This topic contains 175 replies, has 1 voice, and was last updated by Profile photo of Meg Marshall Meg Marshall 4 years, 3 months ago.

Online Humour

Profile photo of Belladonna420

He’s after my booty!!

That’s the funniest part!!! But I could only watch about 2 minutes of it…. Kinda wanted to pull my hair out after that! LOL!!!
____________________________________________
Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
[flickr-photo:id=4725169982,size=m]

Profile photo of GJ

I just do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYEkaCu17gY

Alltogether now! Mango Mango Mango Mango Mango MANGO!!!

Profile photo of sadock

———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Gmork

    The funny..and disturbing. Wonder what goes through the rabbit’s head…“yeah, you wanna mess with me?1 Take this…*hump**hump**hump**hump**hump*”
    ———–
    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Profile photo of athanas

    my house rabbit used to do the same thing to my cat on a fairly regular basis when the cat wouldn’t leave him alone.

    ____________________________________________
    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Profile photo of NeilColquhoun

    This is really cool. Check this guys comics out – tell him who sent ya!

    Something Wonderful –

    http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com/

    Profile photo of Gmork

    Cat gets pwned…prison style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAn2UFXSsgw&feature=player_embedded
    ———–
    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Profile photo of athanas

    in most circles I’ve traveled, that dude would have something awful waiting for him the moment he least expected it.

    ____________________________________________
    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Profile photo of GJ

    as well as the nuts!

    Guestford_junkie

    Profile photo of Louis Schwitzer

    I mean, OMG!

    Profile photo of athanas

    the skateboard was a night touch, though.

    ____________________________________________
    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Profile photo of athanas

    I’m guessing he takes a self inflicted shot to the nuts.

    ____________________________________________
    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Profile photo of sadock

    I’m curious whether he was wearing a cup. Kinda sounded like it. It had to hurt regardless.

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of GJ

    check this bad boy out!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M8xJgQvbvc

    Guestford_junkie

    Profile photo of Kate Cheevers

    That’s what they call “How to make friends and influence people” right? Laughing

    _________________________________________________

    The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

    Profile photo of athanas

    that is awesome! :-D

    ____________________________________________
    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Profile photo of sadock

    http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/helpw3.png

    Kudos to Jeff Moriarty for tweeting it.

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    she way went off the deep end.

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Gmork

    Saw this article on new punctuation marks and thought fondly of sadock Tongue out
    ———–
    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Profile photo of Kate Cheevers

    I think I like your answer even better!

    ___________________________

    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Profile photo of sadock

    Horrible, yes.

    Funny, maybe. Relationships are hard enough without your friends actively sabotaging them. I’d like to know if Streety was ever able to dig his way out of that hole.

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of sadock

    Your response has unique elements that I’ve not seen before. It’s not like there is one right answer to this question. Thank you for taking the time to give a thoughtful reply.

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Meg Marshall

    My friend is planning to get pregnant and recently asked me for parenting advice. I told her my advice would be to NEVER ask for parenting advice! Every parenting experience is different, because every child is different.

    I raised my eldest son in much the same way as Phantom (beautifully said, BTW) is raising her daughter. But none of those rules apply to my youngest son. He has a completely different personality and requires a completely different tactic. Even so, both ‘methods’ have resulted in similar outcomes where it counts the most – my boys are consistently praised, by friends and strangers alike, for their manners, values, work ethic and respect for others. So does that mean I was a fabulous parent? Hell no! I made so many mistakes that it’s genuinely painful for me to look back on some of my failures. In fact, during an emotional DMC with my eldest son last year, I broke down and apologised for everything I ever did wrong and for all the things I couldn’t give them (as a single parent). I will never forget what he said to me …”You were always there when we needed you and I KNOW you would fight to the death for us. That’s more than many kids get. And love is much more important than a PlayStation”.

    The characteristics of a good parent? A few years ago, I would have said honesty, listening skills, patience, etc. But now, looking back on 18 years of parenting, I would say the most important characteristics would be flexibility, instinct and an understanding that while you can guide and encourage your child, you CAN NOT mould them into a shape of your choosing. Instilling good values and ethics is paramount. Attempting to turn them into something they’re not, is futile. And acknowledging that you’re not going to get it right all of the time – or even MOST of the time – is fundamental to personal sanity.

    Profile photo of sadock

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Kate Cheevers

    I don’t know what’s harder – defining a good parent, or coming up with one characteristic that is the most important! I am by no means a wonderful parent. I make tons of mistakes with my daughter and will continue to do so the rest of my life. I do have to be honest and say that I feel I do a better job than many parents I see. Or at least in how I perceive many parents to be based on the behaviour of their children! Although you said one, here are some things I do as a parent that seems to work for us at least:

    When she talks I listen. I stop whatever I am doing and look her in the eyes and give her my full attention. It doesn’t matter what she is saying. She’s a person with valuable thoughts and ideas and deserves to be treated that way.

    If I’m wrong I say so. I get overtired or overstressed and I overreact. And then I apologize. If I yell because she did something wrong I will not take it back. If I yell and it wasn’t something that merited that reaction I tell her I’m sorry. Every time. I hope I’m teaching her that A) even adults make mistakes B) you should never be afraid to say you’re sorry if you make a mistake and C) when I don’t apologize I’m serious and she does take me seriously.

    I never talk down to my daughter or patronize her. I talk to her like I would talk to anyone else. If there is something she doesn’t understand, she’ll ask. Kids are far better than adults that way.

    I let her make decisions wherever possible. I figure it sucks enough as a kid to have someone telling you no all the time about everything. If it is a decision that she can make, why not let her make it! What would you like to wear? What do you want to bring for lunch? What should we have for dinner? There are too many things she will not be able to have a say in why do I want to fight over something silly that doesn’t matter in the end. And if she knows she can have her way sometimes we don’t have to fight so much when she can’t.

    I try to be silly, whenever possible. I want to come down to her level, both to unleash my inner child (which is good for me and keeps that stress/tired thing in check), and to show her I’m not this monster always nagging her or riding her. I am her mother first and her friend second, but I can be both. One of my favorite memories is the day I ran all over the house with her playing “Super Grover” with a bed sheet pinned around my neck, flying around making funny noises. Or the squirt gun fight we had tearing through the house like crazy people. We soaked each other, the doors, the walls, the furniture, the tv… (Note: squirt-gun fights really should be outdoor events!)

    That was tough! But they are all things I think are important. I’m not sure how any of the above explains why she is so well-behaved and has such excellent manners (apart from my rigid insistence that it not be otherwise), but the thing I get the most compliments on are in regards to her manners and public behaviour. That is, coincidentally, the thing I have against other parents. Too many kids are undisciplined brats. Although she can be just like any other 7 year old in my house, in public she is gold.

    ___________________________

    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Profile photo of Eric Parker

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMHidjDB_Uk

    most horrible and funny thing EVER

    Profile photo of sadock

    of a good/successful parent is? I am assuming that all parents love their children. I know it’s not necessarily true, but let’s say it is for the purposes of this query.

    I’ve heard various answers. I’m curious to hear what yours is.

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of sadock

    I *did* like that they included the latter behaviour/reaction of the mother at the end of the video. That certainly mitigated how I felt about her.

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Kate Cheevers

    It’s all in how you choose to handle them! As long as you can keep a sense of humour (and remember to choose your battles wisely), there’s nothing to it!

    (That’s not saying I’m not occasionally jealous of my sisters downstairs door that locks from the outside though…)

    ___________________________

    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Profile photo of Gmork

    The amusing part *is* the practical joke. Not averse to that at all. In fact the sheer amount of dedication to the joke is admirable! What I am averse to…kids with no clue what their parents are going through.

    It does appear, however that the mom did completely overreact. I think my reaction would have been closer to his father’s.
    ———–
    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Profile photo of sadock

    You have to admit that she did overreact, just a *bit*……

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Gmork

    While amusing, this video serves as birth control for me.

    Profile photo of sadock

    Well, sort of, I guess.

    I flunked English and had to go back for summer school. The teacher realized I was being obstinate/lazy and designed the summer school curriculum around what would work for me and still accomplish the course objectives.

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Eric Parker

    I don’t care what anyone says: frank Herbert’s Dune series just as viable literature as the Joy Luck Club but good luck finding an English teacher to agree with you!

    Profile photo of sadock

    http://www.adultsheepfinder.com got so popular that the New Zealanders had it taken off the web.

    There are still images floating around though: [flickr-photo:id=4543222308,size=m]

    click the photo to enlarge

    This one’s actually worth going to all sizes because the web site designers did that good a job. It was even more fun when you could go to the site and play with the menus and stuff. Check out the subtle digs all over that page.

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of sadock

    Where do you think I learned how to be a Grammar Nazi? It’s from all the Sci Fi & Fantasy that I read. I rarely, if ever, read any other genre. I guess I *might* read some horror if you consider vampires and other supernatural spookies horror, but that’s about it.

    I frequently got D’s in my English classes in high school precisely because of that rigidity you refer to. It wasn’t until college that I aced classes. At that point I could pick what I was interested in.

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Eric Parker

    That could be close to being sacrilege!

    Profile photo of Eric Parker

    Because writing is such a subjective art. I always hated having to learn new ways of writing EVERY year in order to please teachers. I have a similar pet peeve about literary Nazis. If I get more out of Sci fi novel than Shakespeare then I should be allowed to read what I want. I know probably everyone will disagree with me but I hated being told what to read and how I ‘should’ be writing. Might be why I’m an Engineer!

    Profile photo of sadock

    ———————————————————-

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Meg Marshall
    Profile photo of sadock

    If you’re a BtVS fan, this will make you laugh:

    http://www.sfx.co.uk/2010/04/20/scriptease-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-season-one/

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of sadock

    Sometimes I simply do not get y’all’s humour.

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Dave Johnson

    It’s the ludicrousness that makes it funny (at least to me)

    __________________________

    Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

    Profile photo of sadock

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of sadock

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Dave Johnson

    “Knock Knock…”

    “Who’s There?”

    “Jerry the Mute…”

    “Jerry the Mute who?”

    “…………………………………..”

    __________________________

    Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

    Profile photo of Kate Cheevers

    I think you are both all right and alright! Except when you’re wrong, of course!

    ___________________________

    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Profile photo of Dave Johnson

    as the latter would imply that you’re never wrong … and some of the shit that I’ve seen you saying on these pages is just plain wrong wrong wrong gutter brother Wink

    __________________________

    Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

    Profile photo of Dave Johnson

    As opposed to an American English thing

    (no I’m not going to get all protective about the language as some Englishmen do that would be pointless as we stole and bastardised about a dozen languages to get where we are to start with)

    The form alright as a one-word spelling of the phrase all right in all of its senses probably arose by analogy with such words asalready and altogether. Although alright is a common spelling in written dialogue and in other types of informal writing, all right is used in more formal, edited writing.

    from the Oxford English Dictionary

    So maybe this may assuage your distaste for such usage of alright or not but either way you don’t have to worry .

    My personal anathema is for aks instead of ask. an axe is for chopping fucking wood and not the proposal of an enquiry that would demand a response!

    __________________________

    Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

    Profile photo of Dave Johnson

    But my mrs does proof reading and she loved this.

    I was more easily entertained by the adverts on the site

    “Macbook: It’s like owning a fucking Transformer”

    “Real bears wipe with SCOTT. Charmin Ultra couldn’t handle the shit of a REAL bear.”

    __________________________

    Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

    Profile photo of sadock

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of sadock

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of sadock

    ……the first time. I was sucked in until the very end where you were like “Psych! Just kidding, this shit is funny.”

    Love the CYA post. And totally agree about the yelling.

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Jason Williamson

    And again, I am kidding! I really don’t want anyone to think Im not laughing with them! I have been missunderstood before!

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Profile photo of Jason Williamson

    Sorry but I don’t really find any humour in this “Im better then you because I can correct you” crap.

    And here is why, I got straight A’s in all my classes except in English because I honestly could not understand and keep track of all the rules and failed or got D- grades out of mercy. I was forced to spend hours after school going over “simple” things and spending even more time after that with tutors. I have struggled my entire life with spelling and grammar and I have learned to ignore most peoples comments and rely on my memory of reading certain words or sentences in order to get them correct. I even had a teacher call me a liar my senior year because I can speak with proper grammar and therefore should be able to write with it and could not.

    And one of my biggest pet peeves is people that say “stop yelling at me” when someone uses all caps. They are capital letters and thats all, yelling is defined by the raising of ones voice. You have to actually speak to a person for that to happen!!

    Just kidding! This is funny as hell, but everything I wrote above is true!

    Jayguana

    Profile photo of Kate Cheevers

    I just couldn’t refrain from doing it!

    ___________________________

    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Profile photo of Kate Cheevers

    ___________________________

    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Profile photo of Gmork

    I am confident enough to admit when I have been bested by spelling and ‘definately’ was definitely up there high on the list.

    Profile photo of Dave Johnson

    posibly one of the funniest things ever … Robin Williams was on telly in the background and me and the mrs put it in mute so we could read out quotes from this fuckin awesome website… please enjoy it as much as we did … thank you sadock this has cheered me up no end today Laughing

    ps the half hour that I posted above was clearly a massive underestimation

    Profile photo of Dave Johnson
    Profile photo of Dave Johnson

    Love the adverts after the grammer nazi thread actually started crying… that really made my day thanks

    Profile photo of sadock

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Jason Williamson

    Proving the point once again, you dont have to out run the zombies just the person next to you.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Profile photo of Kate Cheevers

    “alot” is definately one of my pet peeves! (Ha *definitely* ha) Please don’t let Gmork beat me now. Embarassed

    ___________________________

    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Profile photo of sadock

    Check it out Grammar Nazis: I know you don’t care Alot

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
  • Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    but here’s a link to all things zombie and bacon per thinkgeek. some pretty neat stuff. wish the RC zombie wasn’t sold out

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/zombies/?cpg=cj

    Profile photo of Kate Cheevers

    Where’s the love?

    ___________________________

    Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

    Profile photo of Belladonna420

    Do they make one that says “boyfriend”?!?!?!? LOL!!

    ____________________________________________

    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Profile photo of sadock

    Most would slap a guy for giving them that. Awesome, geeky, zombie loving women are one in a million. Le sigh.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    of digging around to find it, but it’s out there

    Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    this is perfect for the office break room.

    thanks

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Aww! That’s so sweet. xD

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    but that doesn’t mean you shoud go at it alone

    [flickr-photo:id=4475141172,size=m]

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    [flickr-photo:id=4474366001,size=m]

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    [flickr-photo:id=4474366027,size=m]

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    [flickr-photo:id=4475141190,size=m]

    crossing off the girlfriend bit and scribbling wife over of course ;-)

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    love me some zombie humor…in fact, i think i’ll add a few more

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Thanks for that Bob. That was awesome. Especially the food pyramid one.

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    [flickr-photo:id=4469820106,size=m]

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    [flickr-photo:id=4469040967,size=m]

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    [flickr-photo:id=4469820092,size=m]

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    I was led to this from here, but oh well. Birdemic! It’s FAILWIN! Seriously – ROFL.

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    No way. That’s awesome.

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    who better to play the role

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Gmork

    …but William Shatner is going to play the role of the father. Brilliant.

    Here’s one article outling the announcement.
    __________
    I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker

    Profile photo of Shirley Bruce

    Sh* my Dad says. I follow him on twitter too. Some of the things are just too funny. I heard they were thinking of doing a sitcom.

    [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m] and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

    Profile photo of Thomas Reed
    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    ;P

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of sadock

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Spent hours when I first fan’d it just going through statuses. xD

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Beth_Ailis

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616]

    Profile photo of Beth_Ailis

    A sampling:

    “iPad? Sounds like Apple’s gone into women’s hygeine.”

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sht-my-Dad-Says/201673879514?ref=nf&v=wall

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616]

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    very nice

    Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    so much so I had to pass it along.

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    A cartoon to celebrate. Don’t forget to read the pop up. I thought it was the funniest part of it. xD

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    And since it’s easier, I’m just linking them. :P

    http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jlv0111l.jpg Pessimistic, but it got a giggle out of me.

    http://www.weblogcartoons.com/cb/how-to-glue-wood.gif The cartoon says it best. xD

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Beth_Ailis

    Thanks for the link. :-)

    Profile photo of Dave Johnson

    Gotta love the sage!

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Ah, I missed this thread. Just what I needed at the moment.

    Anybody here read the Sarcastic Sage? Fantastic advice. :P

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of sadock

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

    Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    I don’t think I would want it.

    here is madtv’s version of the iPad.

    MadTv iPad

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Beth_Ailis

    and can turn into Bitchy when things turn sour…. Sort of a continu-um (no idea how to spell that). And just be careful that the fiesty one doesn’t have a reason to turn on you!

    Speaking as a fiesty/bitchy one

    Profile photo of Beth_Ailis

    I already have the iTouch, guess I don’t need an iPad now.

    Profile photo of Beth_Ailis

    Knows how easily bored you men get…

    Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    this one is hilarous.

    Twowire, I have seen this one as well, but must say I laugh everytime I see it.

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    and they wonder what the issue is…

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    like spanglish hahaha

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    thanks for sharing.

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    ha. had seen that one before, always good for a laugh

    Profile photo of Pons Matal

    The complexty of Men as compared to Women…

    [flickr-photo:id=4314742961,size=m]

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m] KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the “Iron Man” Award. Pusher twice over.

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

    Profile photo of Pons Matal

    [flickr-photo:id=4314742925,size=o]

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m] KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the “Iron Man” Award. Pusher twice over.

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

    Profile photo of sadock

    Por wittel wobot: [flickr-photo:id=4313925468,size=m]

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

    Profile photo of sadock

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    ha. that was a pretty good one. thanks for the share

    Profile photo of Dave Johnson

    Holy Habidashery

    Holy schizophrenia

    but no Holy fuck?!?!

    Profile photo of Dave Johnson

    very good indeed

    Profile photo of sadock

    He’s not very pleased, to say the least. Frakkin’ hilarious!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

    Profile photo of sadock

    Had to laugh when I saw this tee: [flickr-photo:id=4299272868,size=m]

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    ….changed audio settings mid-season. And even if it was presented in mono, so are almost all podcasts. We simply duplicate the same sound into both speakers Cool

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Belladonna420

    the changes in the audio as well. At first I thought there was something wrong with my speakers! Surprised

    ____________________________________________

    Pusher & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Profile photo of sadock

    As he said, “If this doesn’t make you laugh, go back to math class:” [flickr-photo:id=4297287175,size=m]

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    …or devoted. Whatever the case may be. I know how much work audio editing takes, and I’m guessing video takes as much, if not more.

    Did anyone else notice that some clips are in mono, others are in stereo? Kind of jarring to the ears, at least for me Frown Then again, I’ve noticed that I tend to pay a whole lot more attention to audio than most folks do.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    this one made me laugh. it is a compilation from the first series of the TV show batman, capturing all of Robin’s ‘holy’ phrases in order. 109 total.

    http://www.kontraband.com/videos/21201/Holy-Robin/#show

    Profile photo of sadock

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    Think about all the issues *we* have with he said/she said……

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    I’m all for getting verbal and phsychological abuse more recognized and more easily punished, but that is taking it too far.

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    ha. thankfully my wife is lax when i make fun of her.i know when i gross the line cause she jabs me in the gut

    Profile photo of sadock

    …..it’ll soon be a crime in France to say bad things to your spouse.

    Aren’t you glad we have freedom of speech here?

    We can say, “No dear, it’s not the dress.”

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    The Literal Version

    I love lteral versions of songs! They’re hilarious. xD

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    I shall keep that in mind. :D

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of James Keeling

    It was hilarious then… and now, I’ve recaptured that.. .thanks mucho.

    hhhmmm… SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain’t I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!

    Profile photo of sadock

    I wait until the seasons are finished and have Netflix send them to me. I couldn’t stand watching it week to week. I generally watch a season in a few days.

    Have I given you enough reasons to join yet?

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    At least not w/o a minimal explanation.

    <He throws the slow, arcing pitch straight over the plate……..>

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Actually, it makes me happy you don’t know it. I yanked it out of the left field of teh interwebz sp33k for “oh really?”

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Sorry. Didn’t mean to insinuate that they were. xD Definitely two different words with two different meanings.

    I know, I know! I’m terrible. Every time I see the thread a pang of guilt runs through me for not watching the show. I do want to, I just *excuse, excuse, excuse*. If I could figure otu what time it’s on, I’d definitely start… :)

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of sadock

    Or did you just yank that out of left field?

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Yeah, I normally only see videos if someone posts them for me or make me sit down and watch them, so that’s the first I’ve seen. Sad innit? I’m on the internet for all my free time, but rarely on youtube or watching videos. xD

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of sadock

    Because in my mind those are two entirely different things.

    And what do you mean you don’t watch Dexter?!? You do know that it’s officially endorsed by both me and our FDO, right? We even have a forum thread devoted to it. Not just the Mommy-Bag tube thread, but its very OWN thread!

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    …….quota re: Sham Wow parodies. He’s done several that have built upon one another and they’ve all been excellent.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    I died of laughter while watching it. Then I came back to life to post it here. :P Jesus Christ Sponge

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    I dunno about that first question, although I did basically get my guy (who I would say is a nice guy) by being “feisty.” I would say that it is different in all cases, though.

    Nope. My pseudonym is not inspired by Dexter. Sadly, I don’t watch that show. :O Actually, I was in a kind of depressed mood when I signed up and that mixed in with my desire to have some sort of “gore” related name.

    Night, Arioch. If I’m lucky I shall be headed to bed soon, too.

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    As far as I all know, they’re all fake. I only skimmed through that one, but if it’s like the other one, it’s made purely of other movies DiCaprio was in. *Note: I recognized none. I had to be told that. Lol.

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of sadock

    ……girls as for guys sometimes? For instance, do women who are bitchy seem to get the good guys the same way guys who are assholes seem to get all the good women?

    And on the name front, is your pseudonym inspired by Dexter?

    These are the questions that rumble through Arioch’s brain just before he heads to bed.

    Time to go visit with Sookie and doze off. G’night!

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    IBS would never call sadock stupid! Though, IBS is probably still a meanie. Tongue out

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of sadock

    Glanced at the trailer and buzzed through it hoping it might be a parody. Regrettably, it actually looks like it’s for real. Pathetic, but legit. Could be wrong, but it’s not worth 5 minutes of my time to find out.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    ……office worker from the beginning of the vid had gone out to Chippendales with the proceeds or done something else equally inappropriate.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    That’s not nice.

    IBS is a meanie!

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    …..”part of the Felcher family?”

    Too funny.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    ……for a gutter brethren Innocent

    Just not sure it was actually worth it.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Belladonna420

    Swear Jar

    ____________________________________________

    Pusher & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Profile photo of Belladonna420

    Staff Motivation

    ____________________________________________

    Pusher & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Can’t help you there, but that did remind me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK_Jv4RIzpU&feature=related Titanic 2 trailor. Not the one I wanted, but I can never find the good one.

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    It took me a moment to get the first panel, too. But that just makes me stupid and tired. Tongue out

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of sadock

    I wound up analyzing the logic and sequencing of this cartoon. Took me a bit to actually figure out the first panel’s full meaning. Not sure if that makes me particularly dense or stubborn Undecided

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    http://abstrusegoose.com/226 <– So far, I’ve really enjoyed all that I’ve gone through, but I thought you guys might enjoy this one. :P

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Glad to know that I don’t have to go see the movie, anymore. ;)

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    That was absolutely adorable.

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of Belladonna420

    And for cat haters, this may just add to your list of reasons!

    I have a cat just like this! http://www.simonscat.com/catmando.html

    ____________________________________________

    Pusher & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Profile photo of sadock

    Found this bouncing around Twitter today: [flickr-photo:id=4287640749,size=m]

    You’ll probably have to click through to all sizes to read the captions on this one. Didn’t want to post it uber-huge here.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of James Keeling

    hhhmmm… SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #4 in crack hits (Special? Ain’t I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!

    Profile photo of sadock

    Granted that was early this morning.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    Kind of old, but I still laugh my ass off every time

    Full screen shockwave flash version. Much higher quality than YouTube.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    Hitler meets the future of genetic engineering: [flickr-photo:id=4284441807,size=m]

    Khan battles Hitler here

    EXCLUSIVE YouTube coverage of the event!

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Oh yes, I’m going to enjoy this thread. Already am. No picture right now, but I’ll share a site. –> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Profile photo of sadock

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    This one was too good not to share.

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of sadock

    ________________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]

    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Profile photo of Joseph Cartwright

    thanks for sharing

    _______________________________________________

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m][flickr-photo:id=3725895360,size=m]

    Profile photo of Bob Laramee

    [flickr-photo:id=4277877658,size=m]

    Profile photo of Pons Matal

    [flickr-photo:id=4277864216,size=m]

    [flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m] KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the “Iron Man” Award. Pusher twice over.

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

    Profile photo of sadock

    Come across something that made you laugh online? Share with your fellow Junkies. Everyone needs a good laugh.

    Post the link (or image) here. A friend of mine sent me this LOLz cartoon, and I felt compelled to share. I was kind of surprised we didn’t already have a thread like this.

    [flickr-photo:id=4277041515,size=m] Click on the cartoon to see it bigger. If that’s still not big enough, hit the “all sizes” button.

    You must be logged in to reply to this topic.