Hey now, that dude got an underwear bomb on a plane; you can get a half rack of beer smuggled aboard, dammit!
Do they come in 3 oz. cans? Cuz that’s all the TSA is gonna let me carry on. :-\
@BellaDonna420: And you’re totally bringing me a 6 pack of 3 Floyds Zombie Dust, right?
Or Pipeworks Brewing’s Ninja vs. Unicorn.
Or one of each.
Plans were a little sketchy there for a while, but with a little more than a week until the festivities begin, I can officially say I’LL BE THERE!! WØØT!!
I don’t know where the field trip is this year. I bet the Harveys do. Should we kidnap them?
Come, now, John, give me some credit: we just cut that section of meat out and cooked the rest. We’re not savages.
And Kali, whatever it was I made, it would hit at a hefty D10 with +Fuck You to damage.
Also…we all hitting the porn museum this year?
I just keep thinking about those poor waxy short ribs. Such a shameful waste of delicious pig.
@athanas I looked it up on urban dictionary and you actually made a shiv. A shank has to have metal in it.
I don’t want you to use the wrong term and embarrass yourself in prison.
I once made a shank out of a crayon, a piece of paper, and some Elmer’s glue that was able to penetrate a rack of shortribs just to prove a new teacher friend of mine that her pre-schoolers could kill her.
@Pondy You are so thoughtful. And can you stand close to JP so I can kill two birds with one stone? So to speak. Because I’ll probably actually use a shiv.
I think I might go… Just so @exotikali doesn’t have to travel far to murder me.
I will be there. But I wont arrive till early Friday morning. See you all there.
You know how most people have that little voice in their head that says “DON’T kill the kid”? Yeah, when the shit starts to go down, my eyes roll back in my head and be it man, woman, or child, we’re goin’ to the Thunderdome.
Good to hear. CB has been taking martial arts. He could use some practice.
I don’t trust some that faker won’t get uppity and try to claim a Body Maim title in the champ’s absence.
Hey John – I’m in, everything locked in as of yesterday. Time to go practice bowling.
Woohoo! So that’s four of us…which means we can spread the SiglerFest stank to Vegas in a single cab.
C’mon, Junkies, don’t be shy! Who’s going again? And who’s going for the first time?
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