice Del, apparently you have to much time on your hands also.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of Doc Coleman

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of Justin Miller

    Spontaneity has its time and place

    Avatar of cdcesxa sd,lcdskc

    Dale: If you’re a dick your whole life, your next shell’ll be made of shit. Okay? If you’re an asshole you’re gonna come back as a cockroach, or a worm, or a fuggin anal bead. Okay? If you’re a man, and you act heroic, you’ll come back as an eagle! You’ll come back as a dragon. You’ll come back as Jude Law. Okay? WHich would you rather be?

    Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.

    Dale: It belongs to me.

    Red: Then the dragon.

    Avatar of Tony Koester

    That was some of the funniest shit I’d seen in YEARS! Final fight of the movie: Priceless. Planning a party using Black Dynamite as a drinking game. I’m thinking everytime he refers to himself in the third person we drink. I’d say take a shot for every chick he sleeps with but everyone would be blitzed in the first 5 minutes of the movie…

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    - It’s all fun and games until you lose an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.

    Avatar of Justin Miller

    .

    Avatar of Jason Banks

    It’s not a movie but its still awesome….

    FDO : Are there any flying monkeys in the audience?

    Crowd: (laughs)

    FDO: No seriously it was like a surgical strike on my junk….really check it out on Youtube!

    A Flying Spoon, and Faithful Servent of The FDO

    Avatar of Jon Kaneshiro

    fess up Monkeyman

    Avatar of Jason Williamson

    Awesome!! Did you ever see the lines that she said for that scene that where not allowed??

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

    Avatar of Jason Williamson

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    not very P.C. but funny!

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    never fess up as cool and utterly rediculously funny it was he wont tell and no one will claim air reiding the FDO’s balls with a cape wearing monkey

    A Flying Spoon, and Faithful Servent of The FDO

    Avatar of Jon Kaneshiro

    OBEY

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    They are wonderfully trashy!

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue

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    … a flying monkey attack…

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of Belladonna420

    Flying Monkey attack!!

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    Avatar of Doc Coleman

    I wasn’t at that particular signing. I managed to eschew airborne primate aggression.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of Justin Miller

    thanky for linky

    flying monkey say WWHHEEEEEeeeEEE!

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    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time!”

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    ‎”I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend!”

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw
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    The Joker: It’s not about money… It’s about… sending a message. Everything burns!

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

    Avatar of Kate Cheevers

    “This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.”

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    With your wits, you won’t get past the front door.

    [flickr-photo:id=5037197887,size=m] Wolfpack Quarterback

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    You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. ….. It ws Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin’ that sh!t up everyday.

    Avatar of Twainy

    On Planet Bullsh!t! … In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks.

    Avatar of Byron Metz

    Joker: You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness… and I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun! I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

    I believe the film is full of one liners and lengthier quotes. As a fan I can’t wait until I believe next july to watch the last chapter of The Dark Knight in theaters

    ……….The extremely humble owner of “THE ROOKIE” #2487/3000…..NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as “Baldwin Metz,” medical examiner for San Francisco police)

    Avatar of Kate Cheevers

    I’ve always been a huge Batman fan; I’ll never get rid of all those comics and paraphenalia! I absolutely can’t wait for the next movie!!

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Avatar of Bonnie Hall

    Jack: you’re crazy! You’re fucking crazy!

    (Dennis Hopper): No. Poor people are crazy, Jack, rich people are eccentric!

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