ImprobableJoe
When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

Look...

I already choked my mother to death with my trade paperback of Infected, I set fire to my father with my copy of Contagious. I picked up Ancestor this morning and clubbed my wife to death with it a few hours ago. Before her body had cooled, I ordered a copy of The Rookie and pre-ordered The Starter which covers my two brothers... well, the dirt of their shallow graves will cover them, and the books will help shuffle them off of this mortal coil.Sealed

I'm out of books, but I'm not out of victims. Can I get a little Crypt action over here?

**All murders described herein were purely hypothetical, and never actually happened, I swear. Really... no, really!Wink**

Gmork
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

while youre waiting on the next novel to be published (and therefore become the next instrument of death to your family), may I suggest a perusal of the Siglerpedia wiki (see that cunning mix of 'encyclopedia' and 'Sigler'?!)Wink

There's many a topic to read and many a topic that could use some fleshing out. 

Oh and thanks for the disclaimer at the bottom of your post. Cause, you know, otherwise, the post itself would be permissible evidenceYell
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GJ
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

with you mp3 player of laptop after you swing by podiobooks.com

here for season 1 and here for season 2

Have fun but don't get blood on the keyboard cause it's just like soup!

CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

NeilColquhoun
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

Although us Scottish Junkie are not scared of anyone!

We wear plaid skirts (well, the Yanks think so anyway!), wield broadswords and chase the Haggis over the Scottish mountains while shouting "FREEDOM".

Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

BigJohn
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

 

You can always pick up an expensive copy of Earthcore and use it for clubbing. I've heard the German edition is quite meaty.

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GJ
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

just rub it in!!

CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

NeilColquhoun
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

When do you begin German classes?

Smile

Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

GJ
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

you little monkey you.

...hmm.. ok... it kind of dissapated by the time I made the threat :)

CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Scott
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

Dark Øverlord Media is a partnership, and my partner is going to shiv me if I promise any printed material. Only ARealGirl can tell you what might be published next.

coxbrother
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

The Dragon Moon Earthcore is too pretty and soft to use as a death implement. (Just get one and hug it)The German hardcover isn't as tall as a regular hardcover but it is thick and when you hit someone with it, they stay hit. Swing down and shout: Arschloch! Depp, Dummkopf, Vollidiot!

 

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coxbrother
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

Depp, Dummkopf, Vollidiot! But stay away from this one: Fotze

 

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coxbrother
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

You make me smile. Do not listen to anything Guestford says to you, in German.

 

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coxbrother
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

That you Rawk? Well. You do. I am feeling all huggy tonight. Off to the next random kindess!

 

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NeilColquhoun
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

I don't know German but I know some Danish and French, so us Scottish Junkies are not all broadsword-wielding, plaid-skirt wearing, haggis-chasing, whisky-drinking warriors.

Yes, that's it, we're warriors of the wasteland!

Mr Fast Fingers (title bestowed upon me by guestford_junkie)

Gmork
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

...but I'll take huggy anytime over, you know, familial violence...cause we're all kinda like family here ::hugs::Laughing
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GJ
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

Frown

CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

ImprobableJoe
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!

Ahhh... fair enough. 

 

In the meanwhile, I guess I'll download the podcast to my iPod, and strangle people with the headphone cord. We make do with what's available. Cool

 

 

Twainy
Re: When the hell do I get a physical copy to beat someone to death with?!?!
You KNOW you wanna listen to this again ... you have time ... you should do it ... :o) ... They were all shucked and they all knew it ...

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