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JUNKIES! What gives you your biggest J.N.H.O.????

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    One would imagine that Clark’s Home Owners Insurance is through the roof.

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    look at the damage the cat did to the floor! (Stupid cat.)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    open fire…well not really but you see where i was trying to go with that.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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     she has a grasp on Clarks situation…..
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    what does she do?  it’s one of classic x-mas movies, for sure.

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     lot of great scenes. Like when the swat team rushes in and someone hollers  "freeze". Did you ever notice where Clarks wifes hand is??
     

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    when clark kidnaps his boss

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     When the cat gets fried and when they lift the chair all you see is a charred outline.  "If that cat had nine lives it sure used ‘em all." No offense towards cats, just a funny gag…
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    ah christmas movies.

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    So funny.  A little tree water aint gonna hurt him! 

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    & Christmas Vacation with chevy chase, too

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    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    A vision that included holiday-decorated moobs.  And a fuse having to be replaced because the moobs were decked out in too much splendor.

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    when the circuit breakers on my Moobs pop.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    Getting mentioned in a couple of Sig’s books and hanging out with all of you junkies!

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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    . prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

    .100% Texan

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    Undead Champion, HM and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.

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    bedroom at the wrong time.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    (in a snooty english voice) 

     what i have done here is merge two completly differant response into a cadree of one just one masterfull retort.

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    I love it.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    It is a great honor to be our Mascot! 

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    . prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

    .100% Texan

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    playa!

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    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    I feel I have to do everything I can to bring honor to the UFS.  And if that includes being FORCED to appear in my favorite book, which is signed by the FDO and being imortalized for all eternity, I’m willing to take that punishment for the UFS.

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    I believe you may be correct, sir.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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    Puts me in the back field. I just want to have a chance at a touchdown or a field goal or…

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    dead time to come along. I would be most excited!
     

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    Weren’t he in dem dare Harold the Potter movin’ pitcher shows? 

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    .100% Texan

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    it’s rather nice isn’t it?  you’re in THE ROOKIE, too.  that nuking futs, so am i.  i bet you’re really can’t wait now for your copy of the hardcover to ship.

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    And a Rookie appearance to boot!  Sweet!

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    Congrats!

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    SO PUMPED! 

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    . prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

    .100% Texan

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    .100% Texan

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    that your ‘foo’ is strong! 

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    If I could slip in more foo’s I totally would. Good to hear someone can, tho.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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    You have no idea how many foo’s just slip out in conversation.

    -You thought triangles were bad under your skin. Well, try a yak.-

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    Fiddy instead of fifty also slips out sometimes, too. (My homie. :P)

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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    It just sort of slips out all the time. It is both comical and annoying.

    -You thought triangles were bad under your skin. Well, try a yak.-

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    Yea man! Wat he said!

    Lol, no really. My friend got me started on it and I’m addicted now. :P Gotta learn to stop…

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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    Dere aint nothin’ funny about gangstas, foo’. Shut yo’ loling mouth or you will find a cap busted into it before you can say "Oh no! You are busting a cap into my mouth!"

     Although admittedly that is not really that short a sentence to say.

    -You thought triangles were bad under your skin. Well, try a yak.-

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    Which side, left or right?

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     wow u gansta lol

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    True dat, man, true dat.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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     would give me a J.N.H.O

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    The most insightful and wise threads often have beginnings in topical conversation. Surely a topic of such transcending poignancy as mommy bags has its beginnings somewhere, I told myself. And here it is. What a discovery.

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    I mean, if you want to be a good person or something. ;)

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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    So this is where it (kind of) started… Lol.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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    if so did it ever stop?

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    The Mommy Bags thread

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    –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

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    We could talk about JP’s right manboob again.  Seems topical.

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    start forum topic about "mommy bags" and takers???

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    What a scenic and memorable drive that would be to take! :)
     

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    Indeed.  There’s all sorts of cal de sacs and twisty turns in there. :)

    Torchwood is totally one of my guilty pleasures. Some women have Sex and the City…Gmork has Torchwood. 

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    listening or reading a blurb of an autobiography by Marlene Dietrich’s daughter about her mother and her mother not being interested in sex. She said that she just never cared for it.  Maybe Marlene herself was asexual?
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    There’s a little insight into the mind of our lovely Wiki mistress.  :-)

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    on the BBC program "Torchwood".  He’s omnisexual. Includes alien lifeforms.  It’s my all time fav sci-fi program.  It has guns, sex, aliens, and John Barrowman. Delicious.

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    Where? Oh, sorry, for a minute I thought this was a conversation about Mommy bags……
     

    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

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    is a good thing right?

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    I mean, if you want to be a well-rounded person (ick). :P

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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    it’s good to have more than one activity.

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    You sure know how to make a Junkie blush. ^__^

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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    I’ll be keeping your pep talk in my head every time I see him.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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    Don’t know if you know about this, but if you want to read up on it or anything asexuality.org is the best place to read up on it. You can even join the forum if you’d like. :) It’s pretty fun there. Though lots of them tend to, sadly, not get the awesome dirty humor.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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    or is there room for 1?

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    If you can take that out of the equation it is so much esier to be friends with members of both sexes.  That’s why it’s kind of cool on here because it’s all harmless fun! 

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    I’ve never heard of panromantic.  Now I’m fascinated. 

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    He always knows the right thing to say! 

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    & proud of it! 

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    And a happy mascot at that! 

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    hey you can suck up all you want. you are THE mascot.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    GirlCo!!! 

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    you’ll be fine.

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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     biggest J.N.H.O

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    No idea about my pride/confidence issue. Just the way it happened, lol. But okay. By the end of work if he doesn’t have his girlfriend anymore I’ll let him know. And that’s the best I’m gonna do. Cause I’m lame.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead Knight for Sigler}

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     but buddy dont let your life be ruled by fear or pride

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    be proud of who you are.  everyone has something to offer somebody.  if that somebody doesn’t want what the other person has to offer well then at least you know.  the worst case scenario is that you can be friends.  how can you not have enough confidence and still and have pride?  to me they go hand in hand.  

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    Two things, though. One: I don’t have enough confidence (balanced with too much pride) to be able to do that. Two: I’m working with the guy I like right now, so…

    Thanks, though. :D Maybe one day…

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."

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    if you like someone, that way you’ll know how they feel and can progress or move on.

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    It’s only lonely when I have a huge crush on someone. I have no idea how to flirt or tell if they like me back. : Otherwise, I’m happy. :)

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."

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    NOCTURNAL, since that’s what i’m listening to at the moment.  however, when i move on to CONTAGIOUS & THE ROOKIE, it’ll be them that do it for me.  when i was reading INFECTED, it was doing it for me.  when i listen and read them all i’ll be able to pick out a clear winner.

    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    you can have alot more friends and relate in different ways. if Sex is that important then it could be lonely, but not for everyone.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

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    There are some asexuals (called aromantics or asexual-asexuals) that experience no attraction whatsoever. I happen to be panromantic (or panasexual) so I’m just not sexually attracted to anyone. But romantically, physically, whatnot. Yeah, I can be. :)

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."

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    I love it, as hard as that might be to believe. :) The asexual community is really fun to talk with, too. Although I’ve gotta be the most dirty minded asexual I know. xD

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    Seeing as I’m asexual, nothing. But if it were anything, it would be the same as I AM—: whatever Sigler is reading at the time my iPod (or iTunes) is playing. Duh.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."

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     Agree’d.

    Mark "The Mangler" Wheeler

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    whatever sigler is reading at the time my Ipod is playing.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

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    it hasn’t been updated in months. 

    Just run the plays I call, Barnes!

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    Just Started it again today.

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    Definitely The Rookie. And I don’t even like football much. 

    Just run the plays I call, Barnes!

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    What IS the J.N.H.O.©? Why, its your Junkie Nipple Hard On!!!!

    Which story gives it to you most?!?!

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