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To Beth,

My favorite 40's movie star. I'll think of you everytime I smell apple pie.

Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

I'm gonna have to start brain-storming!!!

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

"I, Scott Sigler, Being of Sound mind (though slightly questionable) Bequeath unto you, the junkie UnknownVariable, All my earthly, unearthly, and otherwordly posessions as well as my future Dark empire" Signed, Scott Sigler. 

But our FDO is too smart for that, not to mention he'd go back on the contract!

So I'll have to think of what to REALL put...

Good luck with that one. :P

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

That's genius.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

I'm still in shock that I'll be able to get my own this time. :O

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

Hmmm...and now I think I'll be thinking of you whenever I smell apple pie!

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

"Thanks for being a loyal Junike"

**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**

Anything as long as it says ROCKS/RAWKS!!!

Love you always.. Followed by, keep dreaming Gitsh, may your balls be chewed by the grizzit, moist blessings!

That would do me, he is a crazy fuck

That's excellent.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

Nothing wrong with short, simple, and true. :)

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

Last year was easy, ("Fuck the Seahawks; GOOOOO KRAKENS!!!",) but I've got bupkus so far.
Maybe something along the lines of "Take it from me: low draft picks don't always lead to success". :-p

 Or, since there was a problem with my address the last time, I could go with "Josh, thanks for not fucking up your order this year.  Douche."

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

Something along the lines of that last ones sounds the best. xD

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

I'm thinking I've got a winner there.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

To write anything He would like to write and leave it totally up to him. Makes for some interesting inscriptions!

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KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
Pusher twice over.

And I liked the results...but for something en masse like this, I'll try to save him from FDOverthinking it.

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

I know at least one of the other orphans is getting their own as well. Totally cool.

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A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

Synaptic Jam, died on a dirty hit from the Kraken's Mum-O-Killowe
The Defensive Tackle was fined $19.95

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

Not sure which route I'll go this time around. I know Scott will have 1000-1500 to sign so I may just have him inscribe my copies at a later date.

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A life vacant of laughter is not worth exerting the effort it takes to live it.

He got change back from his twenty. Awesome.

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

think he could draw Billy Mayes giving a thumbs up after that?

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

Aww, we're growing up!

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

last time i asked for the meaning of life.  this time i am pondering a sigler original haiku

Now that would be cool.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}