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Oh god not the chicken scissors!

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    OHSHIT…I can just see that…Triangle-infested womb talking to its host…how would you even…

    *sproink*

    Aaaaand that’ll be my brain popping its clutch again. *limps away*

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    and then I thought “yeah, but what if one of those triangle seeds got UP IN THERE?!?!?” Cringe-factor shot to 11 at that point.

    Abaddon, Baphomet, Samael, “that bitch who stole my wallet”… I am known by many names.

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    The chicken scissors scene was just another reminder of how much I like having internal genitalia….wahahaa…

    “I’m making perfect sense. You’re just not keeping up.”

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    probobly one of the most memorable scenes… I wish it wasn’t. let us hear about the reaction. this scene is almost always like 2 girls 1 cup reactions – “OH GOD WHY!?!?!?”

    Molly McButters is my Homeboy!

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    Well, I got wet anyway! Wink

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    …as a startling…twang…of that mysterious tendon which seems (subjectively) to connect the scrotum to the esophagus.

    – Anticitizen42

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    …is a disruptive force and a movable object. Given sufficient motivation, internal organs are remarkably mobile.

    – Anticitizen42

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    And is not too far from the chicken scissors scene. He’s already told me how gross the Fatty Patty scene was, so I eagerly await his assessment!

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    Is that even possible? It sounds delightfully horrific… y’know, as long as it’s happening to someone else. Smile

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

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    I’ve learned long ago to never close my eyes around you. ;-)
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    I’ll go along with that! Kiss

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    Damn…I guess if you can shoot an entire film in 48 hours, sequels aren’t an issue.

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    :-p
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    or incredibly stupid. You know this started out as a CHICKEN SCISSORS discussion, right? :p

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    and not in a good way. 0.0

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    i think it needs to hurt if you’re doing it right. >:-)

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    I don’t see a delicous, toasted dagwood and a pint of cold beer in front of me yet; this is a problem.

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    …that can’t be healthy. Common side effects of extended exposure include neuronal rot, scabies, and prolapsed spleen.

    – Anticitizen42

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    …and I don’t even have the ‘junk’!

    (PS. I just wasted half my afternoon reading your blog. You rock!)

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    Get it right next time ;)

    **Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

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    I totally resemble that remark! Er… Tongue out

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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“But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    Hopefully it will….. rain!! Tongue out

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    How much Phantom is required to overdose?

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    Are you offering to end the drought?

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    Surprised

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    out of My Little Pony!! Mwah ha ha ha!

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    this was almost my exact response to athanas’ assertion!!
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    Yes, those are mine, straight from the knife block and freshly sharpened. >;)

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    of course!!! Wink

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    …I did kinda shriek like a little girl when I read that scene. Embarassed

    (Yes, I’m a Sigler n00b.)

    But now I think the chicken scissors deserve to occupy a place in our culture normally reserved for lightsabers, Excalibur, and Bruce Campbell’s chainsaw.

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    Is the worst. But is it too much of phantom, or not enough?

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    Tongue out

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    I took a guess.

    But, come on man, girls don’t like Sigler. Are you kidding me? They like My Little Pony and making sandwiches ‘n shit.

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    Then that’s just kinda awkward!

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    Just breathe, try to remain calm, and tell yourself “hey, I’ve still got my junk, I’ve still got my junk” over and over again. Eventually, the phantom pain will subside, and you’ll be ok.
    We’re here for you, boss.

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    Just had to say that. Cheers.

    – Anticitizen 42

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