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Pookie is da man

  • Avatar of Shawna Holt

    Listen here Brye Brye pooks is the best memeriable character in the whole book. Well him and Black mister burnes. :P

    Avatar of Margaret/Army Mom Barraza

    Proud Army Mom

    check him out on youtube. He’s Pookie I tell you!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    I have never seen him do dramatic. GREAT comedian. 

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (4000 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Margaret/Army Mom Barraza

    Proud Army Mom

    Absolutely, he would be perfect, I picture Pookie as Bobby Lee, he fits the physical description, and he’s great with accents, great comedic/dramatic talent, let’s sign him up now!!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    but do you think he could pull off the pookster?

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (4000 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Adrian Morris

    loved the twist that the FDO put on it at the end with the chief super. i know so many guys like that and when they find out that i am they kinda eat there words hahaha saying that theres alot of hard cock in nocturnal made me think i was listerning to somthing i shouldnt be somtimes

    Avatar of Margaret/Army Mom Barraza

    Bobby Lee

    Avatar of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    I have to laugh hilariously whenever Pooks brings up Brian(Bryan…?)’s man-crush on him. The 24-hr man-crush hotline. Hahaha!

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."

    Avatar of Barbara Jungbauer

    "with REAL tits"
    What is it with this new generation of plastic tittied barbie dolls?Tastes Like Chicken

    Avatar of Barbara Jungbauer

    "Pooks has that certain something that you don’t read about in the bible"
    May I steal that?  Please?
    Tastes Like Chicken

    Avatar of The Hammer

    [I think, therefore I'm right. -Hugo Rune]

    Avatar of Ricardo Guerrero

    Pookie is one of the best characters I’ve heard in a while. And Scott makes him so much more real with his delivery. Makes me proud to be from Chi-town! Who cares if he sounds like he’s from the NYC, he is the sh!t!

    KAUAIJUNKIE

    Avatar of Brian Hunt

    Id like someone to mention POOK in the starter!

    Avatar of zackmann
    Avatar of Donald Martin

    Cockity Cockity Pussy Fucker
    Shitty Shitty Ass Fucker
    Drippy Cock Drippy Cock
    Dicker Dicker Pricker
    Faggoty Shit breath
    Fuckity Shit Shitter Shitter

    Wallerdad
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    Way to go Bubbah!!!

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    Avatar of JT Manis

    ditto

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    what a wacko
    i do not care what religion he prescribes to, it is all good, just needs to shut his yap and keep it to himself.
    He comes across like a damn nut case, has nothing to do with his religion of choice, has to do with his actions and words,
    we can tell he is off his meds, can’t we…………….

    the voices think his voices need the meds BAD!! (or his handlers need a tighter grip)

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    Avatar of Mc B

    Mc B title question says it all, but if someone should say tom cruise i think i’ll shit myself…………………………………………………………………………….again.

    Avatar of Mc B

    Mc B the character holds a winning hand, and when you think about losing control with his accent look at jack nicholson who has made a career of just inserting himself into a movie being himself now that is out of control

    Avatar of Mc B

    Mc B I know guys like the Pook he is not about old ladies, he’s the guy you find out that he was banging the cute secretary in the capt’s office and never said one word about it, and the hot barmaid in the old stand by gin mill cried for a week when the Pook had to cut the string ( her drug issues ) nah Mags is a good verbal foil for Pooks but believe me Pooks has that certain something that you don’t read about in the bible

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    just plain fun to say

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    * Numbers are the keys that unlock the universe…

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    My girlfriend and I are wondering…. how EXACTLY would the chang bang work? sounds like fun…..
    I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire, and resident lurker on the forums….

    Avatar of zackmann

    Tell me if anyone started a Pookie Chang fan club like maybe on facebook or is better to see if he lives to the end of the book not that that hurt the popularity of Junius Ponds (Did it Mr. Order “Jack Wakes Up” on Amazon.com on March 16,2007).
    You can’t say Pookie Enough.

    Avatar of James Keeling

    Gotta love the Kama Sutra reference too… It’s classic….

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    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    Pookie rocks……………………….

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    * Numbers are the keys that unlock the universe…

    Avatar of Tara Kubba

    When he said that I instantly thought you were going to say something about it.
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    My thoughts this week: Waiting is an essential part of junkie life.
    John Barrowman has amazing teeth and he hugs well good. I love him so much. What a waste.

    Avatar of ogreoregon

    the “Chang Bang”, I couln’t stop laughing, that was so funny
    ..semi inverted angle involving a barstool and a hula hoop.

    Pookie,Pookie, Pookie, natures way of telling us we’re really boring.
    *** I am Renfield to Sigler’s Dracula ***

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    Yeah, I lost control of that one early. Started out Chicago, now it’s its own thing. I tell you guys, I can do one accent at a time! I swear! But bundle them all together, and the shit gets out of control in a hurry.

    Avatar of Benjamin "The BenT One" Clifford

    Pookie’s a swinger. We may not see it on camera, but he’s the cat’s moew in all the dance clubs. Girls can’t resist his blatently obvious comebacks, and the dudes find him oddly attractive… wait, that can’t be right. BUT STILL, Pookie is like Bauto from Ghost in the Shell: he may not be the protagonist, but his kicks so much ass he might as well be. GIT SOME!!!

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    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    there ya go………………..
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    check out PG Holyfields stuff…….

    Murder at Avedon Hill

    http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

    (You don’t want to disappoint the voices)

    Avatar of ogreoregon

    Yeah, that’s it, a daughter, who takes after mom. A real smartass, wise cracking, lovely, bitchy kinda gal, with REAL tits, who captures Pookies heart.

    *** I am Renfield to Sigler’s Dracula ***

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    pookie and maggie, no wait, eyes are watering, pain, pain……….

    the voices are shreeking………………..
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    check out PG Holyfields stuff…….

    Murder at Avedon Hill

    http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

    (You don’t want to disappoint the voices)

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    she knows more than anyone knows

    and Nightcourt, now that was comedy……………..
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    check out PG Holyfields stuff…….

    Murder at Avedon Hill

    http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

    (You don’t want to disappoint the voices)

    Avatar of ogreoregon

    But I feel a special bond with Sargent Maggie, She reminds me of Selma Diamond’s character on Night Court.
    ……. and then there is the part when Pookie told Maggie she had “such a cute little tushy”….
    I can’t wait to hear more, I bet she knows more about this case, and Pookie is gonna drag it out of her.

    *** I am Renfield to Sigler’s Dracula ***

    Avatar of James Keeling

    Now that’s a screwy thought. Pookie falls for Maggie.. and through some screwed up genetic freak of nature with marie’s children is able to have a kid…

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    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    when i first heard this gal, i thought of you, tough old broad, but then she is much much older than you……………………

    the voices are …………..
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    check out PG Holyfields stuff…….

    Murder at Avedon Hill

    http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

    (You don’t want to disappoint the voices)

    Avatar of ogreoregon

    Maggie and Pookie have some good verbal exchanges coming, I can’t wait.

    *** I am Renfield to Sigler’s Dracula ***

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    Cock sucker, cocker, shity shity fuck ass…..
    I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire, and resident lurker on the forums….

    Avatar of James Keeling

    Screw Mr. Biz-nass…. You wanna know something about someone? You ask Da Pooks! “What’d you get your wife for your anniversary?” How the hell does he know that! Tits man! Not titties, not breasts! TITS!

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    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    is in the Rookie, i guess he’ll be around for awhile

    Pooks IS da man

    the voices keep saying that, over and over and over and …
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    It’s all about the Numbers, my friends
    The Math god

    http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    Da pookster is awesome…. he’s got the DNA yo…..
    I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire, and resident lurker on the forums….

    Avatar of ogreoregon

    I can’t wait to hear what he say’s next, he is so…..expressive.

    Avatar of Mc B

    the pook master rocks, the accent is far more reminiscent of Brooklyn or Staten Island but he got it goin on. in my life it seems to me that i may have met one or two like him i see a major player in the future, james bond move over pookster is in da hizzie.

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