OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
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Found on FoxNews.com

Canadian Man Builds Himself Robot Girlfriend

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A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one.

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.

"She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast," Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail.

Not only that, but Aiko speaks — in both English and, for some reason, Japanese. (Le Trung has a Vietnamese name.) She can also read.

"Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty," Le Trung tells the Sun of London. "Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman."

She still can't walk, however. That will take a lot more work and, Le Trung tells the Globe and Mail, a new round of funding. He hopes to create and sell more pretty female robots in the future.

But, ahem, is there more than just companionship involved?

"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."

 

 

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DragonRiderOfPernEatenByAncestors
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

...if Big Bird was offed, I would have been told. Then I would take out would killed the BB. You Do Not Mess With Muppets.

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SlackerQueen
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...
I take it you wouldn't be too happy to know that Elmo is going to be committed for addiction to LSD? (Oh yeah, I went there. As much as I love those muppets, I can't help but want to tarnish their good names :D)

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MethPigeon
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you don't want to know all about Bert & Ernie, eh? 

 

cheep, cheep, ya bastard!

OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
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i don't wanna know abut u being butt-buddies with bert and ernie

 

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"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

Twowire
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

 only when there wearing them or what if there folded up on a laying on a chair or something? Just wondering if you may have pantaphobia? :p

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SlackerQueen
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...
Except on rare occasions where I will give someone a wedgie!

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the perfect wedgie moment.

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JP
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I thought it was "the H"! Could it be both?

 

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JP
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such an angry man!

 

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SlackerQueen
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...
Its hard to keep track of all the stuff he's taken over the years.

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OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

its like i'm the bringer of randomness....when ever i post on a thread (or make one)it turns into the Random Discussion thread Redux...

 

Yes, I'm a hick, whats your point?

Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

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"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

/sarcasm

But that's a good thing.

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SlackerQueen
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...
all it says about us is we're not boring Junkies! Laughing

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I_AM---
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How dare you think these forums would have any such thing. Well, I just, HMMMMM.

 

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DragonRiderOfPernEatenByAncestors
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Elmo is a Meth-laced marriguana*ms* addict. Wayne Brady gotted him hooked.

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DragonRiderOfPernEatenByAncestors
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

are illegetimated brothers. One is homo-sexual. the othere is tri-sexual. He will try anyhting. He's a Fluffy.

The Irishman from Ohio

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JP
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...
You mean muppets, other muppets, and pigeons?

 

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Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...
The Irishman from Ohio
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OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

that tri-sexual was men, women, and dogs.... like my old biology teacher...

 

Yes, I'm a hick, whats your point?

Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

WCU Catamounts Baseball opened up a can of WHOOP ASS on University of North Carolina: Asheville 11-0

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

Wolf
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

If I lived my life with some guys arm up my ass, you can bet yours that I would be trying out all sorts of drugs! 

 

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OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
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and you can have all the good points you want..... now.... turn your head and cough.

 

Yes, I'm a hick, whats your point?

Western Carolina Catamounts Sports update:

WCU Catamounts Softball has won a thrilling victory over the EVVVILLLL Appalachian State University......6-5 in 8 innings..

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

Wolf
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

You seem just a bit too eager! 

 

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DragonRiderOfPernEatenByAncestors
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The Irishman from Ohio
The Irishman from Ohio
Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

Of course I didn't say sarcasm. I said that this is Sparta!

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I_AM---
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

you must punctuate the 'P'. as in "This Is sParta"

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