I already choked my mother to death with my trade paperback of Infected, I set fire to my father with my copy of Contagious. I picked up Ancestor this morning and clubbed my wife to death with it a few hours ago. Before her body had cooled, I ordered a copy of The Rookie and pre-ordered The Starter which covers my two brothers... well, the dirt of their shallow graves will cover them, and the books will help shuffle them off of this mortal coil.
I'm out of books, but I'm not out of victims. Can I get a little Crypt action over here?
**All murders described herein were purely hypothetical, and never actually happened, I swear. Really... no, really!**