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I'm a Loser

  • Avatar of scottsigler

    @michaelkidd: People come and go here, we don’t really get a ton online at any one moment.

    Avatar of The Yeti

    on line, though as I type this there are three

    I don’t feel so much like a Nigel now

    Avatar of BigJohn

    Only one what?

    Avatar of The Yeti

    Every time I come in here there’s only one :(

    In the time of chimpanzees
    I was a monkey
    Butane in my veins
    So I’m out to cut the junkie
    With the plastic eyeballs,
    Spray-paint the vegetables
    Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
    Kill the headlights
    And put it in neutral
    Stock car flaming’ with a loser
    And the cruise control
    Baby’s in Reno with the vitamin D
    Got a couple of couches,
    Sleep on the love seat
    Someone keeps saying’
    I’m insane to complain
    About a shotgun wedding
    And a stain on my shirt
    Don’t believe everything that you breathe
    You get a parking violation
    And a maggot on your sleeve
    So shave your face
    With some mace in the dark
    Saving’ all your food stamps
    And burning’ down the trailer park

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