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What's your Sklorno name?

  • Avatar of Mary Garrett

    Much easier than your Porno name. Simply a place on earth you were born, lived, or now reside. My nephews had fun with this on our last visit. The oldest has a whole process for Sklorno naming that’s a cross between registering a dog in the AKC and the practice of retiring jersey numbers of great players. A prospective player submits four names to the GFL Sklorno Naming Commission (GFLSNC) and they get the one that is not in use currently in the Tier 1-3 or has been retired because it belonged to particularly great player.

    Names I would submit are: Ankara, Missoula, Portland, Duluth. The boys wanted to call me Montana but I thought that would be arrogant and sacreligious for a Sklorno to call herself that. They named their mother Wenatche and grandmother Morgantown. Their Dad would be Bozeman if he were female. And a Skorno. BTW my porn name is Mack Bong.

    Mary

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    A strong name for a Sklorno, fo sho.

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    …doesn’t quite sound right, but since Denver is already taken, my options are limited to where I was born.
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    Athol (Athol, MA)

    Intercourse (Intercourse, PA)

    Fucking (Fucking, Austria)

    French Lick (French Lick, AZ)

    and the list gost on! (and can be found at: http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=3864)

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    All Hail the FDØ!

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    I spelled it wrong. It’s even better with 2 e’s. Town in Central WA on the Columbia river. I think they grow apples there. MG

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    Charolette! Home of the Carolina Panthers! (And our currently perfect season!!!)

    Avatar of Mary Garrett

    Colorado would be a cool name for a Sklorno. It would roll nicely off an announcer’s tongue.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

    Avatar of Rich Bennett

    [flickr-photo:id=5037197887,size=m] Wolfpack Quarterback

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    Michigan’s twin cities. They could use some publicity.

    M. Night Shot-his-wad

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    Athens (ga), Ann Arbor, Atlanta.

    My porno name is Cookie Lake!

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    Both names are awesome but I particularly like the porno name.

    Mary—What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    Made famous by the Son of Svengoolie!

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    Avatar of Danny Lundy

    I’m from that general area of Washington.

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    Porn – Batster Oakland or my personal favorite that had a whole backstory was Fucko the Clown and his Magic Monkey ‘Coconut’!

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    [flickr-photo:id=5037197887,size=m] Wolfpack Quarterback

    Avatar of Doc Coleman

    Given the choices of Perth Amboy, Fairmont, Auburn, Bethesda, Gaithersburg, and Germantown, were I a female Sklorno and given a choice in the matter, I’d probably go with Auburn. No pro team, but a fine football heritage.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    Of course the Sklonro would be crazy for the “Tier Four” cities.

    Avatar of Belladonna420

    and to this day, anytime I mention it, I still get “BEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRWWWWWYYYYNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!”

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    Avatar of Danny Lundy

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    I can see that. As it isn’t (supposed to be) pro ball. Just don’t go talking smack about the Tigers.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    I grew up in Pinole, just north of Richmond

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    Is it the glow-in-the-dark one?!

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  • Springfield, Chicopee, Windsor, Lawrence, Salem, Niskayuna, East Granby, Goldenrod, Oviedo, Temple Terrace, Jacksonville, Lakeland
  • That’s just the cities, then the states:
  • Massachusetts, Connecticut, Kansas, New Hampshire, New York, Florida
  • Too many to choose from
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Avatar of Insignificant Blood Splatter

Boulder, Denver, Longmont, Fort Huachuca, Baltimore, Antioch, Albuquerque, Sandia Park, and Socorro (also Colorado, Arizona, Maryland, California, New Mexico) would all be things I could pick from (and I know I’m forgetting some, dangit). I think I’d totally go with Fort Huachuca. xD

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Chicopee!

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Baltimore has some possibilities…

Doc

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I’d go with Antioch, but I’m incredibly biased Tongue out

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  • Avatar of Simorgh Jourabchi

    No question, I’d be “Boston.”

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    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

    ….but if you want something more feminine I’d go with Beale, Waikiki, or Navarre. Triangle is the one that jumped out at me though.

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  • Avatar of Stareagle

    For a hard-hitting safety like Ronnie Lott, you’d have to go with Tombstone.

    For myself, Royal Oak or Pontiac. I loved seeing Topinabee.
    Avatar of pack485

    I only have one. Cheboygan!

    Avatar of Morgan LeSergent

    Guess I’m either British Columbia, Grand Forks or Kelowna.

    I really need to move somewhere with a cooler name.

    Avatar of Ross Larson

    I think Appleton is a pretty catchy Sklorno name.

    However, I’m surprised we haven’t run into a Sklorno named Ismay or Joe. In 1993, Ismay, Montana temporarily changed its name to Joe, Montana in order to pay tribute to the quarterback. It seems like something a Sklorno would really obsess about.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ismay,_Montana

    Avatar of The Hammer

    I like most of mine: Phillipsburg, Great Barrrington, Waterbury, Brooklyn, Stirling.

    Avatar of Klo-Po-Nam

    I would go with Ashwaubenon.

    Avatar of Pedo_In_A_Dress

    I grew up in Carmel-By-The-Sea. Any Sklorno with that name would be laughed at into suicide, thus I am choose my current neighborhood in Oakland: Rockridge (pretty fucking sweet Sklorno name I think).

    Avatar of Amanda King

    Indianapolis, no doubt

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