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What are the creatures in Nocturnal

  • Avatar of Tim Quinlan

    its weird that they are all diffrent monsters…that confused me for a while

    Avatar of Alex Langley

    A cult of angry midgets… maybe…

    “The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.”

    Avatar of Alex Langley

    …*sniff*… fine!

    “The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.”

    Avatar of James Keeling

    Snatch faced, boner-having, pee-jizzing, fucking cannibal zombies!

    And Jack Palms is the shit too!

    This missive brought to you by SynapticJam – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken

    Avatar of James Keeling

    Some of them are Jawas…

    This missive brought to you by SynapticJam – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken

    Avatar of ogreoregon

    I still think that it’s Aliens who are manipulating DNA to amass a batch of warriors to take over humanity. Kind of like sneaking in some spy DNA through gene splicing and the victims have to be kidnapped, of course ,who would want to volunteer. And then they walk around ,not even knowing what has happenend to them.

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    all this is speculation anyway
    i think most people thought he was going for the ancient evil tack or aliens from space or a combination of the two

    the voices like the ancient evil angle
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of Tara Kubba

    In all fairness, I think most of us got the old time evil idea when the files were deleted from the gang database. But props nontheless

    I may be wrong. It has happened (as frequently as scott not being on time).

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    some ancient evil come back to life or has re-awakened
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of Chris Maler

    I was originally thinking proto-pygmies, but like so many other things Sigler killed that idea http://www.newanimal.org/protopyg.htm

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    you gettin’ nothin’ from me, no candy, no soda, no cookies or milk

    go cry in ya beer

    :D
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of Alex Langley

    Oh… I beg to differ….

    “The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.”

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    been there, experienced it
    gawd, they can be grosser the teens without trying
    lol
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of CPK IrishmanFromOhio

    The original C.H.U.D.S. were both Chemical Hazardous Underground Disposal company and the Cannibalistic/Omnivore Humanoid Underground Dwellers. I cannot remember if the city was New York NY or Chicago IL. The sequel HBO did was good. The third one was a sequel that was a rip on Return Of The Living Dead replaced with Human looking CHUDs. Hell, one of them was a Pomeranian I think.

    Avatar of Nelson McClintock

    I agree – the first thing I thought of was the little bastards from Phantasm, which I believe predate the Jawas.

    Taste is the Enemy of Art.

    Avatar of Maia W

    An enigma wrapped in a mystery on a bed of lettuce?

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    KnitWitch

    Avatar of Barbara Jungbauer

    They’re Kindergarteners with safety scissors, light up tennis shoes and runny little snot factories under those robes.

    Yep. The scariest thing known to humankind. Kindergarteners in a group – completely out of control. Chicken scissors aren’t nearly as scary as safety scissors in the hands of a 5 year old.

    Just think what they’re going to do to that little kid’s hair. ooooo yeah, is his mom gonna be mad when they bring him back to the white room. And … it’s the night before class pictures are taken.

    Mwah ha ha. Sigler is true eeeevil!

    Tastes Like Chicken

    Avatar of CPK IrishmanFromOhio

    The Irishman from Ohio"I never Get to Get it!"-Wacko Warner
    I would say Phantasm…left overs. The Tall Man is probably training the King as His replacement.

    Avatar of Robert Pigeon

    What if they’re creatures that when really excited send out minor telechenetic waves and thats why you only see visions in your dreams.

    Avatar of Maia W

    I speculate a previously undiscovered Snipe related sewer-dwelling creatures that speak an obscure Jawa-derivative dialect.
    Just a theory.
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    KnitWitch

    Avatar of Mitch Barchi

    They are a mystery, is what they are :/

    Avatar of Michael Corbae

    Thats what I thought of when he first discribed them

    Avatar of Brian Hunt

    I think they’re extras from PHANTASM….. They are the imported mutant corpse dwarfs from another dimension and its the only life they know!

    Avatar of Seth_Harwood

    Dude,

    Everyone should know by now that these motherfuckers are boner-having, pee-jizzing, fucking cannibal zombies! Forget the fact that their slaves come on like the sand midgets from Star Wars. The ones in control are straight up Zombies! Wait until you see their boner-bending ceremony!!

    Now go listen to Jack Wakes Up, you dirty junkies!

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    …where the real money from the podcast is made. Nocturnal-the T-shirt, Nocturnal-The Coloring book, Nocturnal-the Lunch box, Nocturnal-the Breakfast Cereal, Nocturnal-the Flame Thrower.

    Can you imagine Nocturnal the Breakfast Cereal? “It even stays crunchy in urine!”

    Avatar of zero

    they have elvolved to be hairless from outerspace, they are always ill tempered towards humans, and they have a thirst for human blood.you never know.

    Avatar of Michael Corbae

    Dont tell me, vegans that went over the edge, mated with cloned dinosours, and are hell bent on killing all meat eaters in a Yukon Jack fueled plan to free all cows from corperate oppression?!?!

    I knew I figured it out.
    Come on Scott, think of some thing original, that was way to easy to figure out.

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    we worship the sigmeister (DAMN HIM) for the creations he (DAMN HIM) gives us, not for his smarts
    at least that’s what my voices tell me
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of Megan Pawlak

    Wait wait. . ..how can they be SCARIER? XD You’ve made it your job to be the scariest, goriest thing going. :whipcrack: No whimping out now!

    Avatar of Megan Pawlak

    Uh oh. He broke you. . . .

    Avatar of Gmork

    I loved the Dinks!

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    They’re Dinks, from Space Balls!

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    ..that he’s more creative than that.

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    they would definately be mutant ones…………
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    THE sigmeister (DAMN HIM) has a way fo presenting creatures that both intrigues and repulses the listener/reader. It is always fasinating to see things from another creatures point of view, not all writers give you that. and some of those that do, it is done without imagination. Mr. Silger (DAMN HIM) always gives us a new perspective, way of thinking, way of being when he presents his loving creatures/aliens/monsters/playthings.
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of Kevin Holder

    The Sigmeister would NEVER stoop to using those scrawny little midgets in one of his masterpieces! I’m betting it’s the bunny from Monty Python.

    Avatar of Charles Warrender

    Here’s the description from Wikipedia:

    Jawa

    This species is, on average about 1 meter (3 feet) tall (although in Episode IV some much-taller Jawas can be seen organizing droids to present them to Owen and Luke) and characterized by their brown robes, glowing yellow eyes, and quickly spoken language. They are almost always seen wearing hoods which completely shadow their faces, leaving only the gleaming eyes visible; this is because Jawas emit a faint horrible smell that attracts insects which swarm their body and face, making both very unpleaseant to view.

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    That’s great. However, I’ve seen the bag trannies here in San Francisco (and yes, there ARE bag trannies) and they are far scarier than what I have in store with NOCTURNAL.

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    That image made me chortle.

    Avatar of Jane Kohner

    Clueless on creatures. Isn’t it interesting how Scott is teaching us about cannibalism from the creatures perspective? The combo of the forensics and the creatures is fascinating. The science Scott has dug up will be scarier than the creatures!

    s13cybergal, an OJ with a walker.
    You can’t forget that Scott!

    Avatar of Sarah Ferguson

    Can bag ladies pee that high? Up walls? Hmm I thought they just squatted, they might be bagtrannies

    ~ sig impaired~

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    must be some vampiric/werewolferine/midget/dwarf thingie that occupies their minds while sleeping or lies dormant in the subconciense (sp) waiting for their masters to call them forth in a bloodlust rampage…………or not ……….

    still waiting………sigler (DAMN HIM) tends to wait till we are screaming for the beasties to show themselves before he let’s us in on them
    so for now. glimpses is all we get………(DAMN HIM)
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends

    The Math god

    Avatar of Matt Ball

    Is it not possible that theese are some east coast super evolved snipe type critters?

    They seem to work together like the snipes.

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    Embrace your talent for non sequitur obfuscated animal rhymes.

    Avatar of Steven Boyd

    the cood be mutant malnourished infant munchkins with elongated femurs who keep vigilantie cats in bomer jackets as pets and like to piss everywhere?

    Avatar of Gmork

    All I know is that when a creature is masked by a cloak, nothing good can come of it….tentacles, claws, who know what they are masking!!

    Avatar of Mark O'Leary

    …with elongated femurs? Or could they be albino tigers with glow in the dark incisors?

    Or vigilante Cats in bomber jackets.

    Avatar of zackmann

    That might explain the way San Francisco smells during the dry season

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    Not only is this a "good" explanation, it’s frickin’ legendary. There is some seriously heavy theory in this bad boy, my friend – I walk the walk as I talk the talk (or is that "read the read?").

    Avatar of Patrick Pricken

    This is obviously a race of poor malnourished infants who, in the search of something to eat, wandered off into a nuclear test area and got mutantized. And until Brian gets bitten by a radioactive spider, there will be noone able to stand between them and their plans of making the world unto their urinal.

    Avatar of Noyes Harrigan

    I hope Sigler’s got a good sci fi explanation of these guys (like ancestors and rocktopi).

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    But I will say that when I heard the description of those short guys in the ‘dungeon’, I thought of the nasty Death Munchkins from the film Phantasm… which was actually a pretty decent movie.

    Avatar of zackmann

    When I heard the interview on techofoder I thought the sounded like C.H.U.D but judging from the forums and first two episodes, I wasn’t even close.

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