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What's your Sklorno name?

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No question, I’d be “Boston.”

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    I’d go with Antioch, but I’m incredibly biased Tongue out

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    Baltimore has some possibilities…

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    Chicopee!

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

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    Boulder, Denver, Longmont, Fort Huachuca, Baltimore, Antioch, Albuquerque, Sandia Park, and Socorro (also Colorado, Arizona, Maryland, California, New Mexico) would all be things I could pick from (and I know I’m forgetting some, dangit). I think I’d totally go with Fort Huachuca. xD

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

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  • Springfield, Chicopee, Windsor, Lawrence, Salem, Niskayuna, East Granby, Goldenrod, Oviedo, Temple Terrace, Jacksonville, Lakeland
  • That’s just the cities, then the states:
  • Massachusetts, Connecticut, Kansas, New Hampshire, New York, Florida
  • Too many to choose from
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    Is it the glow-in-the-dark one?!

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    I grew up in Pinole, just north of Richmond

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    I can see that. As it isn’t (supposed to be) pro ball. Just don’t go talking smack about the Tigers.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    and to this day, anytime I mention it, I still get “BEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRWWWWWYYYYNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!”

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    Of course the Sklonro would be crazy for the “Tier Four” cities.

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    Given the choices of Perth Amboy, Fairmont, Auburn, Bethesda, Gaithersburg, and Germantown, were I a female Sklorno and given a choice in the matter, I’d probably go with Auburn. No pro team, but a fine football heritage.

    Doc

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    Porn – Batster Oakland or my personal favorite that had a whole backstory was Fucko the Clown and his Magic Monkey ‘Coconut’!

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    [flickr-photo:id=5021674230,size=m]~Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue~

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    I’m from that general area of Washington.

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    Made famous by the Son of Svengoolie!

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    Both names are awesome but I particularly like the porno name.

    Mary—What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    Athens (ga), Ann Arbor, Atlanta.

    My porno name is Cookie Lake!

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    Michigan’s twin cities. They could use some publicity.

    M. Night Shot-his-wad

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    Colorado would be a cool name for a Sklorno. It would roll nicely off an announcer’s tongue.

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    Charolette! Home of the Carolina Panthers! (And our currently perfect season!!!)

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    I spelled it wrong. It’s even better with 2 e’s. Town in Central WA on the Columbia river. I think they grow apples there. MG

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    Athol (Athol, MA)

    Intercourse (Intercourse, PA)

    Fucking (Fucking, Austria)

    French Lick (French Lick, AZ)

    and the list gost on! (and can be found at: http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=3864)

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    …doesn’t quite sound right, but since Denver is already taken, my options are limited to where I was born.
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    A strong name for a Sklorno, fo sho.

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    Much easier than your Porno name. Simply a place on earth you were born, lived, or now reside. My nephews had fun with this on our last visit. The oldest has a whole process for Sklorno naming that’s a cross between registering a dog in the AKC and the practice of retiring jersey numbers of great players. A prospective player submits four names to the GFL Sklorno Naming Commission (GFLSNC) and they get the one that is not in use currently in the Tier 1-3 or has been retired because it belonged to particularly great player.

    Names I would submit are: Ankara, Missoula, Portland, Duluth. The boys wanted to call me Montana but I thought that would be arrogant and sacreligious for a Sklorno to call herself that. They named their mother Wenatche and grandmother Morgantown. Their Dad would be Bozeman if he were female. And a Skorno. BTW my porn name is Mack Bong.

    Mary

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