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Mommy Bags

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    The real reason Pongo and you are best primates. You guys met up when you were both recruited to test the mini-testes function of the slammogram. I’m glad my balls of steel will be well protected thanks to your valiant testing efforts. Thank you for your sacrifice.

    Oh, and sorry about your small balls.

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    VBF II warm-ups FTW!!!

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    I’m pretty sure those machines have a failsafe so it doesn’t crush itself trying to find something between the plates.
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    oo wrong thread again!

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    I love it! Now who’s gonna stick thier balls in first?

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    old e-mails and I found this:

    The Boob Poem

    For years and years they told me,
    Be careful of your breasts.
    Don’t ever squeeze or bruise them.
    And give them monthly tests.

    So I heeded all their warnings,
    And protected them by law.
    Guarded them very carefully,
    And I always wore my bra.

    After 30 years of astute care,
    My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
    Said I should get a Mammogram.
    “O.K,” I said, “let’s do it.”

    “Stand up here real close” she said,
    (She got my boob in line),
    “And tell me when it hurts,” she said,
    “Ah yes! Right there, that’s fine.”

    She stepped upon a pedal,
    I could not believe my eyes!
    A plastic plate came slamming down,
    My hooter’s in a vise!

    My skin was stretched and mangled,
    From underneath my chin.
    My poor boob was being squashed,
    To Swedish Pancake thin.

    Excruciating pain I felt,
    Within it’s vise-like grip.
    A prisoner in this vicious thing,
    My poor defenseless tit!

    “Take a deep breath” she said to me,
    Who does she think she’s kidding?!?
    My chest is mashed in her machine,
    And woozy I am getting.

    “There, that’s good,” I heard her say,
    (The room was slowly swaying.)
    “Now, let’s have a go at the other one.”
    Have mercy, I was praying.

    It squeezed me from both up and down,
    It squeezed me from both sides.
    I’ll bet SHE’S never had this done,
    To HER tender little hide.

    Next time that they make me do this,
    I will request a blindfold.
    I have no wish to see again,
    My knockers getting steamrolled.

    If I had no problem when I came in,
    I surely have one now.
    If there had been a cyst in there,
    It would have gone “ker-pow!”

    This machine was created by a man,
    Of this, I have no doubt.
    I’d like to stick his balls in there,
    And see how THEY come out.

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    Meow

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    Just a fun word to say.

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    …an AMEN! Three boobed woman, Arnie eye popping and Kuato..FTW!
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    it doesn’t come close to following the source material, but it’s still one of Arnie’s greatest.

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    Guestford_junkie

    No I do not know everything, but I pretend that I do and I nod in all the right places

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    Guestford_junkie

    No I do not know everything, but I pretend that I do and I nod in all the right places

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    There’s nothing I like better than a pair of bear boobs!

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    Anyone remember that chica from Total Recall?

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    you guys are making me blush Embarassed …and that’s not easy to do!!

    But… I still don’t see any Mammorial Day donations…..
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    and all they do is TAKE TAKE TAKE!

    Wink
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    MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST
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    … even though they kept shocking me as they cycled up in your avatar every several seconds… I’d catch them out of the corner of my eye as they cycled and I’d think “damn, missed them again”… I do so love Mamorial Day!

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    She’s showing her pussy! What more can a girl do?!?

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    The House, The Senate and Obama

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    Is as great as the supply.

    HAY-O!!

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    let me check… nope! Kiss

    Guestford_junkie

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    Does anyone have >3 boobs?

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    but all I’m sayin’ is that I’ve got a pretty big “demand” waiting for the return of the real av.

    **badoom-CHING!**

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    depends on how great the demand is!! Wink
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    And if they truly didn’t, would they be able to overcome their shame in our patriarchal semi-chauvinistic culture?

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We were all at either BayCon or Balticon! Too Funny!

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    will you bring’em back?

    HM-THE ROOKIE

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    You will be missed dearly… <SNIFF> <SIGH>…

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    *thump*

    That is the sound of my official stamp of approve.

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    to Belladonna’s Mammorial Day avatar. I thought I might have gotten a few CHs for it… Maybe if I had, I would have left it a little bit longer, but alas, no. Frown

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    the above mentioned Hazmat Harlots and Nocturnal Nymphets, I like The Chang Bangers, Crypt Reapers, Sigler’s Disciples and Plaid Daemons.

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    The Chang Bangers

    Fayed’s Furies

    Genada Hellions

    Lusus Naturae

    Crypt Reapers

    Sigler’s Disciples, Sigler’s Chosen

    Cross Breeds

    Future Dark Honor Guard (FDHG)

    Plaid Daemons

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    for a post on this thread!

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    There’s no such thing as a bad pair of Bikini Bunnies… they are all warm and cuddly!

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    There went my self esteem! LOL

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    That has a nice ring to it!

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    What a great captcha!

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    HA!! Captcha: “climaxes two”

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    … on who our primary members are.

    While I’m all for a primarily female club (with select male members), is this what we are looking for or a more co-ed type gang?

    We’ll probably want to name it based on that. Thoughts? Bella? BigJohn? Del? Phantom?

    Masculine, feminine, or co-ed name? With that, we can brainstorm…

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    Did I miss it or am I just stupid?

    I would guess stupid… would be in keeping with my norm…

    I just don’t see it… Help me Head Biker Babe…

    WAIT!!! I just saw the change… How the heck did I miss that???

    Very nice Bella… well worth it. Nice companion placement as well… definitely draws your eyes in, eh?

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    both, I guess.

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    Clever girl.

    I would give them babies my stamp of approval, but it looks like someone already did. :D

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    Can I just throw Sigler’s Sluts out there?

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    Mammorial Day (see what I did there!), I am temporarily changing my avatar for the holiday weekend only!!! You snooze, you lose boys!!

    Kali, I apologize in advance if this affects the sales of InflataKali!

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    I like Perry’s Pussycats and I really like Hazmat Harlots! The first one I thought of was Nocturnal Nymphets.

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    Bud Lite Babes?
    Dew’s Dolls?
    Perry’s Pussycats?
    Hazmat Harlots?

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    Let me just warm up this motorboat here…

    pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbp

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    semi-innocent for you guys…. no promises though. Wink

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    you have a point there. Obviously, the name should be somehow Sigler related…. And of course, you are the Road Captain!

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    Set those girls free… then we can see the dragon protector!

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    Since you are the Head Biker Babe, we need to come up with a name for the Motorcycle club… much more effective title if we can say “Head Biker Babe of the <INSERT NAME HERE>”.

    Maybe we need to get del_detriment and phantom_reverie in on this and make it official, with exclusive memberships…

    Oh, and I reserve the title of “Road Captain”…

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    faster than when The Starter went on sale. maybe we need a bigger better server and can devote half of it to boobs…

    Molly McButters is my Homeboy

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    if I posted a pic of the girls! Kiss

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    … cause I don’t see a damn thing “right here.”

    Nothing worse than a damn tease…

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    right here boys!!! Wink

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    pump not included, right?

    hhhmmm… SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special? Ain’t I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!

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    when’s the street date for those?

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    But in a pinch, you CAN consider anything covered by real skin to be real in spirit… and it won’t revoke your “Real Boob Lover” membership.

    Long live boobs!

    “I don’t care if they don’t match or ones bigger than the other
    You could show me one, and I’ll imagine the other
    Even if you’re really old, theres nothing wrong
    Don’t be sad your boobs ain’t bad, they’re just a little long”

    –Rodney Carrington, Show Them To Me

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    to my cast offs and leavings.

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    “But I’m always dreaming. Even when I’m awake.”

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    But for the record, real boobs. Not fake.

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    that is all.

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    After a day like yesterday, it was so nice to see so many wonderful ladies taking their sweater puppies and bikini bunnies for a walk today.

    You really brought a smile to my face… again and again… so nice to have my spirits raised!

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    ((((((((hugs))))))))))
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    Maybe you meant the name of the topic…let’s see that would be…

    Oh.

    Oh, my.

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    Big kisses!! Kiss

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    Monday kicked my ass and I need a couple of friends to love me.

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    I miss KM… has she been around here recently? I’ve seen her update FB sproadically, but thats about it.

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    I have to give you that.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

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    … but then it comes down to attitude and the primal, feminine force wielding those puppies.

    Without that, then it really does come down to what you describe as the “prepubescent look,” which I’m not a big fan of.

    For me, any size is fantastic… it really comes down to attitude for me.

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    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

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    Petite enough for a Pigeon Hole or impressive enough to barely fit in a Bowling Bag, they are all beautifully fantastic to me… vive la différence!!!

    “I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.” ~Benny Hill

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    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

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    … and EVERY DAY is Mommy Bags Day… something so wonderful should never be pigeon holed into just one day.

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    I understand Mommy Bags can do that… Tongue out

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    I kinda got excited there.

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    Tuesday is unofficially Mommy Bags Day.

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    I thought every day was Mommy Bags Day?

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    It’s Mommy Bags Day!

    It’s Mommy Bags Day!

    Hey, hey, hey

    It’s Mommy Bags Day!

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    *hugs* for the wolf!emoticons
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    No pun intended, right??? LOL!!!

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    Talk about putting your boo…er, I mean foot in your mouth.

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    Wait, that didn’t… that’s not what… oh never mind.

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    I know I’m not the only one!! Er….. Uh….. Uh oh. Embarassed

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    … lucky me. WOoT!

    Just have to find some of that mythical “cooperation” you speak of…

    **Gets TWACKED in the side of the head**

    Thanks you Mistress Kali, may I have another…?

    How about “Virtually” Perfect???

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    the length of the tongue.

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    Now THIS is what we need more of ’round here! :-D

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    I’ve got a pretty big Universal Remote.

    **nudge, nudge**
    **wink, wink**

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    could get no higher. You just surpassed every level of respect known to man.

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    What? Who, me?? Um….. no, I don’t think so! Hehehe!! Tongue out

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    and get tweaked from there (the shot, you sickos, the shot)

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    Laughing

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    anything else?

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    oops. And now I feel I’ve said too muchEmbarassed
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    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!v

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    Elevates you from your previous status of “Exotic and mischievously charming,” Mistress Kali. To throw in volume control and the potential for mute control raises that to “damn near perfect”.

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

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    You’ll never be able to purge that horror from her mind, but at least you can help her repress it. BLEH!

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    And I’m holding her back from the ledge!

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words

    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    The “Phantom Nipple” and the “Nipple Licker” would be a perfect match for exotiKali’s “American vs. Canadian Masturbation” exhibit…

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    … based on guesstimates from what you can make our by the shapes under the blouse… and not an actual sighting.

    if she is anything like my Monster-In-Law, that would be a sight burned forever in your brain… and possibly drive you that final inch over the ledge.

    *Scott Shivers and throws up a little in his mouth*

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    Drink ingredients must come from the bar!

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    You should be ashamed of yourself!!! (funny…) But still!!! Tongue out

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    For whoever’s keeping track of such things, we should have a contest at Junkie*Fest:

    Come up with the drink recipe for a “Phantom Nipple,” sure to be the official drink of Junkie*Fest

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words

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    Pretty sure my mother in law could scratch her back with her nipples.

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words

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    The Nipple Licker!!

    Not sure what should go in it yet… (besides tequila….)

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    i.e. the traditional melon vs. pancake vs. banana vs. cone… and everything in between. (For more “official types” here is a good introductory resource: http://hubpages.com/hub/breasttypes)

    And the aging process helps quite a bit in many of the borderline situations…

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    But flexibility just *may* help…. Of course there’s no way to know that for certain. Tongue out

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    If anyone asks – that idea did not come from me!!!

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    Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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    Unless I’m misinterpreting something?

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words

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    Somtimes all it takes is booze.
    Sometimes, it’s sprung on you without warning, and that usual results in activities that make you fear for your life.

    Those are good nights. :-D

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    If I give into my feelings to express my thanks and appreciation for one of God’s greatest gifts to man by coming to this thread and commenting on it everytime those feelings pop-up… I’d never have time to visit any of the other threads.

    I’ll just try to limit my visits to a couple a week… or maybe a couple more… ok, 12 per week…. no more than 48.

    I swear.

    Maybe.

    <SIGH> Damn my week willpower and the hypnotic quality of those beautiful creations… they are definitely called Glorious Mounds of Infinite Fun for a reason. <SIGH>

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    I would however assume it would be pretty hard to find a woman who would admit to it!

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    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    If a women helps out her friend by doing it for her….

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    I’m in the minority of thinking it’s hot as hell if a woman can do it?

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Avatar of Kate Cheevers

    I was driving home and caught the tail end of the conversation, so I don’t know *why* they were talking about licking nipples. However, the consensus seemed to be that, while it is easy to lick someone else’s nipple, licking your own was questionable.

    Makes you wonder how many people are sitting at home trying it now, doesn’t it?

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    Maybe it would be more appropriate if they were watching “The Wiggles” Laughing

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    It’s my pleasure….this is exactly what this thread is for! To take a moment to wax poetic about the one thing both men and women can agree on…that boobs rock!emoticons

    So rock on, brother…and any time you feel the need to express tender feelings for those tender mounds of flesh, this thread will be here for you.
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    Gmork – Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

    Avatar of BigJohn

    RAWWRRRWRRWWWLLLLLL!!!!!

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words

    Avatar of Scott "Big Fish" Pond

    I find that there is an ENTIRE thread dedicated to one of my personal favorite topics.

    Sweater Puppies! So warm and cuddly you just want to play with them all day.

    There, got that out of my system… feel much better now… thanks Gmork for this avenue of release!

    -Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 – Bigger, better, stronger… and with improved green goo!

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    Just lifting these.. er this thread up for Mommy Bags Day.

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    Head Coach

    Wabash Wolfpack

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    paradise.

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    I believe that “yo Gabba gabba” is aboriginal for greetings place of many breasts

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    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

    Then the Sistren decided to create a splinter cell.

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
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    to be reading the Mommy Bag thread while the kids have “yo gabba gabba” on in the background….

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

    Avatar of Beth_Ailis

    Can she join both the Gutter Sistren and Brotherhood?

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

    ….but I’m not Tongue out

    And it’s generally pretty obvious which threads I don’t frequent. Yet my spiders are Everryyywhherrrree!

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
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    The sheer overwhelming volume of updates is enough to make anyone lose track of our crazy frakking conversations.

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

    Twas one of the lovely Gutter Sistren talking about her dreams.

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
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    I’m sure that must be some kind of blasphemy. Incidentally did they say where mommyknobbage is situated or to what it refers just need to clarify if I’m missing something. don’t think I can give up the mommy bags so may just have to take the rough with the smooth so to speak.

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    jumps out of bed in the morning

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  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
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    No need to go international. We have our own local Gutter Geisha right here at home.

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
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    Big or small I like them all! Mommy bags for me and Mommy bags for thee!

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Avatar of BigJohn

    Are they hiring?

    http://thingsthataredoingit.com/2010/04/14/inanimate-hawtness-working-the-boob-fields/

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy

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    which in turn is just further proof that we’re always thinking of bacon and sex.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Avatar of BigJohn

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    Gutter Sistren whipping boy

    Avatar of Belladonna420

    being used as a euphemism for one thing and it’s not a female body part!

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    Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

    Has anyone else heard that euphemism before?

  • Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent [flickr-photo:id=3274749401,size=m]
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    I wasn’t aware that there was ever a time not to pay attention to mommy bags.

    Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

    Jayguana

    Avatar of Pons Matal

    But Tuesday is the tribute day for Mommy Bags! :D

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Avatar of Beth_Ailis

    Aren’t the weekends really a good time to pay attention to theMommy Bags?

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

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    As my dear hubby likes to call it/them in the winter with the clingy sweaters…

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

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    Which is then followed by Wednesday, you know Hump day! ;p

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

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    so as long as monday never falls on 13/4 or 4/13 then we’re golden

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    :D

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 “Iron Man” Award.
    Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Twice Over!

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

    ……but this still made me smile. Thanks, SQ

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    Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent Victim of GirlCo [flickr-photo:id=3727587091,size=s]

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    Nice to see your keeping aBREAST of the situation

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    “Boobs are like toy trains; made for kids, but dads play with them more.”

    • Proud Member of GirlCo, Evil Incarnate, Member of the Gutter Sistren, and Pastry Princess
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    without any attention to the mommy bag forum. so here I AM to awaken and love the best of them all.

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    we’re all the beneficiaries of Mommy Bags! (I love them…)

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    MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    now to bask…

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    will have to add that one to my glossary

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    I love mommy bags

    Big or small, respect them all

    Be a gentleman

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    MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

    Avatar of Bob Laramee

    i can relate with my two sons

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    I think that’s her boobage quota for the weekend. It’s about as rare as rocking horse shit when the son’s with us Cry

    Avatar of Bob Laramee

    80 today…still hot as hell in the house, even though windows been cracked for a while. probably be a furnace at the mall.

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    well…send her on over to share then ;-)

    Avatar of Dave Johnson

    was perusing the mommy bag thread when my good lady came down from the bathroom and gave some mommy bag action… ask and you shall receive … I am truly blessed

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    It’s been a long winter of duffel coats and thick sweaters …. at least you get some perky peanut smugglers who refuse to dress according to the harsher climes

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    with this hot weather hopefully there are a lot to gaze upon

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    damn, yoda is channeling himself again.

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    just sayin’

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

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    so…MOMMY BAGS! (bolded and caps for extra shout)

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    Just have yourself a belated Mommy Bag Day and a Humpday all in one! ;)

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    KISS’d by Sigler. Honored recipient of the “Iron Man” Award. Pusher twice over.

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead fo

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    I missed Mommy Bag Day! Guess I’ll have to make up for it on Humpday.

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    Head Coach

    Wabash Wolfpack

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    please accept my deepest and sincerest apologies for brining “that” topic up in this thread.

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    For shame on me. :O

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

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    In the mommy bag thread, it’s all about the mammaries…not the weiners! Tongue out
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    Avatar of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Even though I read “its a wiener” the first time, lol.

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

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    love it.

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    Gracias a ti mi amiga…

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    Thanks for the mammaries!

    Festina Lente (Make Haste Slowly)

    Dark Knight Marine General

    Jayguana

    Avatar of BigJohn

    The dual-engine motorboat. It’s a thing of beauty.

    BigJohn

    Avatar of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    One boob, two boob, light boob, dark boob.

    Dr. Suess for the win! :P

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

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    In Schwarzenegger flicks.

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    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

    Avatar of Beth_Ailis

    or not to boob, that is the question…

    Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

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    You’ll poke someone’s eye out with those things!!! Tongue out

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    Avatar of Gmork

    One boob wasn’t enough? Ok, gimme a sec…the boob will multiple magically!!
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    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    I think a better reminder/punishment would be acquired with two…

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    Punishment? Haha, sure it is. Reminder? Definitely. And a dang good one. :P

    “Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie.” {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Avatar of Gmork

    How could we neglect this awesome thread?!

    As punishment and a reminder, I’ve updated my avatar…to a boob!
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    I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker

    Avatar of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    I thorougly enjoyed myself and wouldn’t have minded getting to stay a little longer. :)

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

     That rocks when you go into a movie expecting it to totally suck and it’s half decent so you really enjoy it Cool

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    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

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    ha…to be followed by:

    During further examination, police determined it was not silicone, but actually drugs, as she had been recruited by the Mexican drug cartels to be a smuggler

    Avatar of Thomas Reed

    #
    the NEW Chief of SFPD


    http://www.pgholyfield.com/ma

    Avatar of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    More people might start getting crashes just to deploy them. :P

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Avatar of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Nine or so hour drive one way, but it was the closest. I regret nothing! Seeing Scott in person was awesome, as was being surrounded by junkies. And actually, OK’s a lot nicer than I thought it would be, having had my friend poison my mind against it.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

     Which RTT stop did you go to? Houston?

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    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

     "Unfortunately, the force of the impact that threw her against the steering column was so great that the silicone in her chest fucking exploded."

    That is a priceless story though. Plastic surgery makes up for low tech safety features in Eastern European automobiles. Who’d have thunk?!?

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    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

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    "Cracked is hard at work trying to figure out how to replace the airbags in our 1997 Ford Aspires with a set of giant deployable breasts." 

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    alas, like big foot there are rare sightings… 

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    Avatar of J.P.

    Or is it an allergy? I don’t know.

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    Avatar of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Link. Though, I have to say, I like the way cracked put it more. :P And once I find the article in question, I shall link it for you all.

    EDIT: HA! I FOUND IT! HA! Cracked link. Enjoy.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Avatar of J.P.

    There are three words that you ought to find in this thread every now and then, but should never find in a performance appraisal at work: firm, supple, pouting. (So I’ve heard.)

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    MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

    Avatar of Bob Laramee

    cause in hindsight…that was an excellent idea.  we need mommy bag mistletoe, that doesn’t involve a pole and singles.

    Avatar of Bob Laramee

    maybe you found the mommy bag mistletoe…where all the mommy bags are let free

    Avatar of Bob Laramee

    to you as well. 

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    … peaking through coats and scarves today… woohoo

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    Avatar of Wolf

    I hope your celebrations are uhm…. plentyful. 

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    Head Coach

    Wabash Wolfpack

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    No reason. Just because. ;)

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

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    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

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    My other half insisted that for new year we went to a neo burlesque night at which the mommy bags in (and out) of corsets were abundant.  a happy new year was had by all!

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    You must resort to deceit and guile. It’s not like she’s going to dislike it. You’ll be doing her a favor Innocent 

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    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

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    I have tried. but alas begging, pleading and hanging out on my knees does no good.

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     I will take the 5th on the other matter. 

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    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

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    On the baby, I mean.  And the mommy bags too, I guess….  Tongue out

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    wifey’s only got a couple more months now of pregnancy…and man the mommy bags are rocking in high gear.  wish i could freeze time in specific body areas so i could preserve them and never lose them.

    Avatar of Arioch Morningstar

     Why doesn’t your friend sign up and bring us that much closer to 7000? Is she afraid of the FDO?

    Sissy Girl :~~~P

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    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    and did not read your post before cutting and pasting from my friend. hehehe

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     That’s pretty much what I said. You simply obfuscated it.

    Wanker.

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    GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    the more time the more ones health would improve. I too prefer the natural state of a woman. medium range leaning towards the lower end. I like to eat lunch not slobber on it. 

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    this is one response:

    I would have to assume that there is a mighty fine line in the mammary-ocular interface interval between a glance and a right hook to the face. I can’t give you specifics, as the interval varies from female to female, but there is DEFINITELY a line. This would lead me to believe that there is also a fine line between longevity and premature death. Tough call.

     

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     I actually prefer that runner/swimmer’s build to buxom. To me personally, going under the knife to increase your cup size is asinine.

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     Some women here in the States get rather irate when you stare at their assets. You might actually do damage to your health if you stared for an extended period.

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    Is there an optimum mammary-ocular interface interval for maximising longevity?

    I think more research needs to be done in this field!

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    I will not be surprised at ALL if a man with no respect whatsoever uses this study as part of his defense.

    I am not certain about whether simply staring is actually harassment however. Probably, since the general definition is anything which fosters/creates a hostile work environment. It can come from the employer, a fellow employee, or even a customer. I did my term project in my business class on sexual harassment in the work place when I was getting my AAS in Fire Science. 

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    Sexual Harrassment, no I have a Rx from my doctor. see stare at large breasts for ten minutes a day.

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     Thanks to SlackerQueen for tweeting this article. Should definitely revive this thread with some new discussion!

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    for 5 or 6 weeks 

    how can people lose interest in mommy bags… please people add some more posts on this thread so I don’t have to open another window to look at porn on my computer!!! 

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    a haiku in that thread, and it referred to mommy bags. I think that might be a first mommy bag mention in a haiku.

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     You should never leave home without a corset!!

    Didn’t you read Rohi’s posts about their dual purpose as a life preserver?  Tongue out

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    That was one of my favorite parts about DragonCon. All the Corsets. 

    My lady and I went into the vender area and just bounced from corset dealer to corset dealer and she tried one on at almost every place.

    AMAZING. 

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher …. Start Cracking with Crack!

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    when I moved back in with my grandma!  I will have to pick them up next time I go home!  How silly of me, but I couldn’t fathom needing corsets living with 2 80 year olds!  Oh, and my ex used to call my cleavage a "boobie but crack".  So I get the reference!

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        And I guess we do have a mute button for the dialogue Tongue out Although I still doubt I would choose it over 50% of the other films out there. I’m still dumbfounded at how dominant it was at the Academy Awards that year. Not going to speculate on the why of that.

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     It never is when you have to explain the joke/pun. Look down the thread a bit and maybe you’ll get it.

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    Oh, nevermind.  I probably wouldn’t understand anyway.

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    have made it more watchable?  would that work in any film do you reckon

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     …….but that one was painful to watch.

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     I would think composition would affect the specific gravity, one way or another…..

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    by the RNLI or coastguard.  If only they had thought of that on the Titanic how many more lives would have been saved and how many more men would have enjoyed that film

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    Large Cup Size + Corset = Life Preserver

    right?

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    Apparently Mistress Gmork heartily approves, too!

    Kind of convenient that’s the organ almost directly medial to the breast crack, eh?

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    I know this: a gal with an ample bosom, enhanced by a corset = a gal that will never float face down.

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    This is so making it into my vocabulary!!

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    I am never confused about the female anatomy. Female mind, yes, butt not anatomy. 

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     I do believe you and Kevin are a bit confused about female anatomy.

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    I think I should get first crack at this. You know I’m only looking out for your best interests.  

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     Butt’s have nothing whatsoever to do with corsets. I mean, yes, they do accentuate a lady’s assets, but that’s really not the same thing at all Tongue out

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    cause I can tell its gonna be a good one.

    I missed this thread.  Innocent

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     Maybe I will model a few and take pictures to let my friends on here chose which one I should wear!  Lol.  Not sure the ones I currently own would be anywhere near appropriate to post on here let alone wear in public.  Just thought I would give you guys something happy to think about!  I’m in a goofy mood today!

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     It’s her, um, currency, we’re discussing.

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    surely quality of drinks only applies to the first 3 after that then it doesn’t matter what you’re drinking ….its just about how drunk you get

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    We want pics of Krissy in a corset!

         Pretty sure I saw a discussion about the quality of drinks a guy would buy you being directly proportional to how much cleavage you showed him. Just imagine what you could do with a corset!

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    And since we all know that you’re not to be trusted, you’ll have to post photographic proof.  Innocent 

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     Why do you think preacher’s daughters have such a reputation?

    Repression oftentimes results in rebellion, thereby resulting in the exact opposite of what you were trying to achieve in the first place. Sometimes it’s a much better idea to let kids explore things for themselves and figure out what’s good and bad.

    -resists temptation to go into full tangent mode-

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    when the interviewer gestures to the mommy bags and asks him to describe the things err features

    Laughing 

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    I may have to get a corset!

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     My friend is very conservative so it is kind of ironic that her son is a perv already!

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    Although you may have to just sit on my lap!  You are probably way too tall for me to hold!

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    …..becoming a tactical human being."

    Frakkin’ priceless. They never did say if it’s bulletproof though Undecided

    You have way too much time on your hands, milady.

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    There was a fair amount of corsets at D*C.  After that con and this renn faire I was so tempted into purchasing a corset.  Except this would be more my style: Tactical Corsets.

    I am particularly intriguied by the add on interrogation kit. Laughing

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    ahh, the memories.

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     I’m sorry, what were you saying, Gmork?

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    would you hold me, too?

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    Kinda funny if you ask me!

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     So it is time to briing back the mommy bags!

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    So last weekend I went to my first Renaissance Faire with a bunch of friends that go religiously every year.  One of the finest things about the Ren Faire? Mommy bags…in corsets!

    There was an abundance of corsets with some pretty impressive mommy bag representation. I even got necked by one of the ladies in a corset. Best Ren Faire EVER!

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    He needed something to grab hold of to stabilize himself and so he just grabbed what was handy Tongue out

    Wonder what the good Dr. Freud would think?

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    Participation in this topic was a little ‘flat’ in your absence.  Hopefully, activity will be a little more ‘perky’ now that you’re back.  Laughing

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    Funny mommy bag story, I was at my friends sons 4th birthday party and he is obsessed with mommy bags.  I was holding him and all of a sudden he grabs my boobs!  I was laughing so hard that I had to put him down.  Oh how early it starts for some men!

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    MILF’s?

    HM-THE ROOKIE

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    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    hand I was “worried” about…

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    No sorry! Couldn’t say it with a straight face. THEY CAN NEVER GET TIRESOME

    Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

    Mal: Well lady, I must say……you’re my kinda stupid  UFS

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    … get hair on your palms from holding mommy bags. DAMN, I AM in big trouble.

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    I work in an "adult" store where I am constantly surrounded by "mommy bags" and some of them ARE mommy like……MILFs anyone?

    We could discuss the "mommy bags" like actual bags too, i SUPPOSE….like what’s in your mommy bags today?

    just a thought =0)

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    hair on his palms. Or go blind.

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    Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

    Mal: Well lady, I must say……you’re my kinda stupid  UFS

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    well that ain’t right! Tongue out

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    I have been away for over a month and its nice to see the mommy bags blog still going strong, god bless the junkies, and god bless mommy bags

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    Innocent 

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    Happy Mommy Bags Day!

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    I try. Every now and again, I succeed.

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     You slipped one in on me and on my birthday no less.  Hehee, no not the wrong bar, just to much MB for the average woman to handle! ;p

    KISS’d by Sigler. Pusher twice over. UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

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    Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

    Mal: Well lady, I must say……you’re my kinda stupid  UFS

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    don’t taunt KM. She just might kill you when she puts your “will power” to the test. Along with her GirlCo sisters, she has mad powers. Brother, I don’t want to have to be the one to come scrape your un_dead brains off the floor of the zombar.

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    i should have come back sooner
    GEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ
    leave you guys alone for a few months and the things ya’ll get going……..
    #
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    must stay calm………….!!

    Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

    Mal: Well lady, I must say……you’re my kinda stupid  UFS

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    Woo – hoo

    Tomorrow is MB day!!!

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  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.  And now a pusher too!  UNdead Knight!  The Patchman – get your DOMREC patches from me!
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    They are nice ones! 

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    It’s nice to have like-minded individuals to discuss this topic with!

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    Obviously it was the holders that brought happiness.  Because the boulders do that without having to say it !!! :P
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    Not my kind of entertainment. No offense to Girlco meant, i consider that chick TV. not to say there aren’t some great looking mommy bags on the show.

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    she has more than her share of mommy bags.

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    Tootie’s all grown up!

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    It had Queen Latifa, Kim Fields and Erika Alexander in it!  But I wouldn’t consider it a Ladies show.

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    I AM guessing it is a Ladies show!

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    I agree with Mycroft. I was a tad confused as to the happiness belonging where. 

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  • I had to ask, just because ofthe way you stated it. 
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    that I went out and bought two new boulder holders. I have to say, I’m quite pleased with them :)

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    being on the itty-bitty-titty-comittee, I don’t see anything wrong with them they are beautiful. nice and perky, nips to the wind (well that last was in my head) but really sometimes they are just the right size. I’ve seen some overly enhanced boobs that should be reversed, cuz when they are hanging out around your knees they are only pretty to a farmer about to milk them. IMHO

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    the boobs. 

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     You got the gift!
     

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over.

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    Kicked out of the bar!!!   

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    You are so clever Wolf! 

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    I’m not even touching that one!

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    and saying that there are certain bars where moobs might just be an asset.  Maybe you’re going to the wrong bars.  Innocent

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    ‘observing’ Mommy Bag Day each and every week. How fitting that it comes the day before Hump Day. 

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    of getting me thrown out of a bar…..
     

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over.

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~~

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~~

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    but apparently, ManBoobs just don’t wield the same power.

    (sigh) 

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    the episode from ‘Living SIngle" where Regine for some reason, can’t remember what, was giggling and tapping herself on the chest.  She said that lets a man know that he is funny and that she has these (meaning her mommy bags).

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    I was talking to some junkies over on Facebook and we decided that since Tuesday is kind of a blah day we should make it special.  So . . . try and appreciate as many mommy bags as possible today and the women they are attached to!  Feel free to post pictures if you have a particularly good pair you would like to share (tasteful pictures only, no nudidity since there are junkies under 18) or share a great mommy bag story with us.  Yes, this is a totally made up day, but nonetheless, it will be fun! 

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    But I’m a little slow these days!  Must be from being without a job for so long!  My brain is beginning to atrophe.  So sad. 

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    The more of a view you give them the more they’re willing to buy you.  A little cleavage gets you a bear, medium cleavage gets you a mixed drink, and a LOT of cleavage gets you shots!  You just have to cater to your audience.  Innocent

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    giggling while you were doing it?  

    :) 

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    Men really are easy some times.  And I was thinking of all of you as I did it and how proud you would be!  They did look particularly nice last night if I do say so myself!  Thank heavens for Boobie shirts! 

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    some may not get it, if you know what i mean.

     (HM) 

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    wow, these x-ray lenses are actually seeing through your burka? 

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    to a section of streets cut off from cars for terraces and shop vendors, so there were lots of mommy bags walkin’ around. I couldn’t blatantly stare at them because some of them may have thought I was ‘interested’ in them (the person, not the mommy bags)I say this because the section of the city I was in is aptly called the Gay Village. Had to keep looking at what vendors had for sale instead of the lovelies, and damn it was hard to not look! But I survived to stare another (particularly a day where I’m not being herded and shoved around by enthusiastic shoppers)

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     Thought it might be too obscure

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    she weighs the same as a duck… logically.

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    I saw user number 114 lurking… user name: "plump1s"

    That.  Is.  Awesome.

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     Does that mean you’re made of…….wood?

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     Thoughts of beautiful women in provocative clothing are motivational, don’t’cha know?

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     Figure it has to be at least to novice if the FDO liked it…..

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    My work here is once again, complete!

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    >:^)

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    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

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    I’m still imagining what YOU do for corsets! 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~~

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    or boat or whatever however that saying goes?

    (HM & UNdead Warlord) 

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    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Tongue outTongue out 

    (HM & UNdead Warlord) 

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    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    and what some of the mommy bags around me would look like with a corsett to caress…. i’m going to stop now.

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    Avatar of Evan Curry

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~~

    Avatar of Gmork

    I <3 stirring the pot :)

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    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

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    I love Gmork and what she adds to this thread! Tongue out

    Proud Member of GirlCo and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

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     Corsets are very nice! :)
     

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over.

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    Avatar of Gmork

    I love corsets…..and what they do for mommy bags Tongue out

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    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

    Avatar of Vaney

    But there’s a lady where I’m doing an internship; biggest mommy bags I have ever seen! But I have to remind myslef not to stare cause she’s my boss’ mommy (fo’ realz yo!)(boss is pretty young by the way)

    • The Pastry Princess; Evil Incarnate and proud Member of GirlCo!
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    just imagine a cloud above my head with mommy bags in them.

    HM & UNdead Warlord 

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    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    about Mommy Bags, of course. 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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     inquiring minds wanna know.

    HM & UNdead Warlord 

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    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Pons Matal
     Is something else, Its hilarious, heehee, Darth BoBo! Here take a look for yourself! 
     
     

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over.

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    Avatar of J.P.

    Do tell!

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    MC, CA, UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

    Avatar of Evan Curry

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Pons Matal
     But you may only wanna get GirlCo smoochies. I know GirlCo smoochies are the best!
     

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over.

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    Avatar of Evan Curry

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut,
    had nothing to get very worked up about.
    His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
    He fled to the opera at least twice a week

    One night at the opera he saw an aida
    who’s bust was so big it would often impede her.
    Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
    done in by the weight of those terrible tits.

    Oh, my god! There she blows!
    Aerodynamically this girl was a mess.
    Otto eye-balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
    and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration
    flood his soul.
    He ran back to his workshop
    where he futzed and futzed and futzed.

    For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
    to lift and mold the female breast;
    to point the small ones to the sky;
    to keep the big ones high and dry!

    Every night he’d sweat and snort
    searching for the right support.
    He tried some string and paper clips.
    Hey! He even tried his own two lips!

    Well, he stiched and he slaved
    and he slaved and he stitched
    until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
    Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
    Yes! He had invented the worlds first
    over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!

    Exhausted but ecstatic Otto ran
    out to the diva
    bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
    Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
    But, after many initial mishaps,
    she finally did.
    And the sigh of relief that issued forth
    from her mouth
    was so loud that it was mistaken by some
    to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
    which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
    with a vengance!
    Ahhhhh-i!

    But little did Otto know,
    at the moment of his greatest triumph,
    lurking under the diva’s bed
    was none other than the very worst
    of the french patent thieves,
    Phillip DeBrassiere.
    And Phil was watching the scene
    with a great deal of interest!

    Later that night, while Brun Hilda slept,
    into the wardrobe Phillip softly crept.
    He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
    ’til he found Otto’s titsling and he ran out the door.

    Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
    I’m gonna make me a million from this!
    Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
    I will have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."

    The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
    Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?

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    ask what Mr. Gmork thought but I’ll let that slide.

    Proud Member of GirlCo and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    can be fickle at times!

    Proud Member of GirlCo and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

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    Oh wait, I am a women aren’t I?  HaHa.  But I’m happy to share my wisdom with you whenever I can! 

    ___________________

    Proud member of GirlCo!

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    smoooochies!

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    If you’re going to show off the mommy bags you have to expect stuff like that.  Seriously, not like we don’t do it to get attention, so why make a fuss when someone comments about them?  I don’t get it. 

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    just like the comercial: priceless 

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    Avatar of steveANARCHY

    but the look on her face would have been priceless.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    Avatar of steveANARCHY

    you should came back with yes, but your boobs are what i’m looking at.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of steveANARCHY

    when we do they get all huffy puffy…you did nothing wrong.  

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    Avatar of Evan Curry

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    I am not so sure she didn’t like the attention. Hell I did notice she had on the vest. 

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    be a stand up comic.  Your one liners come from now where and make me laugh!

    Proud Member of GirlCo and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

    Avatar of steveANARCHY

    tripping the rift?

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    didn’t slap you?????

    Proud Member of GirlCo and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

    Avatar of Evan Curry

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Evan Curry

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of steveANARCHY

    went to dinner last night with the gf.  when a really hot "pairfect" set of mommy bags came in.  we both stared and i made some comments, gf laughed.  she sat at the bar all by herself.  i noticed she was on the phone probably talking to a her date.  when we left she was already outside leaving.  i can’t help but to wonder if she got stood up?  i told my gf if she did the poor fool didn’t know what he was missing.  some dr. did a really nice job on them.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Evan Curry

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Evan Curry

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    when suddenly this awesome set of twins shows up in front of me. I couldn’t help staring. they were outlined by this beautiful Black vest. the vest was a frame that took my eyes directly to these beauties. 

    then suddenly I realized I was being glared at. when I looked up I see the cute brunette that was with the twins with this pissed off look. she says to me " I am a woman. my face is up here. " 

    I told her "if you framed your face like you do your breasts, I would notice your face first"

    she stormed off. and left me puzzled.

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Proud Member of the Wolf Pack

    Avatar of Renee Jordan

    with some extra cash and low self-esteem, you can usually talk him into buying some growth. 

    **GirlCo + UNdead = Chicks you DO NOT want to mess with.**

    Avatar of J.P.

    I love that show. Sadly, we don’t get it over here.

    __________________________________________

    MC, CA, UN_dead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

    Avatar of Evan Curry

     I find the most erotic part of the women body si the boobs

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Pons Matal
    but it has to be followed by a gentle massage to have the desired effects. ;p
     

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over. Proud Member of the Wolf Pack!

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    And the guy is drunk enough to believe that it works! 

    ___________________

    Proud member of GirlCo!

    Avatar of steveANARCHY

    if you pour water on them? 

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Karen McDonald

    it doesn’t help them grow!

    Proud member of GirlCo!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    Scary places to go. 

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Proud Member of the Wolf Pack

    Avatar of Pons Matal
     What does it open?  ;p
     

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over. Proud Member of the Wolf Pack!

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    Just figured it deserved an honorable mention at least!  The boobies were implied. 

    ___________________

    Proud member of GirlCo!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    but your characters mommy bags were unclothed! 

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Proud Member of the Wolf Pack

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Proud Member of the Wolf Pack

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    Well kind of anyway! 

    ___________________

    Proud member of GirlCo!

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    It’s from the movie Beaches!!!  Lol. 

    ___________________

    Proud member of GirlCo!

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    I remember it a while back, and it listed the different names for the Brazier. 

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Proud Member of the Wolf Pack

    Avatar of Gmork

    Innocent

    _________________________________________________

    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

    Avatar of Gmork

    there aren’t any near where I was.  But I can always use the tanning machine for tanning the girls, can’t I :)

    _________________________________________________

    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

    Avatar of Gmork

    I was trying to remember another name for them.  Over the shoulder boulder holder is a great term!!

    _________________________________________________

    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

    Avatar of J.P.

    the beginning of the end of the Suicide Girls…

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of J.P.

    will be to keep out rogue, unofficial photographers. Let’s call them “photograposers.”

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of J.P.

    pleased with “them”? (The new titslings, or the MBs?) Gmork, you slay me!

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    but I knew it wasn’t one of the Post Office Boards.

    Now I know. that list, along with photo, was being sent all over the country, Ya know. 

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Proud Member of the Wolf Pack

    Avatar of Jeffrey Moore

    DON"T ACCEPT CHECKS FROM:

    I was a local celebrity!

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher …. Start Cracking with Crack!

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

    Avatar of Wolf

    You must continue practicing this art, even when you think you have perfected it. 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    about this forum.  lets see how long it takes him to visit…lol

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    Pleasae continue as I lean in and observe the masters at work.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Proud Member of the Wolf Pack

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    I agree, but you need to keep up on your training.  I mean when a little mouth to mouthfull is needed, it helps if you know what your doing! 
     

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over. Proud Member of the Wolf Pack!

    Avatar of Wolf

    Otherwise, they start heaving and convulsing and can only be saved by ‘mouth to mouthfull’ recesitation.

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    you know topless.  sometimes you just have to let out the mommy bags.  sunlight is good for them…

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    Mommy bag holders are always fun to buy and show off! 

    ___________________

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    I’d hope you weren’t "hanging out" at all!

    That’s a pun I can be proud of.

    Avatar of Brad Levin

    "An armed society is a polite society.  Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."

    ~Robert A. Heinlein

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    That is SOOOO important.  

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Proud Member of the Wolf Pack

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    …but I had to let you all know. I picked up $100 worth of new Mommy Bag holders (titslingers, etc) for my vacation.  I am very pleased with them :)

    _________________________________________________

    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

    Avatar of Pons Matal
     Truley fitting for the Leader of the Wolf Pack! We are at you command oh great leader.
     

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over. Proud Member of the Wolf Pack!

    Avatar of Pons Matal
    so that you can be on both sides of the camera at the same time. You can pose and take the picture at the same time. I do it all the time. Mostly cuz no one likes to take pictures of me……  :(
     

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over. Proud Member of the Wolf Pack!

    Avatar of Vaney

    considering they’re our natural weapon of choice.

    • The Pastry Princess; Evil Incarnate and proud Member of GirlCo!
    Avatar of Wolf

    Twowire, what’s your take on this? 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    a tangent or a natural progression in the conversation. THAT is the question._

    ______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Evan Curry

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Evan Curry

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    FLXXX (CENSORED)

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    That Rocks.

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    all you would have to do is hold one up on any streetcorner and you got yourself a stampede! 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

    Avatar of steveANARCHY

    good promotion is the key to successful calendar sales as well as book sales, too.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    how do you know his moobs are to die for???  But then again, I guess they are at eye level for you. Innocent

    Proud Member of GirlCo and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    your Tatoo head. Wink

    Proud Member of GirlCo and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    My Tatoo head?  I wonder….

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    what they did with the pictures of Bea Arthur.  Put someone else’s face and then the guys whould have to figure out who is who.

    Proud Member of GirlCo and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    everything that Wolfie says and not just because you are my Sis. 

    Proud Member of GirlCo and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

    Avatar of Pons Matal

    will need to be drool resistant!

     
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

    Avatar of Pons Matal

    with a name or catchy acronym (GirlCo endorsed of course) for the GirlCo
    security team. Wolf is head of security, Hmmmm,The Wolf pack?

     
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    Just look at my avatar, there’s all the proof you need!

    Avatar of James Eager
  • It is too much to ask you to be on both sides of the camera at the same time. 
  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.  And now a pusher too!  UNdead Knight!  The Patchman – get your DOMREC patches from me!
  • Avatar of Kristyna Simonson

    We can even let him pick out our wardrobe (obviously with input from the fabulous Shadygirl!) 

    ___________________

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    WOOHOO!!!! I AM in.

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    Oh that wouldn’t work. SS just is not a good thing to be throwing around. Some short, balding Idiot screwed that up for us.

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    but it’s still worth a shot to promote the FDO’s greatness.  

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Wolf

    nobody will notice that they’re holding anything. Wink 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

    Avatar of steveANARCHY

    you can add me to the reserve roster.  however, i’d like to be involved in the promotion of this calendar.  there could be some major monies to be made here.  just think about it, never b4 have female fans of any author done anything like this.  we could have the girls posing with a copy of their favorite book by the FDO.  good marketing if you ask me.  everyone’s respected thoughts on this?

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Pons Matal

    Thanks Wolf, I’d be honored to be one of the security team members for the awesome that is GirlCo.

     
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

    Avatar of Wolf

    what would GirlCo be without JP? 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    Most lists that I have seen anyway. Girlco, SiglerVerse, State department…

    OOPs did I say that outloud? 

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Wolf

    He goes wherever GirlCo goes! 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    I would be Honored to guard such a precious crew as the girls of Girlco.

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    by the core Girlco team.

    _______________________________________________

    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Wolf

    I think Twowire, IAM and myself can more than handle it! 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

    Avatar of Wolf

    I’ve seen some of your work. Fantastic stuff! 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    it seems that if or when this calendar shoot gets underway, GirlCo, will need some security staged throughout the photo shoot.  i for one would like to volunteer for inside security.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Wolf

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

    Avatar of Shirley Bruce

    one wrong person to ask that question of.  Take a look at the "What is your avocation" thread. Smile

    Proud Member of GirlCo and friend of GirlCo’s official mascot

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  • or has the gear in house to do it.
  • I ask you – how many pro quality cameras do you own?
  • How many STUDIO lights do you have?
  • Do you have a 12 foot wide background and stand?  (Cloth, not paper) 
  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.  And now a pusher too!  UNdead Knight!  The Patchman – get your DOMREC patches from me!
  • Avatar of steveANARCHY

    ever!!!  people are more friendly than during christmas.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    glad you had fun. wish I had been at that beach.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    are the best.  a grand time was had by all…  lookin’s free touchin is gonna cost ya!!!  so my GF says.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Sometimes a little sandy, but always fun!! 

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher …. Start Cracking with Crack!

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    had plenty of mommy bags for my viewing pleasure, even got to see a few uncovered…gotta love living by the beach.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Mommy bags and guns go together like peanut butter and mommy bags.  Or Batman and Mommy Bags. 

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher …. Start Cracking with Crack!

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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     as a rhetorical question….  (posed! hee, I got a little wit in me…)
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

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    happy to see your repentance is coming along. I leave it to the Magnificent Mae as to how many Hail Siggy’s you must do.

    I like the ideas that you have put out. How about one of our wonderful ladies have a poor Junkie on leash, or that she is whipping hmmmmm or driving a plaid tank… 

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    I get it!  She can definitly be in the calendar!  I kneel, I bow, I kiss. 

    How may hail Siglers do I need to do to repent?

    PS: I really do love this calendar idea.  Hot ladies and maybe we can have one of them riding an Ancestor or growing a triangle.  We can have a few football themed pages.

    It would be amazing!

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    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    doesn’t mean you get to. In fact, your presumption just disqualified you. For the rest of you: only the humble need apply.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    and BTW: hap-E Birf-day!!!

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Proud member of GirlCo!

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    I AM there at Girlco’s beck and call

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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  • of the Girlco calenders,  the answer is yes.
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    Wolf will be escorting Sweet Mae to the front of the line! 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    the ugliest dewd I’ve seen since Geraldine! 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    Did you just say something? There were somethings in my eye and I couldn’t hear. 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    you’ve got a very nice set of mommy bags, i say yes.  however, i don’t have final say.  but if i did i’d say yes.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    so you don’t know me, but happy B-day just the same.  :) 

    "An armed society is a polite society.  Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."

    ~Robert A. Heinlein

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    HB2U

    HB2U

    HB DEEEEEER MAE

    HB2U

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    Just because I get +5 doesnt mean that I’m not wholeheartedly wishing you a happy birthday, mind you. :-)

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    I know I already FaceBooked it, but I dont get +5 at FaceBook. :-)

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    when it comes to needing asst in taking multiple photos of the GirlCo ranks; you will have an endless supply of very eager male Jukies!

     
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

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  • But in order to photograph each, you have just multiplied the photo sessions by 12.  I will need assistance.  Any volunteers? 
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  • And those aren’t no fish in the foreground, they be sharks!!! 
  • I guess I should mention that I am known in the dive industry (YOU DID CHECK MY WIKI PAGE???) for amongst other things, writing the certification course for diving with sharks….
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    the ranks of “biggest fans?” I’d carry you around on my shoulders as you execute your duties as the RDQ! (Primarily, pointing out folks who need to be destroyed…)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    Mae, you just made me thing of Ron Burgundy:

     "I’m kind of a big deal."

    I love that movie. :-)

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     im zombiegeedon btw nice 2 meet u

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    What is this profanity flowing out of your mouth? I can’t believe you actually said “lawyers”. Do you kiss CB with that mouth?

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    Is that a body I see not floating in the background?

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    And look what’s back–the chicken scissors…(roll the sinister sounding music). Hooray–I love that avatar! (CHOP, CHOP)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    let me hand you a spanky spoon. Me and MY BIG mouth. 

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    I completely agree with you. Each should have their own Calendar. 

    I think whichever of the Girlco girl that is willing to let us gaze at their beauty should have their images donning their very own individual calendar.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    You need to stop by more often to say howdy and sit a spell.  Your wonderful self has been missed very much!
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

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    Is there even a calendar worthy or capable of capturing the greatness that is GirlCo? Each one of the GirlCo gals are so AWESOME they would EACH need a calendar year for themselves! :)
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

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    have the choice of which month in the calendar you want. Please disregard Brother Finaldrive, he is new. Wolf and I will make sure he shows proper respect  the next time you walk into a Forum. 

    Happy to see you back and LOVE the new episode on Junkie Mae’s Chop Shop.  The New Sigler Fanfic is AWESOME.

    PSST FinalDrive, This Is THE Mae Breakall, of the Junkie Mae’s Chop Shop. THE PLACE to get Sigler FanFic and the FDO’s Right hand when he is Touring and Signing. Please Meet the Loveliest and Hardest working of the Girlco gals. (no offenxe to ANY of Girlco, you all work the hardest in your specifics as Girlco)

    Brother FinalDrive, Now bow and kiss the lovely hand…

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    That wasn’t a private message.   

    Shoot.

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher …. Start Cracking with Crack!

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    I have to say maybe….it gives the other Ladies hope.  You have an in!  Just don’t let anyone know yet!!

      

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher …. Start Cracking with Crack!

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    Twowire, IAM, Steve and I will be conducting an intensive search of All the Junkie Ladies and we will be using a very rigorus screening process.

    Wolf will be there to make sure no one gets out of line.  He’s good like that. 

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    I can totally agree with everything you are saying.  And trust me when I say, they are very creative at finding ways in and out of situations!  So beware!

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    Proud member of GirlCo! 

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    lawyers leave a shitty aftertaste! 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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  • We have a grand re-opening of the Hooters on the north end of town this week.  (Not to be confused with the Hooters on the south end of town – Hooters restuarant #2) 
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    nothing worse than lawyers. once they sink their teeth in, not even death will release the grip.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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  • The videos of the leaping Great Whites?
  • I’m just saying.
  • And on land, they have Lawyers, who provide "professional courtesy" to all Shark friends.
  • I don’t know about you, but I am more afraid of Lawyers then of a Wolf. 
  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.  And now a pusher too!  UNdead Knight!  The Patchman – get your DOMREC patches from me!
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    patiently wait until the shark had been severely weakened by the lack of oxygen and then proceed to eat them alive! Mmmm fresh shark sushi!
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

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    WOOFERS. 

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    said!!!!

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

    Avatar of Wolf

    [flickr-photo:id=3383210176,size=m]

    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    and not be decoration.  St. Pauls Cathedral is Beautiful and I love looking at it, but its not decoration, it is a powerful entity all on its own.  Like women.

    Great pic!!!

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    you are a god. thanks for posting that perfect image.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    mmmm, Mommy Bags!  (think homer simpson)

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    "An armed society is a polite society.  Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."

    ~Robert A. Heinlein

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    HOOTERS.

    That is all.

    • The Pastry Princess; Evil Incarnate and proud Member of GirlCo!
    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    would be flopping around trying to survive and Wolf would have lunch.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Pons Matal

    I thought the same thing when I seen that comment.

     
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

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     "They have bigger teeth……"

    and they swim very well, just not on land.

    Something to think about.

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    Is a good motivator. 

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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  • I volunteer to shoot the calender.
  • I promise a quality equal to the DOMREC patches.
  • And I ain’t afraid of no wolf!  My buddy sharks will protect me.  They have bigger teeth…… 
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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    they can rip a mans heart out and show it to him before he dies!  No, wait, thats a tornado too.

    Avatar of Kevin Mest

    They can drive a 2×4 through a sheet of metal!  Oh wait, thats a tornado.  Nevermind.

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    And you’d also have Wolf to deal with, and he is one tough dude!

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    jail, physical assault, and looking down a gun barrel (depending on where you live) will usually do it.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Legalities are based on a moral code I choose not to adhear to.   Its mostly fear of jail and physical assault that stops me from doing most things…… 

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    illegal in most if not all 50 states.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    sneaking to your house late at night and taking shots through the window would just be creepy. 

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    i’m willing to bet even the coldest months will be HOT!!!!

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Before you start pricing them out!  Lol.  You would have to be very strong men to handle all the hottness that would come from a calendar like that!

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    i have my work cut out for me that’s for sure.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Those suckers will got quick, I tell you what! 

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    i better get crackin.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Any less would make them cheap.

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    i’ll shell out some crack hits!

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Lets have that be something to spend our Crack hits on!  The Lovely Ladies of Siglerism Calendar!!!!!

    I’d buy it!

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    Girldco and the Girls of the SiglerVerse maybe too overwelming. you might want to try your local Lunchroom. then work your way up. we wouldn’t want you to be unstable later in life. hehehehe Innocent

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    words!  "pairfection"  i like that, may i add that to my list? 

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    nicely said, now we don’t anyone to overload on their sensors, i’m more than positive you could handle it though.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Wolf, that is a good one or should I say couple in the joining of words!
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

    UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

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    I will admit… that made me laugh.

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    You are way too young for an experience like that. For the rest of your life, you would be in a constant search for another such pairfection, only to be crushed and left wanting by every woman you meet. You would die alone & lonely.  No, my young Junkie, such images at this point in your life would be far too devastating to your future. I, on the other hand, have lived a full and fruitfull life and, I dare to say, could probably uh… handle the sensory overload that would surely     come.

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    And Friend of MuchAdo!

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    just Mommy Bags that’s it.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    "Mommy bags"? I’m confused. Perhaps some of the female members here would like to contribute some pictures of their own to educate those of us who aren’t knowledgeable of the subject?

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    you better give me those crack hits now before someone notices and you lose them all. 

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    they can hypnotize people, or at the very least distract them :P

    • The Pastry Princess; Evil Incarnate and proud Member of GirlCo!
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    well so far i’ve not gotten in trouble yet.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Also its mostly in Ancient Sandskrit.  Its really hard to read, but trust me.  Its there.  Would I lie? 

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    especially in the fine print…

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Not too skinny with the perfect amount of curves.  I hate when the hollywood girls go all super skinny when they looked perfectly fine before.  Just makes them look sick.  And they loose their mommy bags!  Why would you want that? 

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    Not sure what some people are thinking  with that!  Drives me bonkers. 

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    Proud member of GirlCo!

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    Even when talking about Mommy Bags! 

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    Proud member of GirlCo!

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    Glad you think I’m funny.  But you know whenever I make you laugh you have to give me 100 crack hits right?

    Really.  Its in the rules.

    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    God gave us Mommy Bags to keep you men in line.  That’s my theory at least!!! 

    ___________________

    Proud member of GirlCo!

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    great movie name drop with Mommy Bags!

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
    Avatar of Evan Curry

     the mutant with 3 mommy bags

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler
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    me, myself, & irene.  you know where hank comes out and she’s nursing on the bench.  

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    i remember rewinding it just like he did, too.  those were lovely.  

    Tongue out 

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Anyone remember that scene from the Adam Sandler movie "Click" where he uses the remote to slow this girl jogging down so he can get a good peak at her Mommy Bags?  I do.

    Funny movie!

    With Kate Beckinsale, who is very hot and has some nice Mommy Bags!!

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

    Avatar of Jeffrey Moore

    And I love it!

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

    Avatar of Jeffrey Moore

    Where do you live?  A war zone?  

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    i remember that show.  i actually lol when i read your post.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    I saw so many hot messes while I was at Bonnaroo.  I have so many pictures of both women AND men that really need to sit down and think about their wardrobe. 

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

    Avatar of Jeffrey Moore

    She’s happy. I’m happy.  I’m happy.

    Yep, I said it twice.

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

    Avatar of Jeffrey Moore

    I’ve been hypnotized by a pair of mommy bags.  I’d be able to swim in all my dollars like Scrooge McDuck. 

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    would pick up on it.  

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    _________________________________________________

    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

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    well not in my book at least.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    we men almost worship the MBs. (Probably as we should.)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    i don’t mind…

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    It’s in the by-laws. (And they can do whatever they want to our man boobs. But that actually works out fine, since we don’t really mind it.)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    so we can bend people to our will.  

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    it is completely unacceptable to refer to our gals using their Mommy Bags for as Mom-baggery. Just don’t go there. (I know I won’t.)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    too bad you didn’t have a camera so you could’ve documented this.

    crikey!!!

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    “The Linda.” I’m scarred. I never wanna see that chick again.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    dress your age too.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Wisdom in it’s purest form.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    came the bestest best part of your life–the rest of it spent with a happy wife who’s happy with herself. You know, from the selfish guy’s perspective, Mommy Bags ROCK, regardless of their, um, stature. All you ladies out there are beautiful. (Sounds sappy, but no joke!)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    they make it in your size doesn’t mean you have to wear it.  you all know what i mean right?

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    says "never wear blue jeans to strip clubs b/c you don’t get your money’s worth."  but if you’ve been to one strip club you’ve been to them all.  same scene, songs, breast sizes, just different faces.  once you get past say 23-26 you’re pretty much over them (strip clubs) but i’d go again if a bachelor party was needed.

    (HM & UNdead Warlord)

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    she’s hot!!!

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    would they qualify as proper support?

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     and it was only good if u like streachmarks and gun shot wounds

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    Talk of hanging Out in the Mommy Bags thread.

    Hmmm, indeed. 

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    of South Carolina. 

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    I fully support the Members of GirlCo at all times! 

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    But can’t imagine anyone would think it would work now! 

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    And the perfect analogy!!! 

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    You way overanalyzed everything I said! I just meant it would be nice to have clothes that fit women of all shapes and sizes! If you’re on the curvier side as I am, then it’s hard to find clothes that fit you properly. Didn’t mean to offend anyone!

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    He claimed they were actual business meals & meetings! Ya right

     
     

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    I just spewed a mouth full of coffee all over, some even through my nose! I bow to your wit my dear Lady!

     
     

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    It had to be said.  I feel like you guys aren’t just a regular bra, you’re the extra padded full support underwire with crisscross back and pretty flower design around the edge.   

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    "I’m really just not a fan of the overly done boob jobs.  And I agree about clothes not fitting.  They do not make clothes to fit women with curves!  That’s just wrong."

    No. Unfortunate, maybe but not wrong. The majority of women have curves and that some don’t neither invalidates them as women nor villify the manufacurers that cater to the majority.

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    Guy desereved to be fired for that!  What kind of idiot expenses titty bars? 

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     This group is great about that.  Always supportive of each other when needed, but can keep things light at the same time!  Definitely helped me through my insane year so far.  Although to remain on topic, boobies rock!

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    …we are all about support :)

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    I think that those of us on the forums are a little more open minded and have had experience in life that when there is a "serious" topic we can be supportive and appreciate each other. Good on ya!

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    one another here.  

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    I’ve told that story to other people and I’ve gotten very mixed reactions.  Glad you all hear where I’m coming from! 

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    But it is good to hear that it was for a good reason. Happy to hear she’s happier with herself now.

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    Geez, that’s a lot to handle (especially in high school).

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    we should do what makes us happy.  good for her.  

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     i think pan anderson looked better befor allthat work now she is just (full body shiver)

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    I’ve only been once and that was because they had free beer with a $10 cover charge. But there are some that go way overboard. A head office engineer in a company I worked for in Houston got fired for going to strip clubs. He expensed $40K in club related expenses to the company of 2yrs! 
     
     

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    I’m really just not a fan of the overly done boob jobs.  And I agree about clothes not fitting.  They do not make clothes to fit women with curves!  That’s just wrong.

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     about implants for the right reasons. But when you see the women with implants so big it looks like their falsely inflated mommy bags could explode at any minute, eeehh not so good.  Hell, they’d even probably work as floaties while their swimming.
     

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    Thats it.  Just mommy bags.

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    when you need to do something, you just do it. no judgment calls here. glad to hear you were pulled in as an expert to help in the decision making.

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    My wife got breast implants about 2 years ago (don’t judge, she was a sub A and only went to a B), and we spent about a month doing nothing but looking at pictures of "mommy bags" to decide how big she wanted and what type she wanted to do.  

    Best month of my life.   

    And those out there still judging anyway, it was her choice and it was worth anything anyone says, because now when we go shopping she doesn’t burst into tears because nothing is made for her body type.

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    Not very often, but as a couple we find it to be…..entertaining.  We both have a good time, then we go home and….go to sleep.

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    I think Scarlett Johanssen has a pretty nice rack. 

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    To be honest, I find them a waste of time, you pay good money to have somebody shake there booty in your face and then you go home sexually frustrated! 

    They can be fund for a stag party to embariss some square mates but other than that its a big tease!

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    willing to answer, not a must.

    other than yours, do you have a favorite pair or whose do you admire?

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    Ussually you get what you pay for. I have gone to Sleazy, hole in the wall and to high fallootin’ places and in between. 

    I really enjoy going with my boys. its nice to cut loose and enjoy the female form without being judged, slapped or told off. 

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    Mine of course! 

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    How do men really feel about strip clubs?  I never cared if a guy I was dating went, but I don’t really see the appeal.  I went once and wasn’t all that impressed.  But I’m a woman.  Just curious! 

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    it’s all good. you don’t have to tell. we can just imagine.

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    Some of those pictures were outrageously funny…and I swear.. I think they snuck one of me in there….
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    You never know who will get offended by what you say.  At least this way they know to enter at their own discretion! 

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     All hail Gmork!
     

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    Mommy Bags! And yet, still very funny. Thanks SlackerQueen!

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    you must remember that it completely distracts us when you concatenate where the rest of us can see you… Don’t stop.

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    & wild.  FYI: i’m almost through with HOMELAND, and it rocks!!!

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    If you were referencing my sorting, don’t think for one second that I sorted that manually (hell no).  There definitely was Excel involved… a little parsing, sorting A-Z then concatenating with ampresands and commas.

    Therefore I suppose that means I now have a creepifying spreadsheet of Mommy Bag euphemisms…which, is alright with me too :)

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    after a couple of years off drooling…

    Never had to wait that long.

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     she had 2 get a reduction b/c the were breaking her spine

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    I have never seen this. you are a goddess SlackerQueen.

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    See now this is the magic of the Mommy Bag thread.  Good work outta you SlackerQueen!!

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    i’ll have keep that video, that funny!  thanks slackerqueen

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     (that’s ManBoobs, NOT MommyBags!)

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     Literally, to much! Just kidding, I was LMOA watching the vid!
     

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    http://en.sevenload.com/videos/GYHw47R-99-different-words-for-breasts

    (Fair warning; lots of pcis of the Mommy Bags in this video)

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    Please, please start that thread!

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    … or your mommy bags. Time seems to linger there. Either that, or you have some sort of database with as many euphamisms for breasts as you have ever come across. Which, I might add, is not creepy, it is dedicated.

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    balloons, bazookas, blinkers, bombs, boobies, boobs, bosom torpedoes, boulders,breasticles, breasts, bristols, cans, chesticles, cleavage, cones, cupcakes, dumplins, floppers, funbags, gazongas, headlights, honkers, honkers, hooters, jugs, knockers, mammaries, mellons, melons, milk bags, mounds, mountains, muffins, my two best friends, nips, pillows, rack, shakers, sweater meat, sweater puppies, T1 & T2, ta-tas, the girls, the dairy section, tig ol’ bitties, tweeters. yahoos, twins, whoppers, ying-yangs

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    The first post was funny but reading the fact that you thought twice about posting it made it even funnier.

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    through her clothing. She could push it and it would end up moving to her side aways. It was funny as hell, we were cracking up about it. 
     

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    when the migration happened, was it noticable?

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    But I did have to wipe a little drool off his chin!  Lol. 

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    Your poor sister. 

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    I’m not sure they could handle us! 

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    I’m sure she is much happier and healthier with a D, although, I bet her husband is depressed. 

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     (not really, shes a good sport) and shes not a Junkie anyway, so I’m safe in that aspect. She has implants and one day one of them ended up close to being under her armpit! Some how it had gotten loose and shifted. I laughed, she did too. Until she got it fixed she said she kept having to move it back it to position every morning! 
     

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    While that rumor is true, I’m still only one man.  And a short one that that.

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    and what are they smacking you with? ;)
     

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     Skit with Kristy Alley in which she plays, I think, an alien woman from a planet where the women eyes had migrated 
    to their breasts because that where the males always ended up spending most of their time staring while taking with them?
     

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    before I could type this. Damn, never heard that one before.

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     I’d just stay home and play with my Mommy Bags all day.  Hehee, know where that came from?
     

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     A buxomly lady wearing a Guess shirt starts to walk by me. I stopped her and I say "Implants?" Needless to say she slapped me! Thats what I get for guessing. :p
     

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    yep!

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    especially in the mommy bag thread.

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    people around you during trying time.  glad he’s doing better

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    the hose monkeys (as he calls them) helped him through it.

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    poor guy, i feel bad for him.  

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    you are just soooo funny. 

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    that I waffled a whole 15 seconds before I hit ‘Post Comment’ on the above… the devil on my shoulder won that battle, despite the halo.

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    that is a keeper

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    I had to get a reduction too.  But that’s for another thread.  Innocent

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    I’ll have to remember that one.

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    what about reduction?

    My sister-in-law was a ‘G’, she had to reduce because as a firewoman, her back hurt.

    After the boys were born she had a reduction. she is now a ‘D’. my Brother was depressed for a long time.

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    my gf and i say "same case new filling"

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    Krusty the Clown’s favorite Bazoomba’s?  i double dog dare you Wolf to put those in alphabetical order…that makes a really good reference list.

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    at least you didn’t miss any of it. 

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    I am hoping that even in my Lil’ Devil persona Girlco would take care of me. 

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    and another batch of hilarity pops up!  Too funny. :-)

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    boobs, breasts, jugs, knockers, hooters, boobies, melons, rack, mammaries, headlights, honkers, pillows, chesticles, nips, cleavage, gazongas, bombs, mountains, bristols, sweater meat, sweater puppies, whoppers, bazookas, balloons, breasticles, blinkers, mounds, floppers, mellons, funbags, milk bags, boulders, twins, bosom torpedoes, the dairy section, tig ol’ bitties, cones, shakers, tweeters. yahoos, honkers, the girls, cans, cupcakes, ying-yangs, ta-tas, muffins, T1 & T2, my two best friends, dumplins, etc . ………

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    You would be blown away by the sheer awesomness that is us :P

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    If a guy told me my boobs were obnoxious as a compliment, I would smack him. With my boob!  Just so he knew what he wasn’t gettingYell

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    I’m with I AM on this one.  Don’t get me wrong, a pair of fakes are alright (because after all, they are still boobs) and every boob has their place.  I think itty bitty’s are ok too. As long as they are appropriate (or just slightly over appropriate) to the frame, then it’s all good.  Just my preference would be natural.  But hey, you take the good, you take the bad…

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    what I wouldn’t give to to be the little devil on your shoulders when you are having those conversations. Muchado, Gmork, SlackerQueen, KristynaMae. I bow to you all.

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    a B**** and secretly plan to annihilate them or I ask my friends "Wonder how much they paid for those".  No one shows me up! Tongue out

    "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.  Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." – Goethe

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    everytime my friends and I see a nice rack, we stop whatever we’re doing and stare until the Mommy Bags have completely walked out of sight. We’re always getting distracted by the mommy bags, hell, we love staring at them! (and it freaks out the owner of the Mommy Bags we happen to be looking at :P)

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    all in good fun

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    But I love ya anyway! 

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    i just had the idea, you turn ideas into action.  

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