Eeyore’s sittin’ on his ass like a bitch. He can’t help construct a proper phalanx. he’s going to get run over during the enemy’s initial charge.
That’s because Eeyore is dead. He committed suicide. They just have his body propped up. Piglet, on the other hand, is a coked-up kamikaze warrior ready to die.
Like I said, Look how badass Eeyore looks!! That spear. Those dead, uncompromising eyes.
O. M. G.
The mutha loving Dilldozer. That story will be beyond shocking. A NSFW masterpiece is what I expect!
I agree that Leather Tuscadero was hotter, but I think the FDO might be stuck in the 80’s…lol
Agreed. You should get the Sigler swag motherload for that!
(And it’s times like these that I’m glad my gonads can’t be shocked with a tazer)
Gonna take a little more than some Sigler swag to get that done.
That would definitely make up for the lack of convulsions this last time around!
I was sadden by the lack of convulsions. Maybe next year we can try the shocking dog collar.
He should be very proud? Athanas performed well all around.
And Athanas wins Body Maim!! Final tally : 2 tazings, 1 punch to the nuts and 1 mild concussion. Congratulations!
You should be following #SF2K12 on twitter. Lots of updates and pics there.
On the other hand, I can easily move up the active list when none of you are rambling on and on.
Just because you’re all at Siglerfest doesn’t mean you can’t keep us wannabe’s posted. Any casualties yet? How about a score on virtual bar fight?
..I have to be up in 3 hours to drive 11 hours…
I should really be sleeping right now.
I need to start packing for Siglerfest. Still trying to decide whether or not I am going with just carry-on luggage or if I’ll check luggage. I have a unreasonable fear that the airline will lose my luggage and I’ll have to go nekkid.
So far my preparation list includes:
Books to be signed
De-hair body (feeling the wind through my leg hairs is bad, right?)
Find Orange Pom Poms
Find hang over remedy
Find gimp ball (wait, what?)
We’ll be there. But I think I’ll stay out of the dessert.
Can’t wait to see all you wild and crazy Junkies.
Started actually packing this morning and I can’t find my Apple tank top! Damnit, how are you people going to know who I am without it?
I’m in but I’m gonna be the “Peyote Watcher”… last time I had a chemically assisted religious experience in the dessert I woke up married to a camel. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me four times, shame on the very lose human-animal marriage laws of the local government…
I am in, may have to pass up the button eating ritual though. It’s going to be fun.
Desert, dessert. No matter, as long as there’s beer! And peyote.
Yeeeeaaah….I don’t know how that extra “s” got in there.
Oh, wait…it probably slipped in between the 7th and 8th beer last night.
Oh, wait … dropping peyote in the dessert? Is there going to be ice cream?
Dropping peyote in the desert? Don’t be ridiculous. There’s no room service out there.
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