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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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    …"hey, on your way out, make me a sammich." 

    (that came from my brother who was reading over my shoulder, not me)

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    Somebody needs to get this boy a tshirt that says "Ginger Pride" on it, with a pic right underneath of a big redheaded viking wielding a battle axe. :)

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    "Were your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special" I thought that was to funny!

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    I believe the first order of business in such a situation is asking her why she’s still there.

                                                                               

    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    LET ME FIND THE RED HEAD IN YA!!! 

    . prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

    .100% Texan

    .redhed

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    do you at least cook them a dinosaur burger? hmmm…. what do cavemen eat?

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    (VC4S)!! and proud member of Girlco!

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    I just hit women on the head with my club and drag them to my cave. Laughing

    [1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

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    How could you think that… oh wait it says it right there…

    never Mind…

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    I was kicked out of a sorority or two (or three or…)? 

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    I think the proper line to follow "I was in a sorority too…"  is "Giggity, Giggity!"

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    it just my tag line… and i dont think its from family guy

    oops…. I pooped

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    Brother, my respect for you has jumped 1000 fold.

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    There’s an image I didn’t need!!!  OK, maybe I shouldn’t have said it quite like that!  LOL!!!  What I meant to say was that I assume they do both, watch it and poop… but hopefully not at the same time!!!  LOL!!!

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    would you imagine your friends pooping?!?!

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    What time do they open?

                                                                               

    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    Tongue out

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    I wasn’t a member, but I was in there for a while.

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    Or do poop? Bella, you crack me up!

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    I think the line "Oops…  I pooped" is from Family Guy.  I don’t watch it but I have friends that do.

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    Is the "oops….I pooped" also part of the chatup line or is this your signature tag?  Funny either way but funny as fuck if it’s a suffix to the chatup.

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    I was thinking the same thing!

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    what are the chances of me getting head?

     also this one is kinda old but

    Hey baby you look like your realy good at math lets go back to my place add a bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and lets multiply.

    Nobody can tell you what your limits are but you. NOBODY.

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    wanna fuck?

    oops…. I pooped

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    How did I miss this one?!?!?!?

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    Now see… that cheesy shit would probably work on me!! Innocent

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    …continue.

                                                                               

    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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     I think girls use that one too!

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    I will say though that I would have laughed my ass off if anyone had tried any of those on me!  I don’t take stuff like that personally or even seriously.  And truthfullly if a girl wants to get laid and you put your interest out on the table like that, it really wouldn’t matter what you say.  Girls can be just as bad as guys when it comes to that!  Obviously not speaking personally, but I was in a sorority . . .  

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    The plan has some merit as long as you don’t run out of girls to ask.

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    I deservedly got a slap for the whore one and the face leaving in 5 minutes … but surprisingly the fancy a fuck and the telepathy ones worked quite well… what can I say I was fortunate to go to clubs that didn’t water their beer too much and there must have been a plentiful supply of recreational pharmaceuticals to go round… otherwise I can’t account for any success with them.   I’m much more mature now and my Mrs would slap me upside the head if I tried any of that shit now.

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    ’cause I swear I see myself in your pants.

                                                                               

    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    Was used on me… I was totally unimpressed. My response:

    "I rent my own appartment and own my own cat."

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    His entire routine was, "Wanna fuck?" and he said for the 99 times he got slapped, he’d get laid by the 100th girl. Not sure he was telling the truth.

    Go Steelers! Go Dawgs! Got my signed copy of "The Rookie"

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    Clicked reply on the wrong post!  Oh well, you’ll figure it out! Tongue out

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    That’s a tough one…  I’m not sure about which ones worked but I’ll bet calling whoever it was a whore probably got you slapped… and good!

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    "drop your standards, raise your average".

                                                                               

    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    It reminds me of a girl I met at a random party who out of nowhere asked me if I -like her- ever got home after a run to find that my pants had shit in them?

    WTF do you say to something like that?!!? maybe she was trying your line and her delivery was just a bit obtuse.

    If I recall my nonchalant response was "I swim rather than run and if you shit yourself in a swimming pool people tend to notice and complain!" 

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    so funny I nearly soiled myself!

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    and two of them got me slapped.  The two that worked did work a couple of times though… I was amazed too! can you guess which ones worked and which ones resulted in pain and humiliation?

    I think that the key to success is to set your standards low and be prepared to compromise!Wink 

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    But it was used ironically in the way that although it was used as a pick up line it was sending up pickup lines as a way to actually break the ice … who woulda thunk that the true irony was that pickup line actually seemed to work!

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    Now that we’ve established that you’re a whore lets get haggling

    (two Bacardi Breezers and a packet of crisps?) 

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    ever worked for you???

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    I know what you’re thinking and yes I’m great in the sack!

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    Be on it!!!!

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    No? Well do you mind lying down while I have one?

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    wish I was single so I could try it out… if I tried this on the Mrs she might think I was gonna knock her up and leave her holding the baby….the plan has merit now that I think about it

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    If I were dying of thirst, would your flowing love come quench me?
     

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    but I like yours too, has it ever worked? wink…

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    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.  If I swore you were an Angel would you treat me like the Devil tonight?

    +5 to anyone who can either quote the next line or tell me who sings it without cheating!

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    …wanna go halves on a bastard?

                                                                              

    the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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    & i’m falling for you :) 

    HM-THE ROOKIE

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    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    and do you give senior citizen discounts?

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    The Irishman from Ohio

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    I almost lost a computer reading this one. I had coffee in my mouth.

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    you have no idea how hard I laughed at that one!

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    …but, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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    man: do you know why they call me pleasure?

    unsuspecting woman: why?

    man: because the pleasure’s all yours…..

    >_< and for some reason it still amuses me………. 

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    and now I can breath through my ears. Want to see? 

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    Festina Lente

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    "Hi, call me Pookie. This is my hoola hoop."

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    Did you hear that the word of the day is LEGS, now lets go to my place and spread the word!

    HM-THE ROOKIE

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    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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    Works every time
    OFP
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    Can I check to make sure you don’t have any ticks?

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    Fight on you Catamounts, Fight for purple and gold! Fight for victory, True Warriors Bold!

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    Hey wanna rub my crystal balls?

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    is a great one. I’d go off with any guy that said that too me. :P

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

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    When you fell from heaven?

    "Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

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    "Hi, call me Pookie.  This is my hoola hoop."

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    cause You were checking out my package.   For either gal or guy: I would really love to see how you look, when I’m naked!
    Innocent

     *I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

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    or

    I’ve got this magic Lil’ frog, that if you kiss becomes a big prince. 

    Or

    hey Beautiful, Let me take you out of this place so the other girls can get some attention

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    is part of this statement?

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    "I shit my pants, can I get in yours?"

    Or perhaps,

    "Excuse me ma’am, do you have a band-aid? I seem to have scraped my knee falling for you." 

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    you’ve pulled!

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    Neil laughed. "I’m a soldier, not a cop, ma’am."

    MEH-TALLLLLLLL!!!

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    It would look great on my bedroom floor.

    I actually scored a date with this line. You have to say it with a sense of humor. 

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    If I told you, you have a hot body, would you hold it against me?

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    cause your body is out of this world!

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     How you doin?

    HM-THE ROOKIE

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    "SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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     "Are you mild or extra sharp"? :p

    "I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right."

    KISS’d by Sigler. Pusher twice over. UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.

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    Because you’ve been running through my mind all night. 

    "An armed society is a polite society.  Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."

    ~Robert A. Heinlein

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    I thought this would be a fun thread.  without further ado, lets begin.

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