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Its not really in any sigler book…. but sounds like something for Pookie…

  • Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    Found on FoxNews.com

    Canadian Man Builds Himself Robot Girlfriend

    FOXNews.com

    A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he’s built himself one.

    Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he’s spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.

    "She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast," Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail.

    Not only that, but Aiko speaks — in both English and, for some reason, Japanese. (Le Trung has a Vietnamese name.) She can also read.

    "Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty," Le Trung tells the Sun of London. "Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman."

    She still can’t walk, however. That will take a lot more work and, Le Trung tells the Globe and Mail, a new round of funding. He hopes to create and sell more pretty female robots in the future.

    But, ahem, is there more than just companionship involved?

    "Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."

    Avatar of James Keeling

    Sure…  Right….   Sicko!

    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

    Avatar of Barbara Jungbauer

    He’s 33 and lives with his parents and for some reason has trouble meeting women?
    I wonder what the problem could possibly be.
    Tastes Like Chicken

    Avatar of Donald Martin

     Where can I get me one of those?  Jam let me know where you get yours.

    LOL 

    • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

    Avatar of J.P.

    but are you guys talking about Sadock?!?

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    You don’t understand. I’M not locked in here with YOU. YOU’RE locked in here with ME. – Rorschach

     

    I’m your pusher (as of 03/11/09).

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    Did you have to tell the media about it? The fact that you’re Canadian? The sex with your knock-off FemBot, I can tolerate, but letting everybody know you’re from Canada? Not cool. I think the city of Brampton should designate your Mom and Dad’s house as a heritage site or something. "Robo-humping weirdo lives here" comes to mind.

     

    You don’t understand. I’M not locked in here with YOU. YOU’RE locked in here with ME. – Rorschach

     

    I’m your pusher (as of 03/11/09).

    Avatar of Wolf

    Must be the MooseHead  

                                    

    "Official Mascot of GirlCo"

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    DDJ, I knew it. and this proves what all those mothers say… 

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (5000 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    I drink Toronto tapwater on a daily basis, and I don’t feel compelled to build an android girlfriend. Unlike a certain someone I’m aware of in a small city to my east.

     

    You don’t understand. I’M not locked in here with YOU. YOU’RE locked in here with ME. – Rorschach

     

    I’m your pusher (as of 03/11/09).

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    That weirdo can stay the hell away from my city. If those mothers are implying I’m engaging in deviant sexual relations with electromechanical women, they are mistaken and cruising for a libel-based lawsuit.

     

    You don’t understand. I’M not locked in here with YOU. YOU’RE locked in here with ME. – Rorschach

     

    I’m your pusher (as of 03/11/09).

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    Gotta be something in the beer up there…
    Sex bots…
    strange fantasys about driving a Zamboni across Saskatewan…
    strange people….

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Lady Catamounts beat the College of Charleston Lady Cougars 101-87 in a record 3 overtimes

    WCU LADY CATAMOUNTS ARE 2009 SOCON CHAMPIONS! Next stop, March Madness!!!!!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    but I think her name was something like

    Damn Dirty Junkies Mom. she started the rumors. hehehe 

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (5000 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    just watch a hockey game. good, fun, and violent

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (5000 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Christopher P. Kearney

    The Irishman from Ohio

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    cool one there.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (5000 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Christopher P. Kearney

    I think its name was April.

    The Irishman from Ohio

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    We’re all kinds of wacky fun.

    You don’t understand. I’M not locked in here with YOU. YOU’RE locked in here with ME. – Rorschach

     

    I’m your pusher (as of 03/11/09).

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    I just had a coughing fit from the laughter.

    You don’t understand. I’M not locked in here with YOU. YOU’RE locked in here with ME. – Rorschach

     

    I’m your pusher (as of 03/11/09).

    Avatar of Vaney

    I’m glad I live in Montreal Tongue out Most we get are riots and the worst one had police cars. On fire. And looting. After a hockey game play-off. Good times.

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    I’m just glad I could get you to laugh.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6060 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    and go to a Hockey game with you.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6060 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    You don’t understand. I’M not locked in here with YOU. YOU’RE locked in here with ME. – Rorschach

     

    I’m your pusher (as of 03/11/09).

    Avatar of Mark Wheeler

    I have like 12 fully functional female robots in my basement right now. Not a big deal. lol

    "So do you guys have Battletoads..?"

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    I’ve seen the shows. the government will stop by, pick you up and "recruit" to the black ops program.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6060 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    Please tell me you’ve installed machine gun jumblies.

     

    You don’t understand. I’M not locked in here with YOU. YOU’RE locked in here with ME. – Rorschach

     

    I’m your pusher (as of 03/11/09).

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    I wonder…. where do the bullets come out?

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Lady Catamounts beat the College of Charleston Lady Cougars 101-87 in a record 3 overtimes

    WCU LADY CATAMOUNTS ARE 2009 SOCON CHAMPIONS! Next stop, March Madness!!!!!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    they come out the obvious places. 

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6060 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Wolf

    What caliber?

    (just wundrin’)      

                                

    "Official Mascot of GirlCo"

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    pretty large from the looks of them.

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6060 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of J.P.

    Nuf said.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    Girlco? if so then definitly HIGH caliber.

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6060 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    too obvious… I like to give junkies credit for more intellegence than that…

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

    WCU Baseball lost to Tennessee 5-1 last night, and will host Kennesaw State tonight in Cullowhee

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    have the bullets exit? easily accessible yet hidden?

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6060 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    the nose of course…

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

    WCU Baseball lost to Tennessee 5-1 last night, and will host Kennesaw State tonight in Cullowhee

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    DEWD that is just so bizarre it’s funny. and you are right. no one would expect it. 

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6060 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Kit Ainslie

     dude! every true man needs a robot wife to clean around the house and, the uh, bed. Besides, when you bring over,"friends", from particularely wild parties, you can always shut her down for the night!

    Scott’s obedient servant, As always,

                                 Happy Decapitated Kittens

                                                  HDK

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    You don’t understand. I’M not locked in here with YOU. YOU’RE locked in here with ME. – Rorschach

     

    I’m your pusher (as of 03/11/09).

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6060 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of J.P.

    and gals. Stop touching that.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Wolf

    I was just uhm…… cleaning it!! Yeah, that’s it! 

                                      

     [flickr-photo:id=3383210176,size=m]

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    come on JP, I really wasn’t touching what ever it is you are accusing me of touching…..

     

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6060 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    I was just scratching an itch… I SWEAR!!!

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

    WCU Womens’ Track and Field came in 2nd in the SOCON championships.

    Avatar of Vaney

    I swear on Big Bird’s grave, I was NOT touching it!

    Avatar of Shawn Laing

    You don’t understand. I’M not locked in here with YOU. YOU’RE locked in here with ME. – Rorschach

     

    I’m your pusher (as of 03/11/09).

    Avatar of J.P.

    False alarm! It only looked like you all were touching it. (Except for those of you who were…)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Vaney

    I didn’t touch it! I mean, yeah, it was shiny, but I was NOT touching it!

    Avatar of J.P.

    Er, uh, I mean “good girl.” NO, I mean… darn it, now I’m confused! I need me some hotdog sushi…

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Christopher P. Kearney

    I’ll kill’em. Its bad enought Mr. Snuff-a-lock-a-buss had to go into hiding. But Who Killed B.B? Just tell me and I will beat them to death with a metal trash can lide. I swear it!

    The Irishman from Ohio

    Avatar of Vaney

    Bert and Ernie. B.B was movin’ in on their showtime, so they had to ‘take care of’ him.

    But you didn’t hear it from me, got that?

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    about those two.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6666 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of J.P.

    killed Big B. The rest of you shouldn’t try to pass the responsibility off on other weaker Sesame Street characters, especially now that we know about Meth P.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Vaney
    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    if any new data comes in…

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man (6666 and climbing) & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Christopher P. Kearney

    their rubber duckies to death.

    The Irishman from Ohio

    Avatar of John Vovers

     YOU CANT DENY WHO I AM MOTHER…

      *coughs*

     …sorry that was some repressed shit. my bad folks and folkesses


    You kill me?

    no, no

    I kill you  

    Avatar of J.P.

    I saw the folks who were touching it, and you weren’t there. So you might have been touching it, but you can’t prove it. Now, start touching it when you’re being watched; then I can publicly tell you to stop touching it.

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    Now your trying to get the Junkie in trouble.

    touch it

    no don’t touch

    well i didn’t see you touch it…

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of J.P.

    but what am I?

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of J.P.

    Meth P is a little sketchy. (Do you have any good poultry recipes?)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Vaney

    just for the record, I saw you touching it too!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of J.P.

    that you did. But this is how I know the rest of you were too. (Damn it.)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Vaney

    are telling me to tell you that, once again, I wasn’t touching it (Honest!) But was there seeing everyone else touch it. Just like I was there when Big B was offed. In the Shadows, like a ninja! (The Shadows were smiling, which was kinda creepy)

    Avatar of Vaney

    I am anywhere, everywhere and nowhere (…does that even make sense? hmm…)

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    You know that Shadygirl its a Girlco thing. oh wait I’m not supposed to,…………..(click, buzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    My pants are off limits to all but my Kaitlin…. lol

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

    WCU Catamounts Baseball opened up a can of WHOOP ASS on University of North Carolina: Asheville 11-0

    Avatar of Vaney

    I don’t anywhere near anyone’s pants :P

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    does this mean you don’t wear pants? TMI

    (btw, i mean no offense, I just jokin around…)

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

    WCU Catamounts Baseball opened up a can of WHOOP ASS on University of North Carolina: Asheville 11-0

    Avatar of Vaney

    I just don’t go near other people’s pants!

    (No offense taken, I know you’re jokin’)

    Avatar of Meth Pigeon

    We had to shut his big beak for him. Permanently! 

    cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    there is a hit out on you, mr MethPigeon. well at least that is what I heard.

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    That u got ate yesterday…. glad to see ur still around… so i’ll get MY chance to cook ya…

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

    WCU Catamounts Baseball opened up a can of WHOOP ASS on University of North Carolina: Asheville 11-0

    Avatar of J.P.

    but what am I?

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of J.P.

    Look! Right there! Now tell me what that is, and what you’re doing to it. (Only the Pastry Princess can get away with THAT.)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Christopher P. Kearney

    …if Big Bird was offed, I would have been told. Then I would take out would killed the BB. You Do Not Mess With Muppets.

    The Irishman from Ohio

    Avatar of Vaney

    I take it you wouldn’t be too happy to know that Elmo is going to be committed for addiction to LSD? (Oh yeah, I went there. As much as I love those muppets, I can’t help but want to tarnish their good names :D)

    Avatar of Meth Pigeon

    you don’t want to know all about Bert & Ernie, eh? 

    cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    i don’t wanna know abut u being butt-buddies with bert and ernie

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

    WCU Catamounts Baseball opened up a can of WHOOP ASS on University of North Carolina: Asheville 11-0

    Avatar of Pons Matal

     only when there wearing them or what if there folded up on a laying on a chair or something? Just wondering if you may have pantaphobia? :p

    "Chief informationless officer of the office of knows nothing" Any questions? :)

    Avatar of Vaney

    Except on rare occasions where I will give someone a wedgie!

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    the perfect wedgie moment.

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of J.P.

    I thought it was “the H”! Could it be both?

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of J.P.

    such an angry man!

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Vaney

    Its hard to keep track of all the stuff he’s taken over the years.

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    its like i’m the bringer of randomness….when ever i post on a thread (or make one)it turns into the Random Discussion thread Redux…

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

    WCU Catamounts Baseball opened up a can of WHOOP ASS on University of North Carolina: Asheville 11-0

    Avatar of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    /sarcasm

    But that’s a good thing.

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."

    Avatar of Vaney

    all it says about us is we’re not boring Junkies! Laughing

    • The Pastry Princess; Evil Incarnate and proud Member of GirlCo!
    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    How dare you think these forums would have any such thing. Well, I just, HMMMMM.

     

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Christopher P. Kearney

    Elmo is a Meth-laced marriguana*ms* addict. Wayne Brady gotted him hooked.

    The Irishman from Ohio

    Avatar of Christopher P. Kearney

    are illegetimated brothers. One is homo-sexual. the othere is tri-sexual. He will try anyhting. He’s a Fluffy.

    The Irishman from Ohio

    Avatar of J.P.

    You mean muppets, other muppets, and pigeons?

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

    Avatar of Christopher P. Kearney

    The Irishman from Ohio

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    that tri-sexual was men, women, and dogs…. like my old biology teacher…

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

    WCU Catamounts Baseball opened up a can of WHOOP ASS on University of North Carolina: Asheville 11-0

    Avatar of Wolf

    If I lived my life with some guys arm up my ass, you can bet yours that I would be trying out all sorts of drugs! 

    [flickr-photo:id=3383210176,size=m]

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    and you can have all the good points you want….. now…. turn your head and cough.

    Yes, I’m a hick, whats your point?

    Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

    WCU Catamounts Softball has won a thrilling victory over the EVVVILLLL Appalachian State University……6-5 in 8 innings..

    Avatar of Wolf

    You seem just a bit too eager! 

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    Avatar of Christopher P. Kearney

    The Irishman from Ohio

    Avatar of Insignificant Blood Splatter

    Of course I didn’t say sarcasm. I said that this is Sparta!

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie."

    Avatar of Joseph Cartwright

    you must punctuate the ‘P’. as in "This Is sParta"

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    I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

    Avatar of Tony Faulkner

    "Who is Number One?", "You, are Number Six!", "I am not a number, I am a free man!"

    Avatar of Christopher P. Kearney

    The Irishman from Ohio

    Avatar of Jason Houghton

    no place like 127.0.0.0

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    "Original Junkie" Jason "DeVoiD" Houghton

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    Avatar of J.P.

    I don’t wanna be diddlin’ around in your wacky, loopback Class A neighborhood! I might get mugged! (Although if everyone else wants to see it, I’ll gladly wander in.)

    – “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

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