I was at one of my book tour readings and the frickin’ awesome Junkie gave me pictures of Pope Siglericus XXX, General Siglerisimo, and one of me with some really hot sheep. And a chicken, but I don’t like to think about that part.
Anyway, I played the part of "Mister Dumb-Ass" and lost them. I lost his contact info. I don’t know who did them, but dammit, I want them back!