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Heavy G Girls

  • Avatar of summiezig

    I can’t picture what a Heavy G girl would look like. Would Angela be built more like Beyonce or Queen Latifa? On steroids, of coure!

    Avatar of Jason Williamson

    I’d say you would get a mix of both, but trust me they are worth dating. Any women that can take charge in bed through brute strength has many wonderful things to offer!

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    Jayguana

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    I think of the East German models from the 1980s Wendy’s commercials.

    “Is next…svimvear! Is next…eveningvear!”

    But the Heavy G girls are probably bigger than that.

    HeavyGJohn

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    Click here for the wiki entry for the Heavy G species. There is a fan created depiction of a Heavy G man…so put a wig on it and I think that’s the closest picture you’ll get of a Heavy G woman. *shudder*

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    After that its just a matter of time before the wonderful violence begins.

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    Jayguana

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    Thicker through the core and a little bit shorter arms.

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    I’m 95% sure that’s the officially endorsed depiction of a Heavy G Human in the Siglerverse. While not as high res (or colorful) as the picture in THE ROOKIE, it does appear to be the same image.

    *Dibs* on Jayguana’s kidneys!

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    I’m beginning to think that Jayguana is a 10 year old virgin. <taunt>

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    A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

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    that they would be fairly short, but very stocky, more like a Tollkin Dwarf on steroids. A high-G environment would make physical development trend toward shorter but thicker bone and a wider overall frame, barring any artifical augmentation or manipulation of course.

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    Well, at least not about this Tongue out

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    A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

    Avatar of Mathis Wrenn

    In the Rookie, QB wonders what a Gorilla would look like if you shaved all it’s hair off and put it in a football uniform.

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    ….where gorillas grow up? Laughing

    As Keanu Reeves would say: “Wooaaaa!”

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    hmmmp…

    fuck it; 4 beers in, I would.

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    Good man! In the dark, everyone looks the same!!Tongue out

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    Yeah, I’m not sure that’s how I pictured them at first, but it is really close to the description given of them (and sadock’s right, that very same picture was used as an illustration in the hardcover version of The Rookie).

    If you can accept how they are depicted in that illustration, it makes sense as to why Angela Stuart (the Angel of Death episodes of the Crypt) would be so self concious about how she looks and be so admiring of the delicate features and build of non-Heavy G women.

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    What are you telling me you’ve never been pinned down and used like a fleshy toy? And who ever said that a human ear can be torn off with like 8 fp of pressure is wrong, they can take a lot of abuse. As for details that is as much as you get. If my wife saw me writing about past glory i would never get any again.

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    Jayguana

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    I give up, The picture is right and im wrong. I just dont like the way they look. Your arms would not be longer just cause your in heavy G, and thats all Im saying.

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    Come on – I GOTTA be on top.

    BigJohn

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    a human guy would have to be on top!!! Can we say crush injuries?!?!?!? Surprised

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    Have you seen my eyes?

    BigJohn

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    ……but I’m actually more of a dominant personality in the bedroom.

    As far as past glory goes, [redacted] to your [redacted], then [redacted][redacted][redacted], should you?

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    ……can still feel them.

    And I have a pretty vivid (ie accurate touch -> vision translation) imagination.

    I’d think anyone who reads a lot of fiction would. Don’t you kind of ‘dreamscape’ into novels when you read?

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    Those are your eyes?!? Surprised

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    My picture is not photoshopped in any way.

    And now, I’m keeping one of those “eyes” open for Girlco!

    BigJohn

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    I could make a picture look like that without altering it on the computer Tongue out

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    Evidence

    Were you brought here by your species as pod/seed and hidden until the day you were intended to rise to wreak havoc on our unsuspecting planet?!?!?! Are you here to foil the FDO’s plans for world domination?!?!?!?!? OR are you part of the plan????

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    Thanks… Just what I needed to get my day going right….

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    Let’s think this through…

    Your skeletal structure would have developed to be heardened to take the constant strain of Heavy G. Your muscles likewise would be stronger and most likely enlarged, to handle it as well. If anything, your height might be a little bit shorter. You would have shrunk a bit as your body adusted and your skeletal structure changed. So, a hot Heavy G lady would look a little like a certain Awesome Junkie Lady we know. And to paraphrase Ismael Wang, She is Magnificient.

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    Is that the picture is a picture of me, and the picture is completely unaltered in anyway.

    BigJohn

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    France.

    BigJohn the Bright Eyed

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    I don’t think of fat FBI agents.

    Wait…what were we talking about?

    OH yeah – when I think of Heavy G Men, I think of Marvel Comics’ Charlie-27, who was born on Jupiter. Here’s a link which includes a picture:

    http://marvel.wikia.com/Charlie-27_%28Earth-691%29

    So his girlfriend, I imagine, would have longer hair and rounder pects.

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    After seeing this picture, I get Jayguana’s point…that the increased gravity wouldn’t necessarily cause the arms to grow disproportionately to the result of the skeletal structure…I think I might have to agree!

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    Do heavy G women have heavy G spots? ;p I couldnt help myself, I just came out…… Innocent

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    I would think, based on the physiological phenotype we’re given in the illustration, that there had to be some genetic tinkering going on when humans first started colonizing heavy-G planets. That’s the only thing I can think of to explain the height and the long arms that seem like they should be as stong as or perhaps a bit stronger than their legs. If left strictly to nature, people on heavy-G planets would have developed into short, stocky folk.

    I was also thinking, there has to be some variation in mass of the various planets that the GFL teams visit, so there would be variations in gravity as well. For example, a dumbell that weighs 45 pounds on Ionath may feel somewhat heavier or lighter to Quinten on another planet. This would be one more element that players would have to deal with and compensate for, which is just another testament to the elite athleticism that players would have to posess. I wonder how a game would go if it were played on a heavy-G planet?

    **UNdead / GirlCo: All we wanna do is eat your brains. We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s going to eat your eyes.**

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    “that’s what SHE said!!!!!1111″

    *ba-doom CHING!*

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    I can’t get on board with the picture largely (no pun intended) because it no longer looks human. Plus, the posture and long arms completely give me the wig!

    Though our brilliant FDO did say Heavy Gs look like shaved gorillas, I wonder if it was meant as a simile to give us a general size gague rather than a literal description.

    Either way, I’d be more willing to work with with the illustration if they showed a woman as well. We are a sexually dimorphic species, after all!

    ho doesn’t love epic violence, aliens, and brilliant profanity?

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    I always think of”Old Captans” from the Neal Asher books

    and if you dont like it turn it off now PUSSSIEES!!

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    Was tweedy a heavy G man? I pictured him more like Danny Bateman from the movie “the replacements.” Highly underrated movie by the way!

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    I got shut down really quick when I first brought this up. Its all up to Scott what they look like but there really is no reason for the long arms. And there has never been anything said about the uniforms or clothes being different because of there arms, there sheer size yes but not the arms.

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    Jayguana

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    When I first read your post I was thinking we knew exactly what they looked like because of the fan made illustration. But then I realized I hadn’t read the logic you were proposing…which made a lot of sense when I re-read your post. I suppose that’s what’s awesome about science fiction, though…one can totally ignore the known laws of physics and science in general :)

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    And you would think that the longer arms would really come in handy as a running back. They could use a hand to pivot on sharp turns and not loose there balance, not to mention ball security!

    P.S. what in the hell is a smorker??

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    Jayguana

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    funny you should ask. It was the result of a joke in another thread (can’t remember which one) and now I forget what the joke was!! d’ohYell I think it had to do with me snorting something but I can’t remember. I guess it’s time for a new signature, isn’t it Embarassed
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    Snorting *something* ?? That sound even stranger then I thought!

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    Jayguana

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    Snorting while smoking crack:

    http://www.scottsigler.com/node/1110?page=13

    BigJohn

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    I don’t know how you searched that down but that’s good work outta you!!

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    so what do you think the mortality rate is on something like that?

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    SynapticJam (MC) says: “Your skeletal structure would have developed to be heardened to take the constant strain of Heavy G. Your muscles likewise would be stronger and most likely enlarged, to handle it as well. If anything, your height might be a little bit shorter.”

    Sounds a lot like J.R.R.Tolkien dwarves ;)

    A bit longer perhaps and no beards for ladies.

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    did you get here?!

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    She’s plumbing the depths of the forums, dredging up all that bottom-feeder refuse.

    Oh, and I am not a robot.

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    I am disappoint that there are still no pics of semi-nude heavy G chicks up in this bitch.
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    chase me some more!
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    I go through the old threads and you moan Tongue out
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    It’s ok BJ, Let it all out.
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    you should take a picture
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    and didn’t get quite what I expected
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    If I had to see, it, I had to make other people suffer too
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    That gal will never drown!
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    I’m not sure I would know what to do with those if I came across them.

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    Those my dear are not. HAHA

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    & wind your neck in Tongue out
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    I REALLY did not need to see that!!!

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    When it comes to boobs, bigger is not always better???

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    OH MY!

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    minute then I would get tired playing with those things. Those things have to way more then a medicine ball each.
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    where a giant boob terrorized the countryside… squirting milk and drowning and smooshing folk.
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