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South East Book Signings and Pub Crawls

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    reminds me of my nephews when they were that age and myself at my current age. I love to jump in puddles. (but most of the time I can’t cuz I AM dressed for work.

    Thanks for sharing the Awesome pics.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    That boy knew right what to do! He’s a jenius! (One of my favorite shirts I saw at Balticon was all black with just one word on the front: “Jenius”. Beautiful.)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    let him go barefoot, or sox only, and put his shoes in the back window of the car to dry in the sun.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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  • Distance circles for a trip.
  • Gotta do a lot of planning for the FDO’s rise to power.  
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Well, it did until I got back here! Damn 

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  • Think about it – do YOU want to be in the water with a steel or aluminum tank strapped to your back in a lightning storm?  Ouuwww that smarts!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.  And now a pusher too!  The Patchman – get your DOMREC patches from me!
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    Looks like Daddy taught him how to stomp puddles well!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    What a cute little puddle stomper!
     
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    Thanks! It’s been nice since you switched the rain off here.
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    That would work?  Genius!

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    Twowire asked me to turn it off where he lives. It had to go somewhere. I figured a guy wearing SCUBA gear wouldn’t mind a little rain on his parade…

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    a hug for me and tell him I missed him too!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    always like seeing pics of my nephew!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    5 days in a row would be tiring.

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    is there any other way to drink them?  i can drink them buy themselves if i have to.  but i prefer to mix them.  once you get used to the combo it’s really tasty!

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Airborn swimming pools suck. 

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    But not when I’m driving.  Just when I’m at home relaxed and comfortable enjoying the smell in the fresh air!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    But I definitely ain’t Scotch! 

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    Got a nice little dent on my hood. 

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

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    I thought I had licked a shoe while I was drunk or something…. 

    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I’m here.

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    The progression of that story just kept getting sadder and sadder.  The last post was so pathetic. 

    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I’m here.

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    I’m downloading a bunch of old epis now. Sweeeeeet. (That avatar cracks me up!)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    you’re not Scottish. Have you been drinking? Or is Nurse K back with some of those meds she’s known to tote around?

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    my little Korean patch making lady. But GirlCo always has the power.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    like pure anarchy.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    Hopefully the sleep will wash that image outta your head before morning!
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    Now I’vew got that image in my head! Thanks fer nuttin, bro! 

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    I’m sitting here having involuntary butt cheek spasms trying NOT to think about, uh, that
    you know what….OH damn you!  :p
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    ha ha ha ha OUCH!!!!!

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    not thinking of …. damn you wolfie

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    that hurts even TRYING NOT to think about that! 
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    Red is a master of death and destruction when he is forced to wave the flagpole. One wave and it all over but the crying……
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    I know where he would end up sticking it! 

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    …of redhedtexan (MC) waving flagpole.

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     as a texas flag waver and a expert tactitian the Texans would see these paper tanks and piss (strong ammonia piss)a hole through these suckers and tell scott they are not worth the yens and pesos itook to get them here…made in what??????yea a no!!                             yea im going to need to see your permission to enter the great state of Texas!!!!……step back from the border…i will use my flag and …wave it..

    . prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

    .100% Texan

    .redhed

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    Especially Crack suprises.  And Sexy surpises.  Its a toss up as to which I love more.   

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    but did they listen to me. NOOOOOOOO!

    I AM just the soon to be named Head Body Guard for Girlco. (i hope, i hope, i hope)

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    I was standing over here minding my own business when Finaldrive took over my keyboard and starting making up stuff about you and what you typed in.

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    These things are getting BIG!   

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    actual icecubes falling from the sky.

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    Happening in the good old MB right now. 

    I hate the rain.

       

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.  And now a pusher too!  The Patchman – get your DOMREC patches from me!
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    One booze’s ethnicity is not important.  What really matters is its alcohol content. 

    I feel like each booze should be treated equally, or at least on a slide Proof scale.

       

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    I’m Irish! 

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    Will bring the zombie pain!  You better keep a low profile for a while.   

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    you don’t want to get GirlCo on your bad side!!!!!!  Have respect for the Spanky Spoon!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    I’m not sure what to think about that combo.   

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    Do you mix the scotch and vodka?  What does that taste like??? 

    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I’m here.

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    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I’m here.

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    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I’m here.

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    When an Idea is so awesome it needs to be posted twice, the Site takes it upon itself to make sure its importance is noticed.   

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    Thread take on a life of their own in the Siglerverse!
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    This is a weird thread to begin with!  It started as me bitching about how Sigler never comes to the south for book tours. 

    Now its all spanky spoons and video cameras.

    AWESOME!   

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    This is quite a thread for a Monday morning… how am I suppsed to get anyhting done today? :-)

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    GirlCo never gives you anything when you ask for it.  That just isn’t our way.  We dole it out when you least expect it!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    you should check out the GirlCo threads.  Just put GirlCo in the search site box (provided JP hasn’t moved it again) and hit search.  You’ll know all you need to know about GirlCo!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    Of pain.  You will not walk right for days!   

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    Undead goo is gross.  Its keeps trying to move around and get on your shoes.   

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    Cold and lifeless?    

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    The Spanky Spoon in the hands of GirlCo Could easily render a person, whether undead or alive, into  a liquefied puddle of
    Spanky Spoon goo! :) 
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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     mean i dont like a hottie

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    Nail on the head.    Cool 

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    Good call, I should have know that the Spanky Spoon in the skilled hands of GirlCo can also be a reward as well
    as a weapon of punishment.  Tongue out
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    they are a skilled group. either would be fun.

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    Much better to receive Smoochies from GirlCo than the Spanky Spoon!
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    good to know about GIRLCO!  of course being respectful is the only way to treat women, GIRLCO or not.   

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    The members of GirlCo are all hotties. Its true, they are a group of Intellegent and beautiful ladies.
    But they are just as deadly and dangerous if you get on their *hit list. 
    If you see a GirlCo member, pay them the highest of respect! If not, Its the Spanky Spoon for sure… 
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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     better yet who is GIRLCO?  are they a bunch of drunk sex starved hotties?  video camera’s well of course this isn’t the stone age?  ha ah!  is being a lush a bad thing?  

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    PSST: of course. but don’t tell the girlco girls

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    Will you have video cameras?   

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    Girlco knows what to do with a lush. Hey can I watch?

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    I’m sure the ladies are all excited to hear that you’re easy.   

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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     i’ll take whatever’s free.  however, if i get a choice i’ll take .5 scotch and .5 vodka, none of the cheap shit.  that’s right when you reach for the top shelf grab the key on top and unlock the good stuff.

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    That will help a lot.   

    Disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated I have no idea what I’m talking about.

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    http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheRealHappyHour

    Looks like their site is no longer, unfortunately, but at the end of the day they were doing it as a hobby.  at any rate feedburner still has the content, so enjoy!

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    Nothing like drunks on a podcast!   

    Disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated I have no idea what I’m talking about.

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    (as much as I like gin) and you like to laugh… listen to The Real Happy Hour podcast.  Very funny, and they basically worship gin.  They try to do a different drink each show, but inevitably every few episides they drop the ball on ingredients so they have to fall back to whats in the liquor cabinet, or in this case the freezer… so there’s like 6 episodes on either martinis or G-n-Ts.  But the dialogue is hysterical. They’re not making many new episodes, but the early ones are great.

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     You are a "Unique" individual
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    Sis!!!!!!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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  • I am unique – just read my wiki entry 
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    Do you go both ways AFTER the scotch?   

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    I’m still wondering though, just not as much….. 
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    we have here! It is such a blast to be able to hang with you all and share the good times!
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    what happens at Balticon, stays at Balticon.

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  • but every time I try, I sink.
  • But that’s ok, otherwise I couldn’t dive! 
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    and after what you’ve said, I have one question. Do you walk on water too?
     

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  • I was promoted to General of Logistics.
  • Just Sigler taking advantage of my occupation to help him out.
  • Besides, only a General of Logistics could supply DOMREC patches. 
  • And it isn’t contradicting everyone, but hta tonly the guy at the top knows ALL the suppliers.
  • Still trying to figure out where to land the Italian, Greek, and Japanese tanks.
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    since you badgered the ever-so-sweet MuchAdo, and challenged her integrity–where did all these titles come from? Looks like lots of fluff and stuff for a sergeant! (Even a respectable DOMREC sergeant.)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    and have yet to contract malaria. You see, it’s medicinal! Besides when I was a young junkie, one of my heroes, W.C. Fields, said, “While I was crossing the Himalayas, I ran out of gin and was forced to drink water.” It sounded awful and I thought, gin must be a wonderful beverage. Turns out to be true!

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    saying that because you know what shadygirls preference is?  Smoochies!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    of the alcohol-fueled Siglerverse!

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    We need scotch!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I’m here.

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    JP Brings up a great point.  Does each member of the Army get a canteen of Gin?   It seems to be the drink of choice for the Siglerverse.  

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    You can see that he must be shitfaced all the time!  Haha. 

    Its ok Zombie.  We love your drunken antics!

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    because he typed “whicky.” Not sure I wanna drink any of that. But I’ll gladly join you both for some whisky, scotch, or the official adult beverage of the Rookie Universe (and presumably the Siglerverse at large): GIN.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    But I’m not a big wisky guy.  I do love a good shot of Vodka though! 

    He’d obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.

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     its beer whicky and scotch

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    Alcohol alone is the holy trinity: Beer, Wine and Shots.

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    The Holy Trinity of Awesome.   

    He’d obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.

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    Get your little zombie self back to the great state of Texas where you belong!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    we hold dear in the good old USA–booze, guns and smokes. Thus the need for an entire branch of government just to watch over them. (OK, the actual utility of that branch of government is tenuous, but the thought of it is pretty cool.)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    on the 5 foot 6 120lb blonde girl!!!

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    Its easier to kill him. 

    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I’m here.

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    Causes some serious mental health problems.  Sigler could only bring him back so many times before he had to be put down permanently. 

    Its to much of a liability 

    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I’m here.

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    No one said their would be Beer AND violence!!!  Ok, sold.   

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    Hey and thanks sending me those pics in advance! I’ll be looking for them. :p
     

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    I could do what mycroft did. and if anyone wanted a hat. I could take a jaunt over and check on the ship while acting like I was just purchasing another hat. always willing to do the work of the FDO. 

    there are watchcaps (knit caps) and Ball caps. so I would be willing to be the dealer. hehehe

    So this weekend I will set up a forum. for getting the hats. I asked at the store but they do not have a website for selling things.

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    the FDO knows he needs to have all forces in his pocket.

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    it seems someones been holding out on you then. 
     

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  • Gotta keep track of them all….. 
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  • was so large that no one country on earth could manufacture them all.
  • Russian tanks are comining in on the west coast.
  • Chinese coming into Texas via Mexico
  • British tanks coming in thru MA.
  • A mixture of French and Spanish Tanks in thru FL
  • The US made tanks are coming out of MI (Where else?)
  • Did I forget any?
  • God, the logistics of getting them all painted plaid though….. 
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    I wonder if our brother would be willing give us necessary information to get one! 
     

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    Our Texas authority had noted all the tanks were stamped with this label.
     
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    The FDO would never outsource his military needs or put all his eggs in one basket. If you ask me this new guy/gal (or just a less inconspicuous guy/gal or hell it could be the FDO himself) is one smart cookie!
     
     

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    Oh look at us getting drunk and walking around town…. Then when they least expect it……
    BAM! We whip out the tanks and start bringing the mighty hand of Sigler down on the people.

    He’d obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.

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  • I just didn’t know they had arrived yet.
  • Jun 28, I am checking offshore at West Palm Beach for some that have been set out there to wait. 
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    you into getting me one of those hats!!!!  I need me a Jeremiah O-Brien hat for sure!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    You need to get yourself back to Texas pronto! I assure you, there are tanks there. Plaid ones. A few even have racing stripes. LARGE tanks with LARGE racing stripes. And one was even postured to mock the children–had those handlebar tassels you see on bikes attached to the flare dispensers. Oh, and a whole bunch of them had those little bike bells on them. Just imagine how that’s going to look/sound. Be very afraid…

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    I have it on good authority that there are some plaid tanks moving stealthily in and through the Great State of Texas. Other than the vast spaces of Alaska, what better place to hide, maneuver and train the Plaid Tank Battalions than Texas! But that’s just like our FDO not to put his eggs in one basket! He’s clearly powerful. And well-groomed. Mycroft, do you have a companion logistician out there, or perhaps a competitor?

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  • 2 ships
  • An aircraft carrier and a liberty ship.
  • I have an appintment to check out another ship in a couple of weekends, and we are inspecting the reefs to make sure the propositioned tanks are there and read to go off West Palm Beach. 
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    for a lack of taking over the country, or even the planet. Our FDO has wily ways.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    If we’ve learned anything from Karate Kid III, it is that "If a man can’t see, he can’t fight".

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    Who cares about pub crawls and book signings when we can be taking over the country!  

    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I’m here.

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    I am enjoying the dance I AM!

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    join him but Sigler doesn’t write zombies or vampires.  He does hard core science and since Mycroft has a KISS enblem by his name he is DEAD!!!!!!!!! So Ha yourself! Tongue out

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    about being blinded by the sun reflecting back at you. 

    I’m also concerned that I would be so enthralled with my own reflection I would be unable to defend myself.

    He’d obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.

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    Yet shiney!  Most of their menace is derived from their ultra-shineyness.  Only something evil could be that reflective!

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    Something about a 5 foot 6 120lbs blonde girl is not NEARLY as frightening as an underpaid stage hand dressing a plastic costume.

    He’d obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.

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    Yeah… red eye floating back and forth… synthesizer voice…  oh wait, wrong cylons.

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    Wise words speak you. 

    I’m with you man, articles are worthless and I can only assume that they will be completely disregarded in the future. 

    He’d obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.

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     in the UFS 2

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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     jion him with my army fo the undead as long as we buy books so ha

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    Looks like plans for the taking of America are coming all smoothly. 

    BUT, what about the South East Pubcrawls?!?! 

    Never mind, keep up the planning!  I’m excited about this Kansas party though.  Seems like giant cornfields would be a great place for the FDO’s first appearance as a the offical ruler of America.

    He’d obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.

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    I love the dance, just keep step with me and I will keep step with you.

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    always being in 2 places at once, we know literally now.

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    like this all day long but what would it accomplish????  Oh, yeah!  Crack hits!

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  • Why do you think I get along so well with computers in my day job? 
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    it is just a technology from another civilization. according to SG1.

    then the FDO can bring back anyone that he chooses as long as they are close to the sarcophogus when they die. Or is in the reanimation ship from BSG?

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    Wow!  Im goint to start taking a Texas tank to work in the morning!

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    but can’t be undead.  Scott doesn’t do Vampires or Zombies!Tongue out

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  • I am still the General of Logistics, as evidenced by the fact that you can get your Domrec patches thru me…. 
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     u should jion the UNdead for Sigler

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  • check my Wiki page – I have been reported dead 4 times now – working on #5 
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    how can that be your job when you are DEAD!!!!!!!!!

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     andi i follow him with out fail

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     think the FDO would like an army of them

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    Here in SF we are keeping the tanks, ships and Artillery looking like they are tourist attractions until it is time. 

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     we got alot of killing 2 do

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     i would reather rap my body in tinfiol and carry a pellitrifle that get on one of those things

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  • For the FDO, it is my job to know where the tanks are.
  • The Texas tanks haven’t arrived yet.  Thems the chinese tanks I got cheap. 
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    shouldn’t the measurement be in fatalities per gallon?

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    about Texans.  We know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em and we rarely ever show ‘em.  You didn’t really think we would let you see our plaid tanks did you?

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     i jsut live in IL

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     is on his own side and im on that side lol

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  • I made an inspection tour last year.
  • Texas had no tanks building then, and I had to start them building in San Diego.  I also inspected the USS Midway, so we can grab her for carrier support.
  • I also set up the area in Lawrence, KS for the meet up at the end of the conquest of the US.  We’ll use the dorms on Daisy Hill to house some of the troops. Easily enough space for 5000 troops there alone, in comfort. Twice that in a pinch.
  • Since my old dorm room was a type of plaid – even then, it will be my HQ when we get there.
  • FDO – how are we set up for air support?
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    I’m mis-read what you posted. I meant to imply the tanks were so big and the Texas being the grand oil state it is MPH, Oops Hehee, MPG’s would be of no concern! Sorry *hangs head* 
     

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    you are supposed to be on my side!!!!

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    "everything is bigger and better in Texas".  So the takes get about 100 miles to the gallon. 

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    Man I love those things. 
     

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    Every single little mile. Actually in Texas the go by how many gallons/mile. :p

     
     

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    How many miles per gallon the texas tanks get…  hmmmm… Innocent

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    I mean you never know with texas. you have incredible people like Anne Richards and other not so incredible people that are carpet baggers from the north east that fake an accent like…

    so thanks for letting us know you have the tanks prepping.

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    Like you think this big wonderful state of Texas doesn’t have plaid tanks.  Pleeease!!!!!!  Everything is "bigger and better in Texas" not to mention that "Texas is like a whole nother country".  We could take out the rest of your states with our hands tied behind our back! Tongue out

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    she just has to change clothes. they are one and the same.

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  • his name is Midnight, and that is when he would attack.
  • He is an all black Cocker Spanial.
  • His only problem is cataracts now, yet he is only 5 years old.
  • And the cat, Random, is a Jekyl and Hyde type of cat. But what would you expect from someone named Random?
  • While the two of them hav eprblems getting along, they would turn tot he comomon enemy of Hutchinsssss. 
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  • where that is.
  • Once upon a time, I lived at Lancelot Court, which are the apartments right behind the Rockingham Shopping center, which is across the highway from the mall you work at. 
  • And I said, no state INCOME tax, not sales tax.
  • So, we buy stuff off the net to avoid the sales tax, then pay no income taxes to the state.  So we get it both ways.
  • And I never have to shovel snow.
  • You will grow and learn grasshopper.
  • Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. 
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    from New Hampshire, which as you probably know is right next to MA. And especially where i live (Nashua) being as far south in NH as you can get without hitting Mass. Haha, half of the parking lot of the mall i work in is technically in Mass! lol Oh and p.s. NO SALES TAX HERE ETHEIR! WIN!!!

    "So do you guys have Battletoads..?"

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    After all, Julie Andrewsss can take Hutchinsss out, and she’s like a thousand years old.

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  • No state income tax here baby! 
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    then just go across 80 and meet you there.

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  • I have friedns there and we can take the university as a base of operations. 
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    If the Civil War taught us anything, its the importance of taking out ports like Charleston. 

    So as I gather my troops, we will gain control of Charleston and use the shipping lanes to help supply the troops in Fl. 

    Its like Risk.  Except way cooler and with less sweaty highschool kids screaming about Australia.   

    Do we all meet in Kansas for a big Post Sigler Ascension party?

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    I’m also orginally from the North East and agree with you on its obvious superiority. 

    HOWEVER, I will say that Florida sounds like a damn good starting point for the invasion.  I will begin marching down from South Carolina and we can meet somewhere in Georgia.

    I suppose I can make the trip if it means slaughter of the infidels and spreading the gospel to those that will believe.

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     one could een become the sigler pope one day

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    ~~Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker~~

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    they need to wear a pin or something that we know who they are. maybe have an orange bandana around their neck. Let’s see the SiglerOH yeah you said it "the Sigler Youth"

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    They’re having a candy sale fund raiser at the moment.  Black jelly beans and Necco Wafers.  See how evil they are???

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    you know the FDO loves kids. one of his main characters WAS a beautiful Lil’ thing. now what he does with them in his books is a whole other topic.

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    I’ll just bring them with me, plaid big wheel’s and all.

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  • The Southeast, especially FL is far superior.  But youngling, you will come to realize that as you grow up.
  • If you have a problem with that, I will have some of my operatives take care of you (some of them are still in MA, as sleeper agents.)
  • What par tof MA are you in?
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  • As the FDO would say, Hutchinsssss is a pussy.
  • My dog can take out Hutchinssss, with my cat as backup.
  • As general of Logistics, I have a major tank painting site here in Florida.  This is where many tanks are stored, waiting for the acension.  If we sweep thru South Forida first, we are in a good strategic position, with no enemies behind us.
  • And it is easier to take out Hutchinsss by surprise. 
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    they should meet their future dark overlord as well. they might just want to drive a plaid tank in the future as well. 

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    Far less superior than the NORTHeast!!! MASSACHUSETTES HERE THE FDO COMES!!! lol

    "So do you guys have Battletoads..?"

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    At least now I can start planning ahead of time.  "Sorry kids, no dinner tonight… Daddy’s got to go downtown and watch a bald guy talk about world domination."

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    Alas, until then I remain a lowly street preacher, spreading the gospel according to Sigler.

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    He would do this just to let Hutchinnnsssssss sweat it out knowing his doom was nigh on hand! It would be like the cliff scene in 300.
    With Hutchinnnsssssss and all the other non-believers either crushed under the treads of his plaid tanks or forced off the land into the sea!
     

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                          Cool 

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    He will be there, just a hunch, that and some one special in the know has told me so. 
     

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    thats what I’m doing.  FDO was here last year, maybe he’ll be back. September’s only a few months away…

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    starts in Florida.  That’s where that Hutchinnnsssssss dude lives.  The FDO will gather his troops from everywhere else and then descend upon Florida!!!!!

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    Canada          (some place in the NE)

    California       Florida

     

    Cuz we got Tanks being painted here as well. San Francisco that is. 

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     swing by IL and get me why your at it

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  • I’m busy painting the plaid tanks here in FL.
  • The acension will drive from Florida across the US to pick up the FDO. 
  • I’m waiting for the FDO to make a trip to either Orlando or Tampa to approve the final paint job.
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    We’re busy being all preoccupied with BALTICON. Which ain’t in the South East. Or any part of the South. Don’t worry though–the FDO and his plaid tanks will roll across the entire South (East included). You, the afternoon tea crowd, the dain bramaged Floridians and the Cubans can see him and get yer books signed then. (grin)

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     im wieghting for him 2 come 2 the middle of  IL

    Im a  friend of death, a brother of luck and a son of a bitch!

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    When will the FDO come to the South East?  I’m living in Myrlte Beach and I would be willing to drive see him!  Atlanta?  Charleston?  Anyone else fromt the South East with me on this???

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