Montepioneer
Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

So...I posted on the Blog of F*ck Yea post about the DOM tattoos...saying that for a guaranteed spot on the Kraken's team for the next book...I would get a Krakens logo tattooed on me. It seems Scott has taken the bait, so, as soon as I recieve my copy of The ALL PRO...or some other confirmation of my being in it(If he wants to see the tattoo earlier), I will be getting one tattooed on my body somewhere. It won't be on my ass or my genital region, so keep your minds out of the gutter, por favor.

 

However, I would like to take this time to see where the junkies think it should go? Also...I would ask that NONE of you try to get the same deal...as you may end up screwing me over...as well as yourselves, for future spots in the Siglerverse...Come up with your own SCHTICK! Please, keep in mind, my body IS somewhat taken up already, the right bicep, upper 2/3rds of my entire back, left mid thigh, and left upper arm/chest are all already taken. I also will not get a tattoo lower than my elbow, or on my neck(aka, so that I can wear, say, a polo shirt, and still look presentable in a corporate setting.), however, my lower legs are fair game. NO FEET. I have seen people get it tattooed...and I simply refuse. I have seen men with amazing pain tolerances( one of my friends had his shin bone snap in half and come through his skin, he said his foot tat was worse), and although I have a high one...it just isn't gonna happen.

 

SO...What do you guys think? Where should I put it?

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Twowire
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

But I like the Idea of the upper back or even over one of the pec's.  :)

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Scott
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

Montepioneer, you are the first in the queue for shizzle, but this is too good not to share with the larger Junkie community. I'll take people in order who send in the pics of their tat (you get to remain in first in line because it was your idea).

This idea gives me a douple nippy hard-on. Anyone who gets a ROOKIE-related tat gets to be named in the ALL-PRO, unless they are already in a Siglerverse story. I can't be double-naming people, unfortunately. However, if you're already named, and you get a tat, you can name someone close to you (as long as it's not the same last name, that gets confusing to the reader). And, don't forget, we can modify anyone's name to line up with Ki or Quyth Warrior naming conventions, so there's lots of room.

Junkies can get tats of any of the teams, Tier Two or Tier One. I assume most would want the Krakens (and I encourage this heavily), but will open it up to the other fantastic Junkie-created art for the rest of the league.

NeilColquhoun
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

the dilemma is: do I tell my wife first or just go and get it done?

Oh, decisions, decisions!

Montepioneer
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

To just get it done first. She can't say no, if it's already done, can she? lol.

 

@Scott: Fair enough...I just was so excited you said yes to it, that I had to let it out...but I wanted to make sure that I didn't screw it up for everyone involved by your gettin swamped with mail or something and gettin pissed.

 

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Jayguana
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

 

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Unalive
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

now what to do to get into Pandemic? Unfortunatly I'll have to pass on the triangle-on-the-balls tat, but maybe we can deal...

deltrimental
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

I'd be willing to get a tat, but I'd want my name to appear in Pandemic. Margaret sounds hot and she must be getting sick of all those dopey men abusing and upstaging her, surely. Lesbian tryst with hot Aussie female soldier? Go on, you know you want to.... :P

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Beth_Ailis
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

How many other authors have an army of tattooed fans spreading the word? I'm betting none! OK, Hutchinssss' sister did get a 7th son-related tat, but that's just one person and a family member.

Maybe you should have a tattoo artist set up shop at Junkie*Con... 

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Montepioneer
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

When is JunkieCon

 

Those who know me, fear me. Those who do not, will come to learn to. Those who cannot, will DIE.

Those who know me, fear me. Those who do not, will come to learn to. Those who cannot, will DIE.

Rich Palmer, DE #72, Ionath Krakens
Unalive
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

WE might as well be the ones trysting together. Two new recruit soldiers from different sides of the world, at the edge of the apocalypse, taking advantage of what may be their last chance at love. it's beautiful.

deltrimental
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

Aww c'mon. You saw the way his little face lit up.

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dozier1375
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

They can always be redone and expanded on. Now I see it as love triangle with me and my borrowed shotgun (thank you again Kali) aimed at unalive. I've been meaning to hunt down that zombie.

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dozier1375
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

Del you are magnificent.  Thanks for the daydream.  Wink

 

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deltrimental
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

Hmmm. I think that's been done before. How about...Unalive gets infected and tries to kill Margaret, you shoot him and save her life, then you figure she should be grateful and try to have your way with her, I burst in and beat the stuffing out of you and *I* get the girl.

Cue redhead in black tank and cammo pants tearing open Margaret's business shirt and slamming her against the wall in a passionate kiss...

People would pay to read that. Hell, *I'd* pay to read that! :)

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Unalive
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

Zombieboy springs to his feet, eats some dozier pate, then works that frigid mexican and the dirty little aussie bitch into a little international threesome action.

that could work too, right? it's kind of a "choose your own ending" post-apocalyptic bodice-ripper

deltrimental
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

You guys seem to be missing the point about me and Margo ditching the menz...

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dozier1375
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

Just as long as I get to watch and video tape for later use and resale.

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Belladonna420
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

Fan-Fic anyone?!?!

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deltrimental
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

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Beth_Ailis
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

Being that it's my maiden name -- I always prefered the English definition (top of the head for those of you who don't know) to being a French chopped liver.

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Montepioneer
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

Hijacking my thread damn you!!!! Lol.

 

Those who know me, fear me. Those who do not, will come to learn to. Those who cannot, will DIE.

Those who know me, fear me. Those who do not, will come to learn to. Those who cannot, will DIE.

Rich Palmer, DE #72, Ionath Krakens
Belladonna420
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

We need to get her on this project!!!  Wink

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deltrimental
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

It was just a joke, but it seems to have...grown legs. I shall refrain from the porn, forthwith.

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Belladonna420
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

a hot Aussie woman, a hot Italian woman and a hot Asian woman!  This is a win-win-win situation!!!

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Jayguana
Re: Guaranteed ALL PRO spot...for a tat?

What have I missed!! 

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