bwahahaaha. Nothing beats a good dig on someone’s mother.
And with that I head to google to go find some Yo Momma jokes.
Sadly, it’s one of those instances where the title is much more exciting than the actual story, kinda like stumbling across an adult movie with a great title like Mud Hut Sluts with Dirty Butts.
Long story short, (though I’m sure I can spill some beans come SF’12) the moral of the story is just fuck ex-strippers, don’t try dating them. Your sanity will be much better off.
Yeah, it’s a mental image of your Mom; one shot of that and everything swells shut.
(sorry…it’s been a rum kind of day and you did sorta walk right into that one).
So that would be premature posting? They have a drug for that.
We usually do most of our drinking on the Island, but the help has been severely lacking lately!!!
Wait, this forum serves ale? Suddenly things got 4%-7.5% more interesting. (Depending on what’s on tap.)
I’ll buy you an ale for the story of athanas’ Adventures with Ex-Strippers!
No, no, it was meant to be legit. Maybe just a bit soon.
After I started getting reaquainted with the site I was put on the two epic tasks of athanas vs. The 3 Stage Cold and athanas’ Adventures with Ex-Strippers”, all of which I’ll gladly share for only the price of an ale.
That’s likely. Contact high from the “garden” Richie & I planted on the Island possibly.
I think we need to frisk his bunny bits to make sure it’s actually him!!!
Yeah, I reckon that’s the case.
Gonna take a day or two to get acclimated to the place again, but it shouldn’t be too much of a stretch.
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