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Where the FUCK is my book?

  • Avatar of Neil Duane

    Okay all high and mighty, I was in at the drop of noon. Your sight locked up and wouldn’t let me log on. (way to go Junkies) Finally got my order in @ 20 past. Still no book?!!?? WTF Scott? Is there a release date I should know about? Is it just a six to eight week wait? Do you have to sell enough before you ship them out? Let me know dude.

    The frist 500 Junkies should have there own class.

    Avatar of Belladonna420

    Also, it said this right on the order page:

    • When will you ship my book? This book is offered for pre-order only at this time. The book publishes on September 7, 2010. If you are buying in advance of that date, you will not receive your book until September 2010.

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    “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

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    much like rumors of presidents burning entire towns to the ground every few months just to let his people know who’s really in charge, the almighty FDO randomly takes people’s money to spend on malt liquor, Taco Bell, and the most disease ladden whores your nightmares can produce(one eyed Honduran grandmothers with false teeth and a clubbed foot would be considered top shelf for him).

    Sir, you are simply a town that has been razed.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    You forgot Chocodiles and strawberry Poptarts!

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    Gosh, I must have just not listened to all of the audio/vid with the ordering promo’s info? I guess I could have read closer also… ;p Heheheheheeheee!

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    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

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    She did not have a club foot.

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    I don’t judge!

    …not after my Thousand Island incident, anyway.

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    Avatar of Eric Parker

    Sounds like a tale for Script frenzy part Deux!

    Avatar of J.P.

    Don’t taunt the slow kid. Illiteracy is no joking matter. (OK, actually, taunt away!)

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    We junkies live to lock-up sites. It’s a form of flattery. Get with the program.

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    MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

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    …athanas wouldn;t be here today to tell the tale!
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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Avatar of Vaney

    He pretty much told everyone.

    • Proud Member of GirlCo, Evil Incarnate, Member of the Gutter Sistren, and Pastry Princess
    Avatar of Belladonna420

    he loves telling that story! Tongue out

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    Avatar of Kate Cheevers

    Should make for a hilarious portion of the next script! Laughing

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    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    LOL

    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    … and all he’s left with his the cleanup towel and some empty wrappers…

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo! ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

    Avatar of J.P.

    I can’t stop chuckling…

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  • Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    … than a little something on the back of his head…

    :-P

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    Dude, I bet your mailman stole it.

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    Avatar of steve libby

    Mailman who keeps stealing my panty-a-month .. panties

    Take no prisoners. Take no …. lingerie!

    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    … to peddle that thing with his little manicorn hooves…

    Plus his cute little pink tail keeps getting wrapped around the axle…

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

    Avatar of Gmork

    ….where are they?Tongue out
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    How do they work?

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

    THE ROOKIE heist was bad enough.

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    Because I get lonely somtimes. But in my defense, they’re pretty hot books.

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  • Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    … the strap of his leather thong around the seat for stability (so he doesn’t fall off during those sharp turns and fun-Fun-FUN bumps).

    Nothing quite like the feel of sweaty ass-flesh being peeled off the plastic big-wheel seat… almost as good as sweaty ass-meat being pulled off from pleather…

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

    ~ Protector of Homeless and Unwanted Beer everywhere…

    Avatar of Belladonna420

    Why do I want to read them all?!?!

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    I’m not doubting this.

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    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    … and I’m kind of interested in seeing the scars… strictly for academic research of course!

    ~ Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

    ~ Linebacker for the Mars Planets

    ~ Protector of Homeless and Unwanted Beer everywhere…

    Avatar of Eric Lorenzen

    addiction to wood pulp and ink ?

    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    Now that would be a sight to see…

    Road Captain for the INSERT NAME HERE Bike Club • SciFiGeek2.0 • Artist for the Damned • Linebacker for the Mars Planets

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    If I grow up, I wanna be just like you…

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    Growing up just sucks the fun out of everything…

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    … such as the gratuitous beatings they are likely to give. Gotta love an older PimP beating down her whore…

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    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    … but that damn clock keeps on ticking.

    F**king entropic decay… how’s does dat work?

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    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    … you’re a little on the dominating side. Maybe an old… I mean “mature”… soul in a youthful package…?

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    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    Well, had I said “excessively and obsessively dominating” I would have gotten another beating. KaliPimP doesn’t take much lip from her working boys…

    I’m still bruised and torn up from the caning and denture incident… and if I’m not well enough to earn her some shiny crack hits, she gets ornery…

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    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    … us working stiffs never get any respect from . . . <<GAGHH… CHOKE…. WEEZE>>…

    Sorry Mistress…

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    Avatar of athanas

    you can give a gumjob?!

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Avatar of athanas

    that way I can give it to you again. >:-)

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Avatar of Kate Cheevers

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    Avatar of athanas

    I have to let them now how mentally unfit and disturbed I am at all times so that information doesn’t slip past them.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Avatar of Kate Cheevers

    Just to make it more fun to chase them down, huh? Laughing

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    Avatar of Kate Cheevers

    Tongue out

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    … that way they can’t claim later that they didn’t know…

    Road Captain for the Chang Bangers Bike Club • SciFiGeek2.0 • Artist for the Damned • Linebacker for the Mars Planets

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    Avatar of athanas

    drinking loads and helping a friend prepare for his annual crawfish boil on Saturday that night.

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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    Avatar of athanas

    Just this one. :-p
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    Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    Avatar of athanas

    Since my return, I have made both Gmork and Phantom “squee”.

    Ladies, I’m comin’ for you, now.
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    Avatar of Belladonna420

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    Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST

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    I think it was Pongo that made me squee Kiss
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    A gentleman doth not induce squees and then brag about it.

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    what has lead you to believe that I’m a gentleman?

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    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    Awesome graphic insert! Thanks FDO!

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

    I’ve got the collector’s edition box set of all 7 GFL books. They are sweeeeet! Y’all will love what happens in Book 5!

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  • Avatar of Kevin Mest

    I read all about it in Scott’s unauthorized biography. Its amazing how much book 5 parallels Scott’s life as a teenager.

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    …with a capital ‘E’. I’ve been battling bronchitis and haven’t been around as much as I would’ve liked. And here I come moseying into this thread and what do I see?!? More GFL books, Pandemic and Mt Fitzroy available?! Was there a time warp!!

    No…calm down, Gmork. The drugs are making you suspitible to the evil jokes being playedYell
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    Are they like the teeth Baby McButter has?

    Smile

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