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Sigler Christmas Carols

  • Avatar of Jordan Willis

    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

    Avatar of ogreoregon

    Time to dust it off and update it, ……

    The 12 Days of Sigmas

    1.  On the 1st day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
         Lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
    2.   On the 2nd day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
         2 hula hoops,
         and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
    3.  On the 3rd day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
         3 SMOD assignments,
         2 hula hoops,
         and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
    4.   On the 4th day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
          4 rolls of duct tape,
          3 SMOD assignments,
          2 hula hoops,
          and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
    5.   On the 5th day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
          5 more crack hits…..
          4 rolls of duct tape,
          3 SMOD assignments,
          2 hula hoops,
           and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
    6.   On the 6th day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
          6 pair of chicken scissors,
          5 more crack hits…..
          4 rolls of duct tape,
          3 SMOD assignments,
          2 hula hoops,
          and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
    7.   On the 7th day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
          7 blue triangles
          6 pair of chicken scissors,
          5 more crack hits…..
          4 rolls of duct tape,
          3 SMOD assignments,
          2 hula hoops,
          and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.

    OK, any more suggestions for 8 thru 12?

    *I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

    Avatar of Alex Langley

    Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    “The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.”

    Avatar of Gmork

    My work here is done!

    That’s the exact part of the song I was thinking of when I wrote the comment :D

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    now i have this sick image of perry’s balls rolling out the door
    damn you

    the voices are laughing gleefully at at me
    *
    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of Gmork

    Poor Perry … not onlhy dig he lose his balls but now they are rolling away!

    Reminds me of the meatball song…

    Avatar of Alex Sipiere

    is complete it should be recorded soon. hope fuly before xmas.

    “What do you mean there’s nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler’s podcast novels… im… a junkie…”- me

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    been there
    done that
    got chased out by a woman with a bat (damn animal kept trying to fly away)
    *
    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of ogreoregon

    We went to a Christmas program and the music was lovely, then they played Deck the Halls, and when it got to the Fa la la la la part, all I could think of was Stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab !! Istarted to laugh, I got hysterical like you do when you are supposed to be QUIET but can’t stop laughing, My family thought I was having an attack of some kind. after that I totaly lost it, they played Jingle Bells, er I mean Perry’s Balls, I will never be the same….

    Avatar of Alex Langley

    I saw Sigler kissing Santaclause… oh wait…

    “The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.”

    Avatar of Alex Langley

    Splash the halls with bowels and fingers
    stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab
    you will die if you folly
    stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab
    chop yur nuts off with some scissors
    stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab
    bleed and cry though no helps coming
    stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab

    “The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.”

    Avatar of Alex Langley

    Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    “The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.”

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    outstanding

    change “laughing all the way” to “slaying all the way”??

    need to modify some of the lyrics a bit more to fit tune

    but this is great
    *
    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of Alex Sipiere

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    title!

    “What do you mean there’s nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler’s podcast novels… im… a junkie…”- me

    Avatar of Alex Sipiere

    Dashing through the gore
    In a one ancestor open sleigh
    O’er the rooftops we go
    Laughing all the way (snip snip snip)
    toes on bob tails ring
    Making children fright
    What fun it is to slash and tear
    A fresh victem tonight

    Perry’s Balls, Perry’s Ball’s
    Snip them off this way,
    Oh what fun it is to see
    Perry’s Balls roll away….HEY!

    Perry’s Balls, Perry’s Ball’s
    Snip them off this way,
    Oh what fun it is to see
    Perry’s Balls roll away….HEY!

    A book or two ago
    I thought I’d buy a book
    And soon Miss horribly buchered
    Was seated by my side

    so far so good…

    “What do you mean there’s nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler’s podcast novels… im… a junkie…”- me

    Avatar of Alex Sipiere

    dashing through the gore,
    in a one rocktopi open slay

    “What do you mean there’s nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler’s podcast novels… im… a junkie…”- me

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    can’t think, the voices are out of control with laughter
    *
    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of ogreoregon

    Perry’s Ball’s, Perry’s Ball’s ect. someone else can add to it with some great lyrics.
    We could have a classic here.

    Avatar of ogreoregon

    Perry’s Balls, Perry’s Ball’s
    Snip them off this way,
    Oh what fun it is to see
    Perry’s Balls roll away….HEY!

    Avatar of Alexander van Houten

    From the Batman Smells version of Jiggle bells is, the line
    Deck the Halls with Santa’s balls.

    And well not pure sigler
    All I want for Christmas is Your Two Front Teeth.

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    this line popped into my head
    some one else has to “flesh” out the rest of the song
    *
    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    Avatar of Alex Langley

    Anyone have any Sigler Christmas carols to sing over the holidays?

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