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try and get me

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’cause I swear I see myself in your pants.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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Brilliant :)

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A few years ago we would have fought for him, but now he’s all yours!

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You have won the “joke of the day” award. Hi-shucking-larious!

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    Apparently http://www.adultsheepfinder.com got so popular that the New Zealanders took it out.

    There are still images floating around though: [flickr-photo:id=4543222308,size=m]

    click the photo to enlarge

    This one’s actually worth going to all sizes because the web site designers did that good a job. It was even more fun when you could go to the site and play with the menus and stuff. Check out the subtle digs all over that page.

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    He was born in America. But Paul Hogan? He is definitely one of ours… and for everything he’s ever done, I sincerely apologise.

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    Australians accuse the Kiwis of sheep-f*cking. Kiwis accuse the Australians of sheep-f*cking. Not quite sure whether that’s the result of a shared sense of humour, or a shared sexual preference. :)

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    Makes me wish I knew some good Aussie jokes other then Paul Hogan and Mel Gibson!

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

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    hahaha You are the winner! I dropped my beer I was laughing so hard!! Im going to use that one over and over!

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    Jayguana

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    An Eskimo is doing a road trip around Australia, when his car breaks down. He takes it to the shop and after a few minutes under the bonnet, the Aussie mechanic says “Hmmm. Looks like you’ve blown a seal”. The shocked Eskimo replies “Who are YOU to judge? You f*ck sheep!”

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    Why did the farmer drive his sheep to the cliffs edge? So they push back when he screws them! Its just a joke!

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    Jayguana

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    The kangaroo quip was a nice change. We usually play second fiddle to sheep. :P

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    I wish I had known that 15 years ago! Sounds like my kind of women! And I have seen a few Aussie ladies I would definitely like to meet!

    Wink Wink Del!

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    Jayguana

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    I was just having a little fun with S.A.K and his declaration. :)

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    <————– There ARE women in Australia, contrary to popular belief. Sure, we may be louder, stronger and infinitely less classy than our menfolk, but we’re still women! :P

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    Unless that something is alligator wrestling. Inexperienced alligator wrestling could kill you!

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    Of living in the future.

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    I tip my hat to you sir!

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    Our new Junkie friend is an Aussie. Of course he wants our daughters…..he’s tired of the roo’s! Hahahaheeehahhaaa! ;p

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    Unlike most women, I wouldn’t slap you for trying that on me either! I’d be too busy laughing and saying “Job well done!”

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    bwahahaha! those are pretty good. I miss the days of being single!

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    Jayguana

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    course, if *I* was wrapped around you that tightly, I’d be coming too.”

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    But I am personally fond of: “F*ck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?”

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    ……and I’ll take a look.

    Basic shit talking does not qualify. We all do that, but with respect. I think you know what I mean.

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  • A visit from X-ray company? I mean really, what are you going to do tha tI haven’t already done to others?
  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC. The Patchman – get your DOMREC patches from me! UNdead Knight! King Vampire of Vampire Corp for Sigler (VC4S)! Pusher once, and now Pusher twice.
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    I think we have our first forum troll. Care to take bets on how long he lasts?

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    Ok a little different approach to meet new junkies!

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

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    they will live they will be my queens. you will die

    Come and have a go if you think your hard enough.

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    Im with you on this one Infected

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    Jayguana

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    hmm… You don’t seem to be very discriptive in what you are here to destroy. I must assume you are going to destroy my beautiful virgin daughters.

    I do not think I will allow this.

    Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

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    I am here to destroy and to take your beautiful virgin daughters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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