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Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

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    LIES
    DAMN LIES and

    STATISTICS

    http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

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    If you knew him you’d know how easy it is to talk shit about him. Don’t have to be creative to talk about mumo’s stench and un-handsomeness

    • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT
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    lies, all lies

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    I’ll be singing all morning now.
    Tastes Like Chicken

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    There’s a freakin’ triangle in Perry,

    Perry Dawsey’s days are few.

    We all should cringe in fear

    When he is near,

    He’s psychopathic and

    His butt’s all seared, Oh

    There’s a freakin’ triangle in Perry,

    He’s gonna get all taken down by Dew!

    People who don’t need people need people around to prove that they don’t need people.

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    Doh – the sound little ‘Tard makes

    Ray – a laser to the Brain

    Me – the one Rocktopi kill

    Fa – the distance Ancestors run

    So – we all are going to die

    La – La La La La La La

    Tee – Morris, he  says “Listen for Free"

    and that brings us back to…

    Doh

    Tastes Like Chicken

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    You’ve said some things about your Sainted Brother which could only be described as …. creative.  Or bald-faced lies, if you listen to his publicist.
    Tastes Like Chicken

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     I don’t have a creative bone in my body.

    • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT
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    You get a gold star. 
    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Thank you, kindly.  Now, get your lazy ass in gear and write some of your own. I did say I wanted to hear your twisted take on singing nuns and nannies bearing flying brollies.
    Wink
    Tastes Like Chicken

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     These are very good Barbara, do more please.

    • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT
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    Perry Dawsey big and mean,

    Quentin Barnes, the great QB,

    Magnus, dead and turning green,

    Kayla is a bitch from hell,

    Michael Fayyed’s dead, oh well,

    Violence that noone can quell,

    That will bring us back to Dew, Dew, Dew, Dew…

    People who don’t need people need people around to prove that they don’t need people.

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    "I could have danced all night’ As sung by Firstborn

    I could have pee’d all night.  I could have pee’d all night and still have killed some more.
    I could have shed some blood, ground victims into mud and still have killed some more.
    Watched mobsters and my crew a-fighting
    Killed hookers and their johns tonight.
    And when they looked at me and they began to pee
    I turned my head but that’s alllll right.

    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Nice Work!
    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Supersiglerfriginspasticexrementalpodcast

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    Just a stab with the scissors makes the triangle go ‘oww’
    The triangle go ‘oowww’.  Triangle go ‘owwww’.
    Just a stab with the scissors makes the triangle go ‘owwww’
    In the most digusting way.

    come on, you know you wanna play
    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Not strictly a Julie Andrews song – but from a Julie Andrews musical.

    Rocktopi, Rocktopi, come to the surface to kill me.
    Dark is Night, Blade so bright when it cuts and I bleed.
    Ohh how the screams resonate through me, resonate forever.
    Rocktopi, Rocktopi, make it swift won’t you please.

    Tastes Like Chicken

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    I’m thinking we could write some excellent Siglerific lyrics to Julie Andrews most famous hits. I wrote this in another thread but really want to hear what this group of sick knicker twisters comes up with.

    "My Favorite Things" ala Sigler Style

    Blood stains and urine and bright red intestines.
    Screaming Rocktopi and blood splattered dead ends.
    Meat grinding death scenes that smell of your fear.
    These make up the best novel this year.

    Ancestors attack – Sklorno react – Chicken scissors are the thing.
    I simply huddle under my bed and listen at night and think of Poookie Chang!

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