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Random Discussions II & Musings of Overactive Imaginations

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    *Bella’s Edit*

    These forums are for discussing Scott’s work and/or related topics. If you’d like to share something with the rest of the class, BEFORE creating a new thread, please check out all the old ones first to see if there already is one started for what you want to talk about. There are hundreds out there, so chances are, there’s something to suit your purpose.

    If you don’t find a thread for what you’re looking for and you think your topic will really interest the Junkies and get a lot of comments, then by all means, go ahead and create a thread for your topic. Unfortunately though, there are many new threads that are started that never get commented on, and all they do is clutter up the site and bog down the site speed, as Sadock mentioned below. And we all complain about how slow the site is, so don’t deny it!!!

    So, this thread is our other option. This is where you can post just about anything you want, at least until we get that fancy new website that the FDO keeps promising us! Smile

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    Sadock: Yep, this is the new thread for random discussion of whatever you please. The prior random discussion thread was ~9,000 posts so it was bogging down the site speed. We try to start new threads when they get that full. Have fun!

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    gave me his sore throat. And considering we live over 2,000 miles away from each other, that’s a pretty good feat! Or maybe he just cursed me for not bringing him my hot tea remedy! Frown

    CAPTCHA: goods wootweed – HAR!

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    Those of you on Twitter will know that my son got in major trouble recently, which led to me losing my job. Boo!

    The good news…. This means I’m back at home and can spend more time with mah homies on scottsigler.com! Yay!

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    But yay!

    Very sorry about you losing your job and the situation you’re in, but it will be nice to see our Bouncer and Hitwoman patrolling the forums and protecting the Sistren again!! Laughing

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    Am I even allowed to post in here if I don’t have tanned genitals?

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    the first part not the second, obviously.

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

    Avatar of Stephen Wood

    You can’t get more random than that, or can you?

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    We don’ need no stinking badgers.

    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    Expecially bad badgers

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    I won’t tell anyone.

    Sigler, let me be your body double to protect you when you take over the world.

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    a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

    Sigler, let me be your body double to protect you when you take over the world.

    Avatar of Stephen Wood

    How does he smell?

    Avatar of Meg Marshall

    …a film about a man with a tape recorder up his brother’s nose.

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    …horrible!!

    —- Mommy, Can I go out…and kill tonight?

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    I have been trying to change my profile pick for about an hour. I have my pic, I have resized it, it should fit…but it just doesn’t show up!! My old pic shows up even after I have deleted it.

    whatever, the pic is 3 years old and I have a full head of hair now but it is just a pic

    —- Mommy, Can I go out…and kill tonight?

    Avatar of Belladonna420

    or clear your cashe. I can see your new pic just fine.

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    The old ones are the best lol

    Avatar of Stephen Wood

    Is there a way I can change my registered e-mail address?

    Avatar of Belladonna420

    to change it in your account settings, which can be accessed from the NAVIGATION box on the left.

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    spank you hairy crotchLaughing

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

    Use that inane US policy: don’t ask, don’t tell.

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…thast your POLLYWAFFLE isn’t feeling well.

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Since I don’t have a sore throat anymore. Oh, but I do have a stubbed ub node, and now the lovely and talented Mrs. BigJohn is also sick.

I guess this is that whole “sickness and in health” thing, isn’t it?

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Sorry Frown

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I’m putting the “Pro-” in procrastinating right now.

I have a wicked amount of work to do and most of my staff called in sick or had a scheduled day off today. So like a good leader, I’m procrastinating. And waiting for eBooks/audiobooks from the FDO!Laughing

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“share and share alike”. Wink

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You can’t ‘not tell’ until someone ‘don’t ask’. I have yet to not ask.

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I’ll be getting a brand new, never before used, right out-of-the-box, shiny new……..

knee. I just love that “new body part smell”.

(actually, it will be after Christmas)

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For ever in our hearts, Mitchell “The Machine” Fayed #34

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Guess what I put in thatLaughing

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Put my post twice! oh well +5 for me Smile

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My mum is too! Well a replacement cartlidge.

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While heading to see the F.D.O on tour in D.C. this summer, I was arrested for beating the living shit out of two skinhead punks at a gas station in N.C. It’s nice to be out in time for the holidays. Fucking nazi scum!

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You got arrested while coming to see one of my shows? For realz?

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…meaning to email you. I’ll do it tommorow. Tongue out

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Technically, mine is an Oxford Unicompartmental knee eplacement. Compartment #1, meaning the crotch side of my left knee. I’m told I could be playing golf within 6 to 8 weeks after surgery. Um….yeah, right.

Scheduled for Jan. 20th. I’ll get pics!

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Hope that every thing goes well for you.

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LLAMAS????

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I expect to see lots of real chrome, not that fake plastic crap. Do they charge extra for metallic paint?

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You can make million if you learn how to shear them. Srsly

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    llamas are awsome. i would love to have a guard llama to protect my house, but i dont know how to house train a llama

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    Are awesome. Because they are evil cupcakes of DOOM.

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    You can’t just drop this and walk away! Details!
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    Or at least I hope she does

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    No idea if they’re indoor/outdoor or outdoor only. I’m guessing they stay outside.

    I imagine house training might be somewhat challenging. And would you go for the litter box or signal me to let you outside method? I doubt they could lift their leg to scratch on the door…..

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    until you get the point. Or they just end up dropping a duece on the carpet.
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    i think it would be better for them to drop a duece out side. i dont know how bad llama crap smells, but i would rather not have it in my house.

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    Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, “that bitch who stole my wallet”… I am known by many names.

    Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

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    I have never been known for my self control. And those assholes just asked for it. Pussy nazi poser skinheads, they couldn’t even spell national socialism. Especialy after me and Mr. Ax Handle educated them. At least the arresting officers understood. I’ll try to behave myself next time, but I can’t promise anything.

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    …..I guess he’s never had the right owner =P

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    is the obsession with her sister. I just don’t get it. Danni is clearly the hotter of the two, and she probably does suck balls.

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    I wouldn’t kick either out of bed for farting to be honest.

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    Of course to make a true and accurate comparison I’d need to try both of them at the same time.

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    Its only fair

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    I saw something today that made me laugh. It was an advertisement for Giant Cupcakes (I think I saw this on mthruf.com) that had a sidenote – “aren’t Giant Cupcakes just regular cakes?”

    Much giggling, and a little snorting, ensued.

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    I just like everyone to perform at their absolute best. If sibling rivalry brings that out in them then so be it Wink

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    Especially since you never played golf before! LOL I just crack myself up…

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    for not putting up any xmas decorations!!! BAH HUM BUG I say!!!!! Do it your own Damn self!!!

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    hang a pine tree shaped air freshener with a little gold star at the top.
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    for opinion on the matter.

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    but I can’t read what it say’s. Little help please..

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    Picture of the South Park Christmas Critters (or make that stomach churning). Or you could get yourself a Santa hat and write “Surly” (the elf who couldn’t love) in glitter.

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    Just don’t mention that you’ll staple them to the drop ceiling.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    High mileage, but only one owner!

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    Husband of Susan,

    Friend of Junkies everywhere

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    It’s a santa hat but black instead of red :) Interesting thing about it, wearing it around town on the week of Christmas and almost every guy I pass on the streets looks at me with an expression that just says, ‘Too fucking right mate’ as their wife/fiancee/girlfriend drags them into another shop.

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    The only thing I like about Christmas is the large amounts of alchohol that I will be consuming. Basically drinking from 10Am till whatever time in the evening.

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    yesterday and bought all kinds of stuff to make sandwiches at work for the rest of the week. Some time yesterday afternoon, one of the owners sent around an e-mail saying that the fridge has to be cleaned out every Friday and everything left in it will be thrown out. So I come to work this morning, went into the fridge to get something and noticed that my bread was gone! Come to find out, it got thrown out last night!!! So tell me this, if yesterday was not Friday, why did some asshole throw out my bread?!? Or, if it WAS Friday, why the FUCK am I at work today?!?

    Now, Bella is a grumpy Junkie!!!

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    I’ll hunt down the bread throwin mother Fer”s. Or I’ll just go home because today must be Saturday

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    cuz today ain’t Saturday!!!

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    But then I turned on the xmas music for all to hear. Except me, I’m out rockin in the warehouse. Thanks for the red and green candles girlsMoney mouth

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    why is it that you sit and wait for usually at least an hour just to spend less than 5 minutes at a window getting assisted? And why the fuck are they not firing on all cylinders by keeping all windows open?

    Had to go to the Social Security office today to submit an application for a replacement social security card and when I got there, there were 2 out of 5 windows opened; then one closed, so it was down to 1. Then, finally, they opened 2 more, but still had 2 closed.

    I don’t understand how that can be efficient in any capacity.
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    During the last days of my company’s “if it’s not nailed down, it’s for sale, but if you have a claw hammer and a prybar, you can probably get it anyway” sale, they sold the fridge in the lunchroom and just threw out everything inside. I lost a few condiments and the days lunch. Was quite upset over that one.
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    So I went to a basketball game tonight to watch my Lady Sooners whup the Lady Jacks of Stephen F. Austin University. I didn’t have time to make dinner beforehand, so I got a couple of hot dogs at the arena (with mustard, onions, pickle relish, and jalapeños), and they were tasty and filling, as expected. Then I get home, feed the dogs, run an errand at Walgreen’s to pick up a few things, and get home again just in time to spend an hour in the bathroom waiting for my guts to unclench and my rectum to stop impersonating a Space Shuttle engine at take-off.

    Damn you, Arena Food!!! Why must you be so nice going in, yet so vengeful coming out?!?

    Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, “that bitch who stole my wallet”… I am known by many names.

    Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

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    Hmm, sounds super efficient to me. You’ll hate me for saying this but consider from the managers position on the other side of the glass. The sole person is certain to be working at full capacity giving them no time to slack off and they actually have to earn their wages. Also by not opening all the windows for customers you are saving money by paying for less staff. Sure the customers don’t get served as quickly but this is the government, nobody expects to get served quickly given the glacial time scales that usually operate in the public sector.

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    I think you guys call it Pop Idol, with the cretin Simon Cow-le. Well we get pretty sick of the x-factor wannabee looser scumbags trying to bag the christmas number 1 spot due to the hundreds of thousands of tone deaf, teenage, screaming, gibbering, idiots that are in-bred from government funded slums known as council estates. These cock suckers are commonly known as Chavs. Last year it was Rage Against the Machine’s Killing in the name of, rather appropraitely containing the lyric “FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!” destroyed the x-factor, with that a new tradition was born. What random song can beat the x-factor at Christmas??

    So now a few of us band toghether to stick one to Simon and the anoying (normally one hit wonder) winner, this year the idea is to get Surfin Bird by The Trashmen to the Christmas number 1 spot. Hopefully we should come out victorious against the hoard of Chavs who no idea what a bird is never mind surfing.

    So one brave chap went out and did his bit for sanity and recorded this rather distrubing but funny video, which I now share with you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS74WjF2wOE

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    Next year, put a few pollywaffle ornaments on the tree!

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    Oh yeah — if Tuaca tastes like Christmas, then what liquor tastes like Hannukah, Kwanza, etc.? Maybe Mogen David wine for Hannukah (that stuff is really thick!)…

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    Ok, I’m gonna go with … King Cobra tastes like Kwanza!

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    I will never be able to watch another launch with out that going through my mind. And FYI they launch the Shuttle across from my house.

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    That I’ve been served at a Jewish celeration meal. Are there other Kosher liquors? What would taste like Hannukah candles?

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    Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, “that bitch who stole my wallet”… I am known by many names.

    Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

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    it would have to be some sort of sacremental wine. That’s the only thing that comes to mind when I think of Jewish booze.

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    State Champions in Ga. 4AAAA Football, Chattahoochee High School. Game was last night at the GA Dome (home of the Falcons). They DOMINATED, 24-0.

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    Amelia Earhart for a 12 yo girl? I picked this off the Salvation Army Giving Tree because I thought it was an interesting gift to ask for rather than Twilight, etc. My 13 yo nephew would probably handle a regular, adult biography version fine but I wonder if a YA version would be better?

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    I think it’s probably going to be more about the level of writing… probably best to get the YA version. Don’t want to frustrate the kid’s enthusiasm with some dry old tome.

    This is on amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Amelia-Earhart-Doris-L-Rich/dp/1560987251/ref=sr_1_5?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1292118248&sr=1-5

    at 300+ pages, it’s not a lightweight, tho in hte YA section. Great gift request!

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    That is the question…. no booze all week. Needed to detox after vacation. But tonight… there are a couple of Sam Adams in the fridge upstairs calling to me. Beetttthhhh… we are cold and tasty, come drink us.

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    Beer.

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    tomorrow and see what I can find. It’s the only bookstore in town, but I did finally find a copy of Ancestor there. Almost missed it because apparently they don’t know their abc’s. Sigler was after Silva.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    Through the annuls of history there are names of men who stand above their peers, who’s names are synonymous with words like “best”, “greatness”, and in some cases, even “legend”, They have fought through wars that would cause lesser men to turn and flee, fought battles that had claimed those who have attempted the act before and come through with their arm raised in victory. These men create an aura around them, a sense that they are bigger than life and are indestructible. But in contests of will, force, and strength, no matter how good a man is, the say goes that around the next corner is someone who will knock you on your ass.

    Tonight, I rounded that corner.

    I’ve prided myself on having mutant like abilities to consume obscene amounts of hot and spicy foods without batting an eyelash. Jalapenos? Barely even register. Habaneros? Last year I ate a pizza made with 18 habanero peppers diced into the sauce. I’ve eaten some of the world’s most hottest hot sauces, eaten entire ghost chilis, the world’s hottest pepper in the world and only shrugged.
    I’d amaze hosts and hostesses of Thai, Mexican, and Indian restaurants where after fighting with them for a good minute or two to make my food as authentically hot as possible when I would add even more spices when it wasn’t as hot as they claimed it would be.

    For the past 3 years, I’ve come to the conclusion that there is nothing on this planet that is too hot for me. The only thing I can say is that in nature, it was impossible; it took the meddling hand of man to construct something that was beyond my threshold.

    I have a close friend who is also a chili mutant. We go toe-to-toe with all that we eat and he and I both agree that if it the stakes were unlimited, I would come out the winner 9 out of 10 times. One catch, though, is that we require whatever we eat to taste good; heat for heat’s sake means nothing if the food isn’t flavorful enough to keep eating. Tonight, he found a way to stop me in my tracks.

    He’s a huge disc golf player and one of the annual Winter Warriors tournaments is also accompanied by a chili cookoff afterwards. Last year, he entered a chilli that was loaded with habbis and ghost chilis. As hot as it was, it wasn’t too much for either of us or even a few of the players. This year, he added science to his recipe.

    After we’ve both done battle with the bhut jolokia and came away less than scratched, we realized that we both stood atop Mother Nature as worthy champions. Entering the world of man, we may have met our match.

    Enter Mad Dog .357 pepper extract.
    http://www.hotsauceworld.com/maddog357pee.html

    Coming in at a whopping 5,000,000 SHU, this is 5 times hotter than any pepper on earth. After sampling a large drop on a Trisket, we were both let down at how hot it wasn’t. Convinced he didn’t spend $40 in vain, he added half the bottle of extract to his 4 quart batch of chili.

    All day I heard of how horrendous it was, how it forced 6 people to stop eating in a cold sweat after a single bite and how it made 2 other brave contenders vomit after the first taste. A main event was in the brewing.

    My friend invited me over to watch UFC 124 tonight and to tangle with the Face Melter as he called it (I renamed it to Devil’s Semen by the time the night was over).

    Coming in the front door, it was only a matter of minutes before I was face to face with my foe. The number to beat was 4 bites as that’s the most anyone at the cookoff was able to eat. I went in, high on myself, ready to demolish that record and claim another notch on my belt for hottest food consumed.

    I looked into the chili. The chili looked into me. We both nodded. It was go time.

    My first bite. I chewed it. I swished it around my mouth like a mouth rinse, begging, nay, DEMANDING that it show it’s true self to me. I waited a full minute after that first bite. It came at me with what it had (or so I thought), and I scoffed. Smiling to myself, I took a second bite.

    And a third.

    And a fourth.

    And a fifth. I was only three or four bites away from finishing my bowl. I was going to coast to this.

    Then the chili connected with a straight right that put me down. It hit me and I panicked. There was no catching my breath, there was no second wind, there was no riding the round out, this fight was over. Being arrogant, I did not bring milk, assuming Chad and Shellie would have some. Pride goeth before the fall, and Fate saw fit to remove the milk from their fridge.

    I was in agony. AGONY. Never in my life have I ingested anything near this level of violence. I felt the top of my stomach, my esophagus, and every corner of my mouth, felt as if I had eaten shards of broken glass, chased with rubbing alcohol or a rod of molten fire had been swallowed and was melting every piece of flesh it contacted as it slid down my gullet. I begged for relief. I drank the only dairy they had, a pint of whipping cream, to no avail. Chad called his neighbor who was also coming to the fights and asked if he could run over and get some milk. Much to my relief, he was more than willing to share.

    Chad ran next door, I paced the living room, I crouched in the kitchen, I fought the fear that built up inside me as I recalled stories of people eating things so hot it caused their throats to swell. I had no spiritual epiphany, I saw no religious deities in my dementia, all I knew was pain in a way that I had never felt before. I ate a handful of rolaids, drank slug after slug of Gaviscon, finding small windows of relief.

    Shortly Chad returned with half a glass measuring cup filled with whole milk. Slowly I sipped, feeling the fire starting to die. I nursed the drink, chased it with more Gaviscon, and finally found some sort of peace. I was shaking for 10 minutes. My complexion changed from red to white and back again. I looked at the crockpot with a look of not respect, but pure, unadulterated fear. Chad puffed his chest out on making something hot enough to make me tap, but was also concerned that at some point during the night, I might die.

    Lady Capsaicin called on me several more times tonight, bringing bouts of stinging pain that nearly dropped me to my knees. I tried more Gaviscon and Rolaids, but to no avail; I gritted my teeth and fought through the pain, and eventually it subsided.

    At this point, just shy of 1:00 AM, I’ve consumed nearly a caloric pound of dairy product. In my past, I’ve competed in submission wrestling matches, would wrestle up to 6 times in a day in high school after cutting 10 pounds of weight the night before, play back to back football games when I was in 7th grade and was asked to step up to play in the 8th grade game that always followed when they were shy players. I don’t know if my midsection has ever felt as torn up, beaten, and throttled as it does right now.

    I hold my head high as I still stand the tallest of all the defeated, but am defeated nonetheless.

    And to show that my sanity is not in tact, given enough time to heal, I would do battle with this foe again, as long as I had milk next to me for the entire endeavor. Stupid? To some. But inside me is the spirit of a warrior.

    I am defeated, but I am not broken. I will rise again and reclaim my tittle. I will become a god once again.
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    My love of spicy food comes from my chronic sinus infections. Spicy food has been one of the best ways to fight back. Fresh, chopped Habaneros are one of my favorite hot dog toppings.

    Mad Dog is too excessive for me. I want spice to enhance food rather than take it over.

    If you’re still up for a challenge, look for a pepper called the Naga Viper. I’d like to see a video of someone eating it.

    http://www.thirdage.com/news/naga-viper-called-worlds-hottest-pepper_12-3-2010

    This is the quote I use for these types of situations:

    “A man’s got to know his limitations.”— Clint Eastwood

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    “I love the smell of dead triangles in the morning…The smell, you know that rotting smell…smells like victory”

    —Perry Dawsey paraphrasing Robert Duvall

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    This was great writing and fun to read. I hope that you survive the weekend with no further distress.

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    Ask any jew about booze and the first thing they will say is MANISCHEWITZ (mani-shevits). its the sweetest most syrupy wine youll probably ever taste, but its whats used at pretty much every event that involves kiddush (which is pretty much everything). and it is most definitely kosher.

    Allyson the Inquisitive

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    *wipes tears from eyes* I’m so sorry. I know I should have more compassion, but…

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!1!!111one!!!!

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    Beer is the question. YES is the answer!

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    it takes a goddamn fool to do what I did yesterday, and I proudly wear the dunce hat because I’m sure that sometime in the future, I’m going to do it again. But this time, I’ll be better prepared.
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    I can not eat any hot and spicy foods anymore

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    Going to have to look into importing some of these.
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    and fighting a mental battle due to my first loss in this arena, I’m still proud to say that I ate something hotter than pepper spray.
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    …felt on the other end. LOL

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    That is one hell of a story, being a massive wuss when it comes to hot food I tip my hat to you.

    On the subject of whats best to cool your taste buds down, I’ve always thought something sweet like flavoured milk works.

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    Thanks for sharing. That made me chuckle. I feel your pain but it’s still funny.

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    Five MILLION Scoville Units?!?! Now understand, I pride myself on being able to endure and enjoy spicy foods that would leave the common person writhing on the floor and praying for the sweet embrace of death, but FIVE MILLION?!?!?! That is just insane. I am not too proud to admit that you have far surpassed my level of heat tolerance. Our standards are the same, in that heat for the sake of heat means nothing if the dish is not also flavorful enough to inspire continued ingestion. Could it be that I have found a Sifu worthy enough to bow my knee to? Why yes, I believe that is the case here. It takes a great man to overcome all obstacles, but it takes an even greater man to admit defeat and continue to fight despite it.

    Somehow your endeavor reminds me of a line from Patric McLean’s novel “How To Succeed In Evil.”

    Edwin tugged on his left shirt cuff and said “It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded, but the fear of pain or death.” You have looked fear in the eye and said “bring it on!”

    Best line in the post: I looked into the chili. The chili looked into me. We both nodded. It was go time.

    Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, “that bitch who stole my wallet”… I am known by many names.

    Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

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    About a million years ago (okay, it was 15 years ago, but whatever) I worked as an “Executive Protection Agent” for a private company in Nashville, which is a polite way of saying “bodyguard” (yeah, chicks work in that field too), and part of our training involved taking a shot in the face with pepper spray, just so we’d have intimate knowledge of how it worked (we also had to take a shot from a tazer… fucking motherfucking holyshit why is my nervous system not responding?!?). I cannot imagine any pain greater than pepper spray.

    Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, “that bitch who stole my wallet”… I am known by many names.

    Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

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    Let’s just say that I received a high compliment that night: the group I watch UFC with is pretty much comprised of ex fighters, guys who basically shelled money out of their own pocket to travel around the country beating the shit out of people back before you could really make a living out of it. Some of them even have world championships under their belts.

    Everyone of them has a trademark skill or move, something that they were known for. Chad, the evil mastermind behind the whole ordeal, made the comment “If it were possible to make a fighter that has Jay’s knees, Derek’s right hand, my kicks, and Josh’s pain tolerance, he’d be damn near impossible to beat”. Coming from a grappling background and always feeling a bit left out that I never competed in anything with strikes, that made me walk with a little extra pimp in my step.

    Then I had to poop, and that feeling was gone.
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    the fat content helps coat and displace all the little nasties that cover your mouth and stomach lining.

    The odd thing is that what I felt wasn’t a feeling of something super hot, all it was was pure and total pain. Normally when I eat something that has spice, especially a lot of spice, I’m aware that there’s heat behind what I feel; this had none of that, it just hurt.
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    Just to see what the fuss is about; that, and I kinda like the feel of electricity.

    Pepper spray to the eyes, though, would have me second guessing. I’ve got a bit of an eye “thing”, so I’d have to swallow some fear to get that done. I’d probably go through with it, but it would take a few deep breathes to get ready for it.
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    So I have ruined Christmas this year. My wife and I are at the mall the other day at Books-A-Million. They have a Nook color on display. I tell my wife that the one thing that I don’t really want for Christmas is a Nook. I want the iPad. For several reasons. So the next day come to find out that is what she had already bought me. I have been in the doghouse ever since.

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    …you’d just loooove getting hit with a tazer for about a millisecond, after which you would experience the “holy shit motherfuckingshit why isn’t my nervous system responding!” feeling, followed shortly by the “holy shit motherfuckingshit did I just piss myself?!?” feeling. There were 30 of us in the first training class for this company, all of us either military or law enforcement vets, and we were warned that some people do lose control of their bowel and/or bladder, so everyone brought a change of clothes… three of us had to use them.

    Not me though, thank god. It was embarassing enough that I screamed somewhere in the upper ultrasonic range :)

    Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, “that bitch who stole my wallet”… I am known by many names.

    Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

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    you got her what she wanted, otherwise, your pain is just beginning.

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    I have to say that’s a type of training method I’ve never really agreed with much. It’s pretty much the equivalent of saying that to fully appreciate firearms, we have to shoot you. Just doesn’t make sense to me, unless you’re training to fully resist the pepper spray and tazer, then it makes sense. If that was the case all I can say is, major respect.

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    I point blank cannot comprehend how someone getting you a gift that you don’t want is your fault. That makes no sense to me unless you asked for it, but why would do that? Logically, it’s their fault for getting something you didn’t want, perhaps they could have asked you first before dropping a pile of green on pricey electronics. Sorry but it just narks me when people get blamed for something that blatantly isn’t their fault.

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    Once you have opended said Nook, throw it at her simply yelling – DO NOT WANT! Tongue out

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    that was epic. i love the story behind the chili stomping you into submission. any chance you could freeze and mail me a bowl of that there chili???

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    Had I opened it I would have been happy with it for the simple fact that she got me something that I could use. And that she paid attention to what I like. Even if it was a little off the mark.

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    I got her a new camera. It’s the Samsung TL210 in Red. Her favorite color. She keeps saying that she exchanged it for coal.

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    You’ve ruined Quality Street Chocolates for me:

    http://www.qualitystreet.co.uk/products/oursweets/favourite_sweet.aspx

    Can’t think whyTongue out

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    At Sigler-Fest!

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    I’m sure she was justa alittle frustrated ‘cuase she was hoping that you would be surprised and really like it. At least there’s time to return it…. Paint her toenails and give her a nice backrub (even tho you did nothing wrong)

    As a very wise man told my hubby (before the wedding): “Ask yourself this, Do you want to be Right? Or do you want to be Happy?” Seems to be working for Dad and Mom, 50 years together and going strong.

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    I grew up in a family where no one would ask each other what they wanted for Christmas…just guess, buying and hope for the best. Well, let me tell you, while the thought was there, they frequently missed the mark.

    Enter the outlaws (my affectionate name for my in-laws). They required a Christmas List with a set limit and you buy for one person in the family. At first I thought, “Where’s the fun in that!!!” But then I came to realize, if I gave a list … a long list… I still didn’t know what they were buying (so there was still a bit of a surprise) but whatever they bought I couldn’t bitch cause I said I wanted it. It’s fucking brilliant. I get what I want and a wee bit of a surprise.

    When it comes to the hubby, I used to give him hints but he wouldn’t buy me what I hinted at because he wanted the gift to be a complete surprise. *sigh* Again while the thought was there it didn’t always end up being what I wanted. Now, we agreed to either tell each other “I WANT THIS” and we get that thing OR we buy our own gifts, come home and say, “this is what you bought me for Christmas”. Problem solved.

    Don’t get me wrong, I am thankful for any gift I’m given, it’s just the notion that the gift has to be a complete surprise is totally overrated, imho

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    While the surprise is nice, I have ended up with: a teapot (?) and a sewing machine (um…no) It’s a little harder/easier with the hubby because 1) he’s very easy to please (that’s what she said) and 2) he loves anything with Steelers or Vanderbilt on it.

    I’d rather have my teenager send me a link to the exact jeans she wants so I can wrap them up for under the tree than get her a gift card.

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    That was totally epic! Not to mention, funny as hell. That’s a story for the grandkids! :)

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, One-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    Long time no see!! Glad you’re back!!

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    Well, you’ll be happy to know that I just found out that there’s part of the batch still saved in the freezer, so someday in the near future, I’ll have a rematch with the fucker that handed me my first defeat and one of us won’t surive a whole bowl this time.
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    I know Chad saved enough for a rematch, but I’m not sure what’s left beyond that.

    If it bests me again, I’ll see what I can do.
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    Thanks for the tip

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    Outstanding story. Riveting storytelling. I almost peed myself laughing.

    Since this is a Sigler forum though, I kept expecting a gory twist at the end. Glad you didn’t die and we’ll get a shot at a sequel.

    ****** If only Sigler would do a book on escaping an interplanetary prison, I’d be in Vegas the following weekend.

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    That one may take a while to get over…

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    Thinking that this could be a rolling list for any occasion. Just keep updating it as things come up.

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    Make it public and people can buy you stuff off it at any time. They can even buy it for you without you knowing. Amazon will only warn you if yuo try to buy the same product yourself.

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    You certainly have a way with words.

    I’m glad you didn’t die! Perhaps you should film the next battle for us?

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    And all of a sudden it hits me. I still have to deal with the ape!!

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, One-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    So I’m at Subway getting my usual sammich, and when I get to the register to pay, the clerk tells me that the guy who was in line ahead of me already paid for my food. Just some random guy. We didn’t even talk or anything, hell I barely even looked at him. The guy disappeared before I could even say anything. And now I’m finding that I don’t really know how to process this emotionally. I move through the world not expecting random acts of kindness from strangers. In fact, if I expect anything at all it would be the exact opposite of that. I guess I don’t have much faith in my fellow humans anymore, and I don’t tend to think of myself as a particularly great person either. I feel like I don’t deserve that kind of kindness, that I haven’t earned it… I feel like I stole something.

    Bah, it’s probably just the season… I always get a little flaky around the holidays. Besides, it probably didn’t have anything to do with me personally, the guy was probably just in a generous mood and would have done the same for anyone else.

    Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, “that bitch who stole my wallet”… I am known by many names.

    Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

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    My daughter and I were at the mall not too long ago and were waiting in line at Dunkin’ Donuts. This ~17 year old girl behind us taps my shoulder and shows me a $10 bill. She found it on the floor and wanted to know if it was mine. It wasn’t mine or my daughters and the guy at the cash register didn’t seem to have any ideas and no one else was around. I figured she would pocket the bill (that’s what I would have done at that age!). We got our drinks and left and a few steps away from the counter my daughter is trying to get my attention. The girl gave the $10 to her! Color me surprised – I told my daughter I hoped she said “Thank you” and that she should go home and add it to her allowance box.

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, One-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    Pleeeaaasssseeee!?!?!?!?! Oh yeah, and don’t mind that thing that looks like a video camera that I’ll be bringing with me – okay? Wink

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, One-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    I wondered what that hole in my life was. Tongue out

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    You disappear for months and when you come back you say something like “I still have to deal with the ape” and leave it at that?!?!?!? WTF?!

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    Tongue out

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, One-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    [flickr-photo:id=5069323983,size=m] The quiet guy in the corner, figuring out how to destroy all of you.

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    [flickr-photo:id=5069323983,size=m] The quiet guy in the corner, figuring out how to destroy all of you.

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    just explain everything!!

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    Okay then. Cool

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, One-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    Please stopTongue out

    Only kidding, people can really, sometimes just be genuinly decent and generous given the right mood.

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    beautifully written

    —- Mommy, Can I go out…and kill tonight?

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    I’m not so sure I want to know anymore…. Undecided

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    but I’d probably try them!

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    Sorry, just watched one of the mini Minion movies on the Despicable Me DVD. Tongue out

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    …the shadow of the Earth march across the face of the Moon. This is the first time in over 400 years that a total Lunar eclipse has coincided with the Winter Solstice (in this hemisphere, anyway). Very freaking cool!

    It was chilly outside.

    Now I want some soup. :)

    Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, “that bitch who stole my wallet”… I am known by many names.

    Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

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    I did this one year on Barnes and Noble and Walmart. They both had wishlists. I can’t remember if Best Buy does or not but maybe. I always get books, Hint Hint people who haven’t gotten Ancestor yet! It would make a Great Christmas Present!Smile

    Alexis Tate

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    here in California to see the eclipise. Too bad, wanted to see that.

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    Sometimes I think Minnesota is just to cold.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    I had now idea an eclipse was even happeningYell

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    Unfortunately I had to work today (and have to work tomorrow). I’m very jealous!

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, One-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    I was going to stay up, but ended up falling asleep in the recliner sometime between 11:30 and 12:00; I ended up catching the tail end of it at 2:30 w hen the dog woke me up to go outside…bummer I missed all the good parts.
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    people do things like this just to make someone’s day brighter. Kind of a cool concept.
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    I didn’t even know it was going to happen.

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    might be piqued again…

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    Just cause its worth mentioning again I HATE THE WINTER!

    [flickr-photo:id=5021674230,size=m]~Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue~

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    Why is it that almost every movie I want to watch “instantly” on NetFlix streaming isn’t actually available for the streaming service?!? Seriously, of the last 15 titles I’ve looked up, only one of them was available on the “instant view” service. Armageddon? Nope. Deep Impact? Forget about it! Space: Above and Beyond? Denied! Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy? Keep fooling yourself kid! Hell, they don’t even have Casablanca available for instant viewing, and that movie came out like a million years ago. Oh, but if I want to watch some crap like Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, well that’s available. The only problem is that I’ve seen that movie once and am still in litigation to get that 90 minutes of my life back.

    I love ya NetFlix, if for no other reason than the fact that you killed the Great Satan that effectively destroyed the “mom & pop” video stores (and by “Great Satan”, I mean to say “Blockbuster”), but come on guys! This is America, where we want what we want and we want it like right freaking now!

    Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, “that bitch who stole my wallet”… I am known by many names.

    Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

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    still out there! Yet again I find your taste in movies and shows to be AWESOME!!!

    [flickr-photo:id=5021674230,size=m]~Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum – Jay-Gu-Ana, owner of the Sala Intrigue~

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    Seriously awesome series, was really pissed they didn’t do the second series.

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    I keep updated wish lists on Amazon and Think Geek all year round. Makes it easier for people.

    Doc

    I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

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    A few years in a row when i was going to New Year’s celebration in The City (San Fran) I paid the bridge toll for the person behind me, too. I told the booth guy to just tell them “Happy New Year” when they came up to pay.

    Never looked back; never tried to claim responsiblity. Just secretly enjoyed making someone’s life just a teensy bit better. :D

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    Of Hitchiker’s Guide…. we were watching it the other day.

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    I believe it actually depends on the movie studio what can be streamed at the moment. If Netflix could have their way, they’ve said several times that they’d rather just stream everything than have to worry about mailing and returning discs.

    It’ll come in time.
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    Gave somebody a ride to and from the gas station tonight.

    Was almost home after a long day and was thinking about nothing more than having that first Sailor Jerry and Coke when I passed a big dualie on the side of the off-ramp with the hazards on. About a hundred yards further I saw a dude walking with a gas can. It hit me too late to stop then, and I started talking myself out of going back the further I went on; “it’s difficult to get back to where you were, it’s all one way…blah, blah, blah”, then logic took over and I realized it’s not about being convenient for you when helping someone, it’s about helping someone first.

    Flipped a bitch right in front of my building, went back, picked the guy up and made sure he got his gas and back to his truck. He seemed legitimately surprised that I stopped but was very grateful.

    I knew I’d feel like a bastard for days if I didn’t stop to help someone with car needs like that after the help I got when I was having issues with my own vehicle.

    That’s how you make the world a better place, boys and girls, one simple act at a time.
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    Had to try out the new function of streaming video for the iPhone app.

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    Ended up getting my iPad. And she got the 64GB wi-fi. I didn’t want the 3G model. I have an iPhone for mobil use.

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    There has been a lack of random in here. I will do my best to fill in. Title courtesy of the captcha.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    Don’t be ridiculous, that show is fantastic, gutted they didn’t do a second series as well. I think it was because I like it. Lots of cool shows that I like get cancelled really quickly, for instance Firefly and Jake 2.0. Anyone else see Jake 2.0? That show was the freaking awesome

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    in one sitting one after another – before it kills you?

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    eye make up in superman IV.. Very ageing – just a thought.

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    and I came up on page 5! It’s a proud day! Cool

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    …those things I’m willing to try. That and Redbull just tastes nasty.

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    I got lectured at dinner last night because I took my 16 year old to see an R-rated movie. 127 hours — no nudity, no sex, only self-inflicted violence (which was pretty intense). I thought it was a great movie and it told an amazing story about this guy’s determination. Geez, my Mom is soooooo sheltered. No cussing around Mom, and we couldn’t say “Puke” either.

    I’m 47 years old and I think that I can decide to take my kid to see whatever movie I think it OK for her. Aaaaaaaaaggggghhhh. Surprised she didn’t try to “ground me”

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    I’m sure your 16 year old has seen worse.

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    that’s just shitty!

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    Friend of Junkies everywhere

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    that necked 1.5 litres of redbull. He didn’t die, but then neither did he sleep for 3 days. Apparently on the 4th he lay on his bed and couldn’t move. In short I imagine quite a lot Smile

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    Don’t have that rating over here. Anyway, wouldn’t worry about it, for instance I’d seen all of Bruce Lee’s movies by the time I was 10 :D

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    I wonder what we will be like when we get to thier age?

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    They always told the guy at the drive-in we’d be asleep by the time the film started. Wrong. Saw “Rosemary’s Baby” when I was four. Made me afraid of priests. I don’t know if it was R rated but saw “Airport” with Dean Martin too. Made me afraid to fly and I always keep my eyes on anyone carrying a briefcase on board. When I was a little older, my mom took me to see, “Saturday Night Fever”, because I liked John Travolta in “Welcome Back, Kotter”. During the scene when the girl held the condoms out to him, I asked,loudly, “What’s she trying to give him, Mommy?” Her reply, “Candy.”

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    They always told the guy at the drive-in we’d be asleep by the time the film started. Wrong. Saw “Rosemary’s Baby” when I was four. Made me afraid of priests. I don’t know if it was R rated but saw “Airport” with Dean Martin too. Made me afraid to fly and I always keep my eyes on anyone carrying a briefcase on board. When I was a little older, my mom took me to see, “Saturday Night Fever”, because I liked John Travolta in “Welcome Back, Kotter”. During the scene when the girl held the condoms out to him, I asked,loudly, “What’s she trying to give him, Mommy?” Her reply, “Candy.”

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    by an adult, I believe. I don’t think you have to be the parent/guardian but maybe you do. NC17 is no children under 17 at all.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    I looked behind and under every thing for about 2 weeks. Scarier the shit out of me. I love that movie.

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    the 1st time I saw An American Werewolf in London. For months I tucked the covers under the mattress around the sides and slid into bed from the top! This way, nothing could come out from under my bed and crawl under the covers with me! Surprised

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    Bananas and peanut butter
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    cuz it doesn’t sound very appetizing… Sealed

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    But the new Doctor Who does.

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    I heard that somewhere before!! In the very first episode when he meets Amy (Amelia) Pond!!

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    Has he got access to the internet? There be some pretty messed up things on that there internet, like this author dude, sigler or someit, stear him away from that shi……. oh sorry, wrong siteTongue out

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    My dad preferred peanut butter and bacon, which sounds like an Elvis specialty.

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    I’ll take a large Salami please.

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    You think they would deliver to Florida?

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    I’m getting tired of the acorns falling on the roof. If the damn tree was easy to get too and not 6 feet around it would be gone.

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    So when men have a wee – do they just take ot the hose? or do they take out the ball sack too?

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    What I really want to know is, why are you asking?

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    It just popped into my head so I thought I’d ask.

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    So along those lines, do woman hover or sit when using a public toilet?

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    On New Years Eve? In Chicago?! Surprised

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    the seat with toilet paper and sit. I’m not good at hovering…

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    We were supposed to get 6 to 8 inches last nite but only got a dusting on top of the freezing rain. I’m not driving today.
    Captcha – many duchards
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    I know the feeling. We went from below freezing in the beginning of the week to close to 80 for the New Year. May have to turn on the AC in the house this weekend.

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    Turns out it was just taking a rest. Now it’s snowing again.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    …and it was! Well, for the most part, it was bloody awful. But one really, really GOOD thing happened to me, which set off a chain reaction and became a whole pile of good things.

    In April, I was in the midst of crippling depression and well on the way to booze-fuelled self-destruction. When I caught myself wondering if the world would maybe be better off without me, I knew I’d hit a dangerous low. So, in an effort to distract myself, I decided to head to Perth for Swancon. I really didn’t want to leave my house and I really couldn’t spare the entry and accommodation money, but I forced myself to go anyway.

    And it was there that I met Scott Sigler – a meeting that, quite literally, altered the course of my life. Anyone who has ever met the FDO will know that the man is charisma personified. You can’t help but listen to what he has to say and he is just so freakin’ passionate when he says it. At the time, I was so messed up that I had lost all passion for life and everything in it. The way Scott talked about his work reminded me that there WAS something I was passionate about. Writing.

    Did I run straight out and pen a best-selling novel? Nope, but that’s beside the point. I was SO FUCKING INSPIRED by this man, that I felt compelled to check out his website…where I met some of the most amazing people I have ever had the good fortune to know. A few months later, some Junkies (I still don’t know who) organised for me to get a surprise gift in the mail and I began to realise the world *wasn’t* the dark, cruel place I thought it was. I also signed up to Twitter (to follow Scott), where I discovered a whole lot of Aussies who have since become firm friends; some of them in real life.

    Since then, the universe has continued to throw shit at me. Actually, the past few months have been frikkin’ HORRIBLE! But these days, I have a support network to make me smile when I’m down. I’ve never had that before and let me tell you… it makes ALL the difference.

    You’ll have to excuse me for getting all sentimental, but New Year is one of those times when you find yourself evaluating your life. I posted this message for three reasons:

    One – because depression and suicide are rarely acknowledged and talked about openly. And they should be.
    Two – because I want my fellow Junkies to know how grateful I am for their kindness and how much their friendship means to me. Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart.

    Three – and most importantly – I want to say THANK YOU to Scott. This is going to sound melodramatic, but you may have actually saved my life. I will never be able to adequately repay you for that, but please know that meeting you will always occupy a special place in my heart. Your passion is infectious (no pun intended) and the online community you have built is second to none. I don’t know why you ever decided to talk to this self-destructive drunk, so alienated from society that she’d lost all social skills…but I am so very glad you did. Thank you, my friend. A thousand times, thank you.

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    to hear that things have turned around for you. And things will get much much better. There are alot of people out there that care for you, just keep your head held high and say Fuck off world, you cant get me. So Thanks to you for being my friend also. And a big Thanks to the Sigler man for creating this comuinity.

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    you decided to go to Swancon. I’m thankful that you met Scott and that he had such a profound impact on you. I’m very happy that you found your way to this website and to us. And I’m blessed to be able to call you my friend. I’m blessed to be able to call all of you my friends. I’ve gotten more support and advise from some of you – you know who you are – than I have my friends IRL, and for that, I will be forever thankful. I wish I was able to go to SiglerFest so I could meet you all finally and thank you in person, but I guess this will have to do for now.

    All my love and all the best in 2011!

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    I’m sitting here reading this and crying all over my keys. I’m so glad that we all have each other when times are tough and I’m glad that things are turning around for you.

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    but we love you for it! Your tweets make me laugh everyday and I’m honoured to be your friend. Kiss

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    you RAWK!

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    …I can say it better then what already been said. I am very glad to count you among my friends. I have found that talk more with my junkie friends then the ones that I have the opportunity to see weekly. We love you too Del

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    it was sunny and 50 degrees for the rest of the day, which IS tropical for December in Chicago. But that was yesterday. Today it’s 17! Go figure…

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    I didn’t mean to make anyone cry! On the contrary, I wanted you to all to feel proud and special. ‘Coz you are. *hug*

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    You end up with friends scattered all around the world! I do hope I get to meet you all in person one day, but if I don’t, I’m glad I’ll still get to hang out with you online. Love you to bits, Bella. x

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    Such a shame, me saving all these lives, when I’m going to kill you all very, very soon.

    Happy to have you around, Del.

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    It’s so much easier to say “Fuck Off World” when I know mah homies have got my back. Smoochies x

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    Sometimes living in my timezone is frustrating, but sometimes it’s freakin’ brilliant…like when I wake up in the morning to find American junkies have blurted all over my Twitter feed and I get to start the day laughing my arse off. Or when I’m alone and miserable in the middle of the night and you guys are all early-morning bouncy and happy. And YOU, m’dear, are generally the main offender! You’re an amazing woman and I’m so lucky to have you in my life. Love you to bits. x

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    I’m so very isolated where I live and I don’t have any real friends nearby. My best friend passed away a while ago and all my other mates live interstate. As the Twitter crew would know, I even stayed in a long-term relationship with a man who treated me badly, mostly because I was scared of being completely alone! I am no longer in that relationship and I don’t feel alone at all, thanks entirely to you guys. I know it sounds crazy that meeting an author and finding a website could be so life-altering, but it had a tremendous ripple effect throughout all aspects of my life. Junkies rock x

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    And I look forward to you slaughtering me in my sleep (or in a back alley, or on a football field, or on some far-off planet…)
    Thanks, Scott x

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    Now you’ve done it, Del. You’ve given me the excuse to tell you that Shadygirl and I would give you the biggest hugs possible if we were just in the same place (without violating our marriage vows, of course). You’re at the top of the heap when it comes to awesome and cool! Glad to hear you know you’re not allowed to destroy yourself; only the FDO can do that. in the meantime, we love hanging out with you here, on twitter, on the vid chat, and can’t wait to get together with you some day to deliver the hugs. As long as you don’t go overboard, a case of tinnies for you. We’ll enjoy them with you the next time we see you on the picture phone. You rawk woman!

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    but won’t we all be in one place then and spend our time in the after life as one big junkie family?

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    But wanted to put in my 2 cents — Del I’m so glad you shared your story, I’m sure there are others out there also looking for something to help bring passion back into their lives. And all the other junkies, I thank you too for being here when times are bad to cheer me up and always give me a laugh and a place to vent. I’m going to finally be able to meet some more of you at SiglerFest and Dragon*Con this year. And I bet we can get some of our nerd-brothers to set up a video feed so that we can share with those of you stuck in other places.

    Junkie Love to you all and a Happy New Year in 2011!

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    And she probably has seen worse on regular TV or cable….It’s not like I took her to see SAW!

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    You and your lovely wife are two of my favourite people in the whole wide world. Sometimes it’s hard to believe I’ve only known you for a few months and even harder to believe I’ve never actually met you! Feels like I’ve known you forever. You two are such an inspiration to me – as individuals and as a couple. I love you both so much and look forward to the day when I finally get to squeeze you in person. xxx

    PS. No promises on the whole ‘don’t go overboard with the tinnies’ thing. :p

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    Love you, Shady. *squish*

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    I promise

    x

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    I guess lots of layers just in case!

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    Do they bury people with their braces on?

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    That’s what it smells like anyway.

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    I know for a fact that the people here are life savers. I should have been in the ground a loong time ago, but because of the love and support and (mostly) prayers from Junkies all over the world, I’m still here. Modern medical minds can’t explain it, but I can. It’s because I’m infected (pun intended) Sigleritus.

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    But want to add my own piece of agreement to what everyone else is saying. First off-Del, you really are an amazing and wonderfully strong woman. I cannot tell you how much respect I have for you and what you have accomplished and overcome. I am so blessed to know you. Second-I have to echo a lot of sentiment on here. About a year ago I would have said I don’t really have any friends. Now I can barely count you all! And I defy people who question the kind of friendship I can have with people I’ve only met once or with people I have never met IRL (insert the names here of every Junkie on my Twitter list and everyone I’ve ever talked with, shared with, comforted or received comfort from – I hope you all know who you are because you all mean so very much to me). And last, but not least-what better place to find all this in? Scott and A are both so amazing. The concern and caring and extra measures Scott will go to for his fans and overwhelming and awe-inspiring. And I never would have thought to be lucky enough to find a friend like A! I don’t know what I may have done in a past life to deserve all of you, but it must have been *really* good! =D

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, One-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    did someone just sneak into your house and feed your dog ?

    oops…. I pooped

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    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, One-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    I missed this somehow, but just now read it. I’m sitting here at work waiting to go home to my pot roast but had to stick around to reply to this.

    Del, I’m glad you met Scott, too, and I’m glad you joined our little happily dysfunctional community. At the risk of sounding repetitive, you nailed it right on the head – this is the best damn group of disconnected malcontents I’ve had the privilege of meeting in the global village. I just came here for the inanity, but these great folks helped me through some tough times when my grandmother passed away and my mother had a stroke. I’ve seen countless examples of selfless love shared by and among all of us junkies, and it makes me proud to be among your number.

    I’m really looking forward to meeting all my junkie friends; if not this year at SiglerFest, then hopefully someday soon. In the meantime, thank goodness for the world wide web, the internet and chat roulette. Wait, I mean tokbox. yeah, tokbox!

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    I haven’t been around as much lately, definitely not as much as I’ve wanted to due to life, school, work, and now, most recently, my current troubles (you special junkies know my current pain).

    I really can’t add much more to the discussion other than to say that we all love ya Del… you are an amazing and cool person and I’m very glad that we can all be here for each other at least via the wonders of the web… even if we can’t be here in reality. This community and the camaraderie and cohesion that the FDO builds around him is utterly amazing. I’m so happy that this community and our select group of wonderful Junkies (and of course the CBBC) has helped you in your time of need. If only everyone could find this type of support structure in their own time of need.

    I know it has helped me in my down times and I also know that it’ll help me weather and survive my current pain as well. You guys and gals are all top-notch in my book!

    Thank you Del for articulating what we all feel… we all love ya chick!

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    decomposition and all that, or do you mean suit braces? Or leg braces? I’m assuming you meant the orthodontic kind.

    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren and CBBC Tigress

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    Not the monkeys. Now the dreams will start again.
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    But it must have been wearing boots and I couldn’t stand the noise. I banished it to the quiet room. Aaahhh…blissful silence once more.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    Is going to be a ruse to gather as many in one place to wipe us out efficiently? Will there be KoolAid and Reboks for everyone? I wear a Ladies 8.5 Medium. And don’t like Grape.

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    I have been sick as a dog for more than a week and finally got to the doc’s Tueday. Bronchitis plus ear infection. Today is first day out of bed since Sunday. (Had to get up for that Browns game) Go Steelers!

    The over/under is 6 episodes of bronchitis (going based on last year’s total)… ugh, can I just get put in an iron lung now?

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    Hope that you feel better soon.

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    for the New Year? I sort of gave up on EA Active 2 after 30 days since it was repetitive and didn’t really get my heart rate up. I cursed more doing that than any other video game I “play”. I’m going back to Turbo Jam on Monday but I’ve had those quite awhile. Need to lose about ten pounds of holiday indulgence.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    when the snow and ice receed. There’s a good hill on the edge of town with a lot of trails but it’s very muddy until then and probably has three feet of snow now. Also, need to take some pepper spray in case I run into a mountain lion, bobcat, black bear, or aggressive deer.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    I really hope you start to feel better soon x

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    Pongo’s doing some merc work these days, and I can cut you a pretty solid deal on the classes.
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    Can’t really see the benefit of removing them during the embalming process.
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    I dunno why I didn’t think of this before. I used to work in a funeral home and know a funeral director. (Truth!) I’ll ask him.

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    How does one “forget” they worked in a house of dead bodies?! :-p
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    In your darkest hours, it always seems that you find who the people are that you can really count on are.

    I went through some business a few years ago and because of it am *proud* to call certain people friends and feel blessed, be it divine hand or random chance, that I can call these people friend.

    We’re here for you, Del, whatever the reason may be. :-)
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    …lost your taste for necrophilia?

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    I’ve had a lot of gross jobs, *shrugs* you get used to it. I started in surgical pathology, then was a medic for a private ambulance serice (Which was based out of the basement of the aforementioned funeral home. Long story.) I worked as an operating room tech at an ambulatory surgical center and also in the Labor & Delivery ORs at the hospital. It’s been awhile since I thought about the funeral home. I just forgot I still had access to that info. Tongue out

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    I’m also late to this thread, but wanted to thank you, Del, for your post. It’s always neat to hear the impact Scott’s works have had on people. While I haven’t been able to post much lately, I do enjoy lurking in on the amusing banter between you all and seeing the camaraderie and friendshi grow between all you lovely junkies. Big, long distance, junkie hugs!
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    Bad bronchitis!!

    Hope you are feeling better soon, Beth! Crossing my fingers for an “under” year.
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    from my friend the funeral director.

    ME: This question came up during a random conversation with friends. Do they bury people with their braces on?

    HIM: On their teeth? Sure. You have interesting friends….

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    You could have asked if he had any spare parts?

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    the smell gets to ya after a while…

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    I gotta know if I’m on top of Shady again!!!!

    Giggity!

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    Under the active forums box. Yes by 50 CH

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    Did I mention I was drinkin’ last night?
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    Shadygirl sandwich?

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    Means that one or more of the cats haven gone fucking bats nuts crazy. Two of them where having a nock down drag out fight under the bed.

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    Looks like Pondy ahs been busy! Thanks for all the well wishes. Definitely feeling better.

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    but the sound of JP racking a shotgun, on the other hand, is not one I wish to hear. ;-)
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    didn’t realize they made that for scatter rifles.
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    I’ll have to think of some more.. like do they take out thier gold fillings or gold teeth?

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    …we’re pretty fucked up.
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    removing anything artificial such as artificial joints, breast implants, plates, screws, dentures, gold teeth, etc. would only be at the family’s request.

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    The currency I have from the Great Nation of South Central Transenbania is indeed valid and accepted in most countries and is backed in mudcakes and hardboiled yak embryos.

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    You don’t have to rack it if you keep on in the chamber. By the time you hear the shot you have lead poisoning.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    I am soooo very lucky to have you all in my life. You rock my world. xxx

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    I always keep one in the chamber. In this case though, I don’t even need the shotgun. It can sit there, all lazy, like it doesn’t care, and watch what happens. (Muaaaaahhhahahahahahaaaaaa…)

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    Jennifer Connelly so hot you want to go all caveman (or cavewomen) on her??

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    If by, ‘go all caveman on her’ you mean:

    1) get rock
    2) bash her on head with rock
    3) drag back to cave (by arms not legs )
    4) have neanderthal (though personally I prefer Cro-Magnon, it just sounds classier) way with her

    then yes. Though you could say that for a lot of women.

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    to go off on a tangent in school. But I spun out on the learning curve, plunged down the cliff and crashed on the pointy rocks of certain knowledge. One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    I vaguely remember someone talking about signs and cosigns….

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    It was the cosigns that caused all the trouble.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    That is all.

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    Is it farther to work or by bus?

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    I consider her to be a level of beauty that is in a class all of it’s own. That woman is…I mean she…

    GOT’DAMN!!!

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    about her!!

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    they cancelled school again for tomorrow, the kids are making me crazy!! (We have the 12 yo,plus 26 yo and hubby and their 6 yo and 2 yo living here for more than a year!) I can’t get any work done because of constant noise, screaming, fighting, piano playing, more screaming… and then the 6 yo invites a friend over for a play date!! Gaaaa! I finally got out of the house and walked a mile each way (with the Big guy) to Waffle House. Mmmmmm… And the liquor store was open on the way back. So that was better.
    Oh and by the way, the bank turned us down for a re-fi and is going to start foreclosure on the house. Yippee! I’m goign to try to do a short sale, but frankly I don’t give a rat’s patootie and just want to go get a 2 bedroom apartment where I can get some peace and QUIET!
    OK, better now… just had to get that out. Thanks

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    …did that to all of his dates? :D

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    Hope everything works out.

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    married couple’s code?! o.O

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    The crap that the banks are pulling proves that these people have no sense of reality! Yet they get to keep giving loanes to people then take there homes and do it all over again and get even richer! I say hose them down with gas then light a match!
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    – Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    Aw that sucks ass monkeys. Hope it picks up for you soon.

    – Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    Hope everything works out for the best.

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    We just started a new year, soo things will be great in 2011, and if not the Liquor store is always there. LOL[flickr-photo:id=5037197887,size=m] Wolfpack Quarterback

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    A little Junkie support does help, mentally at least. Yes, Bank of America is the devil. they took the bailout money, but refuse to re-fi people who qualify for the program. At least that’s my opinion. Seems like a bad idea to keep foreclosing on properties that you then have to sell (probably at a loss), but I’m no finance expert.
    I’m looking at rental houses and honest to god, I can get my SAME house in my neighborhood as a rental for $1500 less than my mortgage payment. No brainer. We’ll be OK, if we survive being snowed in together… no signs of a thaw. But the liquor store is within walking distance!
    Junkies RAWK! Ihope to see you all in Baltimore or Atlanta for Dragon*Con.
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    That really sucks. I really hope everything works out ok for you all.
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    GFL Training Camp (you have to survive the combine first) on Xbox with the kinect and The Road Warrior (driving, shooting, & sharing tins of dog food with your pup). I want to be Toe Cutter.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    But we had Mexican for lunch… I’m losing my sense of smell? Maybe a small stroke, and if so why couldn’t I temporarily lose my hearing too?
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    they have the NFL training camp for Wii that looks promising, but not life-threatening. At least it’s a start.
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    Beer steins made of Rams’ horns? Har har har… I crack me up
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    As long as you don’t smell burnt toast. Apparantly burnt toast means a stroke. I don’t know how true that is?!
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    Because one of the kids had burnt the microwave popcorn. god I hate that smell…
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    But you’re right. That’s a bad smell to clear… The worst smell was my hair the other week when I leant over the cooker to check my curry (whilst very very very drunk) and Woof! Burnt Hair and eyebrows. Now That’s a bad smell.
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    I’m almost afraid to try it since I hate EA Active 2. On the GFL one, they would have to have some straps that could register strength with the game because in the Quarterback trials, I believe you must be tied to a chair. Then someone sets the house on fire to see how you’ll withstand the stress of the Upper Tiers.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    I lift things up and put them down.

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    I’ve got some new socks!

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    Head Coach, Wabash Wolfpack

    Husband of Susan,

    Friend of Junkies everywhere

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    did you have to draw in your eyebrows?
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    …more then likely a lighter and a magic bubbler. :)

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    Maybe that’s why they don’t let crazy people design video games!

    oops…. I pooped

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    That’s awful news. Sending you good luck squishes. Hope it works out xxx

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    I think I passed out before I got that far. I am such a cheap date, 2 Jack Daniels and I’m a hammered! Any more than that, then queue the falling over passing and out. Very amusing for everyone else, a little embarrassing for me. Embarassed

    I’ve still got the bruises from Christmas eve!

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    A little part has never grown back! What I don’t understand is – why didn’t my eyelashes go up too?!

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    Girl, you need to work on your tolerance level! How are you going to participate long-distance in Getting Pisses at SiglerFest? And maybe be sitting in a comfy chair in case you pass out.
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    I think I might actually die if I try to keep up Undecided
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    “If I had gills and could breath underwater, I would be a fffiiiisssshhhh…” (Ryan Stiles)

    “If I wore clothes so tight I could not speak it would be a thong!” (Ryan Stiles)

    I love APC’s, so crunchy!!!

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    “If I had gills and could breath underwater, I would be a fffiiiisssshhhh…” (Ryan Stiles)

    “If I wore clothes so tight I could not speak it would be a thong!” (Ryan Stiles)

    I love APC’s, so crunchy!!!

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    “If I had gills and could breath underwater, I would be a fffiiiisssshhhh…” (Ryan Stiles)

    “If I wore clothes so tight I could not speak it would be a thong!” (Ryan Stiles)

    I love APC’s, so crunchy!!!

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    I didn’t mean to post that 3 times

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    …dedicated to?

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    Bout something else.

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    So I looked it up… they are doing a US version on Showtime (which is a pay channel I don’t get) and Netflix doesn’t have it on Instant View, so I have the DVD at the top of the list on the mail queue…. sounds like fun. Thanks!
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    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    With rum and ice-cream in it. Hell, it ain’t ever going to be bikini weather here.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    Not only will you build your alcohol tolerance, you will be pissed for lengthy periods of time. Win/win!

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    …but I cringe whenever I hear the words “US version”, especially when it involves British shows. I’m sure US versions are ok as stand-alone programs, but if you want the true experience, always choose the original UK version!

    PS. Shameless is Teh Awesome. So is Skins.

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    which you haven’t truly experienced until you hear it in the original Klingon.
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    There have been some successful ones but not really any great ones.
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    several years ago when I still had roommates, one of them got loaded one night and at about 2:30 in the morning popped a frozen pizza in the oven. Then passed out.

    Fast forward to about 8:30 in the morning when someone woke up to the smell and took it out of the oven.
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    I may miss some of the humor (humour) but I love the Brittish comedies and mystery series. Just got started on Touch of Frost…
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    Gutter Sistren fo sho!
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  • Random the cat finally earned his keep last month. He was the early warning system that detected the squirrels in the attic. We thought he had just gone crazy for a few days, until we heard them too….
  • Said squirrels have been moved and the entrances to the attic have been sealed. Ocuh on my wallet for that fix.
  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC. The Patchman – get your DOMREC patches from me! UNdead Knight!
  • King Vampire of Vampire Corp for Sigler (VC4S)! Pusher once, and now Pusher twice.
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  • Life happens. Went for a vacation, came back and the dentist started work on a filling under my one bridge…..
  • He pulled the bridge
  • Then he looked at the tooth he was going to fill……
  • Then he pulled the tooth…..
  • and put in a stainless steel implant.
  • 4 months later, a new bridge goes in.
  • and my wallet is still bleeding……
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    I grew up watching that. See also: Inspector Morse, Taggart, Cracker, Midsomer Murders…too many to name. Nobody does murder mystery like the Brits!

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    I’m sure this won’t be cheap! Maybe I can just send the cat up there to take care of it.
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    A la the FDO?
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    Also LOVE the Jeeves & Wooster, Campion, Brother Cadfael, etc. I’ll look up Taggart, that another new one to me
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  • The guy who came told us it was multiple squirrels from the evidence and I’m not sure the at was up to that many. It’s over now. But my wallet is still bleeding….
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  • And yes that hurt for days. Vikoden was the drug they gave me, but that makes me dizzy.
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  • We refinanced the house ($300 a month lower payments)
  • paid off the one car (we now own both outright).
  • The whole dental thing
  • the squirrels.
  • Did I mention that my underwater scooter exploded in my hands!? Scared the cat out of one of his lives.
  • Just before the vacation that we went on, one of the guys at work committed suicide (one of the 8 on my team) We are getting a replacement (hired from the outside) on Monday. But still working longer hours to help cover…..
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    When ‘The Office’ went over the pond, it just didn’t work. It just wasn’t funny.

    The uk Shameless will make you laught / cry and you WON’T believe some of the things they say and do.

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    where you can see some of the clips – enjoy! Tongue out

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    Wire in the blood, Silent Witness, The Fixer, Cold Blood, Downtown Abbey, Trial and Retribution, and Gavin & Stacey, ooh and this just for a laugh if you like Verne Troyer.. click here.. and . Click here
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    …was the US version of the Australian comedy, ‘Kath & Kim’. For the life of me, I can’t understand why America chose to copy it! I doubt anyone else in the world (except the Kiwis and maybe English ‘chavs’) would be able to understand the humour. The sole purpose of the show is the take the piss out of Australian accents, Australian lifestyles and Australian ‘bogan’ culture. Unless you have intimate knowledge of all those things, you will NOT find that show funny.

    Another horrendous US remake was one of my all-time favourite shows – Life on Mars. They stole the very essence of the show and turned it into something else completely! If any US peeps watched Life on Mars and were intrigued by the concept, I’d urge you to watch the UK original. Soooooo much better.

    Have to admit, I’m very concerned about what American network influence is going to mean for another of my all-time favourite shows, Torchwood.

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    it’s a piss take of Danii Minouge http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6R–fizjxo

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    but they’ve stopped playing it on BBCA! Frown

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    At least you got the re-fi! Sorry about all the other rough stuff. Just went and bought “kindness” traps for the attic… I am NOT going to be the one emptying and trying to rehab the critters. But poison would just cause major stinkage in the house.
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    I get it, it snowed. But my 2-day ship package has been sitting in the Atlanta UPS depot since Tuesday. WTF? the mail has been coming since thursday – surely you can get stuff moving before the USPS!! I want my friggin’ clock.
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    Plus, I got free shipping… but I just want my STUFF
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    a friend of mine saw a musical on Thursday and was so blown away she talked me into going with her this afternoon.

    I cried my freakin’ eyes out.
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    developed an abscess that turned into a root canal and the dentist gave me a prescription for extra strength vicodin. I was popping it like candy it did very little for me.
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    And not by the Falcon’s score.
    We’re going to be moving pretty soon, so the weekend’s project was to clear out the attic. Yesterday wasn’t so bad, but there was plenty of evidence of critters.( Poop) Today, I went in deeper. O.M.G. The poop, the smell… Gag. Then I am pulling out a box that wasn’t sealed 100% and the damn box collapses and everything is on the floor – junk, poop, dead rat. The SMELL! Big Guy cleaned it up, I was stripping off my shirt in the kitchen and puking in the sink. (Sports bra to ensure modesty). The smell lingers. The project was halted until a future date… I may just decide to leave it all — I’m not sure I want anything out of there. Gag!
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    a little bit sick in my mouth Sealed
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    Mine’s in my closet…I thought everybody had one.
    No?
    ….
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    no spiders, right?

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    I don’t like spiders, but I wouldn’t freak about one or even several… but a gaggle of tranantulas wouldn’t come close to the nastiness of that mess. Sorry if I made ya’ll sick.
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    and it’s better than ever!
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    omg. I have food coma. Went to Panera Bread for lunch, pigged out and now I can’t keep my eyes open. Evil nightmares made for restless sleeping last night (wish I could remember them) so it’s just adding to the droopy eye lids.

    Must.Fight.Food.Coma Yell

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    They are right across the street from my Buckhead office. Be sure and get the Rewards card if you go there — you get a discount or free stuff about every 3rd time.
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    awesomeness!
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    I have drive 30+ mikes to get to the nears one.

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    freeze it.
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    …there are several restaurants that I like in that same shopping plaza. Five Guys burgers, a Chinese place. There is also a World of Beer bar. 60-80 taps and 500 different bottles. There is no Bud, Coors or Miller beers.

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    Thanks! I didn’t know they had a rewards program! I’ll need to check into that

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    Didn’t even know it was there. I’ll definitely have to give it a try next time I’m near it.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    Some times I think I have one of those lives. What should have taken an hour is going on 3 and I’m still stuck at work. Comp time here I come.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    a lax buddy of mine suggested the place here in Denver to me a couple of years ago and we went after a pick up game one weekend. Sweet jebus, amazing, amazing burgers.

    World of Beer intrigues me. Tell me more.
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    Wish me luck, y’all!

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    always have been meaning to try it, though.
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    My dad has had both knees done and now he’s back on the dance floor. He says it’s good physical therapy.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    Hope it is a speedy recovery.

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    Good luck, I will have you in my thoughts. :)

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    – Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    Hoping for a swift procedure follwed by an even swifter recovery. We need our coach in the best shape possible before the All-Pro hits!

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    I hate it when my little ones don’t feel well either. Makes a parent feel helpless.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    I just purchased a 2001 copy of EARTHCORE on Amazon for $34.50 in very good condition. I am so stoked to read the original full version.

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    Give the poor little guy a hug from his Aunt MuchAdo. Frown

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    I recall getting a letter in the mail that said I may be part of a class action lawsuit against an insurance company here in Colorado. I thought nothing of it, assuming whatever it was meant that I’d get a check for $4.43 or something similar if the plantiff won their case.

    Apparently, the Quinn party had quite the case and I just got a check for $99.07 in the mail today.

    This certainly does not suck.
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    A small lottery but unexpected income is always a good feeling.
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    and you make a quick recovery.

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    & that you guys don’t catch it too. Sealed
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    I might be facing that soon. Let me know how you get on. I hope you heal fast and you’re back up and around in no time.
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    the day after the Super Bowl.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    Time to do something about that number :(
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    they will be refunding my money. However I’m pretty sure it is the correct book as they listed the publication date as 2001 in their description. Smile

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    I keep looking about once a week looks as if I need to be looking every day.

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    about 4 times a day. I don’t think one will last long once it’s posted so you might need to check more often. I had checked three times that day already but when I got home something told me to check again and there it was. There was one in Canada several months ago but they wanted $145.00 for that one. I was amazed the one I ordered was so cheap. Good luck with finding one. [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m] and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

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    eating only one portion during diner has helped a lot.
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    Stepped on the scales and saw nothing but horror and disappointment, so I’m definitely making a change. I threw that fucking scale out the window. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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    Bionic knee caps, what’s next?
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    My signed sigler collection is getting a special box. I’m trying to be ruthless about getting rid of stuff and I have soooo many books. I’m keeping only a few of the fiction books (unless they are signed) and sthe classic stuff that I prolly collected from high school and college… getting rid of the Bartlett’s quotations — it’s all online now! w00t!
    I hate moving, but I’m starting to really get into throwing out stuff. Lightening the load. Material things are bad… well, except for the big screen TV and the fluffy towels and the mandolin that I haven’t learned to play (yet! I’m going to start working on that)….
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    Get eye lazers!!! Eye lazers!!!
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  • I got a check for $100 even on that one just this month.
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    I really wish you the best of luck
    x
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    Shady’s got my back though ;)

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    maybe next year though ;) If I start saving NOW
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    Don’t know the details, but it had something to do with AmFam overcharging for uninsured motorist prices on their policies.
    Funny thing is I haven’t had AmFam in years, but I guess the time I did use them fell into the timespan for the suit.
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    But have gained about eight back the past year. It would be easier if my feet weren’t falling apart. First bunions, then my ankles, now my arches are swollen. It’s as if they have an expiration date.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    But I don’t recommend an Iraq deployment for a weight lose plan.
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    I don’t have any money and my clothes don’t fit. I either buy clothes I can’t afford or lose weight. I also look fat. Vanity I know but still a powerful motivator. I need to drop about 2 stone. Well, actually I need to drop about 2.5 to 3 stone of fat and put on about a stone of muscle. This is going to be painful but worth it.
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    Do you have a plan? You might find my blog interesting: http://warriorbabeotp.wordpress.com/ I kind of fell off the wagon there for January but after the Super Bowl, time to buckle down again.
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    in like, English measurement (pounds) not that crazy metric shit
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    JK, we’ll get a rental to move the big stuff… gone are the days when our friends could move our stuff in a pick-up truck for beer and pizza. Something about being >45 and having bad backs… I’m so excited about packing and moving. This is weird. I hate moving.
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    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    This is going to be a good year for you.
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    Surgery went well. I’m sore as ell and it hurts like a motherfucker, but, ya know, I bet I could have still played in a Championship game to get my team to the Super Bowl!

    (GO STEELERS!!)

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    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    BOO STEELERS

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    Keeping you in my thoughts for a speedy recovery

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    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    I’m looking forward to Feb. 7 to eat better but since the weather here has improved I’ve been walking my dog at least a half hour every night. That has helped me maintain somewhat. Basically I need to track what I’m eating daily and kick-up the cardio. I like Turbo Jam quite a bit.

    What kills us, doesn’t make us stronger.

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    i’m sure I’ve got some fluff on my desk somewhere, you could have that I suppose.
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    How did you manage to do that? You didn’t try and fit a body in there did you?
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    Welcome back, Wølf!

    Hope your recovery is as speedy as a bedbug at a Sklorno negligee convention!

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    £25 would buy a new basic one now. Crazy huh?!
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    Woke up this morning and couldn’t be assed to suit up for work. So combats, t-shirt and microfleece day instead. still in early enough to watch sunrise though, but only because I get to go home at 3:30 this way. You guys ever get one of those days when before the light even hits your eyeballs (which at 6:30 is really to be expected) that you know it’s going to suck to be in work?

    The real kicker is that I seem to have acquired 2 jobs. Trying to set up a business but there’s no income from that yet so it’s a case of work for someone else then work for free. I need more sleep. Perhaps I should take up caffeine. What are the opinions of junkies on caffeine? I avoid it and only run with green tea. To caffeine or not to caffeine? That is the question…
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    caffieneisgoodIlikecaffienehasanybodygotsomecoffeeredbullcoffeerockstarcoffeemonstercoffeebawlscoffeecoffeecoffee. Oh and BTW, my coworkers and I all enjoy caffienated beverages. coffeecoffeecoffee
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    or sell your body to JP for a night!
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    Nothing was going right, plus there was severe weather alerts all day.

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    is that I mostly can’t stand the taste, unless it’s that really good stuff. I can’t have it though, my wife has forbidden me (I mentioned it to her yesterday). Something to do with my going stupidly hyper when i have caffiene. However, as a great man once said, “COFFEE! MAKE FRIENDS WITH IT!”
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    Lord of the Pounce? (See Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers)
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    current outlook is not good though– Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    married a blonde and had a baby (well the blonde did anyhow)
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    redbullisgoodwithalittlecoffeeinbetweenthensomemoreredbullthenacokethenmoreandmoreandmoreandmoreredbull.
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    but I’m not at all keen on the taste. Or tea for that matter. GottahaveredbullNOW
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    or how about ebay? we but all of our campervan spares from the german ebay site :)

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    not to drop anything on this one?!
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    ‘see you later’ at the end of a conversation when they might not see you for weeks? It’s a strange englishisim
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    is in fact a terrapin called Tina
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    Jeremy Clarkson is forced to listen to chart music! That man cracks me up <see here>>
    I don’t think he’s a fan of Katy Perry then.
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    – Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    that you are a very rare breed
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    Glad to hear you made it out the other end, safe and sound. Hope you have a speedy recovery. x

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    area even though I can see Jeremy hugging a little man it wont play!
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    married a brunette and bought a dog.

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    search for chris moyles and jeremy – it should be on there too :)
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    Here you go Jay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaDUSOl8fFA
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    He just looks funny to me.

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    Could be that they are planning to see them later and it just dosn’t happen. Also it’s better then. I hope you to see you later as long as you don’t die first.

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    Got me EARTHCORE disk back. [flickr-photo:id=5069323983,size=m] The quiet guy in the corner, figuring out how to destroy all of you.

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    some of the faces his guest make when he really gets out there with some comments.
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    it would be “a bit dodgy” to them.
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    When he gets older, he’ll move on to better quality humor.
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    was when he was running across the stage, slipped, and fuckin’ KO’ed himself. I still giggle at that.

    Guy’s a hell of a comedy writer, just a shit performer.
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    see it. I agree on the other part as well.
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    “Bye, I might not see you for weeks” can be kind of depressing depending on who’s saying it.

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    I’m starting to think that my appetite for them is what potentially caused my ulcer that I deal with every now and then (that’s currently giving me hints that it might be flaring back up again…goddammit).
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    I have reflux and that hurts when it flares up. I hope I never have an ulcer.

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    the 2001 iPublish version of EARTHCORE. From the dedication page – “This book is dedicated to the Americans who lost their lives on September 11, 2001. They will never know how deeply their loss affected their fellow Americans, or how we came together as a nation in the wake of their passing.”

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    Nice one!
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    But do remember that I took a +5 for the pleasure of it my little DILF
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    but it’s odd to me. Why not say, bye for now – or talk to you soon, or take care or WHATEVER?!
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    And sells his ‘celebrity’ (scoff) D list photos to the Gossip mags over here. I get to read a lot of those.
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    I promised I’d give them up and I did for about a week. I’m going to try again next week.
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    I just hope you can stay awake long enough to have a lot o fun! Otherwise, JP may be disappointed.

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    And now every thing I put in my mouth seems tangy and fizzy.

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    not doing that in the future. :-p
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    you little devil you!
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    Shadygirl can never disappoint me. There just isn’t a way!

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    I’m sportin’ a shiny new avatar!

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    I like it!
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    Time to start diner. Having chili tonight so need to get it in to the crock-pot.

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    OK, I’ll uh………take your word on that. Smile

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    Ahhh!!! Great minds think…..alike…Good stuff maynerd!!![flickr-photo:id=5037197887,size=m] Wolfpack Quarterback

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    Made the chili a little more spice then intended. I used a little to much of Dave’s Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce in the ground beef. It says to only use a drop and I used three. Mix with water and let it simmer. I forgot to drain the excess and just dumped the whole mixture in to the pot with the beans and tomatoes. It’s not to spice for me but she doesn’t care for real spice food. May have to wait and have chili tomorrow. I might freeze half of this and use it as a starter for next time. Then mix in some more beef, beans and tomatoes. I should have known something was up when the steam coming off the beef was causing me to cough. I have only had this one 5 OZ bottle for going on 6 years and it isn’t even half gone yet. I gave about two 1/2 OZ to go cups of this to a friend one year for the chili for a Superbowl party and warned them that to only use a little in it. They used the whole OZ I gave them. Damn near killed everyone, and the pot they made was about half of what I just made.

    The warning label says ‘Use this product one drop at a time. Keep away from eyes, pets and children. Not for people with heart or respiratory problems.’ Ingredients: red habaneros, hot pepper extract, onions, red chilies, tomato past, salt, cane vinegar, vegetable oil.

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    There’s much, much hotter out there, but Dave’s is a good starting point for things to get interesting.
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    You’ve got to be a special kind of heat mutant to get off on this stuff.
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    My limit is a chicken pathia type of heat. That’s it, game over after that.
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    Undecided

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    In Disney Movies? WHAT?!?!?!?!
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    that you’ve been rolling into a ball for nearly a year now – can you part with it?
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    :)
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    You’ve got to take those into the branch. I mean, you don’t put coins through the ATM, do you?
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    Used to have trouble with most commercial “hot” salsas. Now, I can snort that stuff without flinching.

    I have to get into pepper extracts to really make me pause anymore.
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    What the *uck do you smoke?
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    that and American football
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    and just because it’s a big ashtray, doesn’t mean you have to fill it up before emptying.
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    So don’t wait for me to take my turn Kiss
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    cigarettes, anyway.
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    of turtles you’re talking about ?http://candy.about.com/od/kidfriendlytreats/r/turtles.htm

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    That’s why I posted it. So I could have a good laugh.

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    are on the same page). Hard to forget this weird little youtube sensation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
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    The lifts in work are dodgy as anything. Guy was here last week trying to fix them. Given that he was using a laptop I really did expect it to say, ‘I’m sorry I can’t do that, Dave,’ next time I got in. Then kill me. Happily that didn’t happen. It didn’t quite want to let me back out though as it took me to the top floor, the ground floor, back to the top floor and displayed what has come to be known as it’s death symbol. Incidentally having a lift judder repeatedly when you’re 5 stories up is marginally unnerving (would have been fine if there were some fat people in the lift though – to clarify this comment, when in a lift and it is plummetting to the ground leading to your certain death one of the best things to do is climb on top of fat people. You are basically in a free fall and Professor Gravity doesn’t grade on a curve, on impact the fat person will effectively cushion your fall. You may still be injured but you’ll be alive. Your overweight lifesaver probably not in such good condition. Hey, it’s them or me! Jumping up before you hit the ground is obviously a ridiculous idea doomed to failure). It eventually let me out on the right floor. Question is, do I continue to use that lift in the hope of getting locked in and therefore an extended break from work (which has happened to others over the last couple of weeks), or do I take the stairs which is better for my health?

    What I’m also now wondering is whether or not it would be better to trip the fat person instead of climbing on their shoulders. I think the first.
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    as long as you ride with a fat person or two
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    until the engineer can attempt to fix it again. Intriguingly though a friend has just pointed out that the chances of a fat person being in a lift are high but the lift freefalling is actually quite low, practically zero. Most lift deaths are apparently technicians and vandals. Something about cables, buffers and brakes all having to fail at the same time. She used to have insomnia.
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    To quote the email :

    One IT employee will win a prize package to put on a world-class Super Bowl party. Wear your favorite team jersey on Friday 2/4.”

    Guess which jersey I’ll be wearing. Laughing

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    While it was -15 degrees F. Sitting here while technician works on it. Doesn’t sound like it’s going well.

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    After the third failure in the same winter I broke down and got a new furnace. Then we moved. Sometimes you can’t win, but I hope you come out on the plus side of the equation.
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    just for pleasuring herself!

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    though I dont have to deal with the temps you do, get the dern thing fixed and stay warm….[flickr-photo:id=5037197887,size=m] Wolfpack Quarterback

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    Really, they show this on TV all the time, but this happened about 15 years ago where I was working. The elevator stopped between floor and the doors opened, but the people were still stuck. One guy freaked out and decided to start climbing out… then the elevator dropped down to the floor below. Sort of a cross between smooshing and cutting him in half. With people from the office trying to pull him out. Blood everywhere. I’ll see if I can find the news reports.
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    After spending hours and days and days packing and sorting with very little help from anyone else in the house… I come home last night from a quick dinner to find that the “kids” (26 and 28) had UNPACKED the Wii. Yes, taken it out of a box where I had all the wires and pieces organized and labeled. Um… the Game Cube is still out… and maybe you shouldn’t be playing a game anyway when there’s a f*ckton of work to do. AAAAAAA (channeling of Sam Kineson.. O OOOO)

    Good thing there was booze in the house or there might have been a death. The damb thing BETTER be back in the box with ALL the pieces when I get home from work!
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    My kind of girl! ;-)

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    I’m at the point where I absolutely hate my house. My basement flooded last spring when the sewer system filled up with all ground water from our sump pumps. I had to gut my finished basement and now I get spots of water coming up through the floor from the underground stream. Only good points are I’m only five minutes from work and payments are not much more than my old apartment.

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    Don’t touch the boxes!
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    Gets tased together?
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    a chain.
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    Hope it all works out.

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    …she fucking LOVES it!!! NGE FTW! I still need to take pics of a recent acquisition …well not so recent now. I got a statue of Ayanami sitting in the plug with the top open. No Eva, just the plug. It’s so cool!

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    it’s wrong that I think that’s kind of awesome though isn’t it :( I think it’s like reality TV, it’s so bad that you can’t help but be interested.
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    that was it
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    Selective reading me thinks.
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    and usually on this site. Sometimes twitter too
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    Never meddle in the affairs of parents because they are tender and taste good with ketchup.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    I was thinking about ordering a TARDIS mug. It’s heat activated so when warm liquid is put in the cup the background changes from a snow scence to outer space!

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    It would be hard to get everything done for the move/Super Bowl party if I’m in jail. We have been avoiding each other since Sunday night… I think they probably could tell from the noises upstairs that I was less than pleased… Tread softly, she’s gonna BLOW!
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    There were some pretty truamatized people. In addition to the dead guy… expecially the girl that was also in the elevator with him. Talk about developing a phobia, bet she takes the stairs.
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    ANYTHING can be a weapon.
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    Hadn’t closed that box… I’ll just keep that out in the open and smack my palms a few times while muttering under my breath
    “Packing all day, day in day out, people touching my boxes, people should’nt be touching my boxes… hands off my gawd-dang boxes…”
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    I thought that was something that just happened in the movies. I don’t think I could handle seeing that in real life Frown

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    …missed his floor.

    YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (too soon?)
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    is it wrong that I want one wrapped in barb wire and another with a railroad spike through it?

    I mean, sure, they’d call me crazy now, but when the zombies come, it looks like I’d be one of the few people with their shit together.
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    Not a bad idea to have some handy bats with protrusions when the zombies (or adult children) show up at your door.
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    – Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    Or sense inducing. The most important lesson being, don’t climb out of a stuck lift. This has certainly put me off EVER trying that.
    – Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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    Worked last weekend so this is day 10 of 12 until I get to sleep in. And I plan on kicking my pillow’s ass but it usually wins with a knock out.
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    That will be one of the things that I can do again once the move is over and the household numbers are greatly reduced.
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    Will you have enough room/seating for your Super Bowl party?
    Captcha…..principles medtec…..Really?
    One shot one kill? Please, I don’t have that kind of time.

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    I don’t htink I’ve been as excited about a move since I left home for college. There’s plenty of room for the party, but not much seating. STand or sit on the floor!
    I hate teh new Capchas with the outline of the letters, even harder to read (guess that’s the point)… stupid spammers.
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    One sho