OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

Found on FoxNews.com

Canadian Man Builds Himself Robot Girlfriend

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A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one.

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.

"She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast," Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail.

Not only that, but Aiko speaks — in both English and, for some reason, Japanese. (Le Trung has a Vietnamese name.) She can also read.

"Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty," Le Trung tells the Sun of London. "Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman."

She still can't walk, however. That will take a lot more work and, Le Trung tells the Globe and Mail, a new round of funding. He hopes to create and sell more pretty female robots in the future.

But, ahem, is there more than just companionship involved?

"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."

 

 

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SynapticJam
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

Sure...  Right....   Sicko!

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BarbaraJ
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...
He's 33 and lives with his parents and for some reason has trouble meeting women?
I wonder what the problem could possibly be.
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wallerdad
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

 Where can I get me one of those?  Jam let me know where you get yours.

LOL 

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JP
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...
but are you guys talking about Sadock?!?

 

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Damn_Dirty_Junkie
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

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Damn_Dirty_Junkie
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

Did you have to tell the media about it? The fact that you're Canadian? The sex with your knock-off FemBot, I can tolerate, but letting everybody know you're from Canada? Not cool. I think the city of Brampton should designate your Mom and Dad's house as a heritage site or something. "Robo-humping weirdo lives here" comes to mind.

 

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Wolf
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

Must be the MooseHead  

                                

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I_AM---
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

DDJ, I knew it. and this proves what all those mothers say... 

 

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Damn_Dirty_Junkie
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

I drink Toronto tapwater on a daily basis, and I don't feel compelled to build an android girlfriend. Unlike a certain someone I'm aware of in a small city to my east.

 

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Damn_Dirty_Junkie
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

That weirdo can stay the hell away from my city. If those mothers are implying I'm engaging in deviant sexual relations with electromechanical women, they are mistaken and cruising for a libel-based lawsuit.

 

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OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...
Gotta be something in the beer up there... Sex bots... strange fantasys about driving a Zamboni across Saskatewan... strange people....

Yes, I'm a hick, whats your point?

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"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

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I_AM---
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

but I think her name was something like

Damn Dirty Junkies Mom. she started the rumors. hehehe 

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I_AM---
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

just watch a hockey game. good, fun, and violent

 

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The Irishman from Ohio
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I_AM---
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

cool one there.

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DragonRiderOfPernEatenByAncestors
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

I think its name was April.

The Irishman from Ohio

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Damn_Dirty_Junkie
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

We're all kinds of wacky fun.

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Damn_Dirty_Junkie
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

I just had a coughing fit from the laughter.

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SlackerQueen
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...
I'm glad I live in Montreal Tongue out Most we get are riots and the worst one had police cars. On fire. And looting. After a hockey game play-off. Good times.

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I_AM---
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I'm just glad I could get you to laugh.

 

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I_AM---
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

and go to a Hockey game with you.

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Damn_Dirty_Junkie
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

You don't understand. I'M not locked in here with YOU. YOU'RE locked in here with ME. - Rorschach

 

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billy_tal3nt3d
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

I have like 12 fully functional female robots in my basement right now. Not a big deal. lol


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I_AM---
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

I've seen the shows. the government will stop by, pick you up and "recruit" to the black ops program.

 

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Damn_Dirty_Junkie
Re: Its not really in any sigler book.... but sounds like something for Pookie...

Please tell me you've installed machine gun jumblies.

 

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