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When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

  • Avatar of Joe Gonzales

    Look…

    I already choked my mother to death with my trade paperback of Infected, I set fire to my father with my copy of Contagious. I picked up Ancestor this morning and clubbed my wife to death with it a few hours ago. Before her body had cooled, I ordered a copy of The Rookie and pre-ordered The Starter which covers my two brothers… well, the dirt of their shallow graves will cover them, and the books will help shuffle them off of this mortal coil.Sealed

    I’m out of books, but I’m not out of victims. Can I get a little Crypt action over here?

    **All murders described herein were purely hypothetical, and never actually happened, I swear. Really… no, really!Wink**

    Avatar of Gmork

    while youre waiting on the next novel to be published (and therefore become the next instrument of death to your family), may I suggest a perusal of the Siglerpedia wiki (see that cunning mix of ‘encyclopedia’ and ‘Sigler’?!)Wink

    There’s many a topic to read and many a topic that could use some fleshing out.

    Oh and thanks for the disclaimer at the bottom of your post. Cause, you know, otherwise, the post itself would be permissible evidenceYell
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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Avatar of GJ

    with you mp3 player of laptop after you swing by podiobooks.com

    here for season 1 and here for season 2

    Have fun but don’t get blood on the keyboard cause it’s just like soup!

    Avatar of NeilColquhoun

    Although us Scottish Junkie are not scared of anyone!

    We wear plaid skirts (well, the Yanks think so anyway!), wield broadswords and chase the Haggis over the Scottish mountains while shouting “FREEDOM”.

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

    Avatar of BigJohn

    You can always pick up an expensive copy of Earthcore and use it for clubbing. I’ve heard the German edition is quite meaty.

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

    Avatar of GJ

    just rub it in!!

    Avatar of NeilColquhoun

    When do you begin German classes?

    Smile

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

    Avatar of GJ

    you little monkey you.

    …hmm.. ok… it kind of dissapated by the time I made the threat :)

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    Dark Ă˜verlord Media is a partnership, and my partner is going to shiv me if I promise any printed material. Only ARealGirl can tell you what might be published next.

    Avatar of steve libby

    The Dragon Moon Earthcore is too pretty and soft to use as a death implement. (Just get one and hug it)The German hardcover isn’t as tall as a regular hardcover but it is thick and when you hit someone with it, they stay hit. Swing down and shout: Arschloch! Depp, Dummkopf, Vollidiot!

    Take no prisoners. Take no ….People who say, Fotze! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

    Avatar of steve libby

    Depp, Dummkopf, Vollidiot! But stay away from this one: Fotze

    Take no prisoners. Take no ….bad bad words! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

    Avatar of steve libby

    You make me smile. Do not listen to anything Guestford says to you, in German.

    Take no prisoners. Take no ….Grammatically incorrect sentances and mis speleed wurds! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

    Avatar of steve libby

    That you Rawk? Well. You do. I am feeling all huggy tonight. Off to the next random kindess!

    Take no prisoners. Take no ….people who don’t like rainbows! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4729847729,size=m] Puller of strings

    Avatar of NeilColquhoun

    I don’t know German but I know some Danish and French, so us Scottish Junkies are not all broadsword-wielding, plaid-skirt wearing, haggis-chasing, whisky-drinking warriors.

    Yes, that’s it, we’re warriors of the wasteland!

    Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

    Avatar of Gmork

    …but I’ll take huggy anytime over, you know, familial violence…cause we’re all kinda like family here ::hugs::Laughing
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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Avatar of GJ

    Frown

    Avatar of Joe Gonzales

    Ahhh… fair enough.

    In the meanwhile, I guess I’ll download the podcast to my iPod, and strangle people with the headphone cord. We make do with what’s available. Cool

    Avatar of Twainy

    You KNOW you wanna listen to this again … you have time … you should do it … :o) … They were all shucked and they all knew it …

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