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Where the FUCK is my book?

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    Are they like the teeth Baby McButter has?

    Smile

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    …with a capital ‘E’. I’ve been battling bronchitis and haven’t been around as much as I would’ve liked. And here I come moseying into this thread and what do I see?!? More GFL books, Pandemic and Mt Fitzroy available?! Was there a time warp!!

    No…calm down, Gmork. The drugs are making you suspitible to the evil jokes being playedYell
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    I read all about it in Scott’s unauthorized biography. Its amazing how much book 5 parallels Scott’s life as a teenager.

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    I’ve got the collector’s edition box set of all 7 GFL books. They are sweeeeet! Y’all will love what happens in Book 5!

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Awesome graphic insert! Thanks FDO!

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“But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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what has lead you to believe that I’m a gentleman?

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A gentleman doth not induce squees and then brag about it.

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    I think it was Pongo that made me squee Kiss
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    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST

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    Since my return, I have made both Gmork and Phantom “squee”.

    Ladies, I’m comin’ for you, now.
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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    Just this one. :-p
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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    drinking loads and helping a friend prepare for his annual crawfish boil on Saturday that night.

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    … that way they can’t claim later that they didn’t know…

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    Tongue out

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    Just to make it more fun to chase them down, huh? Laughing

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    I have to let them now how mentally unfit and disturbed I am at all times so that information doesn’t slip past them.

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    that way I can give it to you again. >:-)

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    you can give a gumjob?!

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    … us working stiffs never get any respect from . . . <<GAGHH… CHOKE…. WEEZE>>…

    Sorry Mistress…

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    Well, had I said “excessively and obsessively dominating” I would have gotten another beating. KaliPimP doesn’t take much lip from her working boys…

    I’m still bruised and torn up from the caning and denture incident… and if I’m not well enough to earn her some shiny crack hits, she gets ornery…

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    … you’re a little on the dominating side. Maybe an old… I mean “mature”… soul in a youthful package…?

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    … but that damn clock keeps on ticking.

    F**king entropic decay… how’s does dat work?

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    … such as the gratuitous beatings they are likely to give. Gotta love an older PimP beating down her whore…

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    Growing up just sucks the fun out of everything…

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    If I grow up, I wanna be just like you…

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    Now that would be a sight to see…

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    addiction to wood pulp and ink ?

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    … and I’m kind of interested in seeing the scars… strictly for academic research of course!

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    I’m not doubting this.

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    Why do I want to read them all?!?!

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    … the strap of his leather thong around the seat for stability (so he doesn’t fall off during those sharp turns and fun-Fun-FUN bumps).

    Nothing quite like the feel of sweaty ass-flesh being peeled off the plastic big-wheel seat… almost as good as sweaty ass-meat being pulled off from pleather…

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    Because I get lonely somtimes. But in my defense, they’re pretty hot books.

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    THE ROOKIE heist was bad enough.

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    How do they work?

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    ….where are they?Tongue out
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    … to peddle that thing with his little manicorn hooves…

    Plus his cute little pink tail keeps getting wrapped around the axle…

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    Mailman who keeps stealing my panty-a-month .. panties

    Take no prisoners. Take no …. lingerie!

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    Dude, I bet your mailman stole it.

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    … than a little something on the back of his head…

    :-P

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    I can’t stop chuckling…

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    … and all he’s left with his the cleanup towel and some empty wrappers…

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    LOL

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    Should make for a hilarious portion of the next script! Laughing

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    he loves telling that story! Tongue out

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    He pretty much told everyone.

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    …athanas wouldn;t be here today to tell the tale!
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    We junkies live to lock-up sites. It’s a form of flattery. Get with the program.

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    Don’t taunt the slow kid. Illiteracy is no joking matter. (OK, actually, taunt away!)

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    Sounds like a tale for Script frenzy part Deux!

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    I don’t judge!

    …not after my Thousand Island incident, anyway.

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    She did not have a club foot.

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    Gosh, I must have just not listened to all of the audio/vid with the ordering promo’s info? I guess I could have read closer also… ;p Heheheheheeheee!

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    You forgot Chocodiles and strawberry Poptarts!

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    much like rumors of presidents burning entire towns to the ground every few months just to let his people know who’s really in charge, the almighty FDO randomly takes people’s money to spend on malt liquor, Taco Bell, and the most disease ladden whores your nightmares can produce(one eyed Honduran grandmothers with false teeth and a clubbed foot would be considered top shelf for him).

    Sir, you are simply a town that has been razed.

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    Also, it said this right on the order page:

    • When will you ship my book? This book is offered for pre-order only at this time. The book publishes on September 7, 2010. If you are buying in advance of that date, you will not receive your book until September 2010.

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    “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

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    Okay all high and mighty, I was in at the drop of noon. Your sight locked up and wouldn’t let me log on. (way to go Junkies) Finally got my order in @ 20 past. Still no book?!!?? WTF Scott? Is there a release date I should know about? Is it just a six to eight week wait? Do you have to sell enough before you ship them out? Let me know dude.

    The frist 500 Junkies should have there own class.

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