What goes “clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop bang bang bang bang bang bang bang clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop”?
An Amish drive-by shooting.
I went to a university open day a few months ago and we got lost so we headed to the nearest for the first sign of civilisation (or so we thought). Naturally we offended the entire community because I was wearing my ‘save perry’s balls shirt’ and my friend was listening to ‘stash up’ really loudly.
They sent the women children inside the houses and these really old men came to tell us to turn around and go back home. It was really ominous and unnerving. But we made up for it once we got to the student union (bar).
SPLAT SPLAT ( I am shooting prunes at you with my sling-shot) The Amish hold a special place in the Siglerverse.
I say “Pftt!” behind my cupped hand and my left elbow is shocked and appalled it tells me, shocked and appalled!
must copy and paste that one to my son
It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
The Math god
Until I got to the end of the joke, I believed that it was a horse that had sex every ten steps it took.
but i like it
i always tell my students, when they say my jokes are lame or dumb, that i love stupid jokes, that’s why i teach (someone needs to explain this to mumo00 and wallerdad)
I don’t get it
That’s pretty funny.
My kids will like it
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