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Countdown to *5000* Bitches!

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Welcome Nightzstar!

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Welcome

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Welcome

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    Welcome all you new junkies.

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    Welcome to our most recent five: SimonRX, athanas, Hobart Floyt, Koy and zeusram!

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    77 is the number your thinking of ;)

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    There are some things worth waiting for. ……. I’m still waiting.

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     WOOF, WOOF

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    • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

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    you had been sitting by the computer just waiting for that number!!!!!

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    Your me!

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    And the hits just keep on coming! 

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    How did I snag this one?

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    You didnt eat that dove, did you? I only have 6 days to return it.-Gob Bluth

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    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    with 75 guests online! Come on people!! Sign up!

     WOOF, WOOF

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    Welcome psychochilli!

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    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    Welcome to the newest Junkie billenrLaughing

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    Welcome Dame

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    Welcome Quaon

    "Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?"- Gob Bluth

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     Welcome to Brown Sug

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    Welcome Andymeows

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    someone told me you were planning a celebration party! 

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    Is there any special celebration planned?

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    Welcome to the newest Junkie, retrobikes

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    Welcome ohonnay to the Junkie Nation!

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    Welcome Noble Bear & columbum

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    Thats a great user name.

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    Welcome Noboutadoubtit

    I put the laughter in manslaughter.

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    G-Man

    In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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    Welcome to mhall85 .

    63 Guests. If y’all sign up right now we will be almost there!! Just do it. 

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    welcome Blue_S1x! You visitors, keep signing up!

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    Welcome richiedog!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Welcome blackcat13

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    Hooray!!

    It’s down to two digit numbers now junkies!  We have reach a mini milestone…we only need 99 more dedicated junkies to register to this site to reach our goal of 5,000 strong!!  Stay on target and keep encouraging those new junkies to sign up for this site and we may reach our 5,000 registered user goal by the end of the month!!

    Thanks to everyone who has been posting on this thread and keeping the excitement alive! Junkies rock!

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    Welcome jhammock!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Welcome to the two newest registered Junkies, 

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    Welcome

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    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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     Guests join us and the NYTBSA FDO!

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    Option Number Four

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    It’s OK Wolf. You’re still a dude marshmallow…

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    Maybe these are your friends…welcome Adamirose and
    Stinkfoot! We’re at 109 now!

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    Just converted my neighbor friends child to join in and my gf!

     GF to join me in Phoenix for the book signing! 

    I love small children… well done as opposted to medium rare.

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    Please join our happy family! Every time a new member joins a hatchling dies.

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    "Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?"- Gob Bluth

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    Welcome – dowatchagotado

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    And 90 guest

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    and 60 guests currently on-line!

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    Keep em’ comin’!!!!

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    Welcome to the newest Junkie, Yun YuzzhanLaughing

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    "Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?"- Gob Bluth

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    Welcome

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    Wolf is no Queen….although I do hear he is a Marshmellow :)

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    Welcome SynaKyl

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    Welcome giovannucci!!

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    Welcome

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    In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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    Welcome auguatua

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    Welcome steveroush!

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    Don’t know where you got that idea. 

     WOOF, WOOF

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    You are correct JP, I am not a Queen (though I think Wolf is not so sure).

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    Welcome ellmad

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    Normally it’s SlackerQueen and I that do this. And you’re no SlackerQueen…

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    Welcome chewiesneb

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    Welcome chewiesneb!

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    Welcome to our newest junkie!

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    Welcome justicegirl and Jambo  Laughing

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    Welcome SarahMHachette! (Cool name!)

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    I put the laughter in manslaughter.

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    Welcome DiGriz!

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     WOOF, WOOF

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    Welcome flash3343!

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    The white one is Jack and the orange is Malky.  They are litter mates and cuddle like that all of the time!

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    Welcome killer and chucky4200!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Welcome Transform57

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    Welcome iReact!

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    Welcome to the newest Junkie hazrdousmaterial

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     nonstop-Crunchy. Even in milk?

     WOOF, WOOF

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    Welcome BigBeard

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    Welocome mmr12_98

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    Welcome Chrissy9999

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    Welcome defence11

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    I put the laughter in manslaughter.

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    Welcome ZydZom.

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    Welcome Setan!

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    G-Man

    In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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    137 guests online…..Join us! All of you!

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    Welcome to our newest junkie: Stitch!

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    Welcome RickEh

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    I put the laughter in manslaughter.

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    "Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?"- Gob Bluth

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    I put the laughter in manslaughter.

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    Welcome to the newest junkie, chantal_blundenLaughing

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     I’m glad to know you consider me exceptional! Ditto.

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

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    Welcome to the newest junkie, juliachchLaughing

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    There is 179 left to 5000! Check the numbers under junkie count on the left hand side.  When someone else registers it will read 4822.  At that point you post 178 and welcome the new member.

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    YEA I AM DOING THIS RIGHT RIGHT!!!

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    A buck seventy nine and Welcome Donnabelle2012

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    I put the laughter in manslaughter.

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    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    my birthday was a couple months ago.

    G-Man

    In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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    Come on you 60 guests! Register! It’s better than just visiting! (Trust me…)

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    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    I’d like to add my own belated, heartfelt welcome to Pooky_Chang, who put us at 189 in the count-up. Reason I’m going backwards? A fellow junkie took at ridiculous cheap shot at this new junkie for his choice of screen name. My apologies Pookie. He’s the exception, not the rule. Welcome!

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    Why the f*** did someone register as sadock? I mean, it seems rediculous unless someone already registered as Sadock! And yes, I’m too lazy to go and look…

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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     Unless there’s already a Pookie_Chang, why the fuck did whoever register as Pooky_Chang?!? Are we welcoming the old, new or both. Yes, I’m too lazy to go and look….

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

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     Arioch’s confusled… Nothing new there :P

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

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    Welcome drsterny!

    I put the laughter in manslaughter.

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    damned sight better than 981! 

    WOOF, WOOF

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    Welcome minaldujak

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Takes a lot of balls to do that… better do it justice!

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    in my house? HELL NO!!! 

    WOOF, WOOF

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    and I’ll definitely welcome Pookie. (She’ll tear his nuts off if he gets fresh.) BTW (Pookie), your picture better damn well look like Pookie did in the book!

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    it was actually pretty funny. I also would have gotten it at 13.

    G-Man

    In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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    Now if your duaghter were on this board, or even your spouse, would you welcome Pookie Chang?

    “One ping – one ping only” Captain Ramius

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    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

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    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

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    movie rocks. Way better than the original movie that was done. We’re fans!

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    Welcome Pookie_Chang and VariableStar

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     I would have at 13 ;)

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

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    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    G-Man

    In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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    Welcome Waltah!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Welcome Snowmedic

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    Welcome villamike!

    It’s the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.

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    What a better way to start the New Year than to sign up. It only takes a minute. You’ll be glad you did.

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    Nice Dune reference!!

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    non-sequiturs make me do a double take!!!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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     And my aim is to entertain and flirt, not devolve, thank you.

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

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     Didst he pass whilst mine head woth turnt?

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

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     I’m optimistic that KM may challenge me for the honor however. I’d like some company down here in the gutter. It gets lonely occasionally. But I’m easily amused, it that wasn’t abundantly obvious :D

    Thank you, George Hrab, for composing and performing the acoustic version of brainsbodyboth. Humorous yet poignant, and you gave me a theme song. I miss Ally <sigh>

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    The forum would be dull without his entropic comments.

    Randomness is the spice of life  :)

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    iaminfected – Of course you are!

    “One ping – one ping only” Captain Ramius

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    but it might just be better to kill him.

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    Dude, did I miss the rest of this conversation? 

    Or was this a confession? Laughing

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     Don’t give up JP!

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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      French ticklers, vibrators, the ever popular dildo, certain vegetables, fingers and tongues work well, and I suppose a dumb stick does the trick if all else fails.

      If they’re male, do you really need suggestions? Rub and repeat. Not that hard. Well, afterwards anyways.

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    Thanks for smacking me back into reality! We still have plenty of time! Yeaaaaaahhhhhh! (I love this girl!)

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    Welcome to the newest registered Junkie, Motorsportsfan

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    S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all-around uberjunkie! 

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     Keep them coming.

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    We were shooting for 5K and came pretty close!

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    Welcome new junkies!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Welcome Ceva13

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    WOOF, WOOF

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    Welcome Arcturus97

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    A sick welcome to dascomp51!

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

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    Sweet! We are getting closer and closer. Come on guests!

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    Keep em coming

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    -that number… why are they not signed up yet?

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    S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all-around uberjunkie! 

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    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    But alright…

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    S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all-around uberjunkie! 

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    (You should hyphenate “all-around.” Just pointing that out before sadock does… grin.)

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    and like it.

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    Sign on up you guests!  Make the crossover to full Junkiedom!

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    "He was putting his testicles all over me!"

    "Tentacles?"

    "Yes!  Testicles!"

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    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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     Wilkommen talltxgurl

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    Welcome tyler_p

    “One ping – one ping only” Captain Ramius

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    G-Man

    Are that you singing???

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    Yeah guests. Don’t be shy. We don’t bite. Well…. some bite but it heals….usually.

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    Welcome Geoggrrr…4! And you 68 guests! Step up!

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    Welcome mike032! I see at least one guest since my last post can pay attention… Come on guests! Sign up! Get in the pool, the water’s fine!

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    Welcome bozinator266! And you “guests”… quit freeloading and sign up like the rest of us!

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    Welcome CasCas and lovelyang2179

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Welcome the Baron

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Welcome bridgette77

    “One ping – one ping only” Captain Ramius

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    Welcome bjartek

     "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    YEAH! Welcome Jac21 & troydj!

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    Welcome Brianca!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Hmmmm $2.52 – wasn’t that George Carlin’s total at Jack in the Box?

    Welcome USAF_MSgt

    “One ping – one ping only” Captain Ramius

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    WELCOME PAR AND BOXERJP!

    The EQ’s 1st in command!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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     A big welcome to Professor Sean

    "Get off… the nuclear… warhead."

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    Welcome angusdawg

    “One ping – one ping only” Captain Ramius

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    Welcome janiekayte

    “One ping – one ping only” Captain Ramius

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    if you need help flying that time maching, let me know.  I’ve been known to fly in some pretty tough predicaments.  Wouldn’t mind the travel either!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose!

    WOOF, WOOF

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    Look at it as being a great deal, which when we’re done will mean that we’re free!  Free!  Free as all the awsome content our FDO bestows upon us!  Free to frolic and romp amonst the hours and hours of free content.  Free to laugh at lines like "Code Brown Poopie Pants!" Free to wince at the sheer mention of chicken scissors or rustly pliars.  Clear to imagine what it really would be like to be a nun at a purist rapist convention…  That’s what it is my friend!  Freedom! 

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    We just keep getting cheaper!

    WOOF, WOOF

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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

    S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all around uberjunkie! 

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    Get ‘em while they last!

    WOOF, WOOF

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    WOOF, WOOF

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    One of those might be my iPhone – I leave this page open on it but I don’t sign in.

    “One ping – one ping only” Captain Ramius

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    There are 71 of you on the site right now! Jump in and register–you’ll dig it! And we’d have 4810 registered users! A HUGE step toward hitting 5000 by the 30th!

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    Gmork is vindicated. She knew we’d hit 262 due to her cool time machine. As maladjusted it (or she) may be at any given moment…

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    welcome sautee77

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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     Welcome Big Wayne

    Life Lesson #13 – Tequila and firearms do not mix

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    Welcome mgormly! Gmork, start up the time machine!

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    That thing always gives me trouble…it takes six to fly it properly you know!

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    Welcome stumphugger!

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    You’re either psychic, an optimist, or both!

    – “I’m risking my life, for people I don’t like, for reasons I don’t quite understand.” – Homer

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    Yes, another reason, indeed *sigh*

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    And thus another reason for Gmork to get an iPhone of iPod touch – it has a calculater on on it.

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    Do you think I would have said something like that in my professional and responsible adult life? Well …. maybe I would have thought it Wink

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    Welcome JThomas!!

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    Dan, dan, dan, dan, dan! Dan, now I would have expected that from my gang of male junkies.  I guess I’ll have to add you to my entourage!!!!!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    of Gmork!!!!!!  HEHE!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    You are correct, sir.

    Let me put away my Tardis…

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    Hmmm  wouldn’t 5000 – 4734 make treehousecrafts 266 to go? Or do I need a new calculator. treed teaches math, maybe he can tell us.

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    Welcome to the newest Junkie to register for the forums, treehousecrafts

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    Damn, and odd number again. But I don’t mind getting one with 69 in it!

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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

    S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all around uberjunkie! 

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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

    S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all around uberjunkie! 

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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

    S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all around uberjunkie! 

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    I hate odd nummbers – need more Junkies

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    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Hey, listen! 43 guests! You should sign up, Scott needs more Junkies. You know that once you hit this site, there’s no going backSmile

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    Welcome callmeacynic! Listen to the feed–the FDO’s giving a shout out to all the new junkies individually!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Sign up, for crying out loud. Then tell your friends–at least the cool ones. Get them to sign up. Then post a lot, buy books, and enjoy the ride! Only six days left to hit 5000!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Welcome!!!

    Joenut915

    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

    S.H.I.T. Award Recipient and all around uberjunkie! 

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    Wolf already had it covered? Wait! Even though his spelling has improved, you must have been thinking about all the folks who don’t “read wolf.” It was an act of Christmas community service!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

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    Welcome Hunter!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Reverend420

    MDNN

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    Reverend420

    WOOF, WOOF

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     Glad I wasn’t the only one……

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    Scott Sigler wasn’t the first person to come to mind when you said "cracky goodness".

    WOOF, WOOF

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    Welcome!!!

    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

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    welcome

    dabogimp

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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     I simply cannot read your posts anymore without hearing the porn voice. And imagine what hearing "So close!" exclaimed in a porn voice does to your average red blooded American male…..

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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     Crack hits for all three generations. This is definitely a special occasion! Way to go guys!

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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     but I don’t feel like I know you *that* well yet…

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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     Welcome to Hrunting

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     Welcome to

    Dark Malakite

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    Welcome FuzBubbles!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    We have a veritable family tree going on here… or is it a family invasion?Tongue out

    Welcome!

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    As a fellow dog lover, it’s great to have you here.

    WOOF, WOOF

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    I just realized we have a Harvey.  Any relation to other junkies with that last name.

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Welcome Max Harvey

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Keep em’ comin!

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    Wow, three generations of Junkies! The FDO must feel proud Laughing

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    Come on you future Junkies, you know you want the cracky goodness that is Sigler!

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    Its an honor to make your acquaintance! You’ve got a wonderful family! 

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    Welcome razorback 20

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    looking man you are.  Since Shadygirl and I are twins, I guess your my father too!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    It’s great to see CB’s pappy here! Welcome! This is exciting! I think three generations is the new standard–the rest of you get out there and get your family members to sign up too! (At least the cool ones…)

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    It’s always good to be welcomed by your own daughter. For those who are curious, it’s true: I’m Shadygirl’s father and CB’s grandfather! This makes three generations of junkies in our family!

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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

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     welcome

    gsl102008

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     Simply amazing! Come on guest the water fine! Sign up and joins us!

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    "Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?"- Gob Bluth

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    holy sh*t!!! sign up already.

    G-Man

    Are that you singing???

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    So close my friends.  So close!
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    and 57 guests. Come on guests, sign up and stop being guests! We want you to be family, for crying out loud!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, or the preview for Monsters vs. Aliens…

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    G-Man

    Are that you singing???

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    I’m eating soop in this picture. I like soop. Taaaaasty!

    – World’s Youngest Junkie!

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    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    I like even numbers

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    Get some! 

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    That’s a great nick!
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    Welcome Zola!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Only nine days to go to hit the goal of 5000 registered users! Get signed up and enjoy the exclusive privileges of being a registered junkie!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Welcome to sweetz , our newest registered Junkie!

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    Keep ‘em coming!

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    Welcome volliej!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Welcome to Mr_StinkyNuts , our newest registered Junkie….now please go wash those nuts!

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    or is it 333?

    This won’t hurt a bit.

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    ….. and have them send me the bill.  Whatever you want wolf – no limit on the price!!!!!Smile

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    and I wish the bathroom were closer, but I feel great!

    WOOF, WOOF

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    and 64 guests? They should be Junkies by now!

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    Welcome home

    Simulacron

    RoboEng99

    unsmartest

    Lexi Merrick

    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    Welcom baggins!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    in the signature sense at least ;)

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    I would have thought having a penis would have made your voice a bit deeper. Guess the hormones are doing their thing. Will the wonders of modern medicine never cease?

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    Dirty old men unite! Booya!

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    Velcum:

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    I thought Treed was all about the numbers.  You think he’s about the crack hits?  Weird.

    How you feeling today Wolf.  I mean besides the whole ‘pee pee in the potty’ thing.
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    Excitement!  Excitement!

    Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

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    are Crack Hits. 

    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    G-Man

    Are that you singing???

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    Go_Hokies is the man!  Or the woman.  Or the Ki or Sklorno.  I really don’t know what or who Go_Hokies is besides a being due great admiration for bringing us one step closer to glory.

    Glory isn’t a demon.  She’s a God.
    Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

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    I am a firm believer in the axiom, "A watched pot never boils"


    But then i don’t need to keep track, ya’ll are
    heehee
    #2
    http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

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    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    One day, boys, the hammer.  Yes.  The hammer.  The hammer makes the chicken scissors look like child’s play.

    eh… who cares.
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    Welcome janestoy99
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    Oh my goodness, it’s in sight now kiddies.
    Welcome to whodan
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    Aren’t you? Kinda, the same thought had crossed my mind also. Uh, does that make me kinda pervy too?  ;p

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    I dare you to say that to my face and in english!!!!!!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    361 Junkies!

    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

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    Earned? Hell no!  The truly evil don’t earn titles.  They take what they want.
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    Welcome:    gchamberlin

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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      Is your signature adopted or earned somehow? I know you do the Firefly Talk(?) podcast. I’m not sure if that’s Joss sanctioned or not. My brother sent me his ‘bees’ review of Dr. Horrible and I frakkin’ lost it. He is gorram priceless.

      I am *SO* looking forward to Doll House. I was psyched when I saw Amy Acker was going to be a recurring character. I’ve missed both her and Eliza.

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    My own damn fault for being such a perv though:

    BJ + crunchy teeth = BAD

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Welcome Fungible.  Is it true you put the ‘fun’ in fungible?
    Slow ass bitches.  I’m tired of seeing my own face but love the crunchy sound of crack hits in my teeth.
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    Climbing the charts baby!

    Syanara baby!
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    Welcome to Magnus and ZombieKiller666
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    Kicking ass people!
    Welcome to:  Doctor Pelencito and harmfulguy
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     374. Glad you like ‘em Sadock

    Welcome, kitsday.

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    And might I add that I love your facial expression.

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Or the second wave!!!!!!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    It looks like your off to a good start. And you have two wonderful parents to make sure you have a fun and exciting childhood!

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    Mom is typing for me, but I wanted to say thanks for the warm welcome. I’ve been listening to Scott my whole life and the only other thing I will let my parents listen to in the car is Dr. Horrible.

    – World’s Youngest Junkie!

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    Roman numerals rock!

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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     Maybe that would make CB something more than an OJ. He maybe an Uber OJ by birth!

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    Welcome numba1narutofan
    Tastes Like Chicken

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     Joss Whedon reviews the Dr. Horrible Singalong Blog on DVD

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    It’s a gorram revolution! Welcome:

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    CH’s like there is no tomorrow.  Over 100 already!!!!!!

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    is his gift and his curse. I keep telling him he needs to use his powers for good, not evil. (By good, I also mean he should use them in the service of the FDO. If his cuteness can help the plaid tanks roll, then the FDO can count him in.) Hey, I wonder if he could end up being the youngest OJ to be named in a Sigler novel?!?!?!?!? (Thank goodness for the recessive handsome gene.)

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    But we wouldn’t ask for him to hold OJ status. However, he is the spawn of two OJs! I guess that would genetically make him an OJ, and a default citizen of the Siglerverse. Thanks for the support, Wolf and SlackerQueen!!!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    -he’s so darn cute! The cuteness shall help the FDO greatly in making the world obey his every whim! And yes, CB should be made an honorary OJ.

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    CB should be made an honorary OJ 

    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    We also welcome CB! (aka “The World’s Youngest Junkie. And Shadygirl’s and my son!)

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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  • CB
  • Absaroka
  • lizella 
  • ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    Wilkommen zu: 

    • Herne
    • I Need Money
    • danny_wieser
    • RangerBob
    • Piscean
    • can’t believe RangerBob is just now registering. If that’s the ‘real’ RangerBob.
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    Come on in… the water’s fine!

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    Good morning junkies!

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    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    Welcome to our newest junkies:

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    I wonder if he’s still in therapy for having to experience pain. Oh, the horror.

    "They say it’s better the second time; they say you get to do the weird stuff."  -Captain Hammer

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    Welcome  disgruntledcow

    Definitely deserving of an Ancestor pun. Well done Pons!

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     My pun was not well presented. I think I will do penance for that myself by watching Act I also!

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    Does anyone know if Doll House will be released through alternative distribution channels (eg iTunes, Hulu, Netflix streaming, or Joost)? I don’t do traditional television anymore, but I’d rather not wait for my Joss fix if I don’t have to.

    Damn, just visited the wiki entry. Looks like the premiere got pushed back a few weeks. But totally psyched that Amy Acker will have a recurring role in the series. She was one of my favorites in Angel. WOOT!!

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    You’ll be glad to know that I’m currently serving penance however. Re-watching Act I as I type this post ;)

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    It truly is CONTAGIOUS! Nothing can stop us now!

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    The contagion level of Contagious seem quite to be quite high.  But I was making a shameful attempt at a pun, instead of Holy Cow I said Holy Ancestor, or should I say Holey cow! :)

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    Ancestor’s growth rate was confined to a couple hundred at most. Perhaps Descendant will prove me wrong. But Contagious/Infected CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED, don’t you think?

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     Their coming out of the woodwork! All ya’ll just keep on coming!

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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     The Ranks continue to swell!

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    Wilkommen Boss_McDread

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    Welcome kbachelder

    "Well. I’ll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I’m gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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    Sooo close.

    Welcome to Mark Wilson, earthcrack user 17, Coach O and Minnie the Moocher (a low down hoochie koocher!)
    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Welcome Gheyn!
    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Edging ever closer….

    Welcome to the newest crack fiends:

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    …so when it ran, the inevitable occured ;)

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     Ah, so you have a pair of scissors sticking in your left eye!

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    I’ll be stunned if we actually make it before the end of the year. Scott doing the shoutouts put us into overdrive.

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    Awesome

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    Are you saying Anya was wrong?
    Cute costume kid, don’t let them give you crap.  Scary and weird, but cute.
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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    Almost to the 300’s!

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    Keep signing up you future Junkies!

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    it might be time to surrender the costume. Besides, Halloween was two months ago.

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    I mean, Sigler has done some sick ass shit and you’re gettin’ freaked out by a gorram cartoon character?!? That’s a little odd, don’tcha’ think?

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    Welcome to the newest Junkie, andyescribeLaughing

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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     The cult of Siglerism continues to grow. Soon Junkies will be in every part of the world and in high level postitons of both business and goverment and ready to seize control for the rule of our FDO!

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    getting closer

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    as in fresh meat type "NEW". You know you everyones all around favorite OJ! :)

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    How old are you, gman? 

    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    I take a little break and see what happens!! 

    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    it was toothy from happy tree friends. check it out. Gory fun.

    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    DocC 

    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    Welcome to the Syndicate, bitches:

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    Good Morning Siglerverse!

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    Is that suit supposed to be the pink panther or some sort of fetal kitten?
    It’s freaking me out man.
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    Welcome to the newest junkie….JoeBlitzLaughing

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    Yee-haw! God that sounded so cowboy.

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    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    Gave em a taste… just a single hit, but that’ll hook em’!

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    Welcome to:
    xeonwales and andreets

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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

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    Welcomed to newest Junkie, Elgourdo NachoLaughing

    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    The going is gettin’ good!

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    Announcing new sign ups on the cast is a pretty damn good motivator to get people to register. You’re going to get overwhelmed!!!

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    Welcome to:

     
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    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

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    Especially if it helps the posse! I’m happy to advance the cause of Shadygirl (first and foremost), Gmork, MuchAdo, SlackerQueen, and of course, you! (And yes, n8man, CHs are free and I’m cheap. But at least I’m easy!)

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    You’re so sweet :-)

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    And I gave her more than just one (or two). In fact, I’m throwin’ the gauntlet down. I’m giving her some more. RIGHT NOW. Fiddy for you, KristynaMae!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    I musta come in before this fabulous email from Synaptic Jam went out. I did get some crack hit lovin’ from JP so I guess that makes up for it! Hope everyone is having a great hump day. I definitely don’t feel like working today.

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    There are FOURTY SEVEN of you on line right now, guests of the FDO! Just admit you like what you see, pay the massive registration fee (FREE!) and register. A fellow Junkie (SynapticJam) will even toss you a crack hit (or two…) Come on in, the water’s fine! We really want to hit 5000 registered users before the end of the year–actually before 30 December!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Here’s what I’m trying to do…

    For the new users that appear on the left, I’m giving them a crack hit and sending a message…

    So far, given a crack hit to:

     This is the message I’ve been sending:

    Subject:  Gave you a crack hit.  you get 5 for each post on the forums

     Feel free to post…  
    Here’s the perfect place to start
    http://www.scottsigler.com/node/2108

    Join in the fun.  There’s a lot of content out there, including the siglerpedia (link on the left).  Really cool…

    If you like what you’re hearing and seeing, invite a buddy or whatever and get them to join.  We’re all pretty cool here.  

    If you have any questions, let me know.  Thanks for signing up Junkie!

    SynapticJam – aka James Keeling aka the PUV James Keeling
    PUV=Planetary Union Vessel – Scott made me a ship in the crypt series, how cool is that?….

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    Make it happen for the FDO…  He called me.  Yes he did.  He called me… 

    And his last words to me were:

    "Hit 5,000 or I’ll die."

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    That’s what happens when the Junkies begin to roll!  Hopefully, as Crown starts marketing Contagious, the numbers will swell.  Plus keep on plugging it on other podcasts…  Let us know when you want the media blitz to really start and if crown will be distributing marketing swag or not.

    In Service – Synaptic Jam – PUV Baby!

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    We stagnated on new Junkies for awhile, adding 1-2 a day, but the past two weeks have been insande. We’ve added 50 in the past four friggin days alone!

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    Welcome to the world of Scott Sigler.  We’re getting down to hard cover release of Contagious here and we’d really like to break that magical 5,000 mark and we’ve got less than 500 to go!  Get your friends, sign em up.  You’re here because you know this is good.  So good it makes you tremble and break out in a cold sweat.  Best part about it, is that you can share without sacrificing anything.  It’s not like a candy bar that only one person can eat.  Crunch all you want, he’ll make more!  

    So get crackin’ and help us hit 5,000!!!

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    This is awesome!  Come on everybody!

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    Welcome to the newest Junkie, RandoregaLaughing

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    my captcha is 300 Canada.

    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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     Welcome

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    Welcome SpiderMonkey!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Welcome Mozketo

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    I think StickyRicky is my new favorite junkie!

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    Welcome to the newest junkie, GRNtara522

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    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! ~ Hoban "Wash" Washbourne – Firefly

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    Welcome StickyRicky.

    Damn, we’re moving right along! 

    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    Welcome newbies!

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    Done what? Gave <insert appropriate pronoun here>? I’m *so* confused…….

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    • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

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    *cough*competetive twit*cough* :P

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    Come on come on, we’re almost there! You ‘Guests’ should join, you know you want to!

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    We’re below 500 and still counting down! (HA! I said it first, SlackerQueen!) Welcome to canuck21, scaryfan, Jermainevnt, Danflor, mmccrandall, and the other four of you who recently joined! (Now go get your friends to jump in.)

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Just need 508 more by the end of the month!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    It was bound to have happened sooner or later!

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     We love an occasional rant from you on the subject! Its definatley a unique part of your character that we all love. Really, as long as its good natured! :p

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    Am I the designated spelling + grammar nazi of the forum or what? I’ve been chill for months. If you really want me to be a pain in the ass again, I can :D

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    but it is Contagious now, so that’s no surprise….

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     Almost into the 400’s!!!

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    Like the triangles!

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    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    thoughts! We’re phycho! (That’s why I punted you a few CHs.) You clearly type faster than I do.

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    Great minds post alike! A few CH’s to you for that…

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Welcome wdmusicfan and dirtygurl. (Heeheehee, dirtygurl.) Sadock, I think it’s misspelled on purpose.)

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Aren’t most dragons bald? I always thought it was fucked as hell that Smaug had hair in the animated Hobbit….

     
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    Now that’s a frakkin’ cool ass number. Has anyone else noticed how much we accelerated after Scott plugged new registrants at the beginning of Nocturnal 37? I just hope all of these folks are real junkies and not glory hounds registering a second profile. That would be lame.

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    Welcome to the fray, nonjunkie. HEY, wait a minute…nonjunkie? Waddaya trying to say there, sport?

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Welcome to the newest Junkie, luminouswombatLaughing

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    Welcome endnight
    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Demons generally don’t like to leave voluntarily ;)

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    5————1———–8

    Welcome   

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    now the voices only sing Elvis Blue christmas…. damn… I hate that song..

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    if I was to drill a hole in my head, do you think I could let The demons out!! their getting a bit loud and their singing christmas carrol’s….

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    yes I finally got one woot

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    There’s far too much misery and suffering in this world, so anytime I can make it even a smidgeon better, it brings me joy. Okay, this is a Sigler site. No more huggie feely. Back to murder, death, and mayhem!!!

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    So you should have your parents or husband buy you one. They’re more responsible for your name than I am!

    I simply made light of JP’s observation. You can’t seriously expect me to believe that no one has ever noticed your initials were BJ before this. Especially since you are blessed with such an erotic voice. Your significant other is most fortunate!

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    Welcome to the chaos k.pucek and
    JaxBear!

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     522 for those who are Deutsch challenged ;)

    Welcome:

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    My reputation can’t take a hit or two without being tarnished in the least.  Especially if that hit is collateral damage and not something deliberately bombed.
    Wink
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    Sadock said: sorry, I can’t type BJ w/o laughing now

    You owe me a keyboard.  LOL
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    I meant porn voice. Please forgive, but it was meant to be a complement about the hotness of the voice, not the behavior of the gal! Please forgive me Barb! As for the Gore Line episode (recent), I’m actually behind the power curve due to work. I’m going to remedy that in very short order though! I GOTTA hear “the voice.”

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    He must not listen to the Gore Line episodes. I can testify that Barbara (sorry, I can’t type BJ w/o laughing now) does indeed have a sultry porn voice. Scott enjoys her calls very much. ‘Ware the Evil Queen however. I’ve heard that she is rather possesive…..

     
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    Welcome Rich and Andre`
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    I’m not sure if I should be insulted or gratified so… I’m going with gratified.  You really have to WORK to insult me.  lol
    It’s not my fault that I have the porn voice.  I’m like Jessica Rabbit. "I’m not bad, Mr. Valient, I’m just drawn that way."  Blame all those years of voice lessons and Toastmasters, etc.
    If hearing my voice will fulfill some weird thing you’ve got going on, you can hear me on the Gore Line.  I also call *shudder* Hutchinsssss every once in a while.  I record for Fireflytalk, Buffy Between the Lines and Children of the Gods… among many.

    Hey, Hutchins, if you’re out there.  This one’s for you.! "J.C. Hutchins, you rock!"
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    Welcome to Chicken Scissors.  No one took that name before now?Tastes Like Chicken

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    BJ has a hooker voice. Frakkin’ awesome. Although I’m pretty sure she said porn voice. I could easily be mistaken. Either way it’s gorram hilarious.

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    Welcome

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    And holy cramoly! There are NINETY NINE (99) guests on line right now! You 99, give the FDO a late birthday present and register with the site. PLEASE! That would rock!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Welcome crawfish and rmoeggy!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Did you say “hooker voice” in another post?! You rock. (Can I hear it?)

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Indeed, we are mighty.
    Welcome Crawfish!
    (where’s my hot sauce?)
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    You have to watch out for him.  He has been known to clone people!!!!!!!  Perhaps it is one of his clones trying to infiltrate our ranks.

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    Welcome Texanchic and sistertrixie

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    Welcome to  emmittfan
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    Did we subvert the enemy or is he attempting a clumsy infiltration?!?

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    Welcome Kat Nove!

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    Welcome JC Hutchinsssss?????

    G-Man

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    Kill him either way!!

    And what doth he mean by innermost circles? Didst he somehow abscond with someone’s OJ badge? Bastard!

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    I have a good teacher!!!!!

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    welcome vnally

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    but our new junkie had this to boast about "Victory my brothers! I have sucessfully infiltrated the growing army of the FDO. The Resistance now  has acess to the innermost circles of the enemy."  So I’m a thinking he is a spy!!!!!!!

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    The new recruits may not heal as fast as Saviour ;)

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    welcome rthull68

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    We certainly do welcome you!  You see, we have been practicing our war drills and look forward to practicing them on you!!!  Mwaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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     but I like it when women talk dirty too, so I have zero room to talk Laughing

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    since this one has become so long. If you’ll recall, that’s why I began it in the first place. We’re presently at 377 replies, which is 77 higher than when someone asked us to start a new count. Not really sure why it would matter, but it did occur to me. Personally, I adore wacky numbers. I often set my Buy It Now amounts on eBay at weird increments just for shits and giggles.

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    Welcome to:  

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    Fi fiddy tu.

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    if there’s a round number bigot among us, I weould have to point the finger at the Junkie that started this thread Wink

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    Welcome

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    i feel like casey kasem, now

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    Welcome whisky2dot0

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    Salutations, sam-bunchanumbers

    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Hello georgedemos67
    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Five Hundred and Fifty nine to go…. Welcome to:

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    You have a problem with 4876? Huh? What about 5127? What’s so special about 5000? Roundness smoundness…..
     
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    They all just get a little bit excited where the FDO is concerned.  He’s done a great job building a rabid fan base and generating excitement.  If you get a chance to meet him, you’ll understand why.  Hope you’re near one of the contagious book tour stops…

    SynapticJam on Toast – hhhmmm… tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain’t I just)

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    WHAT, 9,000! 

    -The OSU vs. Michigan game. 800 years of tradition and the rivalry is still strong as ever

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    welcome Gumby

     "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    …no just kiddingTongue out

    We actually started counting down to the point where we reached 4,000 registered Junkies and it was so much fun we just kept on counting.  That being said, reaching 5,000 registered users would be quite a testament to the growing numbers of Sigler fans and of course, it’s also a nice round number!

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    We’re growing quite a bit now. The family will always get bigger!

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    ?

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     Our family just keeps on growing!!

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    Welcome

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    Welcome Krothen579 and grunge! Hey Krothen579, too bad you were actually junkie # 576, instead of 579. Oh well, so it goes in the world of Siglarism!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Keep on joining all you unregistered junkies! Welcome XombieChow!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    This place is great

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    it’s hot when you says “bitches.” (Not as hot as Shadygirl, of course, but still, pretty hot…)

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    Welcome JohnnyFizzle and jweich.  Glad that’s not JohnnyPizzle

    BTW.
    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Come on Junkies…. 586 more new registrants before we hit 5,000 junkies.  Make it happen….Register for the site!

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    Welcome to the newest junkie….wildabeastLaughing

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    I think a membership drive is a stellar idea. 

    Also it might help to couple a membership drive with something more concrete around crack hit redemption/values.  Things tend to be a bit more busy in these parts when content is released and most of the regulars are here for the company –so it seems :D — but nothing gets people moving like free crap.  Just like at the office, free cake in the conference room and suddenly you have a bevy of friends.

    Just my thoughts

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    One more for the cause….. can’t believe I hadn’t signed up sooner… Oh well, here now Tongue out

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    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    That’s one less person the FDO has to kill in anger after Dec 30th… But this does lead one to ask the question, what happens to the folks who join on Dec 31st?

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    If you build it, they will come.

     honestly i think that all the people who are here joined of their own free will. They want to be here. i think that a membership drive will bring users who arent faithful to the community

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    Junkies, things have slowed down a bit. We’d need to add about 16 new users a day to hit that 5,000 by the Dec. 30 launch of CONTAGIOUS. I thought about a membership drive, but I think that just adds people who aren’t really that interested. What do y’all think?

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    Welcome to the jungle, PapaBear! Get in here and kill something.

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    Welcome to the hunt greatbay99!

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    We’re almost out of the 600’s!

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    Cause my french isn’t very good!

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    To think you had been just a figment of my imagination. But Hey! its good to see you back! Damn, now I have to take all these good meds back…..

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    I did understand.

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    Merci beaucoup JP! (understand what I wrote? hope so :D)

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    Some CHs for you, for being a funny member of my posse…

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    it makes you so insane you have to be committed to the psyche ward?

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    Yeah, I sense a great holiday season coming on! Might we break the 5000 threshold by year’s end???

    – “I just did something involuntary. And messy.” – Sid

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    you know what they say about doing math in public…

    – “Hey, I’ll teach you to laugh at something that’s funny!” -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)

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    Yeah, keep ‘em comin’!

    – “Hey, I’ll teach you to laugh at something that’s funny!” -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)

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     it feels like that many days since iv’e posted…Howdy all!

    Assassins do it from behind

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     Sister_Lil_Bunny

    Now ain’t that just cute?

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    …No Play…

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    don’t rule out the possibility that this was her alternate self from the that was temporalily (or temporaly) disoriented after the switch. Scott does Sci-Fi, we’ll let him tell the tale….

    Just don’t be surprised when bodies start cropping up in that version >:)

     
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    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    Yup! She’s able to time travel into the future and sees the army growth only a little further. Too bad she can only go so far and then confuse this time with the future!

    *Pay no mind to my ramblings, I be a bit fuzzy in the head right now to make any sense!*

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    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    Barbara must have been tired :P

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    Kiwi joins the Junkee Horde!

    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Welcome numbthought and nineinchtwin

    Tastes Like Chicken

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    Numbthought. Hmmm. They’ll fit right in here. 

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    …No Play…

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    Welcome to the newest Junkie to join,

    Darrin Cunningham

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    I’m not sure if that’s a real action picture of a pet, but it is made of AWESOME!!

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    For you old and new junkies (but especially you new ones!), if you haven’t already done it, everyone needs to go out and pre-order Contagious! At least one copy, if not several–Christmas is coming, think “I’m giving the gift of the infection that is Siglerism.” Yeah! And wouldn’t it be cool if the sales of the sequel exceeded the first book!

    – “Hey, I’ll teach you to laugh at something that’s funny!” -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)

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    Movin on up!!!

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    …No Play…

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    Welcome the the new fresh meat of the Junkie nation

    “[No matter where you go, there you are] – And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”

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    Like lambs to the slaughter.

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    Welcome Lindsey Kloss!!! 

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    …No Play…

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    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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    We’re getting there! Evetually, the tortoise did win the race.

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     634 Keep’em coming through the door!  Undecided

    “I still can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.”

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    Welcome to the newest Junkie, PeterJReaperLaughing

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    Welcome Miker! 

    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    Welcome to the latest junkie to join, ZacLaughing

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     Welcome new Junkies

    “I still can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.”

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    Oh yeah! Welcome abraxus66 and hermes!

    – “Hey, I’ll teach you to laugh at something funny!” -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)

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    G-Man

    Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

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  • Welcome
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  • "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler
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    Welcome "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    Are you Mike Bennett the podcaster (HoM), Mike Bennett the math professor (at UBC), perhaps US Senator Mike Bennett, on vacation in Ireland, or none of the above? Doesn’t really matter–welcome again!

    – “Hey, I’ll teach you to laugh at something funny!” -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)

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     we are now at 4343

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    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    “I still can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.”

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    G-Man

    I am gman’s "spider fingers".

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    G-Man

    I am gman’s "spider fingers".

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    would have been padfoot_87.  CHeck out their pic!!!  Welcome padfoot_87.

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    no one did the 666!

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    664!  The mark of the beast’s first cousin!
    Tastes Like Chicken

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    G-Man

    I am gman’s "spider fingers".

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    Slowly but surely!

    “I still can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.”

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    Welcome to the newest member, trevinova

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    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    Welcome Exir KonLaughing

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    Yeah baby! (Keep going…)

    – “Hey, I’ll teach you to laugh at something funny!” -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)

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    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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     NOW we’re havin’ fun!

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    …No Play…

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    And 35 guest online! Guests come on and join up. 

    “I still can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.”

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    G-Man

    I am gman’s "spider fingers".

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    do you ever sleep?

     "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    welcome e0157

    G-Man

    Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after f***ing brunch! – Mooj

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    Welcome redragon!

    – “Hey, I’ll teach you to laugh at something funny!” -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)

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    “I still can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.”

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    ..No Bounce..

    …No Play…

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    Bastards, wenches, pricks, assholes, and neuters are all just as welcome as bitches

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     6   9   2   —   6   9   2    —     6   9   2

    Any bets on how many frakkin’ comments this thread will have by the time we hit 5K?

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    kiteman 

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    …No Play…

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    Welcome nightengail!

    – “Hey, I’ll teach you to laugh at something funny!” -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)

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    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    "Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

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    redro72 is in the house!!!!

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    …No Play…

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    Wait. That didn’t come out right. But only 699 to go!

    – “Hey, I’ll teach you to laugh at something funny!” -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)

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    Lets keep on counting down Bitches!!

    “I still can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.”

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    Welcome c-bunny!

    – “Hey, I’ll teach you to laugh at something funny!” -Homer Simpson (Angry and strangling Bart for laughing at him.)

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  • thecopse 
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    …No Play…

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    Hey, you 51 guests who are on-line RIGHT NOW… sign up, for crying out loud.

    – “The adverb is not your friend.” -Stephen King, “On Writing”

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    Welome rwfullerLaughing

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    Soooooo close.  can’t you taste the fresh meat?
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    7                            1                            2                          !

    “I still can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.”