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This sounds right up Sigler's alley

  • Avatar of BigJohn

    This installation has a…has a…uh…substantial…dollar value attached to it.

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    Avatar of Ricky Craig

    I say we take off, nuke the whole place from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

    – Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

    Avatar of Byron Metz

    and now there is this spider that is nearly a foot long and it still exists. It can’t be! I can’t see how something like this has not been killed off. Where’s the bug spray? NUKE THAT SUMBITCH TO OBLIVION! If I would ever see something of this caliber in person with my own eyes I would cry for my mommy. Damn spiders…..I’m sure glad this one species of spider is only located in Laos.

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    Avatar of David Taylor

    I don’t know about that, but on that same page is a Annamite striped rabbit looks bad-ass!

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    Does someone go into the park and, uh… lift up the dinosaurs’ skirts?

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    Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes

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    Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

    Avatar of Belladonna420

    the way you think!!!

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    Looks yummy!
    Avatar of athanas

    when they get that big, that’s when I start enlisting the services of hollow points and Max von Sydow.

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    *eeeeviiiil*!!

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    I’m ok with living in denial. Really, I am!

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    Avatar of Meg Marshall

    …in Midwest Western Australia, we have these massive Huntsmans that we call ‘Bush Spiders’ – not sure what their real name is. They grow to around 15cms (about 6 inches in American money?) and if you get too close to them, they will jump on you. When I was little, one jumped at my grandmother and landed across her face! A few years later I had one on my kitchen wall and when I held up a can of insect spray to kill the bugger, it jumped and landed on the can. I almost broke the land speed record, travelling backwards!

    Hate, hate, HATE spiders.

    Avatar of BigJohn

    One one one. :)

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    did you quit twitter or something?

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    i did know that ;)

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    Avatar of Wolf

    Did you know that Ohio F*n Rocks?

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    I have really missed my podcasts though!

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    Something we agree on.

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    You, my lovely lady, have been sorely missed around these parts.

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    AND IT’S BACK IN MY INBOX!!!!

    GAH i finally forgot about this shady bastard. y’all had to go and bring it back up again.

    i hope she and her millions of tiny crawling offspring jump on all of you

    just kidding, love you all.

    i haven’t had much time for podcasts lately, life caught me and beat me into submission. then peed on me, while yelling “take that!”. getting back to the real world now.

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    legs kill the shit out of it. I would use a flaming sledge hammer on that spider and it evil offspring! then I would burn the hole damn place down to make sure!!

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

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    he’s sure grinning about something!

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    I hate when that happens.

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    Avatar of Rich Bennett

    Richno3…….out

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    KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

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    I don’t like spiders.

    Hate ‘em.

    If they’re small enough, I can tolerate them, even in a large group like that (one vintage Pride FC era Wanderlei stomp and that’s all she wrote), but it’s the ones that are big enough to have hair and to make eye contact with that leave me wishing for a sippy cup and a blanket.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Avatar of Pons Matal

    Here honey, try this new frilly twizzler! >:) Muawhahaaahaaaaaa!

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    Its not the big spiders that bother me…its all the little bastards that can creepy crawly around with out hardly a notice. Surprised *sigh* I miss Jannypie….

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    Avatar of James Keeling

    In the OTHER direction! Shivers just went down my spine and took up residence in my.. .well.. you know.

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    ….I just peed myself.

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    Avatar of Renee Jordan

    wook at all da widdle babies, they’re sooo cute!

    Not really, just kidding. Kill it, kill it with fire!

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    That is beyond nasty.

    Avatar of Antony Gitsham

    They have Huntsman spiders in Autralia, lucky for me they are not giant ones, or I would move back to Wales!!!

    Avatar of Sean Ryan

    Yeah that doesn’t make any sense does it?

    I don’t read the script. The script reads me. - Kirk Lazarus

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    is what bothers you. that is really messed up. 

     

     

     

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (3000 and climbing)

    Avatar of Sean Ryan

    Really wish I didn’t click on this topic and see that giant thing.

    I don’t read the script. The script reads me. - Kirk Lazarus

    Avatar of Gmork

    …this could definitely start my of fear of them!!  My nightmares thank you for posting these baddies!!!
    Tongue out
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    Avatar of Vaney

    Hell yes I want one of those! They can take care of any mouse problems I might have! Though, admittedly, this one is creepy as hell.

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    I thought so, just wanted to make sure. 

     

    Avatar of jannypie

     1) it is http://www.elece.net/blog/2008/12/26/extrana-fauna-del-mekong/

    2) they really do http://www.squidoo.com/huntsman-spider 

    Huntsman Spiders get their name by waiting for prey to come close, and like lions, chase their prey for short distances. Contrary to their gangly and cumbersome appearance, Hunstman Spiders are very fast and are able to chase down their prey with ease.

    Hunstman Spiders are extremely aggressive, will arch up to make displays to frighten off perceived threats, and will tenaciously cling to attackers or perceived attackers if they think it will protect them. Given any other circumstance, Hunstman Spiders are designed to slip through holes and cracks and will escape if they feel outmatched.
    Not venomous and they only bite humans if threatened. But I’m sure in Sigler verse… all that goes out the window.

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     them AND their ten thousand babies

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    I despise spiders, the little bitty and some what larger ones creep me out to the max. But Tarantulas dont bother me, I guess its because the others are so small they can get in to anything. Under clothing, sheets etc…But Tarantulas are larger and easier to see. I’ve had several as pets, most are very docile, though some can be quite aggressive.

    "Chief informationless officer of the office of knows nothing" Any questions? :)

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    I HATE spiders, they scare me, nothing else really bothers me, I even like snakes, but spiders? Nooooo! I mean they can hang out on the ceiling and wait for you to wander by then JUMP on you…..shudder!
    *I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

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    ok, now I need to know..

    1)Please tell me this isnt inside someone’s home

    2)Please tell me a spider this large doesn’t exist!!

    Someone call mumo….we need his expertise!

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    Avatar of Tim Feely

    I was referrin to da bugz

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    But it is so cute! Laughing

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    I bet they make good pets. I bet they will take care of any other pest problems !

    "Chief informationless officer of the office of knows nothing" Any questions? :)

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    you should keep those kinds of things to yourself. OH wait you are talking about the crawling monster pictured above. OH never mind.

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     that’s when you know you’re in trouble

    that’s Heteropoda maxima, with a leg span of 30 cm = 11.8 inches. and this picture will star in my nightmares for years.

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    Avatar of Sean Ryan

    And now I know the first thing I’m going to see tonight when I try to sleep is that freaky pink thing.

    I don’t read the script. The script reads me. - Kirk Lazarus

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    Anything is possible in nature is seems

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    if you say look up is it Jesus or the bug we are looking for?

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     the FDO forgot the "t"! aw, screw it:he needs it not!

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    or pretty close at least. Don’t look up!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    of course you know you really shouldn’t but you just can’t help…. click….. there it is.

    Avatar of Sean Ryan

    That’s super creepy! And of course I had to click the link to look at all of the freaky things that were discovered.

    I don’t read the script. The script reads me. - Kirk Lazarus

    Avatar of Vaney

    Now that’s just way too freakin’ awesome!

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    Thanks for posting this!! Spiders that fall from trees? I must modify my "kill everyone" strategy to include this.

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    I wonder how Scott can modify this creature and put it in the Rookie universe?

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    Great. A new image to keep me up at night. Thanks.

     

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    just topped the list of reasons why i stay inside.  it has supplanted furries on rollerblades

    I’m going to hell because i need a vacation

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    http://www.worldwildlife.org/who/media/press/2008/WWFPresitem10990.html?intcmp=64

    Thousands of new species discovered in southeast asia, including spiders 1 foot wide and one that ambushes prey by dropping out of the trees

    My favorite is the dragon millipede, its hot pink with cyanide in its body. I think it would make an awesome monster of the Nocturnals

    http://www.worldwildlife.org/who/media/press/2008/WWFBinaryitem10994.pdf

    Link to a collection of findings pdf

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