This topic contains 63 replies, has 1 voice, and was last updated by Avatar of J.P. J.P. 5 years, 1 month ago.

The Youngest Junkie

  • Avatar of J.P.

    We have a painting on the wall that has several triangles in it. We didn’t even coach him; he just started saying goodnight to them! The boy is a friend of the triangles…

    __________________________________________

    MC, CA, UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

    Avatar of Wolf

    She was about 4 or 5 and was spening the night with us. Opened the fridge, uttered the priceless phrase, "There ain’t a damned thing in here!", and slammed the door. Wife and I had to quickly excuse ourselves to burst out laughing without her hearing us. Scolded her for slamming the door. Let the ‘other’ slide. It twasn’t her fault we didn’t raise her momma right. 

    [flickr-photo:id=3383210176,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3722083270,size=m]
    And Friend of MuchAdo!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    No need to be teaching my nephew any bad words.  He’ll pick those up soon enough.  I’m not above taking my huey and parking it on your head!  Smoochies!

    [flickr-photo:id=3763066856,size=m] and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    didn’t think you would hear me… Peace!!!

    Really MP is the one you NEED to keep an eye on. nothing to see here. look over at him… 

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    I have something that you would enjoy and mommy will be happy you stopped saying "aw damn it" you ready, OK CB here is your new phrase "what the Fuc-"

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Avatar of Paul Harvey

    It is my job to keep mom on her toes. Right now, she is trying to convince me to stop saying “aw damn it” as we walk through stores. It is fun!

    – World’s Youngest Junkie!

    Avatar of Meth Pigeon
    Raising hell?
    Avatar of J.P.

    This was completely the fault of that Bill Gates fellow and his cursed, evil spell checker. I hope the FDO puts the plaid on him.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of J.P.

    Did you say you put the boy in the oven and he woke up?

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    share the chocolate bunny just the peeps!!!!!!!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

    Avatar of Tim Feely

    ___________________________________

    I am a fan of I AM

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    enjoy it while you can Lil’ Brother.

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Paul Harvey

    I had a great Easter. My Gran, G (Grandpa) and Aunt Sissy are visiting. I got a new truck! I even got to play outside and see the birds (Mwhaaaaaaa). And I’m not sharing the chocolate bunny!

    – World’s Youngest Junkie!

    Avatar of Gmork

    ..now share that choclate bunny! :)

    _________________________________________________

    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    But I have an extra special candy just for MP when you see him, would you pass it on for me?

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    Eat some sweets for me too!!!! Smoochies!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    he might just be keeping his plan a secret so NO ONE can mess it up. or tell under torture.

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of J.P.

    He’s clearly in tight league with you, Mr. Pigeon.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Meth Pigeon

    (well, maybe a little) 

    cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

    Avatar of Vaney
    Avatar of Meth Pigeon

    who try to foil the plans of MethPigeon! 

    cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    you are worse than the Emperor trying to seduce Luke to the Dark Side.

     

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Meth Pigeon

    he will heading up my European squadron!! So young and innocent, who would suspect him? 

    cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

    Avatar of J.P.

    I love how you and the other GirlCo gals flatter me, letting me feel like I’m in charge. You ladies are awesome, definitely ensuring I feel all manly and stuff!

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of J.P.

    smartier brains!

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of J.P.

    to find the boy doing his best to string bed sheets together and gather up my loose carabiners. Now I see this post… Looks like he’s planning to repel out of those French doors!

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Paul Harvey

    Come to the french doors. I’ll meet you there.

    – World’s Youngest Junkie!

    Avatar of Meth Pigeon

    make his friend CB a world leader!!!!

    cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

    Avatar of Meth Pigeon

    Meet me behind the house at midnight tonight.  I should be there by then.  Don’t tell your parents.  It’s a surprise!!!!

    cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

    Avatar of Vaney

    luring such a cute, impressionable young junkie into your clutches! Now we all must be wary of what more the boy can do now!

    Avatar of Meth Pigeon

    Come here little boy!!!!

    cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

    Avatar of J.P.

    how did you get hold of the computer!? Sneaky boy!

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Paul Harvey

    JP & Shadygirl say we might go to Balticon 43. I want to meet everyone!

    – World’s Youngest Junkie!

    Avatar of Paul Harvey

    hazardous waste to my friend, Meth Pigeon. RESPECT THE PIGEON! (Oooh, now it’s time for my nap.)

    – World’s Youngest Junkie!

    Avatar of J.P.

    OK, you just spent 51 hours pushing him out of your gestational place. Then he proceeded to drain the mommy bags for the first time. (That’s my boy!) That’s my gal!

    – It’s a cold world and this is life.

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    You’re going to have your hands full when he gets older!!

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    just having you and JP as parents will always give him an edge up in life!  The both of you are incredible to begin with!

    Avatar of Wolf

    Such a lack of respect for the young CB!

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    Boy is he a cutie.  You have a future heartbreaker on your hands there!

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    And I agree with MuchAdo, daddy better start training him now!

    Avatar of J.P.

    Clearly the boy knows you posted this and proceeded to wake you up at 2 a.m. to play… I would have gotten up to take care of him, but I had to get enough rest to 1) get up and do some dishes, and 2) go to work and earn the milk money. Yup–that’s my story.

    – It’s a cold world and this is life.

    Avatar of Pons Matal

    Hope you have a great party this weekend!

    "Chief informationless officer of the office of knows nothing" Any questions? :)

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    with your face I bet you would still get the good stuff even if you did wake up your mom at 2am to play!!!!!  But, maybe you better not chance it!!!!!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    any thoughts of following in your dads footsteps and taking over GirlCo when he retires?????

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

    Avatar of Paul Harvey

    It has been a good day so far, but I don’t get all the good stuff until my party on the weekend. Mom says if I want the really good stuff I have to promise not to wake her up to play at 2 am between now and Saturday. I just don’t get it, but if I must.

    – World’s Youngest Junkie!

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    to they youngest junkie!!!!!!!Smile  Now where’s the cake!!!!!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

    Avatar of Gmork

    Hoping the youngest junkie’s birthday is fun!

    _________________________________________________

    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

    Avatar of Wolf

    I would be sleeping with one eye open from now on.

    And it’s nice to see back!

    Avatar of Gmork

    Nice to see you back!!

    _________________________________________________

    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    Not exactly the same,  but I try to keep my Momma happy too.  She’s single so we take care of each other and I try to help her out as much as possible with the little things like ironing and laundry and stuff.  I figure it’s the least I can do considering everything she’s done for me my entire life!  Obviously I’m a Momma’s girl and proud of it!

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    I’m stil disappointed that he doesn’t have any brothers to hook me up with!  LOL.

    Avatar of Pons Matal

    I try and do the same for my Wife also. When Momma’s happy and rested, everyone happy! Way to go JP! 

    "Chief informationless officer of the office of knows nothing" Any questions? :)

    Avatar of Pons Matal

    Tell us more, we’re all ears! :)

    "Chief informationless officer of the office of knows nothing" Any questions? :)

    Avatar of Wolf

    I just can’t imagine this little ‘story’ actually happening. For two very obvious reasons. One; I don’t think you ever sleep. Two; JP doing the dishes? C’mon! How do you expect us to believe that one?

    Avatar of Pons Matal

    Yeah! Bring on the CB stories have him do some more posting! We haven’t heard from him in a while.

    "Get off… the nuclear… warhead."

    Avatar of James Keeling

    Enjoy the ride you two lucky junkies…   Gettin’ it on… leads to gettin’ on….  It’s the ride between that matters…  Gad you have company on the journey… 

    hhhmmm…  SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    only the unindoctrinated……………..
    More cannon fodder for the cause
    #3
    http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    I love stories about the kiddies!  Makes me smile.  They do the funniest things sometimes.

    Avatar of J.P.

    You wanna hear more about the boy?

    – It’s a cold world and this is life.

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    When are we going to get more stories?  I love hearing young junkie stories!

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    My niece once decided to put my lipstick on one day and got it all over her face!  Problem was it was color stay lipstick and we couldn’t get it off, guess that stuff really works!

    Avatar of Gmork

    In true junkie fashion, he sounds like he had a wonderful morning of being Evil…Good work CB!

     ______________________________________

    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

    Avatar of J.P.

    Many of you know Shadygirl and I have a bambino in the house. He’s not even two and is already a certified junkie. He listens to the FDO in the car and hears our regular chatter about the Siglerverse. Since “The Boy” seems to be a hit across several of these threads, we decided to post interesting things he does here. Some will track directly to the life of his parent junkies; other stuff will have no direct tie, but hopefully you’ll find it all amusing!

You must be logged in to reply to this topic.