Much easier than your Porno name. Simply a place on earth you were born, lived, or now reside. My nephews had fun with this on our last visit. The oldest has a whole process for Sklorno naming that's a cross between registering a dog in the AKC and the practice of retiring jersey numbers of great players. A prospective player submits four names to the GFL Sklorno Naming Commission (GFLSNC) and they get the one that is not in use currently in the Tier 1-3 or has been retired because it belonged to particularly great player.
Names I would submit are: Ankara, Missoula, Portland, Duluth. The boys wanted to call me Montana but I thought that would be arrogant and sacreligious for a Sklorno to call herself that. They named their mother Wenatche and grandmother Morgantown. Their Dad would be Bozeman if he were female. And a Skorno. BTW my porn name is Mack Bong.